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  • LOL so true.

  • russel peters ik ghoossa hai..jammeya indian maa baap to aa.par ehnu bahrli hawa lag gayi c...jis krke ehe kutte saanu maarrha kehnda va

  • fuckinaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • lol how do u tape with a spoon???

  • PUNJABI PEOPLE ROCK! thumbs up if ur punjabi (:

  • 14 people came straight from Punjab to Canada and settled in the same neighbourhood. :-P

  • Bullshit

  • Great

  • That is so true here in Edmonton.

  • Up in Quincy, MA we had a massive Asian population - lots of Chinese and Koreans, etc. I worked at a Home Depot there. There was always a big language barrier that was pretty challenging when you're a customer service rep. Anyway....it was exactly how Russell describes it. No one knew English because their community was so tight they didn't need to. But the first words they DID learn was CUSS WORDS! It was hilarious.

  • brampton for sure.

  • That sounds like what the Burmese kids do to their parents where I live.

  • Russell peters is from Brampton, he went to my friends High school

  • @drtfss So ?

  • soooo true! and i believe this place is brampton

  • soooo true

  • MY LEFT NUT HE IS PUNJABI HIS PARENTS WERE HINDU FROM RAMSIRI NAGAR VILLAGE BUT WHEN HIS PAENTS MIGRATED JUS TO GET CITIZENSHIP AND ALSO THEY DIDN REALLY BELIEVE IN HINDUISM SO THEY BECAME CRISTIAN SO THAT WAY THERE WERE MORE CHANCES OF GETTING CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP AND THEN WHEN HE HAD RUSSEL IN CANADA BOOOM CITIZENSHIP IS HERE. WE ALL IMMMIGRANTS KNOW HOW PLAYED OUT THAT IS

  • @MIZTA187 I LIKE WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS TOO

  • @TheGodfatherSahil12 goood make a use of it thats y its there

  • haha...russel peters himself is a punjabi...lolz

  • @jasdavesandhu i believe his parents are from Calcutta which would make Russell, Bengali.

  • @jasdavesandhu No,man

  • @jasdavesandhu he's anglo-indian! -.-

  • @jasdavesandhu no he is not u dumbfuck

  • @jasdavesandhu actually half hindu i believe, and half calcutta

  • @TDOTEMPIRE you can be hindu and still be punjabi

  • @jasdavesandhu no he is christian!

  • @Gurshant84 Punjabi isnt a religion u fucking idiot.

  • @oKASHmANo wat im saying he isnt from punjab ( i am ) and he is a christian

  • @jasdavesandhu Hes indian you fucking tard.

  • @jasdavesandhu :i dont think so dude...hes mom was frm Canada..dad was from Kolkata..!!

  • @jasdavesandhu He ain't a Punjabi. He's Anglo-Indian. His mom's from calcutta and dad's from Kerala, I think.

  • @jasdavesandhu actually he is Indo-Canadian. his parents are from india but not from punjab.

    p.s. how can he be punjabi with a name like russel peters...... theres no singh in his name.

  • The all move to Brampton!

  • panchodd!!! Haha dats jokzz

    

  • Ey man what did you tape this with?

    A spoon...?

  • @bryan08bulldog214 you can't tape with a spoon, it's a camera

  • @bryan08bulldog214 a calculator probably lol

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  • i agree with krazyisthebest totally

  • @rohan64bit daru teri ma naal piwanga teri pen di fudhi maran ton baad..lol

  • @Amardeep661 lol silly pujabis...good entertainment....in canada...or as ur ppl say ..KANNEDA :D :D :D 

  • Brampton ftw

  • HAHAHAHAHA ;D it´s funny but a bit generalsing.

  • lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! awesum

  • HAHHAHAHHAHAHA! MAHN THIS IS AWESOME ! ... I

  • haahahha FUKINAAAAA.

  • I'm punjabi! I saw this is totally freaken agree. But I'm from America and I don't have an accent.

  • Calgary is the biggest brown neighbourhoods

  • this is fukinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hilarious ..man

  • I. Am. Dying. Of. Laughter.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaha­ahahahahahahahahahah!

  • This must be quite similar to the shtetlach, except Yiddish is the mama lashon in the shtetlach. So, when one adds Yinglish to the mix...O_O

  • fuckinnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­

  • so frkin true all these illiterate punjabis in make a good city a shithole

  • @ufaut u shut the hell up bitch,,,,,,,,

  • not that funny compared to his other shows....

  • LAMFCOOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLMADO­OOOOOOSOooooooooooooooo

  • Oh Russel

    You know the fucking guy

    Has the two fucking errr

    Whos the fucking guy with err

    you know 'kee kenda pen orda fucker or da name da fucking'

    'oh pen eh dee fucker' whos the name of the guy

    you know the guy whos two fucking with da fuckin guy

    and err whos the fucking you know the fucking guy

    the fuck as the two fuckin err

    FUCKHIN!!! FUCKINAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOOOOL

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  • from surrey to brampton LOL

  • punjabi all the way no tamils 

  • Punjabi Canadian all the way!!!!!!!!

  • truee. fuckenaaaa

  • lol Krown the Brown

  • soooooooooo reallllllllllll.....m a punjabi too.....lolzzzzzzzz

  • lol this is so true. just like brampton

  • BRAMPTON REPRESENT HAHHAHA

  • Brampton... Full of these types of neighbourrhooodds

  • @browwnn44 BROWN TOWN ALL THE WAY

  • @browwnn44 B-Town Represent!!!!

  • @browwnn44 mississauga = BROWN TOWN

  • FUCKIN JOKEZ...DIS GUY MAKEZ ME LAFF TILL I CRY LMAO

  • russell peter fucknnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    motherfucker

  • fuckenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • lol

  • hah

  • this dude rocks!

    cheers 4m punjab!

    :D

  • Comment should be blocked on Russel peters Indian video's. Just look at the hateful comments people give. Just showing how empty their lives are, do something useful.

  • jithe v eh jan punjabi...nawa punjab vasnode ne...surrey bc connection..proud punjabi sikh canadian!!!

  • Oh my gosh, when he started doing the Indian with broken punjabi, I thought I was gonna pass out. So good ♥

  • fuck your moshrma indians dont wear fucking black suits dumbass those re fucking muslims ur prboably muslim ,muslims are terrosits haha nigga .Hindus are inoccent moshrma is a paki a terroist haha made from pakistan is mosharma bin laden???????/

  • fuckingaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • he is too good man !!! cant stop laughing

  • @mosharma134 ok what problem do you have with hindus because all dat you know right now is crap >.>

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  • @MrPositiveVibe

    The last name Shah is both in Pakistan and India....why can't Sharma?

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  • @MrPositiveVibe

    I'm Pakistani Punjabi. And we Pakistanis never get bullied by low life indians...we have always fucked them cocksuckers in history. Just go ask the hindus/sikhs in Pakistan how we treat them

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  • why are you so hatefull. ive been to lahore and the sikhs there visiting gudwaras are treated well and respected.you listen to sikh punjabi music.may i also say that pakistanis have never bullied indians in history it has been the other way around so your statement is wrong.pakistan and india are both corruped countries and you both suck. i hate the indian goverment but i have to say india is FAR more surperior to pakistan and that cant be debated or denied. i reccomend talking with facts

  • we dont hate pakis in the usa we  sikhs hate indians and hindus. fuck the indian goverment and punjab police.KHALISTAN ZINDIBAD

  • @twistedwest1 Huh your first guru was Hindu you fucking dummy LOL.

  • are you really that uneducated? guru nanak parents were vedays and he himself was not a hindu idiot. he stated many times in his life that he was not a muslim nor a hindu.since he was born he rejected hinduism and dident practice it or did any hindu ceremonies. he was a sikh they just dident have a name for it yet at that time but he started it.sikhism is based of his teachings he said theres only one god meaning hes not hindu at all he even critisized hinduism in his life.

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  • you idiot theres no such thing as christion or muslim blood. muslim and christions arent a ethnic group or race. theres no such thing as hindu dna. do you know anything of genetics.are you really that uneducated or are you a little kid.religion has nothing to do with you genes and your dna.theres no such thing as muslim or christion blood.there is jewish blood though .if you talking about dna all races have 1 common ancestor meaning were all the same.your statements are just retarted

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  • bruahh what you mean undercover hindu???? are you really a kid or are you mentally retarted you have given to facts just your own made up opinions which are wrong

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  • still it dousent make a difference dousent it.he was a sikh and thats all that matters.it dousent matter what his parents were.jesus decended from jews but nobody cares.are you really this retarted i already one this conversation. sikhs are sikhs.

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  • your stupidity really amazes me you stupid hindu.you should use your brain when talking

  • @twistedwest1 Your not in the Pind anymore you can relax Lol! dumb hindu man

  • @twistedwest1 But i'm not hindu I don't believe in the religion like your first Guru i'm not hindu ? That would mean your first guru's Hindu you absolute moron..

  • are you a idiot.can you mind understand what religion means.guru nanak was never a hindu he said it himself.its proven.how dumb can you be kid.you can ask anybody this quection becouse its simple.i dont have time to talk to a idiot hindu .go drink cow piss moron

  • @twistedwest1 You're soo dumb Guru nanaks mom was a Hindu show some respect you oaf. Cow piss Huh why wouldI do that ? That's like me telling every sikh that reeks like fucking shit and b.o because 80 % of you do and whites get it mixed up with other Indians. In Canada it's a fact Punjabi people naturally reek like shit. One of my sikh homies was aboutto get a Blowjb from this white chick when she got near she smet his dick and ran off HAHAHAH I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING LOL

  • @twistedwest1 Smelt**

  • @twistedwest1 ; hey dont fight because of comedy and this ''MrPositiveVibe'' is not Sikh or Hindhu he is a Shit Pakistani muslim and he already close his account' so calm down,

  • @HuntterStyle

    oo, how lucky u are .. haha

    i m sure u are not shit,,

  • @twistedwest1 lol its people like you that give us extra laughs after we watch the video and look in the comments page.... tell you what, i'll do you a favour by giving you some advice. stay happy with your halal penis, and don't poke it into things you don't understand.

  • @kaberichatterjee1 :)

    well said,, u are tru lover of haram pennis :) keep it up,, but dont forget to remove skin :)

  • @twistedwest1 guru nanak was born to hindu family,, and he wanterd peace amond people,, he has bene with muslims,, and hidus too, even muslim gave him respect,, so if we just respect our own religion we will never argue or fight to each otha

  • so what if his PARENTS were hindu he was never a hindu himself so it dont matter

  • @humanitybyhumen " he wanted peace among people" True, But would these people want peace among people? see  w ww.thereligionofpeace(.)com

  • @twistedwest1 then what was Guru Nanak Dev Ji before he created sikhism? he had to have some religion, and that religion was hinduism! Just like jesus was a jew before he created Christianity...

    and nice respect, can't even write Ji after Guru Nanak Dev Ji's name...

  • @cheesetomycracker he was never a hindu he himself said it. if you read about guru nanak he rejected hinduism when he was just a child. guru nanak was in definition a sikh aswell as the rest of the gurus even tho sikhs werent identified at the time his beliefs made him a sikh and since he never participated in hindu rituals and believed in hindu ideas and gods he wasent a hindu use your head kid

  • @twistedwest1 do u honestly think his parents would let him not practice the hindu religion?B/c if u do,u would honestly be retarded...you make it sound like Guru Nanak Dev Ji hated hinduism so he was all like"i hve my own religion!"Thats not y,he just had diffrnt ideas that devlopd as he grew older and pushed him to create sikhism..

    Can you please tell me where you're getting this information?

    And when you were four, were you wondering if you should follow the religion your parents told you to?

  • @cheesetomycracker i dont follow my religion becouse of my parents i have a independent mind i think for myself. guru nanak rejected hinduism he dident practice it and dident participate in hindu rituals/ traditions when his family did. guru nanak dident hate hinduism becouse he hated no peaple but he did not believe in the religion and its ideas he believed they were wrong and evil

  • @cheese cracker, Very true in what you said " and nice respect ,can't even write Jr after Guru Nanak Dev Ji's name" It is people like him who hardly us their own brain, they are like a lost cow in India. Sikhs have always been part of Hindus, and will always be, we might have our differences but we are all one. Lot of our rituals are common. Although Guruji despised some rituals which were created by Pundits and had nothing to do with Hinduism. see w ww.thereligionofpeace(.)com

  • @simba1936 I was just reading the comments and when I saw yours I just had to detest. SIkhism will never be and never was part of Hinduism. Sikhism does not combine any teachings of Islam or Hinduism.

  • @Krazyisthebest Sikhism came into existence to protect Hindus against Muslims after the Muslim invasion.

  • @ChhadiBaniyan no you dumbass it didnt....the khalsa wasnt made to protect dumb weak hindus it was made to protect anyone in harm if a muslim was in danger a sikh would help if anyone was in danger a sikh would help ...and Sikhism came because your religions had faults like caste, worshipping mythological creatures and praying to stones...fasting for no reason....so look more into sikhism and then talk dumbass

  • @Chingalingproduction you asshole, Hinduism talks about philosophy and science. read vedas , bitch!

  • @ChhadiBaniyan wow, you're SO not even close.

  • @Krazyisthebest well, Hinduism is more of a culture than a religion. And Sikhism is part of the culture and so is Buddhism, Jainism and other Dharmic religions.

  • @ChhadiBaniyan What? Culture and Religion are two totally different things. Anyone can embrace a culture and become part of it, regardless of what Religion. Religion is something in what you believe in. Sikhism and Hinduism are two totally different Religions, they're not the same in any aspect. A lot of Sikh's part of the Punjabi culture.

  • @ChhadiBaniyan lol hinduism is not a culture......its a way of life....

  • @Krazyisthebest hindus became SIKHS....go read history

  • @rohan64bit You're a fool. Are you telling me I'm a Hindu? I was never part of Hinduism. Nor was any Sikh part of Hinduism. We abandoned your religion because of it's flaws. We don't believe in 20 different types of Gods. Stupid dumbfuck, Hindu and Sikhs are different. Faggots like you are oblivious to the differences and what we've done for India.

  • @Krazyisthebest gay u dont sound like a sardar...male bitch...cause sikhism...is about humility...which u never heard off..homo...WAT HAVE U Done for INDIA mindless motherbitch...dont talk about other FAT ASS..talk bout urself...SANTA BANTA... chut ki phudd..motherchod...fat bum jobless RETARD ....GAY bitch

  • @rohan64bit LMAOOOO hahahahaahahahahahahahhaha. You sound like an immigrant straight from India. Now, I don't make fun of religions because I respect them equally, but you need to get your head outta your ass and stop thinking that Hinduism is some ultimate religion because well, it's not. As for what Sikhs have done for India, you really need to go back and read the Independent movement from the British. Without Sikhs such as Shaheed Singh and Udham Singh India would still be under British rule

  • @Krazyisthebest GAY....HOMO SIKHS WERE NOT EVEN FORMED...AT TIMES OF MONGOL INVASION...U RETARD...ARE U SMOKING WEED?? IT WAS THE RAJPUTS... I THINK U NEED A MEDICAL CHECK UP...BIATCH MOFO..

  • @rohan64bit The last "Hindu" empire that ever stood against any invasions against the Moguls was the Maratha Empire. The last Indian empire was the Sikh Empire that stood against the oppression and invasion against the Moguls. I know Hindus such as yourselves, think Hindu's have done everything, but you cannot deny the facts. Hindus could not and cannot fight. You are twigs that can easily be broken. I love how some of you like to claim your Punjabi when your not. And why are you yelling dumbfuk

  • @rohan64bit And let's not forget the Sikhs who defended India from Mogul invasions. Without them, India would be considered part of Islam and your fellow Hindu's would have happily accepted a new religion. So nigguh please, shut your little immigrant mouth. Sardar's saved India, SIkhs saved India. It's a great offensive that you talk in such a deeming manner. Your parents clearly did not raise you well. I'd bet you'd be the type of kid that would get bullied at school all the time. What a loser.

  • @Krazyisthebest .

    PS - ENOUGH OF TALKING BOUT OTHER SIKHS...WAT DID U DO BIATCH?? APART FROM SITTING IN FROM OF UR COMPUTER AND WATCHING PORN?? u fat mofo SOB...BUM CHUT RETARD???

    AND WHO U CALLING IMMIGRANT?? homo i live in my own COUNTRY AND I AM PROUD TO BE INDIAN..HERE WE ALL ARE THE SAME...NOT LIKE U LIVING IN SOME OTHER COUNTRY AND LICKING white ASS..2ND CLASS CITIZEN ..gayyyyy

  • @rohan64bit dude you need to chill out a bit ;-) go masturbate or something :-D

  • @rohan64bit If you're going to swear, swear properly lol. I live in Canada. White ppl kiss our ass. We literally run the politics here. Look at the House of Commons and figure out how many of them are Sikhs. We have our own businesses, clinics, construction companies, gas stations, offices, etc. You name it, we got it. If you faggots in India think we're 2nd class citizens kissing white ass, you're greatly mistaken. Immigrants who come here w/ mentalities like yours get treated like dirt.

  • @Krazyisthebest lol they dont.. i know ur frustration..living there as a 2nd class citizen...the racial abuse..and that accent of urs...but dont worry..i feel for ppl like u...immigrants of the boat... :) GOD BLESS :P

  • @rohan64bit You're surrounded by dirty Indians that have fake accents, what would you know about how real English sounds like, lmao. Keep watching your bollywood movies and learn your English from there haha. I was born in Canada. I grew up here. I came to India once on a visit to New Dehli and Indian chicks were on my dick instantly. It's okay you're stuck there. Why don't you marry a guy from abroad, get in a homosexual relationship and perhaps w/ your marriage certificates you can come here.

  • @Krazyisthebest lol 2nd class citizen... i am hitting the right chord,,,right?? :P that explains ur long <3 letters..

    2nd class ;-P fukenaaa

  • @rohan64bit I justify my answers with evidence and truth, as opposed to you where you revert back to your comments like a child. You're just an arrogant retard that hasn't experienced the outside world, that's why you talk so much shit. You know those Indian accents that Russell makes? Well, you shouldn't be laughing at that because their making fun of you. I don't think you realize you buffoons have an accent.....

  • @rohan64bit And I've already told you no one here get's treated as a 2nd class citizen. That shit doesn't exist.. unless your ur an Indian from abroad then I guess you'll have some trouble making friends. I suggest before you come here, buy extra deodorant, wash all your clothes with bleach and vacuum seal your bags to keep out the smell because you Indian smell terrible. I'm not trying to be racist or stereotypical, but it's a fact. You guys smell really bad.

  • @Krazyisthebest Wow...I'm at a loss for words here. You do realize that there's little difference between Punjabis and other Indians in terms of genetics, customs, language, cooking, etc. right? That you would openly insult Indians (yes, in fact your comment was racist, and no, it wasn't a fact) suggests you're somewhat insecure with your own identity. Too bad really. I'm guessing you're a proponent of Khalistan, am I correct?

  • @rohan64bit Oh and um, why are you here anyways? This is talking about Punjabi's in Btown. You don't even understand the jokes he makes. I hope your not just laughing along with everyone else and pretending to understand it.

  • @Krazyisthebest burrraahhhh...... roflmao daaru piwanga :D

  • @rohan64bit ohh mama aggey chal kyon apni bejti karwayii jaanda penchod..read all ur comments u're fucking looser and TROLL...(btw m not a sikh)

  • @karanlion1 u r that fakin guy...fuckinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i guess :D <3 u man

  • @rohan64bit ...yea taan hi keha c...ki keha bhenchoda...( dat means i fucked ur(rohan's mother )..

    @every1 ova here ...PLZZ IGNORE DIS GUY ROHAN..EHH SAALA GAANDU AA HE'S ABUSING PUNJABIS ON EACH VIDEO ..HE'S A BLOODY TROLL..EITHER A BHAIYAA OR A PORKISTANI ..

  • @karanlion1 lol funny punjabi free entertainment in utube.....haahh santa banta...jo bolee so chudalll...motherchodriyakaall­ll :D :D :D :D roflmao

  • @twistedwest1 you sound like a douche

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  • may i also add to your stupid comment that a persons faith isent jugded on there parents beliefs.to belong to a religion you must believe and practice it.you cant be a muslim and believe in jesus and you cant be a christion and worship satan.your a idiot.based on what you said your trying to say jesus was a jew and muhamed a pagan which is not true.please check into a mental hospital.your brain seems to be unstable

  • LOL. hilarious.

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  • LOOOL your such a joke. yet another fanatical muslim blinded by his religion. there are other people in the world besides muslims and pakis. open your eyes.

  • punjabi people can't speak english thats true

  • As for the plebiscite, it was a UN resolution demanded when your pussy nehru went crying after tribal warriors penetrated india's vagina. If you want the UN to get involved then listen to what the UN demands you hypocrite hindu bitch

  • Roflcopter! this guy is too funny!

  • @DSHK45

    So? You have a population over 8 X's larger than Pakistan's.

    By similar standards, China is the world's 3rd largest economy by Nominal GDP criteria

    And India is DEF NOT 4th largest when it comes to GDP per capita you lying cow. You claim that India's GDP per INDIAN (Per capita) is the 4th largest when 300 million of you bastards live on less than $1/day? That is more than PAK, AFG, Iran, Iraq, and Turkey's population combined!!!

    Qatar, Muslim nation, has highest GDP per capita

  • @mosharma134

    Look it up

  • LIL RABBIED DOG

  • Here is one example of indian gandu hindu acceptance of minorities. During 1984, the indian cow army aggressively attacked it's sikh minority who posed no threat. As expected, use of force on innocent people is something indians are good at.

    Operation Shudi Karan was the aftermath result of cowardly indians raping sikh girls in order to "create a new race" and dilute the influence of sikhs on Punjab.

    enjoy...enter url for youtube and paste the following

    /watch?v=ogwT_A4Oidw

  • @mosharma134

    Hahahaha, posed no threat? I guess armed terrorists demanding a seperate nation from within a temple is no threat, stupid fuckbag.

  • @DSHK45

    you stupid son of a bitch, Bhindrawale NEVER demanded a separate nation you fucken waste of mum's vagina labor.

    Read history before you start flapping those lips...Bhindrawale desired more Sikh autonomy in their own fucken homestate. After you cunt sluts PARTITIONED Punjab into Haryana and Himachal Pradesh based on language you asshole.

    Bhindrawale never demanded Khalistan..get that right fucker...but he did mention that if Khalistan was offered, it would not be denied.

  • Islāmī Jumhūrī-ye Pākistān Zindabaad! 

    تحيا جمهورية باكستان الإسلامية

  • @mosharma134

    Allah ho fuckber!

    Fuck Porkistan.

  • @DSHK45

    Lmao.

    Bharat Kutta ki Ma Chod JAI HOE!!!

    Saraswati ki pussy aik halal Musulman ka lun

  • Few individuals significantly alter the course of history. Fewer still modify the map of the world. Hardly anyone can be credited with creating a nation-state. Muhammad Ali Jinnah did all three. - Stanley Wolpert

    On the other hand ghandi gandu hindus try to use their numbers to intimidate minorities..which always backfires on their fuddu asses

    Indian Muslims will partition bharat mata ki chutte again and get Mughalistan...sikhs will get their Khalistan and Dalits their Dalistan haha