Owen Benjamin - Driving with a Cell Phone

[mabbeman]

Mythbusters: people driving while on the phone ar as bad as low level drunk drivers!

[ProdSounds1]

@imasonfree The sad thing is that you definitely would. It's depressing really :/

[1misanthropist]

Talk about dumb motherfuckers. Yea, let's get behind a 2000 pound piece of metal, get up to speed, and NOT make it a priority b/c we have to have attention right now ! So why not make that phone your #1 priority? True assholes indeed.

[TheActiveAssault]

I wanna fucking do that. Drive and pretend to talk with a banana.

[zzscz]

He looks like beck, from the goodneighborsstuff

[Havedy]

this is a great joke. hahaha.

[antp1234]

i was eating chips the whole time and didnt hear n e thing what the hell are snack foods soo loud

[farzshmarz]

Wow he's really good!

[SelasiDee]

This guy's hilarious xD

[squeezeslemons]

lmao

[MirkotheGreat]

LMAO. This was good comedy.

[zachfresh]

he looks like dokata meyer

[best10190]

lmaoO!!! bonus arm with a banana hahha

[AmayaChosha]

I wish I had a bonus arm D:

[kaosgoblin]

I like this guy's approach.

[kaosgoblin]

I like this guy's approach.

[smyggandefisen]

I love this!

[kangal8]

Stop with the F**king beeps Laugh Factory this is a stand up comedy channell not ESPN

[SlipAllCityToy]

@kangal8

fuck your life, how do you make it through the day?

Laugh Factorys only intrest isn't making youtube videos, they run a website and they have sponsors, which is why they have to bleep things.

First world problems.

[kangal8]

@SlipAllCityToy Bleeping stand up comedy is like blurring out horror movies. Thats all I'm saying and sorry didn't know people actually enjoyed the bleeps

[SlipAllCityToy]

@kangal8

...

It's the sponsors, didn't I tell you?

The sponsors want things to be clean.

No one likes bleeps, but when that starts to become a problem to you, I would suggest getting a life.

[kangal8]

@SlipAllCityToy okay i understand that but your the one getting really protective with laugh factory like you work for em and telling me to get a life?

[SlipAllCityToy]

@kangal8

No I don't work for them, lol.

They're putting countless of comedians here for your entertainment and you bitch about the bleeping, which is a pretty bitch move if you ask me.

Nothing personal :3

[kangal8]

@SlipAllCityToy Nothing personal but i'm bitching about the bleeping your bitching about me bitching so really were both a bunch of bitches

[SlipAllCityToy]

@kangal8

HAHAHAHA

That's the most logical thing I have heard in 2012.

Happy new year dude!

We really are just a bunch of bitches.

[kangal8]

@SlipAllCityToy HAPPY NEW YEAR :D hope you have a bitchin' 2012.... From the heart!!!

[georgemfr]

hilarious! good arguments.. this guy should be a lawyer!LOL

[kingvipor]

This guy is hilarious. Like, I'm homeless now. Anyway, just wondering, how many of these stories comedians tell are actually true, and how many are real? This might seem like a stupid question to a lot of people, but I honestly wonder that.......

[chefawkes]

@kingvipor

your right. it is a stupid question. but we all have those. these stories aren't real.

[DevilMayLay]

do they give license to one-armed people?

[mwes24]

@DevilMayLay Yes. I know a one armed guy with a license.

[chefawkes]

this is chappelle's friend "Chip".

[ConnorRunsFree]

@chefawkes hahaha nice connection.

[PolishJoker]

@chefawkes O.M.G ... hell yeah! lmao.

[Victorsupersaiyan5]

@chefawkes LOL!!



[kalipate]

@chefawkes u serious?!!!

[kelly2charmin]

@chefawkes fucking awesome comment.

[89ItalianStallion]

@chefawkes HAHAHA totally!!

[FlipUpCoconutKing]

I looked at him and didn't expect much. This is easily one of the BEST Laugh Factory standups EVER!

[Knoar]

This guy is funny.

[temps105]

@Knoar no.

[GSCommander]

Damn! Those were some arguments. Can't wait to get pulled over.

[TheEvanClark]

Damn you laugh factory. You introduce me to some of my favorite comedians but then I end up spending hours searching for their website, twitter, facebook, podcasts they've been on or if they have their own podcast. Then I want to buy merch from all of them. I'm 17 and work at a McDonalds. I don't have enough money.

[lslewis]

Funny. Of course none of this would work if he were Black.

[PetMyDingo]

Do you have any Chris D'Elia?

[TheAbsolumER]

he reminds me of louis ck so much , which is very good.

[CrackThoseClaws]

Love his bright style.

[ladycamm]

Ha

[awesomeo46]

this guy is great, MORE!! :]

[Dotgotit]

Liked! PEACE

[Celticsman123]

"what if i had a banana in my hand then what"..."you mean a banana IN your bonus arm" LOL

[taekwonico]

I totally agree! But some cops don't take arguments nicelly xD

[wintershadows]

Bonus arm for the win.

[Radzell]

Nick swardson is shit therefore your argunent is invalid.

[JaffaaHD]

This guy's hilarious!

[mikebra21]

his style reminds me of nick swardson. great great stuff

[thero1122]

I'm using these!

[r3aLwEEdSm0k3r]

this is the type of comedian that actually makes you want to do this shit.

[izwald1]

"dying in a donkey kong related accident"

now that's how you wright a good joke

[GooshtGaming]

@izwald1 and that's how you spell 'write'

[izwald1]

@GooshtGaming lol! i was very sleepy when i rote that :)

[mannyb332211]

this guy's funny, the 7 ppl that disliked own iphones

[Uatemydoodle]

hahah this guys good

[SailorPerson]

I'd only hate it if I were driving and got pulled over while watching some other dipsh** drive right past me with a phone xD

[Bhavikh]

He kinda looks like Akshay Kumar

[marekiller8]

@Bhavikh Oh, you're blind then?

[Bhavikh]

@marekiller8 Lol Maybe just his smile

[marekiller8]

@Bhavikh Then I'd agree, but not much more than that. Lol.

[Zorayda85]

Yeah, I wanna hear that story...

[theciskokidd]

Cool story bro...

[HeWhoTellsTheTruth1]

Kind of a douche-- I freaking HATE people who drive with cell phones -_-

[luisdarkangel]

Really enjoyed this comedian. Great stuff!

[LunarDesk]

lol funny

[xe585]

lol potheads

[DEMY160]

THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUSE!

[calixa]

this was good

[theamputator99]

thank you for the HD!

[tonebone8]

@dewfish hahahaha definitely

[kaz287]

haha all good points

[CoconutOctopus]

I had no idea that "I'm sorry officer. I didn't know I couldn't do that." was true. Well played, Chappelle.

[plungeybabie]

@CoconutOctopus hahaha

[dewfish]

@CoconutOctopus this is what I thought of when I heard this. I was like "you can argue with a cop and not get beaten down, arrested, or killed?" must be nice.

[AnkelzSpams]

great great bit

[subucn1]

i've tried arguing with a cop before, and it was not funny.

[jlg329]

hey



[TheLaughFactory]

@jlg329 sup?

[KrustynailsVideo]

@TheLaughFactory you should have "Sandy Danto" do a show,, he's really funny, he was on Comedy Time :)

[gregorcollins]

TheLaughFactor just sent me to his "egg and sperm" video as well - f-ing brilliant. Highly recommend. Sort of reminds me of Adam Corrolla, or at least what he'd say.

[dustybeijing]

Is it legal or even physically possible to (safely) drive a normal car if you only have one arm?

Not *actually* a good argument, was it, Owen.

[Ultrakalifragilistic]

... (it was weed). No kidding?

[PlushPuddles]

lmaoo i love this guy :D

[laromycornelius]

HA!

[rexrox1337]

This guy is fucking awesome, I laughed so hard I accidently corn flakes!

[snottyxraygirl]

@rexrox1337 you " corn flakes"?? Huh?

[quellkoerper]

this was funny, not pain in the stomach funny but still really funny!

[smyggandefisen]

HE'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!! XD

[AdaDamon]

not funny AT ALL!

[blahblahblahman]

Pretty funny.

[oloera10708]

nice haha

[theciskokidd]

Brilliant! I think I could listen to this guy talk for at least an hour special! *wink *wink...

[JusBeaTboX]

lol, this is really good

[loladinn12]

One armed guys aren't allowed to drive D:

[ltz15]

haha hes great!

[ShynAwkward]

I wish I had a "bonus" arm....

[gregorcollins]

Wow, a great introduction to this guy - give us more :)

[TheLaughFactory]

@gregorcollins Don't miss his video "Sperm and Egg" on our channel.

[peppermintmmeringue]

Dude's really funny!

[MrLoveHerAss]

Pretty damn funny!

[goclbert]

Kevin sent me

[jwdesign336]

pretty funny!

[thenazgullord]

one armed people cant get driving licence except for specifically adapted vehicles

[theciskokidd]

@thenazgullord So! if you have a license, lose your arm, and still choose to drive what the comic is saying is that the cops cant pull you over for that. Im amazed that you watch a video on stand-up comedy and post arguments relative to what happens in reality, directly taking away the premise of what comedy is all about. You must believe everything you hear and read right? Wierdo...get a life!

[thenazgullord]

@theciskokidd i can too very easily produce jokes based on false facts and i am not the weirdo here. the weirdo is you who cant even remember what the laws that apply in your own country are about and no on hearing about them. so i will go get a life and you go get yourself some dick faggot

[theciskokidd]

@thenazgullord lol nice argument. intelligent, articulate, and very well thought out.

[thenazgullord]

@theciskokidd you dont like it? well you can go fuck your mom with an iron stick then

[theciskokidd]

@thenazgullord I love it! What else you got, im dieing over here!

[theciskokidd]

@thenazgullord You already lost the argument by losing your cool. Come on dude, thats rule #1 in debate. Dont you know...son!

[thenazgullord]

@theciskokidd blow me dumb cunt. i have no argument with you. as far as i am concerned you are worth less than a fart in a spacesuit. now go suck a dick and make your little self happy

[theciskokidd]

@thenazgullord Not bad but i really think you can do better!

[thenazgullord]

@theciskokidd so do i about your mommy

[thenazgullord]

@theciskokidd the only gay thing about a guitar is that it is frequently jammed up your daddy's faggoty asshole. i suppose this comedian either fucks you or your mommy and thats why you get so excited to support him so you go get a life and some cum on your face to freshen up you retarded cunt and go get yourself a nice little aggressive tumor and relieve the world from your parasitic presence and your waste-of-oxygen-existence you little queer

[theciskokidd]

@thenazgullord lol...you are awesome!!! Can we be friends???

[thenazgullord]

@theciskokidd only if you let me cum in your mothers mouth. what do you think? is 51 different sperm samples too much for her?

[theciskokidd]

@thenazgullord hahahaha....I bet you sit there in your sad little chair and think to yourself, "hmmm what should I say?, oh I know!. Ill say some vulgar pornographic shit and Ill be a GENIUS. Man I am so witty!"

Well Im glad you have confidence. At least you got that going for you. Its just a tad bit on the side of delusion, but your getting there. Keep it up!!!

[thenazgullord]

@theciskokidd "genius" do you really think i am trying to present my intelligence to u over here u little dumb-as-shit stinking cunt??? LoL i guess thats what u do all over the web all day.has anyone ever told you that the way you speak tells alot about you? like the fact that you must be a real faggot and if some one were to punch your face to a pulp (something that really should happen to you and i would gladly volunteer for the job) you would cry like a little bitch and run to your whore-mom?

[BeckLiveInNewYork]

@thenazgullord @theciskokidd Both of you SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! Comments are for comments not for arguments.

[thenazgullord]

@BeckLiveInNewYork shut your fucking mouth bitch go play nirvana

[ItstheWaveTV]

That was awesome

[poopikins]

more!

[Menelec]

this guy is on to something, yes

[feuchster]

funny, more more more

[TheeChrisOShow]

Dude is fuckin great

[FictileVillain]

This was hilarious!

[dewfish]

arguing with cops for the "fun" of it? that is definitely a white privilege thing.

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

@dewfish Yeah, cause every cop is racist. Just like every minority is a criminal.

[dewfish]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns i didn't say every cop is racist. i'm just stating a reality. whether you choose to believe it or not is irrelevant to me.

[Delontefukaz]

@PiefaceclownPrdctns Exactly. Thats the thought process of the average American.

[rbdzntsfrlk]

@dewfish Pfft I wish, this guy is full of shit..... xD

[mathisjasonk]

@dewfish yea, and its pretty damn fun, not gonna lie

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@dewfish "Exclusively"

[Gregd8888]

@dewfish Little do minorities know, it's illegal to arrest a white person. The only reason cops pull us over is to talk about white things that us white people are doing.

[dewfish]

@Gregd8888 seems that way sometimes, lol.

[Obviouslyced]

@dewfish lol you ruined it for me. i read your comment first ;D

[MatthewCJ3]

@dewfish that's a racist thing to say. I question and leave it, they treat nobody differently.

[dewfish]

@MatthewCJ3 no, it isn't. he was joking, i was joking. get over it.

[pyrex222]

@MatthewCJ3 That is a naive statement if you think they treat everybody the same. It's just not possible.

[dustybeijing]

@dewfish I think it's just a stupid thing

[DoDgErAmSrBeAsT94]

@dewfish yeah, got pulled over one time and cop asked me if i had an rpg in the back of my car, i debating asking him wtf is this call of duty, then i remembered that im black and id get hit with the damn baton

[glaxglax]

@DoDgErAmSrBeAsT94 wait, what!? damn. i've been taking this white privilege thing for granted. did you do anything to make him think you had an rpg or was he just racist? that seems like a ridiculous question to ask. would have been a great story if you'd said that but you're probably right it wouldn't have turned out too well

[DoDgErAmSrBeAsT94]

@glaxglax no i just got pulled over bc my license plate light was out and he was like so do i have to worry about anything in your car like machine gins or rpgs or drugs or anything, i was like no? just bc im a black teenager doesnt mean you need to screw with me. the cops from my hometown are all douchebags as you can see

[zachfresh]

@DoDgErAmSrBeAsT94 Every cop says shit like that as joke yerr not special because yerr black. Stop whining you bitch

[GashaOfficial]

first time I heard of this guy, but he is a really funny dude.

more of him please!

[hbsmexican]

where is he from?

[TheLaughFactory]

@hbsmexican New York

[JCeiver612]

wish u would get brian regan on here



[mnypwrrspkt]

bonus arm!

[bigmadman89]

yeah number 8!



[4isthecool1]

i LOVE this guy!xD

[0222022202]

lmfao

[MrJosh214]

준수

[Therkanova]

rofl

[ShookOnesTO]

funny.

[SharkaZz]

anusjuice

[aguguo]

3.



[ibeflinb4r]

poop

[Memblem]

amazing