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  • David Icke - The Reptilians and the Moon

    youtube.com/watch?v=V2BrDe-rrR­A&feature=related

    Who Built the Moon (Matrix) ? p.1/

    youtube.com/watch?v=KvMTCMYc5c­c&feature=related

  • ITS LIKE SUPERFRIENDS!

  • Sure, you can laugh at this. But when comparing christianity with scientology the mechanisms of mind control are exactly the same. While being an apparently bad sci-fi writer Hubbard at least had a clear understanding of the psychology of religion. Once you're inside you can't get out. No matter how absurd the beliefs are. Falling from your faith is an eventuality ingenuously forecasted. You're still stuck within it, all you ever did was sentencing yourself to eternal punishment.

  • Anybody who'd believe they can buy enlightenment and/or spirituality for a few hundred thousand dollars deserves to lose their money.

  • The paranormal(unknown) experiences and skills may be learned by ANYONE who is truly seeking this ancient, spiritual KNOWLEDGE.

    You don't need to give your money away to psychomaniacs a.k.a criminals to get to know 'secrets' that are being hidden from you BY THE SAME MEDIA that controls this Scientology crap. Bunch of B.S. Reincarnation, telepathy, telekinesis are all NATURAL gifts inherent to human beings(spiritual beings living now in materialized bodies).They charge you to unfurl their lies.

  • i think scientology's theology is fine for almost anyone -- except gays of course from what i hear but that was many years ago and this is now. in fact, i think that i'm pretty much a scientologst b/c it's more believable than christianity or the supernatural but it's equally fairy tale.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOL this is hilarious!!!!!!! Only celebrities and nuts would believe this, they are so dumb!!!!!!! hahahaha

  • I'd like to mention that ron was gay and he did miscabage. The fact is he did not wanted to be found out. So he watwashed the hwole thing.

  • Miscavige...:) What can one think about someone with such a name? For me it sounds like "miscarriage", which is something that should've happened to the mom of this guy, for the benefit of the entire mankind...

  • ....To Goof the Floof.....Jesus, how deluded was this man?

  • @rxlaudanum very deluted

  • scientology is a reflection of the American dream, whether you like to believe it or not. where else can you turn a science fiction book into a tax exempt institution but in America.

  • In his last moments in office (Xenu), he really goofed the floof. Is that slang for "He tapped that ass?" So, are we going to dig up this Xenu guy? Which mountain is he in? Has he been in solitary confinment for 78 million years? Am I going to get sued for asking to many questions?

  • Xenu look like John Travolta lol funny coincidence

  • I've got Xenu here at the moment on his knees giving me a killer blow-job! He also says Scientologists are bat-shit crazy freaks and he wants nothing to do with them.

  • This is what the cult of scientology is all about:

    BRAINWASHING = hypnosis (manipulation of the conscious and unconscious mind) + intimidation + “caring” ↔ MANIPULATION.

  • Also David Miscavage is a psychopath who is well known to beat up his staff, punch them in the face, slap the women and all that. A total nut-case.

  • he Galactic Federation of Free Alliances, also known as the Galactic Federal Republic, but most commonly the Galactic Alliance, was the galactic government directly following the New Republic. Incorporating most of the known galaxy, the Galactic Alliance was the first government to achieve this since the Galactic Empire. Between 40 and 41 ABY, the term New Order had applied to the Alliance for a short period of time. The rest of the time it was the Old Order. LAWL starwars

  • get sick and die if you read it unprepared lulz sounds more like dying of laughter are bordoem i wish these assholes would put there nikes on have a sleepover and drink the speical kool aid FTW LMWAO

  • goof the flaute lol sounds like what my girlfriend does to me every night !!!! LULS

  • thew drawing of xenu looks like the bald trovalta lol blown up with atom bombs lmao

  • god... People are fucking stupid.

    but Xenu = EPIC LULZ

  • For one million dollar you'll be able to meet Xenu in person. I'll make the arrangement for just ten percent paid in advance. I'm very sure Xenu will be glad to finance the balance upon a life-time contract.

  • This is so disturbing

  • i wish i invented scientology, imagine how much money you could scam rich idiots for..

  • @treblemc Agree. Shall we start a new religion?

  • those scumbags buy cheap comic trash for thousands of dollars??

    :-0 omg!!!!

  • New book about the ABUSE in $cientology.

    Check out : scobeepublishing(DOT)com

  • how many blacks and puerto ricans are in the sea org? any mexicans? chinese, or hindu?

  • I'd join just to get to wear one of those spiffy sailor uniforms! Yeah! Lobotomize me and reprogram me! What a deal!

  • huh and most of our beloved actors beleave this, wow their parents must be ashamed. i think id rather chop off my dick and cook it and eat it then join this fuckin rediculus thing of a cult i mean even the kkk is more sensible then this shit.

  • Beloved actors? I don't think so. More like brain-dead celebrities.

  • You have got to be fucking kidding me....

  • FUCK SCIENTOLOGY.....and fuck EVERYTHING these fuckin lunatics believe.

  • I thought the lady @ 4:33 was Bob Dylan LOL

  • Xenu is servicing me in bed today.

    Tomorrow, he will be slinging hash at the local church potluck and serving sweet potatoes to blue-haired little old ladies. :P

  • Please donate 1 million dollars to me. In return, I will bless you and help you to help myself. I have the power to prevent money from destroying you. I will show you what having a good time is all about so you may learn and attain knowledge as a result. Don't be a Jew. Give it up!

  • Shocking! L.Ron actually used the Church to line his own deep and capacious pockets? Surely not!

    ---Except he's on record as commenting, before ever starting Scientology, that an easy way to become a millionaire would be to "start a new religion"!A science fiction writer writes a science fiction religion and thousands of gullible dupes fall for it as fact & shell out their live savings to get "Clear" and then go on a wild goose chase along the upper levels Bridge to nowhere! L Ron: flim flam man

  • Why are the wearing naval uniforms, is one of the courses mastering the bathtub?

  • I believe the uniforms were adopted when they purchased the blue-asbestos-infested ship the "Freewinds" and Hubbard went to see to avoid taxes and (I think) arrest.

  • not mastering the bathtub...masturbating in the bathtub...

  • Chi-ching-tology =)

  • of they are helping ppl... why does it cost money. how does that help. i think its the idea of getting your life together.. making money.. education .i have watched a few videos about scientology. but still dont make that much sense. --- a man said that ppl will get sick and die if they learn the courses without paying money.....hmmm i dont get. where does the money really go.

  • i was in bel air with xneu we yet to a pool but it was closed

  • Xenu is in my kitchen with Elvis cooking long grain brown rice a bacon.

  • wouldnt it be more accurate to say that xenu is in your kitchen cooking deep fried twinkies (elvis's favourite) for The king?

  • Ah, very astute. I failed to do my research. But the King did like his bacon!

  • how can you mock Xenu? he worked at red lobster for 5 years. he deserves more respect. if anything he made Elvis peanut butter banana bacon sandwhices, with tupac drinking malt liquor, all watching michael jackson do the moonwalk.

  • You are a funny one, made me laugh!!!LOL!

  • The rise of the dwarf, happy slappy.

  • xenu goofed the fluke! which resulted in humanity being cluster fcked by the thetans!

  • Xenu escaped dawg, i had lunch with him like 2 days ago, we both got the McChicken combo, and then we looked into each others eyes and our hands touched, but then the thetans fucked up the moment.

    Epic LuLz!

  • Xenu is my bitch

  • Xenu is my homeboy

  • lol.

  • Like I said before come to MEXICO you sad babies I bet you won't last a day retards cry cry cry to your embassee dumb fucks

  • In the twenty years since this documentary was made, things have become a lot easier for dissenters. It's a lot safer to protest against the Cult of $cientology now, because our numbers are growing. But stay safe, and stay anonymous. We're going to shut this scam down.

  • @doobedoo22

    You give me hope. I hope this shady organization goes away for good.

  • WE ARE ALL ONE PEOPLE. THE EARTH IS ALIVE . as is the cell alive in our body the earth lives and breathes as apart of the universe. STOP ***KING YOUR MOTHER. THE UNIVERSE IS WAITING FOR US TO GROW UP. DONT BE BLINDED BY IGNORANCE. ETENERAL HAPPYINESS AWAITS. THE TIME IS NOW FOR US TO BECOME one withTHE UNIVERSE.

  • the truth can't be told it can only be learned, chage is neccary. Join the creed of eidos, we accept no money or donations, we only except those who wish to learn, for further information please call 905-392-2243

  • What kind of fool will pay that kind of money for being taught about the "church" and how to improve your life? A REAL church offers this for free! Better yet get a Bible and read it. The New Testament offers the real guide to life.

  • Statements like this need to have something to back them up.

  • One thing is certain, L Ron Hubbard did not die for anyone else's sins.

  • this information is valuable

    it needs to get out there

    we do not forgive

    we do not forget

    expect us

  • I love that 'die of pneumonmia' bit.

  • oh shit, I think I just ripped off hugh heffner...sorry heff...love ya movies!

  • 200 million! holy shit! I'm gonna get to work on my own religion right away....

    I think I'm gonna call it gullible twats ology and my hero alien will be mr snufalupogas (did I spell that right?)

    To join you have to be female, between the age 21 and 25, have big boobs and be bisexual..it costs a million dollars to join and you have to touch mr snufalupogas everyday

    I think that sounds reasonable...did I mention mr snufalupogas (the big snuf!) lives in my pants?? ;)

  • Dude that is probably one of the funniest things I have read on Youtube!!! Fucking brilliant!!! All hail Mr Snufalupogas!!!!

  • I went in willing but unable. I came out able but unwilling.

  • Take me to your leader

  • The slickest fraud ever. Disguised as a religious belief so you can't point them out for the scammers they are.

    Poor sheep handing money to these criminals.

  • Free Xenu!

  • Scientology relies on the christian religion. Without the dogma of being in debt to jesus since you're born, it won't work.

  • Yep, the good old orignal sin.

  • Question for scientologists..if auditing is essential to clear one's self does that mean there is no hope for a double amputee ?

  • too funny Mrs....waddya say we call Lt. Dan and ask him?? keep it up, u r funny.

  • they can't have anything to do with phsychiatry,they believe phsychologists killed them in past lives.

  • This is not a church this is medical ORG of, science, psychiatry and psychologyy = scientology. Science cause it's considered in the medical field research; Psychiatry for the method that they use with the E-meters with the(shock that you "don't" feel), and psychology getting in the mind. The way you think; reprogramming and losing all inability to think for yourself except for what they want you 2 think.

    A church preaches openly what they want you to apply 2 one another they don't don't dscnct.

  • ULTIMATE IRONY = A CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/MUSLIM LAUGHS AT THE ridiculous BELIEFS OF SCIENTOLOGY

  • What kind of church sends it's members to peoples homes to spy threaten and harass others.

    Scientology Kills

    For anyone in Scientology reading this needing a way out please call this number Call toll free USA & Canada 1-866-XSEAORG That's 1 866- 973-2674 In UK (London) call 0208 864 4940.

    Expect Us

  • another well made and informative video that can be understood by ppl not being inside scientology.

  • i need a massage

  • every religion is based on science fiction most just limit it to their creation stories and evolution not dc 17s and aliens in volcanoes.... its hilarious though

  • my religion is based on christianity with the occasional injection of dinosaur DNA. : )

  • Wow, LRH sure did well for himself. I wish I knew how he could afford several mansion on meager wages. LOL. It's like the Enron of religion.

  • lol good comment ...lol..

  • Thats good stuff!!

  • Only in America could a religion like this be spawned and flourish... try to breed people who don't believe anything and everything, at least mormonism is relatively peaceful and inoffensive make belief...

  • sounds like science fiction meets disneyland to me,

  • xenu is coming so you better start climbing that ladder boy

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, bahahahaha, LOL LOL LOL, hehe, haha *snort* ahahaha!!!

    People actually believe this bullshit?? How gullible can these people be? This is hilarious! What an absolute joke.

  • If people can believe in Christianity they can surely believe in Scientology.

  • David MisCarriage, I hope you are stretching your anus in preparation for jail life...

  • Xenu the supreme RULAH hahahahahaha awesome

  • My friend in Royal Oak Michigan was paid almost nothing working full time for them[he had a second job and had NO time left in the week]; others there were making a bunch of money though. The head of that office got so hostile toward me just for telling her that I thought they were being unfair in asking me to sign something I didn't believe! My name is Bill, and Tom knows who I am. Tom, I miss our friendship and am fearful they've been manipulative of you.

  • These fuckin wackos. I cant get over how dumb these fuckin retards are. Oh and by the way...

    I FUCKED YOUR ALIEN LEADER XENU IN THE ASS.

    I fucked your stupid alien god in the ass. hows that you fucking faggots. I jizzed on his face too. He like it...it was wierd.

  • goof tha floof,you gotta be shitting me

  • haha why don't scientologist ot 3 people show us how they can move things with their mind? if they can prove it, i may buy it

  • think im feeling a bit sick (sick with rage at these thiefs)

  • Free Xenu...!!

  • lol hahaha

  • Ha ha,scientology is totally lame.After I found out about that alien spacelord-sh!t,I`ll never watch a Tom Cruise or John Travolta-movie again.I`m sorry,but I have no respect for someone who thinks that Star Wars-sh!t is for real.

  • Why would you go 'up' a bridge? Don't you go across one? And what do you get to the top of that 'bridge'? I'm guessing you jump. And, if you're really a scientologist, you'll fly. Good luck guys.

  • TV IS a Scam, except when Scientology is on...

  • "At first you get a lot more than you thought...Real changes take place in your life" - end quote.

  • so much for free speach who is monitering my comments. i had to spell a predetermind word then submit it so i could continue commenting wtf is this for eh

  • LOL! people if ur looking for an out of body experience just take some LSD wait a couple hours til ur on the peak of ur trip,  then breath a good amount nitrous oxide. i GAURANTEE an out of body experience or ur money back

  • March 15th 'cruise' on down to your local Scientology cult. Be Anonymous.

  • and why is charles manson still in jail if these people are around??

  • ESCAPE ON March 15TH. FREEDOM IS AROUND THE CORNER. Katie go home!

  • I WANT SUPERPOWERS OMG!

  • How can people honestly believe this shit?

  • yeah your right He is a few inches shorter than Tom Cruise

  • Careful, he has powers!

  • Hi I'm Xenu.

    I actually escaped soon after being locked up, so you can stop making all this fuss.

    Scientology is gay...

    is you want to worship someone worship /b/

  • yeh man I got sick from sci shit :S

  • isn't xenu on a videogame?

  • If you have to pay all of that money to be psychic and telekinetic or have out of body experiences, how do they explain all of the people who already do that that are not scientologists? If it is a possibility at all I believe it is something you are born with, not something you can buy!

  • There are no such things as psychics or telekenetics, regardless of whether you pay for it or not. If there are, they should see James Randi, he has a cool million waiting for them.

  • Yeah, I know. But I believe in psychics, I just don't believe that they work the way scam artists and other people portray them to work... they are kind of more like accidents that you happen to encounter every once and again, some people notice and some don't... but psychics are real.

  • Any sort of evidence for that? Every psychic trick can be duplicated by simple magicians. If they really were psychic, they're doing it the hard way.

  • No, I am not talking about tricks or anything of the sort. I am talking of freak accidents where a mother miles away will know if her kid was in an accident, where someone will dream of something happening while, or before it happend. Stuff like that. Not psychics exactly, but psychic moments you can't explain.

  • What about the multiple times people have these "visions" that aren't true at all? These things are odd coincidences at best. There's a reason why there are very very few documented (If any. If you can, please find me a documented case) of where a woman knows her kid was in an accident or something of that sort.

  • Sorry, no tangible evidence, and I'm not trying to convince you of anything, I simply stated my beliefs. I have had things happen, myself, that I simply cannot brush off and ignore. Why are you so dead set against it though? Got ripped off my a roadside "psychic"? Lol... I'd be mad too.

  • psychics are real but you can have your own opinion not here to try to change anyone. My mother is psychic and being psychic really isnt much of a gift, we all have the ability to be psychic. Being psychic is no more then enhancing your spirituality. My mother who gets visions in her dreams and she had a dream that my neighbor would be sick and a week later he was diagnosed with Diabetes. my mother also dreamed about the columbia shuttle crash. i think scientology is a joke though.

  • ANOTHER THING...

    PLEASE, dont pay for a psychic, thats the dumbest thing ever in my opinion because you dont know if theyre real or not. Last thing you want to do is waste money on a person in a stupid outfit claiming themselves to have powers or some bullshit. I can't tell you how to be psychic or whatever blah, but if you wish it's that important, just be spiritual and try to be in contact with your angels.

  • Here Here!

  • I believe Psychics are just like Prophets in the bible. Only they don't use their visions in the Church

  • what people need to understand is Psychics arent ALWAYS right. Only person whos always right is God. Psychics cannot be 100 percent reliable cause some of the shit they say are from emotional charge or what they feel. We've all had psychic experiences where we've felt like we saw something coming. It's natural they call it PSYCHic cuz they think we're psychos, it's nothing crazy. People just fear it cause it's paranormal science.

  • Never said psychics were always right

  • i know... im just saying people need to realize that.

    Alot of people put too much trust in psychics, you cant believe EVERYTHING a psychic says unless your spiritual side feels like what theyre saying is right when you have that gut feeling.

  • Psychics are not real. Sorry to burst everyone's bubble.

  • Psychics are not real. Sorry to burst everyone's bubble.

  • you need to stop stating things like its a fact. Now it's okay if you find what I said as an opinion I know I stated mine as a fact as well but that's because I KNOW from my own experiences and my mother's that it is real. You can keep it as your opinion whether you believe in them or not. Because IMO I guess that's for the better. you cant rely on psychics to make your lives better. But whenever you have that "Why Did I see this coming?" experience, know that's your inner pychic in you.

  • some things arent COINCIDENTAL. We humans are the most intellectual creatures on the planet for a reason. We are the ones who see beyond. and its a shame that we dont enhance our knowledge to a higher concious and an understanding beyond physical intellegence. Each of our individual lives are secure, that is why we are ALL psychic. Its spiritual protection towards ourselves. Its like having urgent feelings or unreasonable emotions where we dont understand why we feel a bad energy from something.

  • Being psychic is nothing CHAOTIC OR CRAZY. It's natural spirituality. It's okay if you don't agree with me now, but when we're gone, or when your loved one passes or when you die. You will see that we indeed go somewhere when we die. Life never ends. It's impossible. If you die now, what will you see? if you see darkness, that means you are aware of that darkness meaning you still have the ability to recognize things. The world is a small place.

  • By the way I'm not a scientologist. That shit is just horrible. Not one now, never will be. I don't believe in religions. I feel like God gave me free will as a human being FOR A REASON. It's my own common sense and knowledge to know right from wrong.

  • watch derren brown and youll maybe stop deludeing your self.if psychic powers are real then why dont you go for the $1,000,000 if you can prove it in a controlled enviroment which has been available years and no body even uri geller has not been able to do

  • Uri Geller's "powers" are what we call poor magic tricks, but he has sold them as supernatural psychic talents for decades. He's been exposed numerous times, but he still maintains that he has a psychic gift.

    ihateevilbill is simply saying that no matter how much power psychics claim to have, they will not allow them to be scientifically measured, even for a cash prize. Logically, this means none of them have powers and its all a scam.

  • How can you scientifically measure something thats spiritual? Why in the world would you believe something off TV anyway. TV is a scam ITSELF. Most of the psychics on tv are fake it's all for money. It's not even that much of a "special gift".. go to the natural villages where humans live, theyre all spiritually advanced because they dont cloud their brain with technology. They learn more about the basics of life, instead of only the physical sense. You keep your opinion I'm done.

  • Science basicaly means testing something and providing proof over and over again.. So anything can be put to test.. Surely you cant deny that.. If i asked you to contact a releative then that would in itself be a test... if it was proved many times then it would be on the way to scientificaly proven. Nothing is outside of science cos science is not realy bound by anything other than the results of what it finds..

  • your right, i cant debate on that.

  • Then again, you have no idea what the other person is saying.

  • that blond was hawt

  • dis is a retarted thing

  • Whew! This gets better and better. Unfortunately, most of America believe they are getting personal messages from an invisible man in the sky, who zapped the world into existance on a whim 6000 years ago. Many people would rather believe in Big Foot, UFOs, ghost, etc. So, it's an easy leap to believe in this rubbish. How sad! Thanks for posting. Get the word out!

  • FREE XENU

  • I want to work for xenu

  • i am not stupid and easily led because i dont study the internet like it was the gospel truth

  • Do you dutifully avoid studying it, as the Co$ tells you to?

    The Internet isn't a monolithic thing, anyway. It's a means of connecting people. Just like the telephone system, what you get from it depends on who you connect to. Avoiding the Internet because you fear what you'll hear/read/see there is like avoiding telephones.

    Drop the fear. Investigate with an open mind. If LRH is true, you have *nothing* to worry about. Listen to the ex-Co$'es.

  • shit i can provide an out of body experiance much cheaper then that.

    just take a few puffs from this little pipe...

  • Oh snap

  • What about the poor people?...can't they attain freedom...money doesn't = happiness and freedom....

  • i am a scientologist and i am not a evil greedy fraudster.

  • But your church authorities are.

  • Does that mean that you're simply stupid and easily led, GEMMFUNKK?

  • offcourse not, most of you are victims.

    how much money have you spent on them so far?

  • I think Xenu is a bad Ass for a cartoon character.

  • Actually I think he fails at that too.

  • Q: Why do Scientologists make you hold the E-Meter with both hands?

  • A: So you can't stop them from taking your wallet

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA nice

  • What's the difference between greedy Scientologists and Amway/MLM marketers?

    How believe in Xenu is sillier than believes on other supernatural beings?

  • There's a very simple solution to the evil of Scientology;

    Everyone stop being stoopid.

  • EPIC LULZ