WEIRD Vending Machines !!! -- FAK #6

[clipmaster30001]

heron of alexandria and the vending machine dispensed holy water

[WildxClamxEater]

1:30 The golden touch, the golden touch. haha YESS!!!!

[keniakittykat]

holy crab! I want some crab vending machines, that's awesome AND delichious!

[druggelino]

what the fak does fak mean

[Crystal2193]

@druggelino "the *F*acts *A*nd *K*nowledge" about...

[XxxXJessXxxXilysm]

IM MOVING TO CALIFORNIA IM USING CAPS TO EXPRESS MY HAPIENESS!!!!!

[cocothedoggy]

DO THEY REALLY SELL CARS "IN" A VENDING MACHINE??!!?!!??

[Will22296]

Dont know the name but it was holy water

[HLGmaniac1887]

thomas adams gum

gum

[aMUSICALdrug]

why does the weed despencing machine sound like a good idea to me

[TheIdiotAndHisSister]

hero of alexandria and it gave out holy water.

[antonis0035tc]

inventor Richard Carlisle and the machine vented books

[nivlacker101]

a CRAB???!!!!



[Boredclub2ndgen]

Don't know the guy's name but I do know it was Holy water

[DesXboy]

I typed fak, and I came here O.o



[66Metallicaman66]

His name was Heron and it dispensed Holy Water.

[Brettvella1984]

his name was jon Vending Duh~!

[Toyman1982]

Nothing like Kinky crab bondage! LOL

[shorty95ify]

the man is socrates

[Superfunkyx]

the crab one was creepy

[gxrcix525]

@Superfunkyx yeah i agree with u crabs creep me out >____>

[MegaRandompeoplez]

hehehe....

the not safe for work place has

hentai and doujinshi

i wanna go there and get some yaoi

[gadgetine007]

I would've bought all the crabs and set 'em free

[MegaRandompeoplez]

@gadgetine007 its enviromentalists like you i hate

[gadgetine007]

@MegaRandompeoplez Environmentalist?? Lol it would be better if they were in a tank that's all. They'd be easier to see :)

[MegaRandompeoplez]

@gadgetine007 OH okay i thought you were like one of those

"free the animals those poor things are trapped those mean humans!'

type things

but thats okay

[CrazzzyMan10101]

@gadgetine007 i wouldve bought a crab and keep it as a pet

[aMUSICALdrug]

@CrazzzyMan10101 thats exactly what i thought:P



[KaizenGuusei]

@gadgetine007 true that.. in a giant boiling pot.. OMG SO TASTY!!

[oBringMeTheDiscoCake]

@gadgetine007 In the city...

[gadgetine007]

@oBringMeTheDiscoCake seeing hundreds of crabs freak people out as they scatter across the city sounds kinda awesome

[freelancechemist]

@gadgetine007 and that's why we don't have crab wending machines in the west lol.

[AMYLEX2]

THE VENDING MACHINE:FIRST CREATED BY HERO OF ALEXANDRIA.IT VENDED HOLY WATER AND ACCEPTED A COIN.THUMPS UP!

[MortalSIX]

@AMYLEX2 Pro at Copy/Paste?

[1821aftershock]

of course they don't have one of these where I live

[guitardemon177]

thats pretty sad they put live crabs in the vending machine and just sit there and wait to eaten

[TheRedwolf11]

@guitardemon177 They don't know they're going to be eaten...They're hibernating.

[GodlessHippie]

1:03 BOSS. lol

[beazwolle]

Heron, he dispatched holy water at the temple in alexandria ( thanks history channel)

[IZZACACE]

pez,



[juventinorocks]

I'm just wondering VSAUCE2..How do you pick out the winner? Do you use a random number generator?

[JJPrinze]

i saw the vending machines for ipods in a mall in LA

[BiggerUn1t]

lool they have vending machines that sell school girl underwear

[B335430104]

Heron of Alexandria



[gunkiller25]

Can you do a FAK on phones please

[LexiAnnTweedy]

the popcorn vending machine isn't a big deal they have one at Blackpool Zoo in England haha XOXOXO

[FlameAngel97]

I dont know who he is but his vending machine vends holy water cos pepole took too much holy water that time

[LokNWykLeer]

What about a vending machine that vends different types of vending machines?

[MrMegarocker95]

@LokNWykLeer vendseption

[animalcrossingbones]

i saw a vending machine that sold phones and headphones

[flubbyz1]

The first vending machine was created by Hero of Alexandria, and sold holy water.

[GhettoNinjaMan]

I THINK THAT YOU ALL REIKLIKSA;FOIKXJCOUL! AM I RIGHT?

[wolflover646]

theres a worm vending machine  at a gas station in bradford ont.

[AjookerA]

wait wait wait... vending machine that sells "used schoolgirl underwear"?? fuck, these guys are fucked up *insert atomic bomb jokes here*

[berkleypuff35]

2:23 the red guys got a boner XD

[GRUNTMASTER1212]

@berkleypuff35

And why were you looking down there...?

[LoopyStudios]

@GRUNTMASTER1212 That's a joke right?

[dixie01boobtube]

the guy was heron or hero!!

[HaloMice]

i would get the crabs and keep them as pets <3

[kdawg3485]

you got problems with used panty vending machines? well screw you! sexy creepo machine ftw!

[pukeylukey12]

hero of alexandria was the first and he made a holy water dispensing machine

[dinosgorawrful]

MattG124 @ 1:00 !!!!

@MATTG124

[dinosgorawrful]

MATTG124!!! 1:00

@Mattg124

[BrokenSmile220]

The Greek mathematician Hero in 215BC

[XXXninja0Z]

Dear Santa...

[IoIwhut]

I thought used school girl underwear was only a typical japanese anime/manga joke. I can't believe that is actually exist lol.

[RsN92]

1:02 Like a Boss

[straja112]

imagine if the car vending machine "ate" your money.

[Kaaxe]

My mind keeps getting blown! : o

[Xamith95]

I live super close to that specific worm vending machine in Burford Ontario!

[panzerV2]

JUST. FUCKING .AWESOME

[42Mrchadman42]

i don't know the inventors name except that it was Greek and that the machine dispensed wine at parties.

[geairmo1]

@LovZonGaming thought of it myself,

WITH OUT A HAMMER

[AgentBuggy47]

IM GOING TO CALIFORNIA HELL YAH

[geairmo1]

@Lunarmoon67 Because theres a

Mc donalds at every coner of a block.

[LovzonGaming]

@geairmo1 Nailed it!

[Lunarmoon67]

So remind me again why America has the biggest obesity rate?

[GAMERFLY2552]

The first vending machine inventer was Thomas Adams for vending GUM

[rayhs1984]

@GAMERFLY2552 thats only America. UK had postcards in the 1800's and The Hero of Alexandria invented one for Holy Water around 2000 yeard ago.

[crazyphil5]

let them crabs go free!

[GETSRED]

the fist vending machine dispenses water change for a coin i don't know who invented it though

[1KodDemon]

Got damn the world is so lazy now..

[alekey15]

I want the pet crab

[robwilco1]

Holy crap elevator music in a vending machine...

[TheBarkOJ]

Yo mama and porn

[1je2i]

It makes u think... Wat tha fuck usa?!?! U slow on technology!!!! Im movin to japan!!!

[Dracoflamz]

I would buy a crab and take it home for a pet!

[GraceHasCommented]

@straja112 that would be funny as hell!

[uuful1]

japan thinks of everything

[supertoast71]

He invented a holy water vending machine for a church!!! yay history channel!

[arslanbali]

pizzza vending machine mmmmmmmm pizzaaaaaaaaa

[straja112]

imagine if the car vending machine swalowed your money

[monstrum551]

alexander invented ipad vending machine

[XPainkiller87X]

THE VENDING MACHINE:FIRST CREATED BY HERO OF ALEXANDRIA.IT VENDED HOLY WATER AND ACCEPTED A COIN.THUMPS UP! (this will be my 1st thumps up request)

[zsolti1001]

@XPainkiller87X whats a thump?

[MrParombo]

Wow, Glass polac guy, you're the best!!!!!!!!! No homo

[sdziscool]

Its god he invented the human you put food in it and after 12 hours it dispences poop.

[johnperez1056]

the ipod vending machine is in seattle in the mall thats where i got mine it awesome

[jflo333]

jeez i love vsauce...

[BazookaBeaver0]

car vending machine really????

[Icalur]

Wow, a vending machine that sings to you? very interesting...........

[inspiron57ful]

i posed for 5 minutes to think about used under wears,

[CommanderOfEpic]

I saw the gold machine in Abu dabi, Dubai . I thought it was useless. There was no line to buy gold there....... I also saw vending machines in the middle of a wharf.

[theothergirl08]

Reminds me of Idiocracy

[ChibiChii24]

Wow, Hentai vending machines . . . 

[jts2006dk]

what is thw song at the end ?



[98mike100]

hero of alexandria ( heron)

sold holy water

[MrEhGames]

I don't remember his name but I know it dispensed holy water. I ran across it while creating a pencil vending machine for my class for a competition.

[jdmkris1234]

the man from 2:8 has to go piss

[mark3rs101]

It would suck if your new IPad got caught in the vending machine...

[TVP469]

@mark3rs101 immagine a junkie's needle got stuck ?

[emmanuelace13]

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[ErrisJSevillano]

thumbs up if you saw them make that pizza machine on how it's made. (:

[xSiynx]

I call the marijuana vending machine!!!

[ghero60xxx]

Sorry im tired it.....

[ghero60xxx]

Dont know the guys name but i think it was soap and to was your hands you put yiur money down on a lever then water starts and a bar of soap comes up once the lever turns so mutch the money drops and the water stops

[jalayo132]

that pizza vending machine is the best!!! :D

[guitarfreaky1996]

hmmm used school girl panties o.o

[MrSHRIKE101]

1:03 that all

[crazylarry727]

u forgot the vending machines in netherland where u can get pot or rolled joints, ready to smoke XD......... btw japan is sick lol

[BananaBooster]

I'm proud to be German :D

[SuperMegaSmasherBros]

Hey guys, me and my friend have started up a new channel. We have done a few videos of us smashing things, although we have put up some call of duty commentary's. Come check us out!!

[ShallShaLilcookies]

Wish they had vending machines for custom made ciggaretes or scented, flavored ciggaretes. Would love that! Alot! Sometimes i forget my ciggaretes at home... And the vending machine should have a scanner to check the indivals birth card to see if she/he isnt underage to be smoking

[Cufin299]

In germany ??? Drugs are not allowed !

[Ozokon]

@Cufin299 There just dispense the needles. They know addicts are going to do drugs and sharing needles is very dangerous so they might as well help as much as they can.

[crazylarry727]

@Ozokon yeah u can get clean needles or spoons to use em.... no drugs.

[grarosting]

actually pop corn vending machins are not that wierd i have eaten from 2 different and they both didn't put salt on them :(

[KattenEurope]

Thats it im moving to japan

[InstantClassicKid]

@KattenEurope Thats it im moving to california

[MrDeputte]

@KattenEurope u wanna buy little girls used underwhere? pervert

[KattenEurope]

@MrDeputte no the pizza



[loquendo5056XD20]

@KattenEurope

can i go witcha?

[ckyfan8291]

theres a vending machine in vons a couple miles from my house that dispenses ipods, jewelry and media accesories... and it only takes credit cards... its weird...

[FishWash]

That korean vending machine sings? Talk about high-tech. Maybe if the other vending machines tried harder they could be almost as cool.

[Runeguyfan]

fak on mutations

[imYOUNG4ever]

i saw a coffee vending machine

[henryb8780]

some chinese guy.

[tomza0403]

Hero of Alexandria and it dispensed holy water

[KayleDevanandAWSOME]

I think it was aristotle... I know i spelled that wrong. It dispensed water.

[C0okieMonster1920]

faking amazing... lol

[MrSiouxman]

THE BEST VENDING MACHIENS ARE juggarnuat, phd flopper, revive AND THEY ALL SING TO YOUH!!!

[helment10]

i wanna move to cali now

[TheSmiloh]

fuck

[werewolf873]

typical japan, haha hentai vending machines

[nnasser007]

1:43

[amandarocks1246]

it dispenses holy water and the dudes name was heron

[levmay14]

Poor crabs!!!

[pussylumpessru]

take all crabs and release them in the ocean

[zanarisrobo]

Wow. Five people in the year is KILLED by NORMAL vending machines. Its true guys!

[kaza12345678]

Heron and it dispensed's holy water

[SyroneJD]

what the song at 2.30?

[deathmetalruler]

i need me 1 of those weedmachines :P

[annonymousman]

where is the gun vending machine

[RPS13DRlFT]

toyota soarer ftw

[sparky9278]

If these take over the vending world can I have the old fashioned soda vending machines in my room?

[Oshyrath]

Hero, Holy water.

[thefluffiestbunnyuno]

hero of alexandra created vending machine and it despences holy water for greek temples

[simmysexymuffin]

Vend R. Machween and it depesended..vsauce(:

[xTropicalKissx]

aww poor crabs :(

[MrMazerman]

Archimedes, arrows.

[tigershark181]

His name was Heron and it despensed holy water.



[woofydog64]

he was the hero of alexandria and it dispensed holy water

[nomsandvich]

heron of alexandria accepted coins and dispenced holy water

[angelannarocks]

This is so sad. So people are too lazy to go to a restaurant and get a fresh homemade pizza? We should be trying to make technology that is more important like cures for cancer and beneficial stuff, not pizza....

[zxxrawrxxz]

@angelannarocks some people dont have the time, like me, im a college student and i dont have the time to go sit down in a restraunt to order a pizza that why im always looking for instant stuff to just get and go. It has nothing to do with lazyness. Also people are CONSTANTLY looking for cures for cancer even as week speak. To say that this, in any way inhibits the creation or search for new and beneficial machines is asinine. this is a simple creation that makes life easier for people like me.