OK...Im soo fuckin stoned and dunk atm...wait where am I......."emma watson speaking french"......yep Im completely smashed....now to try and get where I was....wait where am I ?
Emma is so adorable when teen. Her image of an innocent French young girl stays precious and secure in my heart. But I hate when she starts to get tinted by money and look more ruined like Victoria Beckham. I wish she retains her childhood innocence. :-)
She was born in France but both her parents are British, she also attended grade school in England so I would not call her French, I can speak French and I am American, that doesn't make me French.....
@sandrodream1 mm I see this absolutely normal... Sorry but someone talking french will never see the language horrible XD. It's just normal for me... Just like english (except the R pronunciation of the Americans XD)
@sandrodream1 French IS NOT ridiculous.. I speak BOTH WELL. For me they are equal (both sound good). BUT french is soo much complicated than English!! There is so much things that are not in english. "the" is applied as le(mas. word), la(fem. word), les(plural) . "this" is applied as ce(masc.), cet (masc. word starting with a vowel, including Y),cette (fem. word),etc,etc,etc. That's why I English way better than french XD
@SmashBrosFan19 I was in fact the first person EVER to post a comment like that, I invented it...
I'm being sarcastic by the way... Calling me a faggot for a comment on YouTube that by no means results in me being gay? you 5 years old bro?
Also, no, I won't I saw a comment that says 'You recorded this with a potato?' I cried with laughter, a comment like that seemed fitting on this video, so, I did it :)
"Oui je parle français. Un petit peu mais... ! J'habite en France pendant 5 ans, je suis née en France. Ma mère encore m'apprendre, je sais pas très bien"
Why did you film this with?... A potato?
Roflmann1239 4 days ago
Next time, punch holes in a zuchinni and use that to record it...should be 1000x better
MaeradOfPellinor 5 days ago
well she was born in paris and lived there till the age of 5 when her parents were divorced
molster14 1 week ago
her accent is really good. I'd love to hear more of her.
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BlackRoof 2 weeks ago
i couldnt understand a word.
SpeakMyMind500 2 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure a calculator could record this in better quality...
demottt 3 weeks ago 3
What brand toaster was this recorded with?
abayomi94 3 weeks ago 6
Potato haha better then the calculator gag lol!
justforfreegame 3 weeks ago 2
Did you record this with a potato?
maneatingsushi 3 weeks ago 2
It's like the teacher from Charlie Brown
SMFApples 3 weeks ago
OK...Im soo fuckin stoned and dunk atm...wait where am I......."emma watson speaking french"......yep Im completely smashed....now to try and get where I was....wait where am I ?
tommaspawn 3 weeks ago
What kind of potato was this filmed with?
ZPDUDE87 1 month ago 7
You can count all of the pixels on just one finger.
vigorousAtheist 1 month ago
she was born in france wasn't she?
lexiegreysanatomy 1 month ago
@lexiegreysanatomy, cela ne parait pas
joeblowthehot 1 month ago
Did you record this with a potato
philipbtsien 1 month ago 169
@philipbtsien Lol!!!!
ninjaraph 3 weeks ago
@philipbtsien ..the best reply on Youtube
titanium9000 2 weeks ago
@philipbtsien challenge accepted...
roflmaolol1234 2 weeks ago
@philipbtsien lmao
HaruTheGyaru 2 weeks ago
@philipbtsien this just made my day :)
MODYDIAZ 2 days ago
If I had a dime for every pixel in this vid I'd have a nickel.
186mjn 1 month ago 5
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Emma is so adorable when teen. Her image of an innocent French young girl stays precious and secure in my heart. But I hate when she starts to get tinted by money and look more ruined like Victoria Beckham. I wish she retains her childhood innocence. :-)
gewangew 1 month ago
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gewangew 1 month ago
nice potato recording
nogoodurbanmang 1 month ago
no no people, she says an entire part in french, and quite fast beetween the two part which are subtitled ;)
patafoinification 1 month ago
She was born in Paris and lived there till she was five, of course she knows a decent amount of french
sw66aj95 1 month ago 4
@sw66aj95 Finally, someone else who knows about Emma Watson!!! :D (>^-^)>
EmoWolfRose 1 month ago 2
BEST. QUALITY. EVER!
rainbow1851 1 month ago 7
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the subtitles are for when she spoke English -_-
wge621 1 month ago
She can speak so well at it they need subtitles to tell people what she's saying
qwertsaq345 1 month ago
@qwertsaq345 Those lines are English. Too bad the sound quality is so bad you can barely hear the difference. I do not blame you for not noticing!
Skomakarn 1 month ago
ironic 'like'
eliza20valiza 1 month ago
if i had a dollar for each pixel in this video, i think i might be able to buy a happy meal
nincompoople 1 month ago 6
She was born in Paris look it up on wikipedia
shiningscales113 1 month ago
was this recorded with a potato? if it was well done sir and or madam i can never get mine to record right
radlie1 1 month ago
wow the sound quality is so terrible you could say she speaks an extraterrestrial language and i could believe you.
Jinseual 1 month ago 3
SHIT
SchoolinYou 1 month ago
You should upgrade to a potato HD
weberbeme 1 month ago
What did you record this with, and did you grow it with a packet of seeds?
MysterousBear 1 month ago
xD HAPPY CHRISTMAS TOO U TOO
TheFantageGeek 2 months ago
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Did you record this with a fucking broomstick?
... See what I did there?
No?... 50 points from slytherin
ItheSwick 2 months ago
Did you record this with a fucking broomstick?
... See what I did there?
No?... 50 points from slytherin
ItheSwick 2 months ago
Which pixel is Emma?
coucaragamoc 2 months ago 4
I was brought here by snapping turtles
ultraye 2 months ago
I didn't realise you could record with a calculator.
alienat8198 2 months ago 6
@alienat8198 HAHAHAHAHAHA im so laughing w. your comments! couldnt agree more LMAOOO
maggiemargareth 2 months ago
@alienat8198 A calculator wrist watch!
BallisticTorch 1 month ago
HD - Horrible Definition
krbato 2 months ago 32
This video was recorded with a french fry
TheRealWorldwide 2 months ago 9
Hahahaha oh my god your comments killed me!!! Made my day!! Thank you ROFL!!
TheRealisticQ 2 months ago
OH MY GOD!!! I was laughing for ages at your comments!! Your comments made my day!! Thank you ROFL!!!!
TheRealisticQ 2 months ago
wauw nice quality
TheMikesc15 2 months ago
thumbs up if you speak "bad quality static" so you could understand everything she said.
alexalex12321 2 months ago
ya i couldnt understand... she was like speaking Parsel Tongue.... lol!
soccergirlmabry 2 months ago
She could might as well have been speaking arabic I didn't hear any thing -_-
brace110 2 months ago
did u record this with a chair leg
TheShakiebreaks 2 months ago 2
"Hi - Fi"
bluenalu7 2 months ago
sit still girl
WorldofNene 2 months ago
I used this to test if im really learing in my French class.
TheLameJosh 2 months ago
Check the date and stop bashing.
FritzWurster 2 months ago
Did you record this with the new Sony Wide-lens Potato?
rosson1983 2 months ago 2
was this recorded with a potato?
jangerhard2 2 months ago 5
j'suis americain, francais, canadien, haitien, germain :)
MegaSuperfab 2 months ago
@MegaSuperfab oops whats a germain?
bildii 2 months ago
With this quality...she could be speaking swahili and i couldnt tell the difference.
Alan95Haitch 2 months ago 11
shez shaking her head like a mad cow
arshadcow 2 months ago 2
if you are a hardcore put the quality in 240p
Minecraftis4pros 2 months ago
i love the part when it shows hi-fi
13elsyd13 2 months ago
She was born in france and lived there until she was 5 so that would explain it
InMyLifetime2010 2 months ago
she's British FS
BackInAGiffy 2 months ago
better quality then minecraft...
inciendioex 2 months ago
She was born in France but both her parents are British, she also attended grade school in England so I would not call her French, I can speak French and I am American, that doesn't make me French.....
Hollybelle46 2 months ago
@Hollybelle46 so can i but im Canadian.
Byews101 2 months ago
Considering that Emma Watson's FRENCH... I guess speaking fluent french is not quite surprising xD
Tsukuy0m1 2 months ago
Emma Watson: ngoongoogngoongoongoo
LadySov109 2 months ago
Man this is HD!
TatitotitoxD 2 months ago 289
@TatitotitoxD :D
milchshake555 2 months ago
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MY FUCKING EARS.
Noface121 2 months ago
if you guys actually spoke french then yes, you can hear her quite clearly during the middle of the video, where she actually does speak in french
PARPLEpeep 2 months ago
je n entend rien .ce n est pas du francais .this is not french this is asshole's language:D
mohamad6533 2 months ago
did you film this with a microphone??
rconlon821 2 months ago
id still fuck her
ctm175 2 months ago
We actually can't hear anything due to the quality Lol !
ach92i 2 months ago
"Hi-Fi" well well well! o.O
Ongr1 2 months ago
Looked like you recorded this with a bag of smashed up assholes
PauloMilanItalia 2 months ago
Lol
KevinTheCommentator 2 months ago
This is not French. This is shit
TheYemeniDude 2 months ago
i didn't know emma speaks PARSELTONGUE too!...lmao...:D
adiksayo0624 2 months ago 184
She was speaking a language, not sure what it was. Maybe mumble?
at90percent 2 months ago
What brand of brick did you use to record this?
Ettio137 2 months ago
"hi-fi"... LOL !!
Cohenfaury74 3 months ago
stop the video at 0:09... Love you emma <3
SmileyHermy 3 months ago
I feel like Helen Keller listening to this.
JinxyPopVader598 3 months ago
"Hi-Fi"
taison666 3 months ago
recorded with a poor quality camera
qmelian 3 months ago
recorded with an anus
MeltyColor 3 months ago 3
hahah she's a lot better than me! I speak french with an american accent...I fail. :P
taylorandcortney 3 months ago
Calculator? This Was Recorded With A Potatoe!
TheInsideOfMyMind 3 months ago
You recorded this with a ... **SMACK** ...Right, now he's gone. I'd like to comment. Horrible quality :)
kieran369 3 months ago
what potato do you use !!! ....
leoelmosca 3 months ago
recorded with butter knife
firefly361 3 months ago
I LOL-ed at the top two comments hahaha
syikinshake 3 months ago
@syikinshake me too!!
TheSpiderCookie 3 months ago
@sandrodream1 mm I see this absolutely normal... Sorry but someone talking french will never see the language horrible XD. It's just normal for me... Just like english (except the R pronunciation of the Americans XD)
WIIstpM2 3 months ago
@sandrodream1 French IS NOT ridiculous.. I speak BOTH WELL. For me they are equal (both sound good). BUT french is soo much complicated than English!! There is so much things that are not in english. "the" is applied as le(mas. word), la(fem. word), les(plural) . "this" is applied as ce(masc.), cet (masc. word starting with a vowel, including Y),cette (fem. word),etc,etc,etc. That's why I English way better than french XD
WIIstpM2 3 months ago
@sandrodream1 respeta por favor, el frances es un idioma hermoso. Como te sentirias por que se te burlaran por tu acento?
4453karen 3 months ago
She was corn in France. What the hell do you expect. She knows Arabic?
highsierra701 4 months ago
can't hear shit, captain!
octemberfury 4 months ago
Nic nie rozumiem :C A po Polsku nic powiedzieć nie chce T.T
Disneyomaniaczka03 4 months ago
Nic nie rozumiem :C A po Polsku nic powiedzieć nie chce T.T
Disneyomaniaczka03 4 months ago
A video showing emma speaking some french. She can apparently speak quite well at it! This is from 2005.
well daaaah she is french
esyaga 4 months ago
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wtf did you record this with??? it's barely audible
Mfalvarado17 4 months ago
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Mfalvarado17 4 months ago
@nick19967768 made my day :'D damn good.
Lucysfunny 4 months ago
wow i understand perfectly clear :OOO NOTTTT lol
parfumfashion 4 months ago
@commandoguy12 that's right! and i even switched on 240p to be better!
Maria8100 4 months ago
It's still my comment so suck it..
bloodsurf69 4 months ago
this was recorded with hagrids beard
Mereanonymous 4 months ago
This was recorded with his toaster
MattRodrig 4 months ago 4
this is the best quality i`ve ever seen !!!
commandoguy12 4 months ago 168
Masterbating to Emma Watson is not all that strange. Now if you did it to a car wreck or something like that. Then that would be strange.
bloodsurf69 4 months ago
@bloodsurf69 that comment is almost as bad as this video.
TellTheDifference 4 months ago
if this said "emma watson throwing broccoli" it would still have a million views
silowhore 5 months ago
all i hear is "wu wuwu...wu wuwu..wu wu"
smonyboy 5 months ago
@smonyboy lol
TheCSVillage 4 months ago
filmed with a calculator?
honestyize 5 months ago 5
If you masturbet at the same time you shoot with video camera Emma...
SuperUCanDoit 5 months ago
J'suis frαnçαis & lα seule chose que je comprends c'est; sjsjznbxbzxhxz . Lα quαliter est pαs bonne.. :/
lovebabyjtaime 5 months ago
bzvvz bzvbzzvzvhzhkg. Are those words in French?
21video12 5 months ago
I thought she was speaking French, not Drive-Thru Stereo.
Blackchain119 5 months ago 5
do i need to wear 3D glasses or something..?
xXxJokerManxXx 5 months ago
did you record this with the milk jug?
fixiosis 5 months ago
I'm going to play this video on my iphone and take a video of that with my 5 year old cellphone and then repost it at only 240p.
mlc871 5 months ago
all i can hear is hahahh hehehh ahhahh hehehhe ahhahah ehheh (HDD)
ultraPC1 5 months ago
no guys, she recorded it with a calculator
LilyPL 5 months ago 5
You recorded this with a banana?
nick19967768 5 months ago 334
@nick19967768 LMAO My penis was laughing!
leshark 4 months ago
@nick19967768 this is obviously done with a potato, even bananas have better quality than this
tinymanbigheart 4 months ago
@nick19967768 .......... LOL........
Ozilbaz11 3 months ago
@nick19967768 Get original you faggot
SmashBrosFan19 3 months ago
@SmashBrosFan19 I was in fact the first person EVER to post a comment like that, I invented it...
I'm being sarcastic by the way... Calling me a faggot for a comment on YouTube that by no means results in me being gay? you 5 years old bro?
Also, no, I won't I saw a comment that says 'You recorded this with a potato?' I cried with laughter, a comment like that seemed fitting on this video, so, I did it :)
nick19967768 3 months ago
@nick19967768 Its 2006, they didnt have the cameras we have today
wollyscarf 3 months ago
@wollyscarf shut up, they still had sub standard cameras and tv recording devices AND he's shaking...
nick19967768 3 months ago
@wollyscarf True. In fact, in 2006 it doesn't even seem that they had the cameras that the rest of the world had in the '50s.
TheMorgasmF 3 months ago
Horrible-Definition -.-
jerrzzMF 5 months ago
That is of such Poor quality!
wonderwoman12271999 5 months ago
you made me laugh
SquirrelSqueeky 5 months ago
50 points to gryffindor motherfuckers!
delpierochilipeppers 5 months ago
Oh hey it's VHS :D
felixduhcat89 5 months ago 4
HD my ass
xNattWorldx 5 months ago
Je savais pas qu'elle était née en France !! C'est trop cool !!
SparrowJack39 5 months ago
You recorded this with a carrot?
Adennos 5 months ago 13
I'm french and I can't understand what she say because of the poor quality of the video :(
Potironist 5 months ago
@Potironist same for me XD
TheJerry834 5 months ago
All I heard was mumbling...
Sadowski40 5 months ago
The time of VHS is finished...
JeanTuXX 5 months ago
Pause it at 0:10 FUNNY!
emoluver412 5 months ago 3
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The audio was recorded with a potato.
PaigeSwifty 5 months ago
recorded with a calculator.....
thederigible 6 months ago 116
@thederigible Get original you faggot
SmashBrosFan19 3 months ago
@SmashBrosFan19 Get a girlfriend you faggot.
thederigible 3 months ago
@thederigible How clever of a faggot
SmashBrosFan19 3 months ago
@SmashBrosFan19 What a clever comeback of a manslut :)
thederigible 3 months ago
@thederigible Good work copying me faggot..And what a terrible choice of insult, lol. Dumb faggot...
SmashBrosFan19 3 months ago
@SmashBrosFan19 incorrect use of ellipses :)
thederigible 3 months ago
@thederigible It is not incorrect as long as I'm trailing those words off in thought...
SmashBrosFan19 3 months ago
@SmashBrosFan19 Umad? ;)
shadowgiratina1998 3 months ago
@thederigible a calculator?? what kind is it???
WillWorkForMakeup95 3 months ago
did u record this with a rock
thawkxing 6 months ago 6
if i have a penny for every pixel in this video.....
kopk888 6 months ago 8
@kopk888 you'd have about 6 pennies
stacey2evaa 5 months ago
Did you record this with your toaster?
sumeone123 6 months ago 10
If I had a dollar for every pixel in this video I would have like 2 dollars
lsraeI7 6 months ago 9
Y que tiene ella es francesa
soyfansdecalle7 6 months ago
Guys, calm down. The audio's totally Hi-Fi: didn't you see the video?
AdudenamedKemp 6 months ago
"Oui je parle français. Un petit peu mais... ! J'habite en France pendant 5 ans, je suis née en France. Ma mère encore m'apprendre, je sais pas très bien"
OfficialSoraandKairi 6 months ago
yeah i really can understand that.. great fucking quality
zigcom42 6 months ago
If i had 1 dollar for each pixel in this video, i would have 2 dollars.
tolleyyy8 6 months ago 6
0:12 cute :) " Oui je parle France (rire) un petit peu (rire) "
Lilinou35 6 months ago
@Lilinou35 français pas "france"
missSyndieV 6 months ago