Bored Internetz

[msbellewinter]

the twilight part made my day haha

[puppiedog0594]

0:53 - 1:01 Best part! XD

[juggalettlove1]

My mom wlked in the room when u had a close up of ur jeans n she was like da fucks wrong with u

[lindyatl]

oohhmyygodd, hahahaha

[ilavayou151]

this is one of my favorite videos by you.

[ryanrossable]

pillow fight!!!!!!!

[flower69456]

How did he do that high pitch voice?

[Klokateer8772]

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I touched it...

[BlakeMDavis]

Swifty... What's up with the mullet?

[rspurepk]

this is my fav video of your lol



[rspurepk]

i love ur lil hihg pitch voice hehe..

[koolzbean]

if you pause the vid when it shows the computer screen you'l c that all he did was type in the address wrong so it looked like the internet didnt work

[koolzbean]

i couldnt stop laughing

[canadianfallout]

I'm gonna kill myself..

[TLGsweetheart]

PLEASE DON'T TURN INTO FRED.....OH LAWD....

[reesyluvsu2]

0:42 WTF!!!???!!! LOL!!!! XD

[snowygirl5432]

hold down 5 to get raped. xDD

[Pookie3371]

i got to see matts underwear ;] <3 lol

[crissangel4evr]

ok so no offense to you but ive been watching ur videos dor sum years and i like never paid attention to how tall and thin u r i was like wtf

[SunnyKaProductions]

and my mum thinks im retarted

[1edbassmasterfan1]

Hah YouTube fail!!!! It say uploaded June 9th (creepy) but then it say 2011?!?!? WTH?!? Look at the comments like some say last year :p

[xjocelyngoesrawrx]

"I'm gonna eat your babies."

[MakeMyOwnSongs]

It's like seeing myself without internet... O.O Ahah!! Boredom REALLY kills.. --"

[yodagirl513]

Happens to me a lot haven't have internet for a month O.O all I have is my phone O.o

[merydivaahRawwr]

i see nipples :{D

[DaniiiRawrrr]

Like If You Paused The Video When He Came Out The Other Door Half Naked xD

[t60m9]

.....wow

[blackwolves909]

this happend to me last weekend.....

[Hippy165]

And thats how Fred started his youtube channel. :D

[schooliebird]

RECORDED ON MY BDAYYY! OHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH!

[oakleyluvr97]

1:44 I rode on the rofl-copter!! :) Hahaha soo

 funny

[Nachochipshb]

Noice at 0:58 LMAFO

[ackanimae]

LMFAO! Noise at 0:58 :D!!!

[BLACKroseGABRIELLE]

lol if the internet is dead how can he be on xbox live XD

[nethanbabes]

Nice jeans

[OMBIC]

this should be R18+

[EsgrimaNina]

Lol! "what the fuck is this?? Ah! I touched it D:" xD

[OMG123uCanSeelalala]

Well since you're here.....we shold have a PILLOW FIGHT! my faaaaaaaav part

[rubyangelTV]

lolz, stop it at 1:16 and he makes a funny (but still awesomely hot) face!!

[cyoachim10]

haha my internet was slow and the video stopped so it could load at 1:06 I think it's fate! haha

[maddykatiejonas]

i gots a shirt

[greenday2themax]

Matt, you are a male, older version of me.

When I do not have internet....I go fucking crazy. I laugh hysterically for no reason, talk to my dog, clap my hands and other random shit.

This was hilarious ''What book is this? Ahh! I touched it...''

[RoxyandDucky]

@greenday2themax swifty and i must be realated cause umm if i have no niternet i go so crazy i start talknig to fucknig cats! omg its liek holy sht wtf

[Brittaanaay]

Oh god I love you Swifty ;)

[XXXFishlips]

I would also go completely crazy if my internet went down

[you1tube1rocks]

Omg, Matt!! Ur so dead babies!!! :D & Twilight is frikkin awesome!!!!!! lol

[Zero5751]

Matt, were you by any chance dropped on your head when you were a baby?

[milly33382]

boredom kills...........and so does crack.......i think we all learned a valuable lesson today

[jaziandfia54]

I love this! : )

[XxXBellaVanillaXxX]

Omg this is like my fav video of urs :) its soooo hilarious :)

[clssywagner]

holy crap~ we use comcast internet and we have verizon. amazing~~~~~

[milly33382]

PILLOW FIGHT XD

[21escapethefate]

ahh i hit somethin,, < LOL

[BethKitten]

What a dick.

[NovemberTerra]

How is he playing Xbox Live without Internet?

[dilayrulz22]

the best part, was your dick near the camera.

[exilxate]

What The Fuck? i don't know why i clicked on this but i did haha. anyway i have one question how was he speaking to people on the x-box with no internet?

[714violet]

Um I'm not sure if I like this or not?

[MrGangey]

0:56 SO TRUE! I LOVE YOU!

[NESSAZ38510]

lol "eeeeeeeeee!! i touched it!!"

[livvyificationable]

......i'm about to have my internet cut for a week...o.O... is that gunna happen to me?...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO looks fun :D 

[RobZombieTheSecond]

your fucking awesome for a grown up xD

[XxXBellaVanillaXxX]

BWAHAHAH THIS IS MY FAVE VID OF YOURS LOLZ!!!! ;) ur hilarious :)

[sammyammyantha1011]

thanks for the closeup on ur groan?

[sweetdevil1054]

its kinda scary that his penis can fit thru those tiny slots in the fan..........dont u think....he just gave himself away!

[cassielizmiller]

wow you act just like me when i am bored!!!

[jener98]

Nice underwear swifty, they are very sexy ;)

[LittleGohan]

I am gonna eat your babies! :D

[davopal777]

@sbkhaan1 agh okay now it makes sense :D thanks for the help

[sbkhaan1]

1:07 - Why did he say Mr. Fan instead of Mrs. Fan?

[dracosbadgirl]

what book is this?

EHHH! i touched it!!!

[davopal777]

If you had no internetz how did you play xbox live?

[Kamikitsune0]

@davopal777 :O  ...good point...

[sbkhaan1]

@davopal777 Chuck norries touched his xbox and then grabbed all of the internetz and they were connected via invisible chuck norris

[RISEoftheFALLE]

Man, you humping the ground... OH!

[Uncreatve]

I think someone is addicted to the internet :D

[fatalordeal]

ur like..awesome

[55kikao]

Fan kill

[3lmosSlave]

Eat my babiez? Hm interesting.

[BeccaHennessy]

I find it hilarious that you wear chick jeans. And admit it.

[jools1243]

i have the same jeans as you.. im a girl.

[TheSickHumanBeing]

Doesn't he kind of look like Ian from Smosh with the beard?

[rudiejudie]

i saw your undies! hehehe =)

[motogsxr1121]

" AHHHHHHHH ! I TOUCHED IT ! " LMFAO

[sunshine208100]

u are the shit

[arklegion101]

i like how he dont have internet but he is playing xbox live lol

[rachelfranklin]

Why haven't I added this to my favourites yet? I'm such a retard.

[katiemarielovesyou]

If the point is that you don't have internet then how are you playing on XBox Live?

[robhinchley]

how do you go on xbox live with no internet?....wierd 0.0

[fishbizkitt]

Jack i'm flying! I'm flying Jack! XD

love you.

[tyler17064]

@coreydaviddopp92 and @mikeandces u guys are true nerds lmao POWER TO THE XBOX!!!!!!!!!!!

[1997BlackVeilBrides]

he's so fucking anoying.

but funny, "Shoot him in the dick i do it all the time"

Hahahah "ewwww i touched it! ewewewewew!" chucks twilight book....

:D

[Myndi929]

the twilight book part = made my dayy. <3

[EPICCHINESECAKES]

hows he on xbox live if he doesnt have internet

[XxxSexyPunkxxX]

im going 2 eat ur babys 0_0 teehhee

[coreydaviddopp92]

If he didnt have internet he wouldnt be able to play xbox

[AlwaysInYourHead123]

I'm gonna eat your babies(:

[AriannaD777]

nice ass........ just had to say it.... very. nice. ass. HAVE A NICE DAY :D

[Stream0321]

THAT is hilarious! My friend was shot in the dick in a game once.

[dropdeadozzy]

how the hell can you play online if you dont have internet............. u didnt plan this out matt

[a7x4gd]

brittani taylor did a video on her internet not working, either. when i saw this, i thought of that video. and, nice underwear by the way. lolz (and no, i'm NOT a dude, i'm a chick)

[duckmysick58]

@sithcore win ! ^.^

[xXSteph11Xx]

Jack im flying! Im flying jack! hahahaha

[XFaladorKnightsX]

0:57-1:01 lmaoo

[blackcelebration1029]

oh good.. I'm not the only one that goes M.A.D sometimes :P <3

[shwangomatic]

the part were he is in the bedroom, i do that sometime when im alone.

[adolfom16]

he is so awesome and funny

[sithcore]

btw, bill cosby was here

[sithcore]

I really wonder how you act when you are either drunk or high! hahaha

[aMangaFreak]

@sithcore he would act normal, duh! lol

[sithcore]

@aMangaFreak Im mastrubating at this

[ImaKeebler]

...gasp* ewww i touched it! x)

[flower69456]

It's bad when I don't have the internet cuz i get really mad and that aint good cuz i got a bad temper = )

[rejctsociety]

WHAT THE FUCK? THATS FUCKING CRAZY!

[brt171]

Love this video!!

[brt171]

Crack killz not Bordem. Lol. Jkjkjk

[allydan165]

lmao I just about peed myself

"Jack, I'm flying, I;m flying Jack!" 1:47 xD <3

[backbiter001]

Boredom does kill. Amen 2 that one! <3

[rwhar2]

OMFG THAT WAS SO F**KING HILARIOUS!

[KaZombey]

This video makes my day every time I watch it (:

[SwedishFishFace]

fucking loved it

do more like this one cause your so good at making them :))

[giggles2we3]

haha fucking hilariouse

[claric118]

O_O ima eat ur babies...

hahaha

[GeorgeSampsonLover97]

LOL! This was quite hilarious :'D I like the bit where you went in the door fully clothed and then came out the other one, LOL. <3

[ninjabinja100]

AWESOME!!!!!

[999Unidentified999]

Hahahaa

You are so fit!

OMFG!

Nice underwear...Kleins??

LMFAO

You don't have to answer that....

Amy x

[MsLarissa724]

Okay dont hate me once i say u sounded like fred in that vid

[ThechnoExxStasy]

haha. omg. i may be really damn tired but that was really funny!!!! =D

Made my day ^-^

[MrKazarro]

dude whitout internet U cant play xbox life xD Kinda Epic fail

[more2gore]

hahaha

"what the fuck is this? Ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee I touched it!"

Best fucking part >:D

[MuiOdeshum]

wow... that was funny (:

[totalyafreak]

lol luve this video

[Mawok666]

lol i think when you do this high pitch stuff, its so much better than freds stuff, i don't think i've watched he's videos in 6 months or something! yourz are way funnier and less annoying =]

this is one of my fav vids actually, always cheers me up =D

the twilight part was awesome XD my books have killer germs all over them o_o i will never tough those book AGAIN

[LovexMixForever]

hahahahahahaha.

[bestiesforlife34]

DUUDE i luv u!!! hahahah jk not rly im mean that would b creepy haha but this is my fave vid!!!!

[summerday002]

how do u play xbox wen internet is down? -_-

[yoboy197]

0:58 - 1:01 you sound like gir from invader zim!!! :D

[JessBisme]

The twilight book part made me LOL.

the high-pitched voice reminds me too much of fred, though. :( i like your normal voice better! your accent is cute. =)

Funny video, though. <3

[crazedmonkey3]

you look so hot with your beard!!!!

[tzarerik]

Omg. SO. MUCH. LAUGHTER.

[samXsuicide]

when my internet is down i do what your doing at 1:27 XD

[zeldarocks55]

lol ur sooooo funny

[PinkyPaws100]

So random!!!!! I fucking love it!!!! I love you! My STRAIGHT guy cousin is strangely attracted to you. . . WEIRD

well...

[DeliaR90]

I love your randomness! It's Epic!

[bill4ever313]

The Twilight part was sooooo funny

[SMiL3YEMZii]

PAHHAHAHA ! the twilight part made me laugh xDDD and

IMMA EAT UR BABIES XD.!

[xxsarahlovexx1]

this is my favorite one yet

[Hoboseatunicorns]

I lost the game -_-

[izzyfeb1999]

theres a web sight saying you won the game my sis showed it to me and now i won the game!!

[HumanSkyeSweetnam]

THIS IS MY FAV XD

SO AWESOME -w-

[lightningthehamster]

I AM RED-NECK TOO ;D xD

[iXcelent]

Great video =]

[Pre1239]

@iXcelent  Great video =]

[riiinLove]

LOL, fail. how can you play live when you don't gots internet? ahaha

[duckmysick58]

lmfao. love the reaction to the twilight book xD I HATE TWILIGHT.

[LyfeDenied]

Somehow halfway through, probably when you were flying gracefullyon that chair, I lost the game

And you just did too :]

I hope you get your internet back ;O

~Zexion ♥

[Codeman10140]

crap i lost the game!

[ThePrincesslollie]

thats preety much what i do when i dont have internet expept i dont video tape it....lolz

[domo5790]

me too lawl

[Mint0ATH]

lol XD

[hiimslow]

dude dude dude... just shoot him in the dick.... ido it all the time lmfao i say that sometimes awesome video

[popgoestheunicorn]

lol i act the same way!!

[MiloMyChem]

bahahah!! I love you this is sooo funny :)

[sabbothbitch]

Holy shit. That was the most jacked up, crazy video I have ever seen. I'm still wigging out about it. Haha what a fucking nut job.

[KLAiREluvs2lol]

omg i shouldve recorded my self and put it on the internet when i had no wireless!

[AlchemyGirl1796]

ehhehe this is gonna be the greatest idea ive ever had, come on mr fan its time to PAAAARTTYYY XD i love you<33

[AlchemyGirl1796]

jack im flying! IM FLYING JACK! XD i cant ever breathe whenever i watch this video.<3

[SuperNiinjaGurl]

lol watch out hes gonna eat ur babies lol

♥SuperNiinjaGurl

[risaru900]

I'MMMM, I'm dead.....(:

[risaru900]

lanafiretwilight94 - he says what book is this? not oh forget this. lol and then she said we had aids. XD

[probum]

so funny haha!

[nillyvanilla3]

Oh yeah, another anti-Twilighter.

Antis unite! :D

I knew I liked you for a reason.♥

[dawndawn36]

how r u playing LIVE without internet? LOL still a good vid :)

[lanafiretwilight94]

"I concentrated on the music, trying to understand the lyrics, oh forget this meh EYEYEYEYEY I touched it!"

lmao

i am in love with that book and you should read the whole series too!

[ShawnHartman]

no internet but, playing xbox live. fail.