Retard almost killed by train !!!

[papero40]

he is going to get a big ass fine i hate people like this

[tryithere]

Retard is a compliment.

[TEMUJIN266]

very idiot

[TheWaynelds]

@TEMUJIN266 very idiot? lol yeah look whos talking.

[JeopardyOfficial]

i was distracted by the bright green lights...

[gurindernikka1]

...

[BabyEater9000]

almost darwin awards

[DontTryItProductions]

good song

[zoemonkey199]

Ohhhohhohhh! Oh and he made it....

[mindo61600]

i wouldnt call him a retard because the definition of retard is not this id cll him an idiot

[Shazzamnwithoutus]

G n' R

[graverobber35]

hahaha he shit in his pants

[jakedib123]

this is in Perth, WA

[tonyplayswonderking]

holy shit that was close if i fell back i would of ren back

[Astrofish226]

Idiot. And why the fuck does this need music??

[ilovefood861]

who crosses in front of a train

[gnossticc]

@ilovefood861 An idiot. L0L

[1Watwilje]

lol, im at the computer, and even my heart is going faster

[chelseayay1]

smooth move ex lax

[BBoyNYcity]

Why the Burnout Paradise song?

[SnowLeopardStudioz]

Train stations world wide need to have gates and screen to protect the safety of people commuting and to reduce the amount of retards who roam the subways and networks...

[AGBEnder]

@SnowLeopardStudioz or we could just let stupid people like this die... worlds better off without them

[StarWarrior008]

@AGBEnder than quarter of earth population would be dead ):

[13KRIZZY]

OMG he was so lucky o.o

[badman3456213]

idiot lol

[OnnomonnomonnO]

just as you said....what a fokin dumbass lool

[gamr4fun]

WOW!

[BURRhypopo]

lol the guys helping just ran away

[jackedup68]

i bet that guy is a nigger...

[TheIronnia]

what happened to this guy?

[Jacky8a2008]

Dead Man Walking..

[horseychick231]

@Briankey1960 lol i am with you on that 1

[mlbgirl98]

wtf this kid is retrad i dont like usoing that word bc ppls are but im saing he pr he only did that probabaly to get on t.v like the news wtf

[FALCO64125]

@mlbgirl98 Speaking of retrads...

[ScarsOfTheCrucifix]

@FALCO64125

That would of worked perfectly if you hadnt misspelled retards.... irony much?

[krisye7]

@ScarsOfTheCrucifix no irony, just read back before you play smart... Irony much?

[TheWaynelds]

@FALCO64125 Yeah! i hate them gosh damn retrads man!!! LOL

[krisye7]

@TheWaynelds read back before you play smart. Retrad

[TheWaynelds]

@krisye7 Read back before i play smart? Im sorry but i have no idea what you're even talking about. And whats a retrad?

[krisye7]

@TheWaynelds lol you said retrad yourself, look down there!

[sextonqpr]

@mlbgirl98 thats quite a retraded thung two saei

[vibhunfsmw]

i dont think having paradise city as the background music is a great idea..!!

[WowOmgStudios]

owned.

[SpitFire8212]

close one

[lovablebeanie]

Moron it would have served him right if it had killed him.you dont mess with trains. IDIOT...

[tonyplayswonderking]

wait a minute the train saved him instead of killing him it pushed him up???

[MrChatItOut]

watch?v=KnYAC2_hnKg

"saving my privates" (2011)

best war movie you have ever seen. you need a good stomach

[hatchet125]

fucktard's should not be unsupervised

[williamiwu]

fucktard



[7734ion]

ha ha very funny guys ,that happens to be me and i just slipped trying to get up on the plaht form.

[DjTommyKx]

I am a dumb ass me self.. Infact I think we all can aggree we have stupid moments. But this is just fucking stupidity to the extreme. Darwinism is a fine philosophy I would of loved to of seen inflicted on this cunt

[230577]

keeping doing that!!!!!! yeahhhhhhh

[hummingbird19150]

retarted train failed to kill dumb ass, thats what the title should be

[BostonUrbEx]

If you're going to act like you have 2 brain cells, at least wait for the train to pass.

[SirNicholasD]

Aw I was hoping he'd die

[freethoughtmusic]

Use the damm footbridges or proper walkways people for Pete's sake.

[xxPupZz0r]

you can go under the platform dickheads

[gebass6]

@xxPupZz0r Looks like a solid concrete platform.

[Thecrayzmapler]

@Briankey1960 why would you want the train to hit? whats wrong with you

[BUSDRIVER5532]

wrong choice of words dumbshit

[oFiiGur3]

didnt know 15 suicidal people watched this..

[koaiu2009]

this is proof of how much god has been drinkin these days

[Rawinho]

damn, why didnt the train go faster... i would have taught this guy a lesson in life he would never remember.

[77magenta]

god dam iy. another fucking miss. when are we gonna see a guy get hit by a train?

[goudi97]

paradise city,good game!!

[slashlespaul516]

dang i love this song, but it just seems unfitting here...

[Labtec86]

cant we all just get along and die

[ichblibli]

How can you be so stupid?

[ninendowii2000]

failure , i wished this train was faster!

[MaDkOrNfLaKeS]

failure

[ProPiers]

he's legs touched the train

[jade42775]

Stupidity should be Painful, I would of left his ass down there!

[SIDMuzik]

@jade42775 then that woulda made you look stupid, bitch.

[jade42775]

@SIDMuzik Wouldn't make me look stupid, I wasn't the Idiot who jumped in front of a Train! Fuckin Retard!!

[SIDMuzik]

@jade42775 awwww stop calling your dad a retard, wait till you get home son, you're fucked!

[jade42775]

@SIDMuzik Ha Ha Little boy, Why dont you get back in your mothers closet & think up some more gay rap...Muhahahaaaa! FAG!!

[SIDMuzik]

@jade42775 LOOL that hurt...

[jade42775]

@SIDMuzik LMAO!

[SIDMuzik]

@jade42775 but im back for more man! i ain't ever lost a youtube comment-war, BRING IT ON!!! haha, so yeah, you would rather see people die, for their stupidity, you sick person, would you want to see a child run onto the road, not knowing about oncoming cars because the child doesn't have enough sense yet? please... lol, yeah, i think i schooled you with that one.

[jade42775]

@SIDMuzik Comment war....Really......what are you....2! Loser! Yeah I'm sick so whats your point.....this was not a child, it was a grown man who knows better! I'm sick not heartless so go cry to someone who gives a shit what you think! Schooled me.....childish, later Loser!

[SIDMuzik]

@jade42775 :O I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!?!?!? :( REMEMBER WHEN YOU HURT YOUR KNEE WHEN WE WAS PLAYING SOCCER, AND I HAD TO CARRY YOU??? NOW LOOK :/ WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

[D2EKNESS]

take me down to the paradise city where grass is green and the girls are pretty

[aal49]

Notice how the two "helpers" lost their nerve when they thought there would be blood splatter at the last minute.

[TheTrihorn1]

@aal49 yeah cause they didn't think that their life was worth a dumbass's

[SouthernCompetition]

After failing to get up the first time, a smart person would just step back onto the other track and let the train pass. Moron.

[TalonWolf]

What a tit. Probably did that to look 'smooth', but in his vanity lost sight of the fact he can't climb walls for shit.

Oh well, he'll most likely have broken legs after that... Some consolation for having to share a planet with such retards...

[MillionairJoe]

aaaahhhhh, dont you just love fucking mondays ;)

[lucernrox]

why doesn't the world just let retarded people kill themselves? I mean shit, if they want to commit suicide, by all means go ahead, is the world better off with them?

[ghenmokai]

Damn, this is disappointing, i wanted to see blood and guts and shit....

[MegaCrimsonBlade]

dang. the train missed



[Chris7233]

Great, now I'm sure that guy will have kids too.

[filipelj]

lol stuppid people



[jojorandomsox]

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[addictedtohorzez]

@jojorandomsox thumbs down...not funny...

[jojorandomsox]

@addictedtohorzez that wasnt me >_< my cmputer tends to spam random youtube videos

[addictedtohorzez]

@jojorandomsox ya rite....

[addictedtohorzez]

@jojorandomsox ya right..

[silence9981]

he almost caught the train!

[RealCadde]

@silence9981 In Soviet Russia train catches you!

...

It was too good to not do it. Soz!

[MichiganFann]

Don't you hate people who comment, and what they have typed is idiotic, spam or Justin Bieber like?

[poopingtoad]

@MichiganFann are yours was all three

[sandqwert]

Too bad... now, there's another moron wondering around, waiting to cause another tragedy that might include innocent ppl... maybe this _ss is driving his van...

[ezeONeR217O]

@sandqwert fuck u

[Redrussian1983]

some ppl make me ask,Why was this asshole not hit!!!

[gebass6]

Buns N' Hoses!Oh boy!

[kevinlopez007]

check out the last frame!! he lost his leg

[KarlosTheKiwi]

Probably a stupid arse Yank whose eaten to much McDonalds.

[CallahanSFPD]

@KarlosTheKiwi

That's who's eaten, and too much. At least we have real subways in our country to help keep down the stupid population, though this one got away this time.

[KarlosTheKiwi]

@CallahanSFPD Ha ha ha....Nice to hear an American who can play along with the laughs. Normally your younger fellas are calling me names (cunt, asshole, loser, dick, gay, faggot, etc). Im pretty sure it has something to do with the phenomena of computer porn and teen masturbation.

[chuckbyf]

Now that was close!

[lesn1984]

idiota

[Hightiideloners]

ROFL what a dumb ass

[supercool918]

Omg!! is the train alright says the mayor

[GemmaRhianNiles]

:O

[whitekobe1000]

RETARD

[skylermiller29]

Oh man hows it goin, just jump up on this platform here and get out of your way... Oh shit! A little help please?

[trainlover658]

i hope the train was alright D:

[MudDobber247]

Hayy dah kno nise col heem wetard!

[Sting3733]

Don't worry guys, it's only natural selection in work!

[Diamond8440]

blind and deaf much ?

[Diamond8440]

is he blind and deaf!!!

[skylermiller29]

11 people tried that in the past and are pissed that you are making fun of them.

[Yusra1001]

stupid teens do that crap

[ashiro723]

why didnt he turn back ? WHAT A Retard

[aaaarrrgggghh]

he's definitely a teenager, that's for sure

[Renard380]

Darwin is losing skills these days it would seem!

[27Komentator]

just idiot

[sarahXskater]

LOL he could have gotten his leg ripped off in 2 seconds if it werent for those guys

[kdmackie]

@sarahXskater actually the guys gave up on him when the train got too close. I think it might have been the train itself that helped push his legs up onto the platform.



[LucioMauroBombeiro]

tinha quer ser o chaves

[Suresh0tt]

I think ill go try that now thanks for the idea

[TurkishMujahid]

0:19 you see one of the guys turning back with his hand over his head expecting the bastar to get crushed .. man that is one lucky sob

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

tht dude is 1 lucky mofo

[Combatarms423]

He still could have went to the other side and got up... Didn't have to stand in front of the train.

[xpinkxpinkxpink]

@Combatarms423 EXACTLY lol

[Interioroutbreak69]

he must think hes god to not evn consider that a train could kil him

[OmarChannel]

Lmao he couldn't even pull himself up..

[ntrpl01]

perth, of course! fools!

[HitlersHolocaust]

@ntrpl01 So want,You fucking pussy ass bitch!

[TheeNinja250R]

Your the retard... you cant even spell retard

[ntrpl01]

@TheeNinja250R

yet you can't even distinguish between 'your' and 'you're'

[TheeNinja250R]

@ntrpl01 Your as the possessive form of you, referring to something that a person has, something that belongs to the person in question or, the person you are talking to...... And I'm talking to you........ So you was saying??

[Beenbarian]

1st retarded move was to go on there in the first place going that slow.

2nd retarded move was not to turn back when he failed to get up the otherside, i mena really.... why stand on the side where the train is coming? lol

[aussienerds]

He deserves more then that for trying to be such a failed show off bad ass, maybe half a missing finger is appropriate.

[FlyingFatality]

Holy shit that lucky bastard.

[BOB7268]

looked he was trying to b a badass until he almost got pinned so now he looks like a dumbass

[Fatfool159]

These videos make me worry that im gonna make a stupid mistake.

[viper8608]

I dont think I would have helped him.

I would have looked over and just been like "oh well guess you should not have been so stupid.". then watched him get hit and go about my day

[screenflicker1]

@viper8608 i would have also video taped 

[loey523]

needs to go back to the lollypop guild

[sowwhatwhen]

well......thats gonna leave a bruise!

[SupernaturalLover67]

dont' you fucking love how his buddies ran away when it got closer

some friends fuck lol

[MrPelhambay]

the shit that happens when chuck norris isnt watching

[pistolpeeroy]

@MrPelhambay THE 1ST JOKE ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS WAS SLIGHLY FUNNY...

....BUT THE 1,000,003 IS NOT SON, SORT UR LIFE OUT....

[MrPelhambay]

@pistolpeeroy - that numbers WAY to low... guess its time for clint eastwood jokes

[pistolpeeroy]

@MrPelhambay EVEN UR JOKES ABOUT JOKES ARENT FUNNY...

[MrPelhambay]

@pistolpeeroy - why are u being such a dick to me?

[MrPelhambay]

@pistolpeeroy - go sip sum tea u fuckin cunt and stop talkin shit to me cus i didnt do anything to u

[DeanieBoi07]

Wow...I wish I was that cool.

[kingoftyranni]

fucking drunks should be all dead.

[MsCrazyTeaM]

Shit #LOL

[gmspeedfreak]

looks like he still got hit though

[OMGSTFU1111]

lol u spell retard retrd at the end!! LMAO

[TheRealMASTERMIG]

holy shit

[MLGFuZoLa]

In soviet Russia...

[EdgeHeadTulsa]

He probably was drunk. 

[SaltineCrackaAss]

If I was the driver i think i'd have to up that throttle a notch or 2.

[cjgone2]

Lucky fuck.