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  • I don't know whats funnier, the parody or the fact people didn't realise it was a parody. On reflection I think the former is funnier. The latter is just sad.

  • Do any of the people hating this video and posting about its "offensiveness" realize it's making fun of Steven Seagal's ignorance and stupidity, not Buddhism?

  • I feel really sorry for the so-called "buddhists" here that get insulted by this parody! You have nothing with buddhism. You are fake buddhists if you don't have a simple sense of humour. And listen, don't make a god of a human, even he is Dalai Lama. I'm sure Dalai Lama would tell you the same thing.

  • The reason people are mad about this video is because the title doesn't indicate its a parody, I figured it was mad tv cause it was in the related videos with another mad tv skit. That can be a little irritating to expect a honest video about the dalai lama, not get one and then see your spiritual leader skewed on a comedy show you've maybe never seen. That's a little lame when people don't accurately title the video or mislead people for views..

  • Wow this sucked. Loved the fake generated laughs tho.

  • I'm sure if dalai lama saw this, he would love it

  • @violator2013 he would. that why His Holiness is the best!

  • dalai lama is NOT chinese you idiot - he is TIBETAN

  • monks are not even Chinese .. they r Tibetan.... they have their own tradition, culture n believes .... u can make those funny videos but u got get the right information ....

  • @gudak9 The information IS right , you didn't understand the skit. This kind of video is called a parody, and it makes fun of Steven Seagal. Of course the people who made the video know that the DL is Tibetan. Everyone knows that. Even Steven Seagal knows that... but he's still a dumb, violence-loving American who likes to pretend he is spiritual. So this video makes fun of SS's complete lack of intelligence and subtlety.

  • @changtuber Stop right there. Steven Seagal isn't dumb and he's a great martial artist. you'll never amount to anything, you worthless scum. you're just a waste of human space, you failtroll. you dumbass ching chang tub of lard nigga.

  • Omg this is funny but its funny only to people who rly live in parody of real live and think Segal is in 100 like on movie :D

  • how the fuck would you feel is your god waz made fun of

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  • I'm loving these comments, "just stupied", "how dare making video like this", "no body will like this video except few wicket persons". What the fuck is going on with these people. Either they have never seen a Seagal movie or they are totally void of a sense of humor. Probably both. Yeah and I just love when people misspell "stupid." It shows that they are really smart.

  • You Mother Fucker and duplicate Steven Seagal, How dare you post this video. Its not funny at all. The Chinese communist Party paid you some shits to post this video. No body will like this video except few wicket persons. Get the fuck out of Youtube & never dare to post this kind again.......

  • You Mother Fucker and duplicate Steven Seagal, How dare you post this video. Its not funny at all. The Chinese communist Party paid you some shits to post this video. No body will like this video except few wicket persons. Get the fuck out of Youtube never dare to post this kind again.......

  • this is not funny at all.... wtf is this trying to accomplish?

  • @ketib37 It's comedy, it's not funny because your political views. MadTV only makes funny stuff. 

  • hate this Video!!!!!!!!!!! HATE HATE HATE HATE ..... how dare making video like this?! faker/ forge /useless act: LONG LIVE HIS HOLINESS THE DALAI LAMA.

  • @ginger333ful its comedy you uptight turd stain.

  • @xdeadwaterx

    LOL, And this coming from a person who idolizes the Dalia Lama..I think the uptight shit-stain should just stay indoors for everyone's sake!

  • Not funny at all.. By the way Dalai Lama is Tibetan.

  • just stupied...

  • Very Steven Segal like.........the Pride and Arrogance

  • This video is not funny but miserable.

  • Hey, what if Seagal IS like that for real? I mean, who knows what happens when the camera is closed. Hehe...he´s not THAT crazy, but um..maybe just a little? :D

    If thats the case then Id be stupid to piss him off :P

    Hahaha "Sure looks like a lot of them are"

  • it is not funny........

  • Fake? It's a skit, moron.

  • @pema88 its just a joke you take everything up the ass like a fag.

  • Those who hates Dalai Lama, I know ur are paid by CCP for making such fucking comments. I am not against the people of China, I am against the CCP. government policy. No human rights and freedom of speech in Tibet. One World One dream Free Tibet. Long Live His Holiness the Dalai Lama of Tibet. Save Tibet.

  • Every country abuses Human Rights and if you look into the Western mentality, you'll see that people don't have much Freedom of Speech either, simple because Westerners see "Freedom" as an embodiement of a certain person instead of a belief.

  • @pema88

    You are not against the people of China? Huh... then why do you want to carve 1/4 of China's territory away? Is this how you love China? You love China by learning Chinese, supporting how Chinese live, and becoming Chinese.

  • Fy faen så bra

  • I hope everyone can read the comment by chrishayden82 this is proof of my point that dalai lama and those who defend him are hypocritical and just plain full of shit. What would the dalai lama have to say about that comment in his defense? Do you all see how easy your religious standards go down the toilet. It only takes one fool claiming to be a follower and acting badly to ruin the whole model. I present to you chrishayden82. Thank you for proving my point.

  • LOL you're just really clueless and no idea what you are talking about it's cool though

  • @chrishayden82

    LOL, and your just an insulting, adversarial peace of shit who has no idea how to start a civil conversation, or treat anyone decently. Its cool though yea, run along now, dont take candy from strangers, look both ways before crossing the street, take care now, bye bye then.

  • "Nah, it makes me fart".

  • I encourage everyone who comes to this site to YouTube search and watch Penn & Teller: Dalai Lama and Tibet. Just to get a sense of how full of crap the Dalai Lama is.

  • I encourage you to shut the fuck up

  • @chrishayden82

    I encourage you to make me. If you are unable to handle criticism, deal with historical fact, and are going to be vulgar then eat shit, fuck off, and die. Two can play at that game dip-shit.

  • i wonder if steven seagall has seen this stuff?

  • text on norwegian cool

  • 4;02  LOL!!!!!!

  • In the subtitles they put robot but he said rowboat.

  • As I know, Steven is now a good person in society. He is taking care of Buddhism himself in films.

  • Doesn't make this any less funny!

  • Awesome video!

  • Awesome video!

  • Awesome video!

  • Awesome video!

  • Awesome video!

  • Awesome video

  • This is sick, its against my religion, its against my God. Man you better watch out I might loose my temper some days

  • o shut the fuck up jakuparop theres no fucking gods if u read all of the bibles in the world it says the same shit we all have god in us we have the power to take life and the power to end it and we also have the power to get anything we want in life and if u read the bible well again it says fear the lord in each of them and that means the devil is god and god is bad but fuck gods we are gods think about can u kill someone if u wanted to and can u have a baby the power give life and end it!!!!

  • omg..................

  • Holy crap I'm laughing hard xD

  • HAHAHAAHAHAAHA ,THATS WAS GREAT!!!

  • He opened up a can of whup-ass!!!!!!1

  • Major ouch at 4:05

    I hope he was wearing a cup.

  • LOL "violence is the only way to go" - Dalai Lama (when he is not on TV)

  • eh not funny

    kinda messed up

  • people are not for hitting and children are people too, all hitting and corporeal punishment is wrong. No matter how minor, no matter for what or with who.

  • damn i miss madtv

  • Funny Show!

  • 2:35 a black tibetan monk :D

  • dude that mess up man im tibetan

  • Jorden it's a parody by Mad TV. Mad TV have also parodied Jesus with the Terminator, it's not anti-bhuddism it's just humour.

  • Hahahahah!!!! Man o man. I am going to die. All of these Steven Seagal impersonation in MadTV are just unbelievable! Hahahja

  • a good "commentary" on the understanding of americans concerning the wise rules that the buddhists live by,

    and the violence that permeates america.

    perhaps steven seagall will forgive the parody in the light that it makes us examine our attitudes.

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  • yo this vedio is fuck up.. dalai lama is my god.. who ever made this video should check there brain

  • You know what would Dalai say to you? he'd say :"chill the fuck out".

  • ahhahaahahahahhahahahahaahahah­ahahahaahah... Dude... ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa­h

  • your a fat piece of american shit, and so is steven segal, not to mention the dalai larma gives good blow job better than a prostitute, that's it

  • Charlierosea, you are a paid Chinese "Internet Commentator," taking money for pro-government posts.

    Netizens are sick of Wu Mao Dang.

  • saulaan

    when you family were in the possession of slave did you ass holes treat your slaves humanly ???

    stop talking about human rights if you ca not even condemn your own tbeg family and your slave master culy leader dalai lama !!

  • you posted that same exact prostitute thing all over YouTube

    Down with the Wu Mao partyers who are making China look bad!! LEAVE CHINA ALONE, traitor!!

  • Saulan, only people like you like to give China a bad name while your doing it with the ones that support China.

  • @Deuszxable

    haha support china and supporting the totalitarian regime are different pairs of shoes

    supporting the totalitarian regime that violates its state laws to keep the people in control with oppression and violence is not a good thing

    supporting the people of china who suffer under such a weak regime is a good thing

    CCP = not China

  • @TheMightyGuri 'supporting China' as you say is like you want to carve China in pieces. If the Chinese government (not the CCP, 2 different things) then it would have already fell along time ago and what do you mean with supporting the people? You mean supporting overseas Chinese who want Democracy and don't look at the rest?

  • all because he didnt bow right lol

  • NEW YORK TIMES: Dalai Lama Group Says It Got Money From C.I.A.

    The Dalai Lama's administration acknowledged today that it received $1.7 million a year in the 1960's from the Central Intelligence Agency, but denied reports that the Tibetan leader benefited personally from an annual subsidy of $180,000.

    The money allocated for the resistance movement was spent on training volunteers and paying for guerrilla operations against the Chinese, the Tibetan government-in-exile said in a statement.

  • 3:58 , classic Steven Seagal stuff

  • Wow, people who are taking offense to this are fucking clueless. No disrespect but there are like a billion Chinese... I don't think anyone is gonna get upset if I break one of them. Deal with it. Will Sasso is hilarious.

  • im 5 dollers short crak haha that a mad one i gota try that lol

  • this guy is surely going to hell!!!! Boy

  • After reading the headline of the clip, I thought this star met Master Dalai Latma for his enlightening. Unexpectedly, He played role for laughing, what a superabundant guy in society!

  • @jjj7477: yeah he had it coming somehow... 

    (feel free to check my favorites/playlist, folks!)

  • im five dollars short, whats that? "crack"lol

  • get a sense of humor u religous tight ass!!!

  • I'm American, and didn't find this video comical (but not because I am a Buddhist). However, people have misinterpreted this video. You can't take a parody from a single TV show and inflect the view that a CHARACTER has upon an entire nation. C'mon. MadTV didn't do this to belittle those who are Buddhist. MadTV tried to incorporate comedy by utilizing a racist Steven Segal. In fact, I actually ended up laughing at the fact that the CHARACTER couldn't distinguish Chinese from Buddhists.

  • True enough....

  • chuck norris cant spell steven segal

  • thats seagal XD

  • Chuck Norris kick his ass cause Chuck Norris make onions CRY!

  • Funny as hell!

  • Agree

  • trainhay, this video wasn't insulting to Buddhists...it was insulting to Steven Seagal. They didn't say a single bad thing about Buddhists or the Dalai Llama.

  • Dear, Thanks for your information. I am so good in English, I feel so hurt and urgent when the fat guy used his physical power to beat these fake monks although I know this is just a video. They used the image of pure Buddhist monks to make comedy film! Poor them.

  • Hi, Yes, I was Christian before, now am a Buddhist. Because I realise the Truth and escape from here, I am used to resprecting all other religion, About Dalai Lama, If he did these things you said, I also will not care. In front of me, I see he did Buddhist working well. He helps people escape, i see that. About Policy, maybe I don't care. Thanks

  • Okay that's good, as long as you see him as a religious symbol. Cuz a lot of buddhists i've met, love to mix religion with politics, and i hate that..

  • I think it's funny... Steven Seagal meets the Dalai Llama!!? I had no idea it was a piss take til he came on saying he was steven seagal! hahahaha

  • fuck you.. dalia lama is not chinese .. dick head

  • this is what makes the usa..shamefull..no respect to other.shame on usa people like this guy.

  • That's funny as hell! xD

  • thats not funnny ok...

  • Oh yeahs it is! Funny as hell indeed!

  • Bad taste. Not respectful to other cultures.

    This is how Bush sounded like

  • well that fat fuck can run his mouth about steven seagal however he wouldi not poke fun of him face to face all gaurntee that

  • it's not really fun to insult some one.

    it's not funny

  • omg dudes this is about stiven sigal not about

    religion...

    its parody on him not about religion it shows how stiven sigal is rude on funny way.

    ofc we dont know stiven sigal soo its based on movies. if you cant sit and relax then dont watch...

  • stiven??

  • why can't you all just see the really point in this video? :P step out of your opinions and see the humour in this parody! :D

  • Damn, steven segal got fat.

  • Perfect video.

  • buddhists believe in hell?

  • Tibet free or not to these white or westerners protesters don't really matter. Their pure motive is to divide and weaken China. These poor so called "Free T-Back" Tibentants still don't know they are being used by all of these westerners.

  • Tibet will be free one day. Hans need to realize this!

  • Lol tibet china who cares like theres a difference you are all yellow chinks now go get me some tea chink!!!!!!!!

  • this is stupid

    the dalai lama is not chinese we are tibetan

    such a waste of time

  • That was part of the joke that he doesn't even know who they are. None-the-less I think it's an awful joke. I think as Americans we have gone too fur and desensitized ourselves in a bad way. I didn't think it was that funny of a skit anyway. I can find better more funny videos of talented people here on YouTube then mainstream over-commercialized TV TV.

  • tibetfuckerforsure

    mind your own business neocon man !!

    tibet is, was and will be china's

    fuck the dalai lama

    dalai lama is an ass hole.

  • wow is it really stupid cunt obviously its not its a parody

  • fuck your fat ass you pig american.. dont joke to a monk you will be regret that youll born..

  • the joke is about steven segal not the monks!!!!!!!

  • Karma will get you, talking all this rubbish from your unpure mind and body

  • The Dalai Lama is a World respected Holy person and all around good guy. This just shows how low the person that posted this video is. I bet you wouldn't laugh if it was your religious leader.

    By the way, Americans Rule. Anyone that doesn't like Americans shouldn't be on the internet because America invented it and computers and electricity, etc., etc.

  • maimum522

    dalai lama holy person ?? this me me sick, makes me throw up. how can a slave owner be called holy? how can a man that skinned his slave alive be called holy, how can a man that works for the cia to split tibet from china be called holy ?? fuck the dalai lama !!!!

  • Just goes to show that Americans live up to their dumbass reputation.

    Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee (English).

    Credited for inventing the internet

    Charles Babbage (English) invented the first computer. Dumbass Americans, get an education before you comment. Arrogant arseholes, 63% of Americans cant find their own country on a world map WTF.

  • Just goes to show that Americans live up to their dumbass reputation.

    Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee (English).

    Credited for inventing the internet

    Charles Babbage (English) invented the first computer. Dumbass Americans, get an education before you comment. Arrogant arseholes, 63% of Americans cant find their own country on a world map WTF.

  • hold on bentoutta but uh who are you because i have been gone for two weeks and the only one here is my my brother who is not married and does not own a shotgun so i am very sorry if he has caused you any trouble

  • im not mad dude

  • sorry for me being a jerk. seemed liked the thing to do at the time. in fact i thought it was funny. kinda like these parodies.

    i really do like this guy will sasso.

    he does seagal better then seagal...lol

    once again, sorry

  • finally english and im married plus you are not a retard thats all i needed 2 know

  • That was too much, he really did hit the guy with that metal tray.

  • bentoutta you a bitch ass retard

  • xtian i bet you just love bitch assed men...lol and i just bet the local county jail inmates, just love yours..lol

    keep trying kid..gotta give ya credit for persistance.

  • you may know karate but i have a double barrel shotgun so i would love 2 see your hand blown off from trying to karate chop a shotgun shell

  • karate chop a shotgun shell?

    Now that was plain retarded. Even from a bentoutta standard. If yer gonna play the game, at least play it with some smart lines.

    I mean, I can ACT retarded better than YOU can try NOT to be.lol Stop Boring me.

  • That's not the Dalai Lama, you will burn in hell for making His Holiness look bad!

  • look this is not steven why wont u listen to everyone

  • peeps kep yelin aht mei. i gitin pist.youi sayes it ain segal. youi beleivew tha if youi wan. i sayes it segal. it segal.

    dum mumpies!

  • im the dumb one u cant type read or write good so if u callin me or anyone dumb go look in a mirror if u can afford one

  • xtian98

    spel chek youi ned tha. don yel at mei.

    an yer a dum mumpie. i smaret gie. i goed to calledge. di youie?

  • are you trying to be funny because you must be in a special class or you are just plain stupid to think that you can spell perfect on your profile and not spell perfectly on comments and think people buy that shit you said

  • peeps yelin at mei. stop. xtian 69 stop yelin pleaze. yo maekin mei nerbis.

    god daie.

  • shut the fuck up you retard

  • xtian 00 u wan mei to com to yo houce an kik yo bud? i woauld bud youi jes a puke kid.

    i hap to bei prefuncent in kratei an jo jidseui. i straoung and tal as a hause.

    ahh neber min sary i git mad ad youi sary bud. i sary yo a retard puke. sary mumby.

    i saye agin. sary mumby tard puke shid hed.

    saye ello to tard mumby owner fer mei.luv and kizzes mumby boi. ahhh watch segal. hei funne. he doon parode. watch parode mumby. k?

  • stevenm segal rocs. god acter likes chinsew peepsw to. stil wundew how he git in this sho

  • its from mad tv u dumbasses hes will saso

  • Whats wrong with you dumb monkeys? Its called a parody. Go look it up you fucking morons.

  • u suck it's fake. facking