How To Flirt With Women

[NekiiFTW]

I'm a woman and happen to like the smell of aftershave. But everything else should be pretty obvious.

[LimikkinSixx]

How to Flirt with a Man is even better xDDD

[cnith2]

LOL I dont know if this is bc it's hella late at night but this was funny as fuck!

[ballsyXP]

With a .. woman..

[annikin1357]

Lawl this is awkward cause I'm a girl.

[siggibiggy]

lol

[TheMrsPoulter]

i'm a girl watching this because i wanna know if they are flirting with me..

[adeliya989]

@TheMrsPoulter +1=))))))))))))))

[zeznatdodaska]

i sugest you to use "dead ringer"

[iunited13]

wtf how i get here???

[THEKILLERICEWARRIOR]

did he touch herboobies cause I do that too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ahmaer]

What the fuck?

[ezerhauden]

Is it customary to ask a man whether he prefers flirting with girls or boys in England?

[babyxstarchick]

tht was creepy

[ComedianNicky]

this is SO QUARE!! waist of 6:00 minutes of my time

[NerdGlassesFTW]

I am a straight woman but this is still freaking hilarious XD

These two always make the best videos <3

"I want to come all over your-" *PRESSES BUTTON*

[viking977]

@NerdGlassesFTW cum, actually

[mayamayagirl]

lol... this was actually more entertaining than the "how to flirt with a man" one :P

[CheeseFromOuterSpace]

I am a woman and I have no idea why the fuck am I watching this at 4 am.

[NoraBurnett]

@CheeseFromOuterSpace Same here.

[jungenbum]

Good luck flirting with, a, 'Woman'

[henybabyrox]

LIKE THIS IF YOUR A GIRL ! ;D

[BountyFlamor]

u are looking ... at her.... boobs

[splrt]

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

[MMArtist99]

Guys,

Getting girls doesn't have to be difficult (I used to think it did).

I'll give you some advice right now..

Step 1: Go to MackMethods(dot)com

Step 2: Order the "pandoras box" program

Step 3: Use it and laugh at how easy girls are to figure out lol

Seriously, that program has changed my life. I probably shouldn't even be mentioning it because I don't want a bunch of other guys out there running the same "game" but whatever, I'm in a good mood today so I'll share the info.

[iyanuonibs]

tis is fuckin dumb

[sexinecy]

this is scary

[iiTzOllyy]

that voice is so annoying.

[luckylongarm1]

thanks for the tips stephen hawking

[morenol1000]

u must try 4singles iphone app ! your loveis just around the corner

[OoOMcChicken3OoO]

keep pressing 6 ahahaa(":

[kopk888]

nydus your main

[galatasaray710]

i feel like im on an acid trip

[jdog57575]

eye contact was hilarious

[AJROCKZ123]

Anyone else pressed 1 when he said to select?

[miniaturedevil]

@3:18 what does it say?

[villisau95]

My head..

[ZeaMoore4]

Could be edited a lot better. But i get the point of the video. It's not realy a how to flirt video. Just entertainment.

[werecatlove752]

That was creepy....

[GrayShark09]

3:28 F O R E V E R A L O N E ! ! !

[maxico44]

Ok this totally reminds me of Portal

[HarleyVlogs]

ok so im being told how to flirt by a robot voice? cos obviously he gets laid everynight :L

[theBmacca]

I feel lonely when watching these kind of videos

[ballz711]

The narrator talks a liitle like microsoft sam lol

[keisaiga]

haha

[FramingKelly]

Nah i prefer my man smelling of dead badger.

[XiaochiCat]

Dead Badger -Calvin Klein

[DrugiDva]

right now, as of my writing this message, there are 911 comments. Now there will be 912. Panta rei.

[brutaka359]

This video is stupid and a waste of time..

[Kincajou]

She put em in a fuckin armlock.

[XHugzNKissX]

If you want to know how to flirt with a women watch these animes

1) kaichou wa maid sama

2)ouran high school host club

3)itzaru na kiss

4earl and fairy

5) kimi ni todooke

6)shugo chara

watch all these and your good to go!

Just remember... NEVER LOOK DOWN THERE

P.S if u feel that the girl is starting to like you wait a few days the make the first move nothing serious though! like a movie or something but act like its nothing.

[jimmyBjimmy]

did anyone else get fuckin freaked out when they realized that bitch was real?

[Masterrayray305]

Omfg, I just wasted my time.

[WingedFeak]

WTF lol

[HollyAndBrhe]

why would he need to know how to flirt with a woman if he already had a girlfriend? 0_o

[TouchMyCrutch]

Omg this worked! I told the girl I like I want to cum all over her, and she asked me out right away!

[Zirrcamelot2]

Damnit when i press 1 i just come back to the question

[zZCrAyoNz]

press 6 then 1 for Semen =]

[scottyurfunnylol]

one

[nilice]

keep pressing 6 for leg humping

[nitendo9]

6 lol

[englishlunatich]

This is kind of funny video but I didn't laugh at all LOL

[bubbleg18]

"you are looking at her boobs, this is incorrect" HAHAHAHAHAH

[muiscnight]

i like how he sings the titles

[mathel11]

should have been an indians voice....

[shnitzelONE]

hahaha

[WarzBlade]

i want to cum allover you! :D

[crossxfuse]

meh

[killerbuzzy1316]

315 forgot to push the button

[marxgore]

hold ctrl and w and u get to play halo 1

[connertofu1]

steven hawkings knows everything about girls

[Metroidkalib]

315 people looked at the girls boobs

[Apollinaris87]

it sounds like an old "how to learn english"-tape :)

[quni11]

when i want flirt i always say "Hi Bitch whats up" and thats all

[atalkhan2008]

wtf

[xlaFax]

The smurfs are here we will treat them with respect. * starts beating the smurfs*

NOT FUNNY STUPID COMERCIAL

[fluenty9]

Well i found love with ( onlywantlove com ) and i did`t have any tips

[RAPPRAKRIYA]

hw u flirt with women, u fuckin faggots gays

[petralovescoke]

bhhhww.. creepy voice

[NinjaRacoonDelta]

( . Y . ) <--- tittie poke

[LeaLithium]

@AndromedaLorring or buy then a scratchin post :P

Nn no if we could hack their hands off they'd find another way to do it.

[AndromedaLorring]

@LeaLithium We have those. They still prefer the nice more expensive couch

[LeaLithium]

Y'all wanna shut ya mouths this is supposed to be youtube... not a fuckin debate. grow the fuck up... you've all got your own opinions so keep them to yourselves!

[AndromedaLorring]

@LeaLithium Youtube is full of controversy, just like the world. It's kinda like telling a cat not to scratch on the furniture. The only way to stop that cat from scratching is to remove the claws or cap the claws. It'd be mean to hack hands off though...

too bad it isn't an option.

[D3LAY123]

@kirbysuperstar1000 lol, ok your type. (not black, just your type, your class if you will). ass holes, couldnt give a fuck about anyone but themselves. where did you grow up? in a hood most probably. we murder you? well you dont give us much of a reason not to, with the way your going. Haha act gay small woman mentaly? cheesh you sound gay yoursalf mate, you sure you dont want a sausage up your ass? did you finish college with your spelling? damn, go sit back down hard man, you are quite amusin

[CobaltWaffle]

@kirbysuperstar1000

dude... settle down your giving us a bad name

[KRewind]

@D3LAY123 ur being trolled haha welcome to the internet LOL if you don't know what I mean.. then.. google it!

also the dead american soldiers r actually the taliban in disguise

[StainedShuriken333]

@kirbysuperstar1000 Hmmm..

1) "Genetically weak" Just because you look like a gorilla doesn't mean you're as strong as one. "Tire Easy" Well, not everybody enjoys staying up, high on crack for 3 weeks at a time.

2) "Suck at sports" You should thank us. All that time in the field helped you out, obviously. "Suck at dancing" Got your skills from listening to the Chain Gang group and decided to break it down?

3) "Small penis" Obviously, someone got hung by the wrong head. The other garbage = lol

[StainedShuriken333]

@kirbysuperstar1000 4) "Gay, sarcastic, yada yada yada" Gay - we generally aren't known to rape other males... in our natural habitat (your's being prison). Sarcastic - Some people are a little too witty for ya, eh? Compassionless - If any of this was the case, obviously you're being hypocritical (look at number 5) Fat - You're telling me those big woman at church with the funny dresses and in black music videos aren't fat? Roflcopter over 9000.

[StainedShuriken333]

@kirbysuperstar1000 Fat - Had to be pretty tall to jump those fences, eh? The ones who aren't are not tall or play basketball. Wimpy - Your crack-steroids corn flakes are a great breakfast, aren't they? Thin hair, lips, ass - We don't all live off fried foods that will kill us in our 40's. Pedophiles - I believe everyone will join me in a laugh. Murderers - Same as the previous one. Cultural Thieves - Please, tell me from whom you stole beautiful poetry from and utterly destroyed it?

[StainedShuriken333]

@kirbysuperstar1000 Two-face - Right. Because we steal from our friends and family all the time. Family of unloving (yada yada) - So, your arguing the fact that blacks killing blacks being a much higher epidemic than interracial killing or whites killing whites is false? Alrighty then.

5) Lazy, whiny - "Mommy, do you have $25,000 to bail me out again? Yes, it was the same store from the last time I ended up in here." "Locked up (they won't let me out)"

Crybaby - Check the previous one.

[StainedShuriken333]

@kirbysuperstar1000 Talk to much metro - So... you aren't always looking for the snazziest in-style clothes or the coolest hat or that nice bling-bling you've had your sparkly little eyes on, right?

Act like women - I take it you don't like women. #4 (gay) much?

Moral hypocrites - "Oh, I love jesus! I love jesus so much that I'll break every law and commit as many sins as possible, but I'll pray so hard he'll help me out in the jailhouse!"

Truth.

[StainedShuriken333]

@kirbysuperstar1000 Just a little heads up: I'm atheist, but if you're going to establish your morals, follow them.

[AndromedaLorring]

@kirbysuperstar1000

1.) I know blacks whose genetics make them weak who are from Kenya, born there, raised there, and grew up there. They are weaker than white men and women I know. Incorrect statement fueled strictly by anger.

2.) Define "dancing". If it's that grinding crap that makes blacks better, then no it doesn't. It shows that they only know how to fuck and nothing else. Poor sex skills come from poor sexual education on coitus and the body of their partner. That includes blacks.

[AndromedaLorring]

@kirbysuperstar1000

3.) Low testosterone doesn't necessarily mean a small penis. It depends on the development within the womb. Sex drive is also more than testosterone within men, it includes the proper balance of estrogen as well as fully functional glands, thus meaning that any man, no matter race or skin color, can have a low sex drive. The size of a man's penis is generally 2.3 inches to 4 inches while flax and grows to be between 5 and 7 inches, which is normal. Men who have a smaller

[AndromedaLorring]

@kirbysuperstar1000

penis flax, will have a larger erection than a man with a large flax penis because the growth will not change. Some men also may require surgery for having too large of a penis (in extreme cases) due to the fact that it can impact proper sexual arousal and injure partners during coitus. A bigger penis does not qualify a better man.

4.) Gay- Is not strictly in accordance to race. Just the other day, I saw a black gay couple making out on the campus of my school.

[AndromedaLorring]

@kirbysuperstar1000

no humor- again, not in relation to race. Humor depends on personality, which comes from a child's development (including temperament, and Erikson's theory on social/emotional development, the trust/mistrust conflict an infant faces) which is in direct relation to a parent's upbringing. If a child is raised to be racist and to be a pig, and that certain culture groups are bad, then generally that child may view the world as their parents or view it in the exact opposite.

[AndromedaLorring]

@kirbysuperstar1000

again, it is personality based.

Fat/ short- I know a 5' 4" black man who weighs 280 pounds. Inconclusive to skin color and race.

Wimpy- Again, same black man, is deathly afraid of all insects and cannot lift more than 100 pounds.

Thin hair, lips, ass -I'll give you that one. The white race, which descends from Europe, TENDS to have thinner hair, thinner lips, and a thinner ass. However, this is regional and in the United States does not apply to every white person on the

[wpan100]

@AndromedaLorring don't try to rationlise hes comments with your logic plus thin hair,lips and ass none of that stuff is true white man lips are usally thinner than black but thats becuase whites are more symetrical and oversized lips creates non-symetrical face. and thinner hair thats not true and ass is not either.

[AndromedaLorring]

@kirbysuperstar1000

street. It is merely describing a body type, which some blacks may carry traits of in the United States.

Pedophiles- One of my friends' ten year old daughter was followed by a black man who tried to abduct her because she was pretty. Also an inconclusive statement.

Murderers- Have you heard of Maurice Clemmens?

Cultural thieves- Everyone takes bits and pieces from other cultures. Again, not associated with just whites. In the late 1400's and early 1500's the Spanish and

[AndromedaLorring]

@kirbysuperstar1000

Native Americans shared aspects of their culture and learned from each other. They took aspects of each other's culture and incorporated it into their own. Again, inconclusive.

Two faced- Everyone is two faced. Everyone treats some people different than how they treat others. Some people in a professional environment will turn on each other in order to get ahead in the world. While it appears whites do it more does not make that true because blacks will do it as well.

[AndromedaLorring]

@kirbysuperstar1000

"Family of Unloving cold hearted bastards who kill own parents"- If this were true, then the white population would dwindle rapidly each year as whites kill of their own family. While this can be true of some, it is not true of the white population as a whole, nor is it true about the male white population.

5.) Everyone has morals and yes, people are hypocrites of their own morals. However, blacks and latinos can fit in this as well. The public eye changes a person.

[AndromedaLorring]

@kirbysuperstar1000

Laziness, again, is not polarized to a single race. It is part of a person's work ethic, which is apart of their personality. Again, not conclusive to a single race. Gay, again, is not singularly a white trait.

So black women act like white men, eh? Interesting on how you conclude that. Some men do act like women in the sense that they are emotional and more aware of their emotions. Mental and social problems are in tune to one's development. Again, this is not strictly

[AndromedaLorring]

@kirbysuperstar1000

a white trait. This is a development trait which is generally generated from poor treatment while in the womb which includes Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and crack-babies. Black men and women can have mental problems, thus, because it depends on the mother and the environment which they were raised in and their life experience.

And I know black people who can talk for hours.

Before you make racist accusations, do your homework.

[wpan100]

@kirbysuperstar1000 you know why black boys like you make up that sort of stuff it's becuase you have a chip on your shoulder everything you just said is a load of crap! you might aswell said "i'm some little skinny black boy with a tiny penis but i hate white man becuase of what happend in all of history with white man constantly dominating and in-slaving us" alot of women dress sluty and alot of women are easy its due to factors unrelated to race i know theres alot of racial hatred in america

[wpan100]

@kirbysuperstar1000 thats becuase it's too multicultrual i don't have any problems with any races infact i respect asians and africans cultures alot but when too many races in society creates to much tension which is why alot of americans are racist.

[wpan100]

@kirbysuperstar1000 haha not all white people are pale and pale isn't ugly and everything you said is warped opinions from you and other little bitter black racist BOYS that can't deal with the fact that WHITE MAN has dominated you throughout history firstly all races date interacially black women date just as much if not more interracally than asians and whites. secondly "gentically weak" there is no scientific evidence that supports that fact the closest is that WHITE MAN dominate Strength

[wpan100]

@kirbysuperstar1000 Dominate strength and power related sports where Size and testerone are needed for maximum muscle building and black boys seem to do well at long-distant running and sprinting becuase you have a longer leg ratio(ankle-knee) an averge if you look at any race the guy with the longer leg ratio will win and as for the the other crap about white man turing gay and that other crap thats alod of rubbish. and all that little dick shit that has manfiested becuase so many little black

[wpan100]

@kirbysuperstar1000 boys say they have when there dick is small to over-compensate for them having a small one or other shortcomings they may have had, which in early 1900s america i sure alot of black boys had inferoity-complexes.

[dragonstick18]

@wpan100 thers no excuse for racism, man as a single race shuld grow up and take responsibilty for its short comings, thts kinda wot i think. but peeps need to chil out man. :))

thers one race, the human race and all dat other stuff is just the shit in between. i treat people based on their integrity. if i treat sumone poorly thts not them its me and my weakness of character, may they rise above and accept tht no one is perfect :))

and hahah to this video, hilarity :))

[wpan100]

@dragonstick18 yeah i agree with you man but that boy was being racist and can't deal with the fact that white-man is big and strong and black boys are skinny-weak-lanky.

[etong2002001]

thank you for the advice, KITT

[lilsweeti13]

i hate you

[lilrashad2009]

lol " I Would like to Cum all over you" :p

[mastodonseven]

@lilrashad2009 your face

[SlimySnail82]

Both are ugly.

[btggalluv]

His voice annoys me!!

[king9325]

lol fail

[SuperRainbowbright]

HAAR HARR HAARR HAAR!

[efrainc23]

Man it would be more useful if you post a "how to deal with Hookers" tutorial

[TRexBAKARoSe]

Sounds like EPIC FAILED~LOL experimental questions

[SexSlave94]

You know youre lame when Stephen Hawkin is the one giving you advice on dating Lol

[SlimySnail82]

@SexSlave94 Lol your name!

[coolspot377]

@SexSlave94 Lol, I think it's Microsoft Sam actually.

[ElGolemista]

"hey girl im lvl 70 in world of warcraft, wanna go out?" lol

[yangusTrance]

@ElGolemista Same goes for lvl 80 elf lmao

[Demyxrocks]

@ElGolemista

You should be level 85.

[MrKiller7001]

title should be; how to flirt with robotic women

[MrKiller7001]

woMAN lol

[weirdercize]

I would like to come on a date

I would like to cum all over you

[colin123406]

you are looking at her boobs this is correct and thumbs up if this sounds like the robot from portal!!!!!!!1

[thatonekimikid]

LOL "I'd like to come all over yo---" *BEEP!!!!*

[AkanwasaIbo]

FOR-US-ROBOTS-IT-IS-VERY-USEFU­L-THANKS

[MrKingcobrajim]

wow steven hawkins knows his stuff!

[qwertyn1nja]

@MrKingcobrajim LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

[DJxSGGxNeo]

@MrKingcobrajim lol so true....

[koleenxnamilan]

Lean how to date a Asian women lushfmlk.info

[LilQuotez]

Dead badgerrrrrrrrrrrrrr lmfao :|

[SierrajLizl]

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[1NX9]

Funny as hell! ^_^

[LadyGagaCirque]

you can get pretty far with me when you do this: 2:11

[LadyGagaCirque]

@LadyGagaCirque wrong time :S 2:08 

[Orxan470]

funny

[matimaster]

buuuuuu$shiiiii

[fenketje]

haha, i love this computervoice! "now you can flirt with.. a..wo.men.

[ladyBLACKandPURPLE]

the voice is annoying >.<

[UFCFights11]

Haha .. pretty funny ..

If you really wanna get girls tho just hit up..

MackMethods(dot)com

Seriouly, best thing I ever did .. Forget girl drama, it's too easy to just get new ones now after reading that.

[smenkinsa]

rape a woman

[Vladimirwolfgang]

stop at 1:16 , now thats how to flirt!!!!!

[sexysissy123]

your forgetting a few steps...

1. don't be skinny or scrawny 99% of woman are repaulsed by this

2. be good looking

3. be tall

4. have money

[MyGDH]

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[filonzy619]

sound sucks

[ryanbeev]

hah aha your afair ith your ex girlfriends mum

[drunkwithguns]

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[MasterFoMagic]

this video is a creeper lolz

[FlameHound99]

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[theanimal292]

I'd like to come all ov....... LOL WTF! XD