Kiwis vs Aussies 2: Revenge of the Zeal

[markgbullen]

I live with an Australian and Keitha would his ideal woman.

[JoelWTFJOEL]

Hahaha at the end, the fake woman voice sounds like modigliana from Ferals.

[oliviameicarden]

"they've been saying my friend here's Miss NZ" "I'm not!" "He's a MAN" Aussie:"Is this true?" "um yes im a man"

[Evaese]

actually comedy yehbuddy

[uberfeeser]

7 people are brown snakes...

[stuwieNZ]

Kiwis and Aussies are fucking awesome! :D

[martyaus2905]

New zealanders fuck sheep.

[gaving673]

@martyaus2905 not very nice mate, its just a few friendly jokes, we really love australians :D

[Evaese]

@martyaus2905 yeah then send them to aussie for them to eat, ha, what else you got bro?

[CharlieeGostliing]

"he's not a woman, he's a man" "is this true?" "urm yes im a man"

[RoseyOuttaControl]

bret's female australian accent sounds like Modigliana form The Ferrals.

[PsOnePerfection]

Kiwis say "kids", Aussies say "keeds" :)

[saspants541]

The thing is that the guy who is from the o.c. on this video is actually a kiwi

[jesterjlk]

it is layed on pretty thick. but gotta luv it. for the purposes of comedy yeah? haha.

[UpwardsFallings]

1:02

His wife "lift" him. lol

[retepnesnaj]

"Did you use protection?" "Yes, but only on my penis"

LOL

[kmecate11]

who's a man? am i a man? Yis technically i am a man..... (hahaha i love Jemaine)

[axxxmxxxxx]

4:30 "Quite the accent haven't you Kevina" - That's comedy gold, Nice one!

[sunonthewindow]

Got to go murder a brown snake....Oh My God

[Drunkkid69]

This makes fun of Australians so much, we are portrayed as rude and arrogant. Pretty funny.

[anelks39]

yeah reppin' Wollongong!

[bjammin187]

Flossy the Sheep!!!

hahahahaha - nice one.

[cjam496]

I choose option B

[Tupz24]

" i suppose when you squint your ears!" Hahaha!

[SuperEggsbenny]

wow. we seem so harsh in this video.

[YouCanSeeYourFace]

LMAO! "Keitha! do you mind not listening for a minute?"

[tykykable]

I'll have everyone know that Flossy the sheep only won Miss New Zealand '04, '05 and '07 (She was sick in '06). And she was very beautiful livestock.

[HorssingIT]

LOL LOOL DAT AUSSIE DUDE AN HIZ BOSS SHOULD ALWAYZ BE ON F.O.T.C

[ArttraTainment]

Fush and Chups

[estrelhas]

from woolloomooloo lol

[Vraadrik]

They're killing ya Murray. 

[cwskin69]

did u use protection?..,,yeah but only on my penis

[Rachulie]

i had a HORRIBLE time when i visited australia. (ended up staying with skinheads :P) and i love this show bc i have this pretend hate for all australia just like nz do haha

[robertsinxs69]

who doesn't like giving the kiwis stick, their so fuckin thickkkk

[Dolphin6912]

@robertsinxs69

you'd love giving aussies stick then!!!

[CheeseSandwichFan]

Im an Aussie and i love Kiwi's

This is hilllarious

[hori2dmax]

2 good just about spilt ma cuppa laughing o sam

[RemiFanNumber1]

as an aussie, i have never heard someone ever say "gotta murder a brown snake." i know what it means because it's obvious, but really that is bullshit slang.

[tangruiyi]

@RemiFanNumber1 this slang only makes it worse

[scheczudio]

@RemiFanNumber1 As an aussie, I'll be using this expression if I go to New Zealand, just for the lols

[bundidubois]

@RemiFanNumber1 'as an aussie' I have heard people say that, plenty of times, what point are you trying to prove?

[dBLINDb]

@bundidubois well if you took the time to read the rest of the comment, you would see the point being made is that no one uses that sort of term here.... YA DONE GOOFED YOU SPED!

[RemiFanNumber1]

@bundidubois well, if you took the time to read the rest of my comment, you would see that the point i'm trying to prove is that i live here and no one says it.... how can one not pick up on that...

[Balthic]

An evil version of the New Zealand accent is probably the best description of the Australian accent I've ever heard.

[nico180708]

hahhahahhahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahhahahahahahah

[Ceteral1]

I love how you can tell Aussies by g'day like you can tell Canadians by 'eh?

[reg074]

Kiwis and Aussies are fucking awesome, ANZAC spirit ftw!

[RonSlater888]

yeah I supose if you squint your ears

[wildwasser]

...gotta tongue like a badgers arsehole!

[TrueBlueAussie89]

AUS rep , aussie for life :P

[TrueBlueAussie89]

lol thats fucking funny

[GDZMusic]

In the first scene Darby should have replied, whats that I saw you drinking from that bottle before? Australias water supply for 08/09?

[gopaige]

AHAHA i love the random creeper in the background at 5:15!! :P

[gopaige]

AHAHAHA i love the random creeper in the background of 5:16!! :P

[berelulul]

I cant distinguish the difference between Kiwi's accent and Aussie's accent.

[kimerofbr]

@berelulul they are like "Where's the car" and we are like "Where's the car" I hope that helps...

[SarahW4023]

NZ rep , kiwi for life :P

[thuglifetime]

i have never laughed as hard as when brett leaves the message for jermaine

[williamanmary]

"evil version of our accent" gets me every time lol

[clibstahh]

fuck da aussies! haha there good ta rival with!

[Georgia4NZ]

"Kevina" <- lol!!!

PS NZ is amazing!!! (Australia is pretty cool too though) It is definitely a very friendly rivalry we have

<3

[Nneka1963]

I've never seen "Aussie and/or Kiwi"comedy before and I'm pmsl!!! Exactly!! Coming from London, England I still can't tell the difference between your accents! But this is funny stuff!!! :o)))

[SarahW4023]

@Nneka1963 lol really ? i guess you'd have to meet both the aussies and the Kiwis in person and listen to how they say certain words hahaha :)

[berrylicious10116]

"yeah you sound like her, If you squint your ears."

[Desitch]

I support to rugby teams. New Zealand and any1 playing Australia.

[2bhotmum]

im a halfcast maori/white nz-er by blood but ive lived in aussie since i was about six. so im a austrealander, best of both worlds. i have a mixed accent and i love it.

[lewchy82]

i'm maori/australian. What does that make me a kiwi or an aussie? I've also never been to nz

[StormCrusader]

@lewchy82 I don't know what to you call you then....

I am from Sydney.

But I have known about the NZ and the Australian rivalry for a long time.

[lewchy82]

@StormCrusader

i say fuck new zealand!

[sheenza911]

@lewchy82 whattt? i say fuck you. you may have maori in you but youve never been to nz, so youre definitly an aussie. so much rivalry, wheres the love? lol

[lewchy82]

@sheenza911

just joshin ya, I'm sure new zealand is awesome, Aussies and Kiwis should learn to get

along!

[mcoc017]

murray is so funny when he says oh my god!!

[Skillar88]

They aint Maoris

[stevie2weavie]

gotta murder a brown snake!!! Comical genius ha ha

[sxe005]

@11window... without the centuries of war and murder....

[coreyrules54]

I gotta murder a brown snake

[11window]

its like the rivalry between England and France

[MrPresidentVirg]

@11window actually its not...

[superlou1s]

"did you use protection?"

"Yes but only on my penis."



[segjulie]

Bahahaha! I love the broadway musical fighting....

They make Aussies look like ass holes and Kiwis look like idiots! hehe!

[XxThumblessGamerxX]

ah yes im a man

[tikipowa]

"oh jemaine that's terrible...."

lol i love how hes so totally committed to the lie...

[cwskin69]

Lmao! Did you use protection? yeah.......but only on my penis

[inhand07]

Kiwis are all good... plus they are a bit better at rugby than we are at the moment...

[alexlees]

Yeah, i suppose, if you squint youre ears

[MadHatter3Z3]

Ahh, love Flight of the Conchords. I love them and how awesomely they represent us kiwis to foreigners XD...

[stopbeingridiculous]

They've nailed us. Australian's are lame at paying out new zealand. All we have is the sheep thing. This is a million times cleverer than anything aussies have ever come up with. Much love new zealand brothers!

[ozzyguy67]

@stopbeingridiculous gtfo

[cemernater]

wow, at 1:46 its charles widmore

[XxForTheKillerIsMexX]

"Do Australians feel love" hahahah

[fobboi10]

got to murder a brown snake, hahahahahaha

[xevangelinex]

Sweetcocks.. ROFL

[Maximillion666]

My Gf is a Kiwi and you should hear her swear when the Kiwi's play the Aussies in rugby lol. Still i like here accent better ; )

[agentbuckwald86]

Charles Widmore is also the ambassador for Australia? AHHH! Just when I thought Lost was done fuckin with my mind

[shelbzcoop7]

@agentbuckwald86 he's actually a kiwi, used to be the milk man back in takapuna in the 70s lol. so taking the piss out of his own country

[Thejoshman7]

"I though flossy the sheep won miss New Zealand every year" haha thats guys a kiwi who said that

[okiedokies]

I've been out of NZ for a while, don't know if its been on there, but and Australian Shelia said I should look out for these...

Talk about laugh. Glad its two way "taking the urine". NZ and Aussies are mates.. esp when were overseas. We then just realise how lucky we are.

[imSNIFFLES]

"Most recently, they've been implying my friend here is Miss. New Zealand."

"I'm not..."

"Is that true?"

"Ah yes... I'm a man."

[Amunication]

bew zealands national animal is a flightless bird i think that makes perfect sense....

[OM3ALE]

aussies and kiwis are fucking 2 funny countrys! lol

[youratwitface]

@OM3ALE where are you from?

[OM3ALE]

@youratwitface im a kiwi

[prettyloose]

shes not from wollongong shes from woolloomooloo

[starswitch]

that's that prick from Coyote ugly, smart ass......

[MrMase12]

kiwi? austrialian uhh oh

[prettyX1]

marylin MONroe. hahaha xDD

[dstewart28]

what's the name o this show again? i forgotten I just remember the one dude is from Eagle vs Shark.

lol when I say met I mean he raped her.

[nichickmet]

@dstewart28 flight of the chonchords

[dstewart28]

@nichickmet Yeah that's it. thnx. I had forgotten it, because i had onl seen half of one episode, I kinda took it for granted, but I loved Eagle vs. shark it reminded me of a New Zealand Napolen Dynamite.

[jaraldinhoz]

nothing like a friendly rivalary. AUS and NZ have the best sense of humor in the world

[Dragonsway]

I love the kiwi aussie brotherhood. dare I say we should be under one republic flag

[barricader6]

@Dragonsway Damn republicans.I don't mind a united commonwealth state though.

[TheCarlosis]

im from nz and lve these guys, Go the kiwis

[cheesypasta]

"did you use protection?"

"yes but only on my penis" lol!

[Rokko8652]

She sounds sorta like Marilyn Monroe, if you squint your ears.

[BigKiwiLad]

@Rokko8652 how the fuck do you "squint your ears"?!

[BigKiwiLad]

@BigKiwiLad uhhh.... my bad, hadn't gotten to that part of the clip yet

[DickKnowsBest]

Murder... a brown.... snake???

[geetarlefty]

two great countries ,two completely different countries i think think it's great that this show can make fun of the apparent "rivalry" between Aus and Nz it just shows both countries have a great sense of humour and are willing to take a stab

[hunz81]

love this vid...typically aussie/kiwi humour and taking the piss out of each other....:)

[banana0dance]

still think aussies are bloody annoying! (no offence intended.)

[ballnito]

west side story

[MikroBadass]

wtf? lol! it makes absolutely no difference

that's not true that they keep saying Mate, lol but NZ do sound more South African

I like how Adam Garcia says Murray like "maori"

lol

[dankoz]

As a Canadian I never knew of a NZ and Aus rivalry. The back and forth shots at each other are classic!

[quiksilverrules14]

It would be funny if the a Canadian from the Canadian consulate came and made fun of Australia; Canada has much more resources and a stronger economy.

[dankoz]

Yeah. They should have it as some of the Commonwealth natioins (NZ, Aus, Can) making fun of each other!

[spel6]

Don't get the relevance of Canda? More resources and stronger economy? Not even right, Australia per capita is wealthier than Canda. And is 2nd in the world only to Norway in the HDI (human development index).

Canda's got more oil, but Australia is the largest coal producer in the world, and has 1/4 of the world's uranium reserves.

Love the paying out of Aussies hilarious! It's a bigger rivalry for kiwis than aussies though!

[quiksilverrules14]

Canada has larger economy and produces way more resources than Australia. Look it up.

[spel6]

I have seems like oyu haven't.

Of course Canada has got a bigger economy there's 12 million more people. Brazil's a bigger economy than Canada, but do you seriously think they're more wealthy? Hence why i quoted "per capita".

As for resources, either way both countries has it in bucketloads, Australia's got the most Uranium and coal. Where Canada has got a lot more is oil, otherwise it just depends on the resource. There's a reason why Australia's GDP per capita is stronger though.

[quiksilverrules14]

Well if you are wanting to describe everything relatively then qatar and the small country of Lichtenstein are "bigger" than even America.

[MrPwnstar007]

dude stfu.

[jgb191]

I guess kind of like the Canadians and Americans rivalry. We enjoy taking shots at each other, but deep down we love our neighbors to our north.

[timbuktoo2]

I bloody love it from both sides of taking the piss...if not your a bloody wanker!

Some of my best mates are kiwis - they cant help where they were born !!!!!

[missdexterity]

yeah only if you squint your ears

[LMFAO217]

Its just a bit of fun. Aussies take the mickey outta kiwis all the time.we're pretty even and its always in good spirit..

Did you use protection?

Only on my penis

HAHAHA!!!

[sazday5]

lmao at keitha, such a generalisation of aussies, and im an aussie n rekon this is funny as , i love flight of the conchords

[troyjhnson1]

christopatpo, calm down blue, just the ongoing piss take.

[SuziQ005]

christopato - take a chill pill. You take stuff way to personally.

[christopato]

I guess your right, this just seems like a cheap shot at Australia to me. Some things about Australians I find terrible, like our arrogance is sport, and small mindedness/racism etc. But when kiwis move to Aussie, most dont really respect the country at all. That is my only gripe. And personally, I think there is a tread of seriousness in this clip about how kiwis feel about Australians. To me, this clip is just not cricket.

[peacebuntou]

Chill-lax christopato, go for a dream walkabout. Maybe its time you aussies go on the world stage and take the mickey out of us for once. Its all jokes mate...sweet as bro

[dannyboi9891]

i know its easy to feel offended when someone talks about your entire country, but this is for a show originally aimed at american audiances. i think they where more or less introducing the rivalry to americans.

[KiwiNJ]

@christopato nah mate Aussies and Kiwis are like brothers, it's just a bit of friendly rivalry. Best thing about FOTC is they take the piss outta NZ just as much if not more, than they do Aussie. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself ;)

[maritree]

@KiwiNJ agreed 100% well fkn said ..thumbs up to u :)

[Angelface0219]

OMG are you serious? there is nothing personal in this, and you guys give just as good as you get, I love Australia beaut country and have some smashing Australian mates, but should we scope through some clips that Australia have done on NZ? taking the mickey and all that, maybe there is a thread of seriousness in those too....tell me is there? il let you decide?

[christopato]

Angelface - my point is, while I'm no angel myself :P, I'm not one of these aussie wankers who always has a sheep joke at the ready for when he detects a kiwi accent. In actuality, I quite like new zealanders, I should, I dated one for 5 yrs and I knew exactly how she felt about cliche kiwi jokes. So, basically, I just dont like cliche cheap shots from either side. And I know that most kiwi's hate the fact that NZ is overshadowed by Aust's sheer size and population etc. you disagree? peace

[Angelface0219]

"And I know that most kiwi's hate the fact that NZ is overshadowed by Aust's sheer size and population etc..............." whats with that yes I totally disagree with you there mate, totally wrong over a population of nearly 4 mill or so you know most of them and what they think? Like I said cheap shots go both ways, but it's in good fun...nothing more nothing less...peace out brother

[funkymofo]

Settle down, two great countries taking the p... out of each other. Good fun. (from an Aussie)

[christopato]

Also, the way they have represented us is a flagrant misinterpretation to suit their own opinions. The conchords have come down a couple of pegs for me after this. I've been a big fan, but this nation bashing is not right whoever is the victim. Think about it boys.

[christopato]

Shame on the Conchords for stooping so low as to attack and vilify Australians (stereotypically) to the U.S without Australia given a chance to defend. It's clear to me that many New Zealander's have isuues with Australians, yet that does not stop them flooding into Australia for the great weather, great beaches and landscapes, good exchange rate and quality of life. They then turn around to us, or in most cases, behind our backs, and say we suck!! It's disgusting!!

[aputhemonkey6]

@christopato calm the farm bro!!

[UrbanMetalSkater]

nz and aus 4 life we  r the two best in the world im frm nz bt aus owns 2

[PrinceAndJackie]

@UrbanMetalSkater I agreee, I'm a kiwi too. =)

Aus and NZ are both AWESOME !!

[oOLatinHeatOo]

i dont like aussies anymore

they seem so meean

[tacoslapperful]

Australians are very friendly.

[janet4125]

Did you use protection ?

yes but only on my penis

[SuperGravey]

Aussies and Kiwis take the piss out of each other. We are both fair game in the name calling and I have many Kiwi mates and they are champions.... even if they do find sheep attractive.

[omega4104]

"I suppose she does if ya squint your ears..."

[lauren0thatsme]

OMG! Her accent! I seriously thought she said "Keitha. But you can call me Keith" !!!! Kevina? For realz? lol

[SaminoesPizza]

@lauren0thatsme : her name is Keitha

[lauren0thatsme]

Knew it. Never again will I doubt my super hearing powers.

[tQmuzicz]

just pullig your tit mate?WTF

[MrsAizenSousuke]

"Did you listen to the answer phone message? I think there may be an answerphone message for you...on the answer phone" They are so cute. I love living in New Zealand

[alxcookie]

lol kevina hahaha i love murray.

[tazykat1]

Yeah I thought it was funny too seeing Alan dale playing an Aussie again!! very funny. Aussies and Kiwis should get a good laugh outta this one

[sleig]

@tazykat1 especially since he's a kiwi

[carlyb172]

P.S most aussies are already aware of the fact that were cunts :) we know ;P

[brozoiscool]

@carlyb172 damn straight lol nzers r awesome lol

[carlyb172]

its funny coz im pretty sure new zealanders think that us aussies find this offensive, we dont. its hilarious.'

if its not meant to be offensive, then new zealanders have a great sense of humour. this shit is funny :)

[tahliafied]

hah,, nah we find it funny

[GiniPig94]

It's not meant to be offensive. It's just making fun of the typical NZ- Aussie relationship! :) So funny! :)

[cezza57]

"Yeah, if you squint your ears"

..love it!!

[kiwii89]

haha classic.. alan dale is a kiwi

[hazza3]

Im might sound like a dick for this so my bad :).

Thats how aussies act in my old work area(me being an Nzer) but i always got em back :) use their twang against them.

[Brendanvio]

I love this shit. Great sense of humour

[i0hate0this0place]

"hes a man!"

"is that true?"

"ahh yes i am."

LMAO best part