Judge Judy - The system isn't ready for you!

[slh205]

he should pay her only half the money...cuz they both used it..that wasnt fair judy

[darcwave]

Who's ben and why did he have the watch?....

[mattforrester1973]

@darcwave I originally thought that he said Ben as well!! Fuck there's some screwed-up grammar floating around, esp' in the States..."I been had the watch"...WTF?!!

[MEDSEC20]

At the end of the day, it is HER money to blow. Irrelevant for him to complain about it.

[mizdee93]

he's cuteeeeeeee

[BUDDYSHADOW]

I'd eat it.

[PoppedaHead]

He been had the watch!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeyondChange]

The defendant is a drug dealer. Most likely deals cocaine and sniffs is from time to time.

[thx113thx]

She is soooo sexy

[ohmeohmy711]

It's her fault for laying down with a dogg. No offense to dogs.

[crinos43]

Judy + Byrd = best court show ever

[MindBodySoul90]

why is it that every time african americans are featured on judge judy acting inappropriately, the comments below are mainly racial arguements?? c'mon guys. it's a tv show. build a bridge and get over it.

[Landotter1]

Gal was pretty stupid but WOWZERZ was she beautiful.... Guy won't get far talking that jive-ass-shit in court... He's a dork...

[looneychooney]

The defendant keeps squinting his nose.

[msnatural1000]

1- I'm so sick of everytime I watch a YouTube video race has to ALWAYS be and issue...geez. Ignorance doesn't have a color. 2- dude it and idiot! 3- what the hell is wrong with his nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[NextGenArtists]

JJ is a judge, but she would make a professional troll.

[nellie2581]

I don't understand his English sometimes.

[nellie2581]

I love how Judge Judy is always tough

[tamastag]

Been had the watch.

Been had the watch.

I've beeeeen haaad the waaatch!

[lj9988]

She was on fire that day.

[DeuPKay]

haha this guy is smooth. but dumb....

[beloit22]

College?!!  I doubt this guy even graduated High-School

[SupaSnipaX]

2:58 FUCKING PRICELESS!

[gardnerbm]

I cant believe JJ waisted her time with this ghetto ish

[xmasterfunk]

i liked him haha

[SK39618]

"but shes just a cutie pie" LOL idiot

[RoonJazz]

"A student of what?"

"College!" Brilliant. He does seem like quite a fun guy though. x

[Linda7647]

He'll be a judge when he learns proper English. Until then, forget it.

[draconiclady0610]

At 10:04 and some times before, if you look closely, he snarls. Its real,REAL small and fast. but if you look close enough, its there.

[kzfive]

I Just Farted!

[LackadaisicalE]

Nice to see a black girl with something that resembles her own actual hair for once. Natural and pretty looking.

[TheBerramannen]

Pretty girl...bad judgement however...

[MortalWombatI]

"Been Had The Watch"... He he...

[Famardy]

That moron wants to be a judge?  Suuuurrre!

[MrUlutraman]

the whole way they act seems rehearshed, like they went to judy just for the money

[MKYAlexander]

@MrUlutraman Both the plaintiff's and the defendant's reactions to the verdict from 10:11 to 10:18, made me think the exact same thing.

[joeger1000]

Da dude is like yo oh i mean

[cigiss]

it looks like she has a stethoscope

[forgesmorge]

Wow that Defendant was a character. I actually like that guys personality. Idiot for taking her money but he will turn out alright.

[NerdOnTheStreet]

LOL, his grin is up until the "Eleven-hundred Dollars", then it's just comical the way his face melts.

[lapyancantona]

These 2 fucktards deserve each other.

[n3wt]

trashy white people are worse

[corral973]

wow,wow,wow..Why do they sound like that??????????

[hrandolphf]

@corral973 lmao

[MonteGreatfromGOD]

they got back together cause she said they probably won't get back together lol

[Noleafunburned]

Judge Judy Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?BALOGNA

[mingiasi]

rofl i been had the watch... pure gold :D

[jusme773]

"I BEEN HAD THE WATCH"

[FromBrazilWithLove]

Joe Budden assaulted her?



[Eastsid3]

@FromBrazilWithLove lol He looks like Big Tigger to me

[devinyandreywilliams]

Man check out that defendent BABOOM!

[SmileChicky]

Why does the D twitch his nose like a dog does when they growl? I notice he would do it when he was not pleased with something and made a smart remark.

[rminitials]

"He took me by my shirt and drugged me off the porch"

Drug = Past tense of "DRAG"

lmao

[Painchick1]

@rminitials Ebonics worked for her LOL

[Lifeisironicreject]

@Tauchp she probably has sometype of medical condition that causes her to produce excessive saliva... When I had a cold as a child I used to have that problem when trying to sleep but then it just suddenly went away o_O

[upallhours9]

This was hilarious!-Made my day.

[DaCatOnTop]

@creegal lol I agree. They r both good looking ppl but immature and dumb as fuxk. I would like to know what kind of criminal justice system would welcome this fool. JJ is absolutely right, hes got a long way to go. He needs to stop being so damn ghetto and tune his speech.

[DaCatOnTop]

@JoEbYX lol lol

[aidanlasharrah]

such a waste of a pretty face...

[qualqui]

"Judge Judy comes on mean, but in the real she's a cutie pie",...lol...what a bozo! Like JJ said, a perfect match, the P and the D!!! Wow, get a hold of the HOT Redhead behind the D,...Mamma Mia!! =D

[BlueSogekihei]

Ya know, being able to speak proper English helps in a legal situation. Slang does not help....just thought I should say that.

[EllysaE]

What a cunt the defendant is.

[gistcropper]

was I the only one who thought the defendant looked like he had shaved off half of his eyebrows?

[TheVladimere9]

where did this guy learn too speak english?

[creegal]

@TheVladimere9 Where did you learn how to spell in English? lol

[JoEbYX]

Byrd is not just an awesome bailiff, but he's an Ebonics translator too!

[canyoubelievethis220]

The defendant is a loser. His nose is really getting on my nerves. Being huge is enough, but then he breathes through it. What an obnoxious ole' fool.

[creegal]

He's cute...she's pretty...I think they might get back together...probably won't last, but there's obviously chemistry there.

[robertjosephgreen]

@creegal yeah because all attractive people who meet will end up as soul mates.

[Dehane110]

did the defendant even attend to the school? He been had the watch... JEEEZ. I'm not even a citizen of US and i speak better english than him.

[MoofzYeh]

defendant's expression upon hearing the judgement = EPIC!

[eminemrocks6]

she called the pole-eese

lol

[lalabunnybr]

wth is that thing he's doing with his nose o.o

[lynnvryett]

I love the titles of these JJ videos, haha. they're real eye catchers, and I can't stop watching them, so thanks!

[Monalisasmile8911]

REALLLLY???? CHEMICAL REACTION??? Those were the only words he could come up with?



[elm1230]

I love how the ignorant people on JJ always say "Your not speaking loud enough for me to hear you" yeah sure. Shut the fuck up and listen!

[rebelnomo]

That is one good lookin P. She might be nuts, but she is fine.

[FlorindaDonnerGrau]

"I been had the watch!" lololol

[TheBLACKKING25]

@Rasalghul5555 where in live, being a successful "blacky", I have paid an innumerable amount money support the local white crack headed, welfare, toothless, druggies for quite some time, so your point is?

[leeland0123]

i love judge judy

[nets981]

i-been-had-the-watch...??? lol

[Tauchp]

I find very annoying the sound the Plaintiff makes when she talks.. like saliva in her mouth or something.. disgusting

[Monalisasmile8911]

Y THE FUKK DOES HE KEEP DOING THAT WITH HIS NOSE???? He's on coke!

[attirantmonsmusic]

@Tauchp Actually, I think that sound is coming from her earrings.

[lynnvryett]

@attirantmonsmusic Nah, she must have some kind of retainer in her mouth or her teeth are aligned some type of way or something. Not her earrings. D:

[redrounin]

@Tauchp uggh you're right I can barely get through this video

[keysaysassah]

@Tauchp YESSS. I have to watch a new video..its too much even after 2 minutes

[Rae015473]

@Tauchp OH, yeah...gross...

[Cnupoc]

@Tauchp agreed.

[kinkyguy89]

@Tauchp I think that sound is from her earrings hitting each other.

[farmerdwight]

@Tauchp I find very annoying the ghetto nature of these niggers...disgusting

[BloodylocksBathory]

@Tauchp I thought it was the clinking together of all her jewelry. I hoped so anyway.

[masster64]

@Tauchp

it comes from 2 possible sources: too much barfing after meals or too much jizz before meals

[Linda7647]

@Tauchp Nah, I can pretty much guarantee that's dry mouth, from being nervous.

[AdeSanni]

What's up with him sniffing his nose?

[rebelnomo]

@AdeSanni Perhaps it was cocaine he had to go pick up.

[GulfVetSAF]

What's wrong with his nose!

[1misslavenderrose]

"Why should she tell the truth, that would be so unusual here?" "We are not connecting here, sir, and for that I say 'thank God.'" This is why I ADORE Judge Judy.

[ziled023]

funnyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Gronditty]

"i been had the watch" - what the hell is that?

[MrLas74]

That guy won't graduate. He's dumber than a slug.

[akuma4u]

I think he had a coke problem because he keeps twitching his nose

[DevinHades]

Yo huh excuse me..

[TonyTheSamurai]

these two are adorable....the afternoon of this taping they probably had incredible make up sex

[ruthie617]

lolol that guy is hilarious. they'll definitely get back together

[J1Victoria]

He seriously needs to go back to school, he's trying to be ganster but he's a total dumb ass.

[DivideofNations]

I can tell the defendant has a brutal temper. Watch his nose when he gets annoyed. Pause and you will see an aggressive face, this is a clear indication of him holding back anger or frustration.

[aliyu123]

@DivideofNations He definitely looks like he brings the crazy!

[briancopeland77]

Everybody that stands before this poor frustrated judge is stupid, the stupidest people in the world are on this show.... Bless you judge, how do you do it?

[james1200]

@briancopeland77 How does JJ do it? Oh, I'd say there are about fifty million ($) reasons why...

[Buondelmonte123]

I wonder how dumb a case has to be for it not to be televised by JJ and her company.

[SupaDanTM]

damn he is fineeee, no wonder she lost her head an gave him all that money

[xjuiicy2times]

@msvisio lmfao

[gggrinz]

@mroboiz Shutup you troll!

[KurioseKreatur]

8:33, redhead in the audience. XD

[ButterMango]

judge judy cutie pie LOLOL

[Teezatos]

It'll be a sad day in television court shows when judge judy dies

[MitsuomiKun]

Anyone else surprised that JJ didn't rip the defendant a new one as soon as his attitude started? He is really lucky she seems to be in a good mood this episode! I've seen her 'wipe the floor' with some of these people who stand the wrong way!

[msvisio]

I want to fuk that black pussy!

[botchbud]

@msvisio me too

[rasalghul5555]

Look at this ghetto mess - negro ghetto men are such a mess. They have no idea how to be fiscally responsible and then blame other people like whitey to support them.

[DUGMAC1973]

@rasalghul5555 Congrats on making an astute contribution based solely upon your crass use of generalizations and ignorance. I enjoyed reading your thought provoking and substantive input. Perhaps in future you could provide us with more of your obvious intellect and astound us even more with your witty observations. Well done imbecile...

[rasalghul5555]

@DUGMAC1973

ghetto negroes hate when whitey like me are not tied to being politically correct - which is another way of saying sugar-coat the truth to the point of being delusional.

Is it any mystery that the same ghetto mess shits out more welfare kids to repeat the cycle all over again. Meanwhile poor broke ass Asian immigrants work their ass off and their kids go to Stanford and Harvard in one generation and move OUT of the ghetto.

Keep up the good work Al Sharpton - doing yo ppl good!

[DUGMAC1973]

@rasalghul5555 Thanks for proving my point. You're obviously both very angry and bitter. I pity you, I really do.

[james1200]

@rasalghul5555 Yeah, except if you knew how to do a basic google search you fucking cunt, you'd easily find the stats on welfare. Welfare, including AFDC & SSI (but not unemployment insurance) is received by more Whites than Blacks or Hispanics. I can't wait until the Hispanics in Texas start voting en masse; you & your fellow racist teabagging cunts will never win a national election again.Even without Texas, the demographic changes mean bye-bye to racist fools like you within the next decade.

[rasalghul5555]

@james1200

Of course if you go by pure number of people there should be more white receiving welfare since blacks only make up 13% of the population!!!! The problem is even for sucha small percentage of the population - ghetto blacks suck out more welfare per person then others.

BTW - do u really think I care if a lazy whitey or lazy negro is costing me more tax dollars?? i HATE all lazy ass ppl including white trash. I am not like u ppl who defend yo race even when u know they are wrong

[dragames]

@rasalghul5555 Hey! Ted bundy was just looking for help and nobody gave it to him!

[rasalghul5555]

@dragames

Ted Bundy should have been hanged from a tree and let any eat him alive.

Please stop thinking because a loser is white I think he is not a loser. I do not have that same retarded ghetto negro "defend my race" mentality that you retards have. Call ppl out when they are chimping out and stop thinking you are being a "traitor" by suggesting black ppl get their shit together.

[dragames]

@rasalghul5555 Hey loser, that was sarcasm. Learn what a joke is.

[ETericET]

@rasalghul5555 Yes .. trash is the important word here. Race is not important. Aperantly .. the tax payer is also unimportant ... We are expected to support the trash and pay the trash to have more babys .... more trash to pay for :) yayyyyy :(

[xmasterfunk]

@ETericET imagine just 20 more years of it generations are intertwining, 13 year olds are having kids, and 26 year olds are grand mothers in the "trash can"

[tconst17]

@rasalghul5555 100% AGREED!!!! Although the stats seem odd, I don't care what the population ratio is by race compared to prison, welfare, pro sports or politics ratios. If you are a deadbeat or a criminal, you should be dealt with (no welfare or one of those nifty chairs wired to 1200 volts) accordingly whether you are white, black, yellow, blue, paisley or bigfoot. Your point of 13% is valid anyet I have NEVER heard ANYONE complain of the race ratio in pro sports. Weird, huh?

[rasalghul5555]

@tconst17

EXACTLY!!! - can you imagine if Pro Sports had to apply social engineering like they do with other professions?? Teams would be mandated to play a certain amount of skinny Asians and fat Jews whether they had game or not just to be politically correct.

Of course they do not do this because even a child can see how DISHONEST this is and does not pit the best against the best. Yet when it comes to anything else we cower behind politically correct mixtures of people.

[travkeyes]

@rasalghul5555 yea but what your neglecting so say is that blacks are held in poverty by the system. have you ever been pulled over for driving while black?

[rasalghul5555]

@travkeyes

"Driving while Black" will stop once young black men stop acting like a bunch of jungle animals. Face it - humans are going to base decisions based on their experience.

If you are at an ATM late aat night would you rather have 4 young black men begind you or an asian woman?

[rasalghul5555]

@james1200

The problem with you ppl is that u think I find white trash acceptable but not ghetto negroes. I HATE both!!!! Unlike you I do not defend losers and welfare cockroaches just because they have the same skin color as I do. You ppl on the other hand defend black welfare rats just because you are AFRAID to call out theses losers in front of whitey like me because you have been brainwashed by Sharpton to believe that makes u a traitor. Keep the retarded ghetto cycle going baby!!!

[TheEuphony69]

@james1200

Do you know 39% of welfare is collected by blacks while they are only 12% of the population

[EllysaE]

@DUGMAC1973 ooh your post made me slightly aroused. Especially the first sentence. What a way with words

[james1200]

@DUGMAC1973 LOL! Beautifully put!

[rasalghul5555]

@DUGMAC1973

keep ignoring that there is a problem in the black community - it is chicken shit politically correct cowards like you that assure we will have the next generation of blacks in the ghetto and prison. have you even ever walked into an inner city school? These kids do not have parents that teach them respect or hard work. Parents like that should not shit out kids unless we just want them to fill in the projects and prison like roaches. Be real about this shit - say no to Sharpton!

[travkeyes]

@rasalghul5555 have you ever walked into a school in S.C. out in the country o.o much worse then a inner city school. just because when black students do something that white students do it makes the news. OOOO the scary black people. been going on for 40 years

[rasalghul5555]

@travkeyes

Stop making the issue a side by side comparison about who can get away with acting more retarded!!!! Just act responsible and intelligently and forget about wanting to act like an animal. Do you think Asians or Jews whine about wanting to get away with acting scary as much as whites do?

Raise the level of your conversation.

[1STEMPORER]

Gotta love the Defendant's attire, black and yellow, like a Bumblebee.

[pnutgallery514]

@theohaeck you're very welcome!!

[PollyJuice]

So, she was a terrorist, was she? As in, she dropped bombs on his house, set fire to his car, and hid somewhere in the neighbourhood as a sniper and shot at him?

No. She might have been aggressive, she might have been nagging and bickering, but calling her a terrorist is a SLIGHT exaggeration, my dear boy. If you're going to be a lawyer or a judge, you better grow out of your habit of making a mountain out of a mole hill.

[TheUnbeholden]

@PollyJuice True but a good lawyer makes it sound worse than it is... without sounding like a liar, or dumb, or arrogant.

[m33lad]

lil cutie judge judy? lol

[jdsthird]

He assaults you and you say..."We probably not gon get back togetha" WTH?

[jdsthird]

4:18 JJ- "We are not connecting Sir, and for that I say, thank God!" Brilliant! These people are from the Twilight Zone. O.o

[prestonwilliamson]

5 people ain't been liked this...

[sparty524]

@NowDropRecover...thank you. And thanks for the lesson, learn something new everyday!

[DropDeadRae]

I No She's Just A Cutie Pie .

[jainae1]

ROBERT IS SO HANDSOME PERIOD.

[eskostar]

I been had the watch. This ignorant dude should just be quiet and pump her ass every day, that's what I would do, what a body.

[gorazo6600]

just give me that girl, let me take care of that hot ass

[Miavine]

i really don't understand half the words he speaks

[triplei12]

i like that funk music in the preview, you think if they didn't have a black chick with an afro that music would had been playing?

[Eschatonx]

LOL Judge Judy is a cutie pie!

[rebelnomo]

@Eschatonx That was freakin hilarious. I bet that dudes to cool as shit to hong out with. I wonder what he had to go pick up. Some bud maybe.

[PetriSoul]

"I been had the watch"? Is that what he's saying? What language is that?

[spikey813]

looks like bird is catching some sleep during court

[cymonebreathe]

her tongue ring is smacking in the mic.

[TheFakeyCakeMaker]

Is his name Robert or Rabbit? What's with the twitching nose? Weird!

[mmmbad]

He's sure full of himself, among a few other things.

[rourin]

@mmmbad He been had himself full, that's what you're saying.