GameStop - BioShock 2 - The Breakup

[Dresden0rgasm]

Seeing this ad, Then hearing Blanche's voice in game made me wonder if she had spliced her own voice as well.

[jackryan37]

wow hahahah they have a break up lol XD

[TheSilentOne50]

Sounds like my parents.

[manofman8]

the chiled is mine *BOOM!*

[SHARDK2]

It was rocky from the start.

That's an understatement.

[azjayden]

i remember when my brother was 6 yrs old and he started crying because the chick scared the fuck out of him LMAO xD LOL HAHA p.s. he shit himself

[luizengrazia1]

what the hell man..THAT CHILD IS MINE

[agentpancakes1]

This was on in Australia last year. I laughed so much.

[Sashi1110]

Yeesh, good thing Dr.Steinman isn't around >_>

[Rocker42070]

@Sashi1110 If Steinman was there he'd give Blanche another clam because she's not "symmetrical"

[darealest1224]

It does look like a clam

[rICard0s00]

her left boob looks like a clam

[finaltrinity5]

YEAHHH ROOSTERTEETH!

[qwerkaz]

We're still fighting over custody, the child is mine!

[19hawkeye98]

I just realized power to the players. Power to the people.

[002gameREVO]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA " I CAUGHT HER WITH ANOTHER MAN " *They both start shooting at him

[riicci]

THIS SHIT IS STILL FUNNY AS HELL!!! lmao

[ExplossiveGamers]

Uh so after a person gets reborn in rank, they look like that, Uh-uh HECK NO!!!!

[DuckyDesigns]

Roosterteeth -3

[SHARDK2]

i caught her with another guy. BOOM BOOM BOOM

[SHARDK2]

HEY THE FISH WAS RIGHT!!!

[SamauraiRippeR]

Rooster Teeth FTW!

[L4d2909]

Go Blanche!!!!

[commando377]

Blanche was dating a rosie!

[L4d2909]

hehe?

Knitted Boobz

[SamauraiRippeR]

@L4d2909 That is SO much more than disturbing!

[bren97122]

I'll take the lil Sis! She's soooo cute!

[Chiefsplayr17]

If I caught my wife w/ a Big Daddy, I'd fuckin run, not shoot at him.

[iloveplayingpr]

So they settle their problems by shooting each other XD!!!! LOL

[george77772moons]

He fired a rocket at the woman HOLDING HIS KID -_-

[BigBratzWorld]

Poor Zigo, Blanche was being a whore, with Big Daddy. B:

[zcoolguy123]

FUN FACT the guys from rooster teeth worked on this tv ad

[ColtonKnapp]

@zcoolguy123 The guys at roosterteeth have done some awesome things in their lives. =)

[ezerlie]

@mitch9877 you're the one taking offense to things on the internet. Good luck with that babby

[ezerlie]

gamestop sucks

[mitch9877]

@ezerlie you suck in real life

[SpaSpaSpaz]

LOL HOW COULD PEOPLE START FIGHTS ONA VIDEO LIKE THIS. "that part was funny"... "fuck you faggot"

[tsethbright]

THE CHILD IS MINE XD.

[nachodemon666]

We're still fighting over custody

(Put the sunglases)

THE CHILD IS MINE.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!

[UggmunsStudios]

I bought bioshock 2 today, and it came with an unused code at gamestop for these 2 characters.

[TheGameplayMaster2]

I caught her with another guy!

*big daddy starts shooting*

Christ I never laughed so hard

[Domino6301]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHHAHHAH­AHAH "The child is mine!!!" holy shit thts hilarious

[MachPivot]

Wait, Zigo was holding a nailgun, but then he had a Tommy

[MachPivot]

Dude... She has staples holding her tit to her chest.. THE FUCK?!

[CannibalCorpseXX]

@MachPivot I know! I thought it was like a shell when I first seen her lol

[esaflakitasexy]

@MachPivot hahahaha

[chadbrez89]

She cheated w/ a Big Daddy LOL

[killuexyz99]

I caught her with another guy

LOLZZ

[silentkiller102]

i don't think child support is going to help this relationship!

[yomama8966]

Lmao "I caught her with another guyyyy" and it was a Rosie lol

[ReissySemple]

THIS MADE ME LOL.

[JakdaBlak]

Lol 0:21 The child is mine! (Launches Grenade)

[KinsenJoufu]

I wonder if all relationships in rapture are like this...

[JinCO7]

@KinsenJoufu I can honestly see all or most relationships in Rapture being like this

[JinnKimura]

@KinsenJoufu I did shoot my ex-girlfriend. I guess they are.

[kitsunetheshadow]

why cant all celebarty breakups be like that?

[MrYourtoaster]

the child is mine

[ZCD99]

its a shell

[CannibalCorpseXX]

Ok, can someone tell me whats on Blanche's left boob? Everyone on XBL tells me its a shell. But I can't tell. Does anyone know? Thanks :)

[MrTwiky]

@CannibalCorpseXX It's poorly patched up with stitches... probably related to her splicing.

[TheCederus]

HOLY SH*T! That woman scared the crap outta me!

[cod5guy1231]

Rosies suck thats my opinion tho why couldn't it be a bouncer lol

[vDEFIANT360v]

When I saw her running with the little sister and zigo said were still fightin over custody I was like ROFLMAO! The whole vid was hilarious!

[chanze19]

i caught her with another guyyyy lol 

[mastermindsamurai]

wow, thats how relation ships work down there

[connorxx99]

0:07 zigo has a nail gun but at 0:08 he has a tommy gun XD

[titanticbodyparts]

They...REPRODUCED!? EWWUGH!

[Kaboose1475]

Zigo: "I found her with another guy" When it showed her and the rosie,I started to laugh hard

[WilliamBroichYAY]

got this pre- orderd

[theRealAlmostGodly]

lol

[MosinNagantMan1]

XD Ihave heard of rough breakups but I have never seen one that rough!

[mdkinsal]

0_0 they had a kid....

[151ray]

LOL NICE USE OF THE BIG DADDY!

[someguy14k]

I pre-ordered the game but never used that card to unlock them.

[gamerking11097]

I found her with another guy. (--O-) Rosie helmet.

[kibarownsual]

wtf XD

[EKUxDarkness]

WTF

[xHiTtHeLiGhTx]

@ Gregd8888

How is it corny? And how can the trailer be homosexual? Is it attracted to same sex videos? You need to get a mind you stupid athiest and rap/drummer wannabe.

[xlrwolf10]

can you haz anger managment?

[Cheetanaruto]

This commercial gave me a whole different idea about bioshock so I was hesitant or however your spell it.

[SuperKingOfSwing1]

I hate gamestop.

They make things you can only get if you pre-order from them! assholes.

[kameron600]

DADDY WONT YAH PLEASE COME HOMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh daddy please wont you yah come hommmeeeee

[rampartboy1989]

do you think the kid lived?

[Berith003]

if your talking about the little sister then yes she did

[xlrwolf10]

maybe. she is a little sister and if you listen to the audio diarys they talk about how there less vulnerable and stuff like that

[ParanoidToaster]

THE CHILD IS MINE! Ahahaha! XD

Also, don't pay attention to the massive hoard of ignoramus below. >.>

[sevendustfan4life1]

my gamertag is Chapter VIIdust...anyone want to play just send me an invite!

[zXJulianXz]

LOL

[TheVaiyne]

lol i bet big daddy drilled her with his drill if u know what i mean

[phoenix88049]

@TheVaiyne lol good one

[shadowgoo112]

Why does blanche have a guy voice in the game? how come its not like this?

[imred3345]

how do u play as big daddy in multiplayer?

[scarecrow719]

During the match a big daddy suit will appear and if you get to the suit first, you become the big daddy. You lose your plasmids and cannot regenerate health but you have access to the rivet gun which is extremely powerful and very large health.

[shonya12]

big daddy how could u

[invader314]

fucking spammer get a life

[screwthis78]

lol?

[Woodster117]

I Didnt even pre-order it and i got the characters.

They had some codes left-over,which surprised me.

[tiasband]

"Zigo and I had a romance, but it was Rocky from zee start"

[Amanofwords1]

the child is mine boom

[killerpsycoklown]

i got mine for pc cause xbox is like a new hangout for 10year olds

[Kingjeekong]

All i can say is...... Damn.

[BarlowEnter]

The freaken Gamestop is so annoying. Once I proccess to step three, it kept asking me to choose my shipping method and the underline is blank! what am I suppose to choose!? There's nothing there.

[oplivous27]

I tried to preorder the uber ed but it was canceled lmao

[thecpproject]

@Mr.xSunshine: Nice whining, whiner. Have you ever played an online game? Because you sure don't sound like you have. Besides, there's still single player, in case you didn't already know.

[xMrSunshine]

@thecpproject Nice way to fail your reply there. Good thing I noticed your stupidity.

Yes I have played many online games and online games are fun at times but not when there's a possibility that the SP takes a hit because they had to have a MP that was just quickly pulled together in the last minutes for just the reason that they can say it has MP.

[thecpproject]

First of all, I wasn't trying to be hostile or anything.

Second of all, the MP was being worked on since the bginning of the game. But see your point; the online could distrat people from the greatness of the single-player.

And I couldn't properly reply to your other comment because I was using my iPod at the time, and the YouTube app on there doesn't have a reply button.

[HungryLikeT3hW00t]

I honestly do not see how multiplayer can detract from the singleplayer experience at all.

[Metaknight486]

Amen. You actually get to be in the middle of Rapture's civil war instead of just reading or listening about it. Plus, you get to zap non-NPC chumps who are dumb enough to stand in puddles.

[HungryLikeT3hW00t]

Exactly, I'm almost as excited for MP as the main campaign! =p It's silly to think you can't have both a decent singleplayer and multiplayer in one game, especially when they're made by two different developers!

[Metaknight486]

Plus, they don't have one studio splitting its resources on two separate aspects of gameplay. 2K Marin can focus on the single-player campaign, while Digital Extremes can concentrate on the multiplayer. Personally, I think that they made a smart move.

[xMrSunshine]

Oh why did they have to jump on the multiplayer bandwagon? Bioshock is all about the singleplayer experience that sucks you in like a vacuum, not some stupid useless multiplayer that's made only for the 12-year-olds that think it "sux" because it's not online...

Fuck you kids, fuck you.

[Shoes742]

@xMrSunshine QQ some more ya loser

[xMrSunshine]

@Shoes742 I rest my case. You're probably just one of those kids that play games like MW2 online with another hand and jam some ritalin up their gobs with another.

You idiots just can't appreciate a good singleplayer.

[Shoes742]

hahahaha, that's actually quite funny, I actually traded in MW2 after I beat the story, never played it online and I'm 19, yes it is true Bioshock's single player is great but the guys who did the single player didn't even do the multiplayer, another team did

[gainx45]

XD were still fighting over custedy,over the little sisters!!

[BarlowEnter]

@oree31

Did you get the normal edition, or the special?  Can you tell me is it credit card only?

[orree31]

i pre orded the game at gamestop so i get those chars plz answer thnx

[Toxicbio1]

this commercial was funny

and why is her left boob stitched? o_o

[ooEnGLISHMANoo]

@Toxicbio1 a bad breast enhancement

[DarkwaveIrou]

Because she is suppsoed to be a splicer that got some work done. All splicers are deformed, insane, or in some cases both.

[tyman528]

@Toxicbio1 adam

[BarlowEnter]

Will I still be able to preorder it on Gamestop, in the 8th?

[tyman528]

@BarlowEnter i have no idea but if you do it now its better

[BigBuckFilm]

*raises hand* who else thinks that this is just gunna be realesed on the marketplace about a week after the games release?

[BigBuckFilm]

lol just to support my claim, they did the same thing with the Juggernaut in marvel ultimate aliance, they made a BIG DEAL about pre-ordering and then they just put it on the marketplace a good 2 weeks later, but I can see them doign the same since you didnt get charged extra for these characters :)

[RenegadePlague]

I understand the story mode will have better graphics but just like most games the graphics aren't very good on multiplayer which isn't necessary because if they were too good the games would lag more.

[Guitarheroproudution]

were still fighting over custity lol

[Guitarheroproudution]

RESPECT THE PRE-ORDERING!!!!

[shawn1990]

DRUNK TANK

[SilverPotatoXL]

If the graphics matter to you, you aren't a real Bioshock fan

[S4LAm4ndr]

I dont give a shit what kind of gamer you are, graphics matter. The company wouldnt put all the detail they do into graphics if bioshock fans didnt care about it. In fact, they could make a book instead. Same thing, but no graphics at all since they dont matter to you ;)

[WorldEatah]

Nothing says fatherly love like blowing up your mother with a rocket launcher.

THE CHILD IS MINE!

[EternoGiudice]

lool

[DarkAngelShadowNeko]

The child is mine!! -blam- xD

[xXxBackbonexXx]

0:08

[shadowkunai12]

rofl this is awsome but the graphics could be better

[demonjack123]

The child is mine!

[demonjack123]

This made me laugh lol

[george77772moons]

Now that's funny... I just wish that their faces moved somewhere other than their mouths...

[iEpicFailure]

power to the players my ass

[Lunaxandra]

They should put Jack on multiplayer

[RobClayJoker]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA your an idiot

[skillz1178]

Lol ur the idiot if you think these graphics are good.

[RobClayJoker]

They are MUTIPLAYER graphics, not the graphics in story mode

[hitman3106]

too many people spam about drunk tank

[heroman117]

DRUNK TANK BITCHES

[lennoma]

what the hell does drunk tank mean?

[Phears2Phobias]

Drunk Tank is a pod cast that is produced by Rooster Teeth (the same guys that do Red vs. Blue). They mentioned this vid on the pod cast so people come check it out. Its free on iTunes.

[cdyfiola]

rooster teeth actually made this commercial, they didnt just mention it

[vegettosonlab]

They did?! I can see their writing in this. Nice.

[xXxZOMBIExXxxx]

nooooooooooooob

[shakemeshakeme]

a holding cell in a police station

an armored vehicle full of alcohol

[BenedictWolfe]

Trunk Dank!

[witchking3434]

drunk tank

[scaredshady]

rooster teeth ftw

[MrRicharizard]

drunk taNKKKKKKK!

[bloodshot1245]

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[TheGovernment101]

Drdrdrdrdruuunk TAAANNNKK!!!

[epidemicstudios]

drunk tank

[TheDeathofGrace]

lol you can tell from this that the multiplayer is going to have frame rate trouble.

[CallofDavey]

yah if you play on a library computer

[CutAndStick]

D-D-D-D-D-DRUNK T-T-T-T-TANK!!!!

[Tatertotz1337]

DRUNK TANK!!!

[daizoren]

Drunk Tank!!!