WASH YOUR HANDS

[squeeblesinchworm]

I love Dance Gavin Dance:D

[AllTimeLowRocks99]

Dear God.You're sexy.Why aren't you in my bed?

[themiddleavacado]

love the random, "PENIS". oh Swifty. i love you. <3

[britchic42]

press 6 lol

[sorandomchick5000]

is he a emo?

[dgroyer]

@sorandomchick5000 no.

[411kimkim]

@sorandomchick5000 He's Matt.

[celanders99]

Lesson learned :D

[lizzieomee1616]

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! DANCEGAVINDANCE!!!!

[CRAZYCHIC1121]

"I DONT HAV 2 LICK MY FINGER!" lolz, funniest and cutest qote eva!!

[MultiZombies101]

whats his enrty song!?

[TheNinjaNanner]

What did we learn today? That I have the attention span of a gerbil? No. Don't piss on your hands.! bahaha XD

[izzehrose]

"Moollet"

[naterbugful]

You should play Flood Mercia - Muted Eyes, Deaf Voices ft Ryan Kirby at the beginin of one of your videos!!!

[bubbles2238]

OMG dance gavin dance <3

[BlurbsTheWord]

were those his sisters?

[doringeniko]

@BlurbsTheWord yes

[qtswimmer11]

1:15 whaat? haha

[MuthaFxinUndeadNinja]

That was so weird.

I rewound the video and then pressed play and the fuckin thing was in slow motion and soundless. Da fuck?

[xBreAkThisSiLenCEx]

I pissed myself when i heard dgd!

[breathlessskytaker]

kinda makes me wonder now how bfs ive had who didn't wash there hands ): hhmm pooh

[leoreoosh]

i love you 

[YourMomsLover14]

You're cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute <3

[xXxfallenxXx96]

"I'd like to inform you guys dick dick dick dick dick"

hahahaha love him<3

[xxemoboyzakxx]

Okay Ever Sence i Watched These I have never Hit my mom Or My Dad O_O

[DuhSparkleMuncher]

"Lick Your Finger" "EEEEWWWWW" "I D0nt Have Too Lickk My Fiingoooorr!"

[MCRfanatic112]

When he says ' Wutt??' sounds just like my best friend.

[DuhSparkleMuncher]

Those Little Kids In The Beggining... Oh Wow 8D

[mickeymouseluver123]

i want to warn u guys..dick dick dick dick dick

thats not wat i wanted to say

woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Meaghan151]

at my school i waited for my frnd in the bathroom and six girls left without washing their hands and two or three were cheerleaders, so yes they do act the same as men. they just dont have a penis....

[missLUVSgreenday]

You are a male version of me!!!!!!!!!!!! FANTASTIC XD

[ericalpollino]

dance gavin dance! hahahaha <3

[buggz2016]

i love your country acsent!! :) and i love you!

[GR33N13xD]

i've incidentally consumed both pizza and a banana within an hour...SWIFTY NEVER LIES...it sucked ass cuz of GI distress

[XxbunnysaysrawrxX]

1:27 I paused right there <3 <3 :D

[KidsNeverGoInLove]

im wearing a davce gavin dance shirt <3

[123569bebo]

0:28 pause it right there, gorgeous eyes!

[rsbullygta]

get a life you idiot cut your gay hair and grow your beard because you really look gay oh BTW the real swifty is "swiftyirl" he is the best :D no offence

[SmallThingsAreCutest]

@rsbullygta You mad bro?

[rsbullygta]

@SmallThingsAreCutest lol dude i hate ppl being gay why dont they get a sex change and end that :P

[SmallThingsAreCutest]

@rsbullygta hahaha XD that's really cute. i bet you get a lot of pussy don't you? oh wait... it's probably the complete opposite ;) no one likes intolerant homophobes.

[rsbullygta]

@SmallThingsAreCutest HEHEHEHE XD YH THAT's RIGHT BTW THIS GUY IS A GAAAAYYYY

[SmallThingsAreCutest]

@rsbullygta LOL wow you're such a troll

[rsbullygta]

@SmallThingsAreCutest lol im kidding man whats the big deal cant we have fun bro

[rsbullygta]

@SmallThingsAreCutest LMFAO , fuck you :)

[rsbullygta]

@SmallThingsAreCutest joking . lmao :D

[DeWyzeOne149]

Dance Gavin Dance! Dude, you listen to awesome music! Just saying. :D

[ImaBAMFBabyy]

ffff; we love you in texas.♥

heh, your adorable swifty.(:

[ZombieeEmilyyy]

Dance gavin dance!♥

[ParamoreGreendayMUSE]

i was in the cinema and the movie ended and we went to the bathroom and an old lady left the bathrooom without washing her hands XD

[NootyNought]

we learned somethin!

haha i'm sucha mofohebian... commenting on videos from 2008!

[killerkyla0809]

matt your adorable:) i love your country-ness:3

[megadeedee99]

tht girl looks like shilo

[IshANurd]

Yoou look like chris drew in the video small picture thingy you click on

[jackiezoe929]

:OOOOO my friend gavin has a dance gavin dance shirt! i never knew it was a band ._. i dont think gavin even knows its a band :\ maybe i should inform him

[morbius667]

Thumbs up for Dance Gavin Dance

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

I love this guy :)

[393catinthehat]

i can't eat pizza with bananas? thats the only fruit they serve with pizza at my school...

[brunobleachfan99999]

0:18 Is Shane Dawson his stunt double?

[iCannibalZombie]

Swifty:"Haha, you douchebag"

Dude: "If you dont get that damn camera outta here im gonna stick it up yer ass!"

Swifty:"Whaa?"

LMFAO! Best Part Of The Vid. lmaoo

Thumbs up if you agree!!! :}

[TheSparkleTwins93]

I played snake on Swifty's face. Dreams do come true:D

[barkingspider56]

psycho swifty at 2:01 :]

[bechie12]

good job yea its monday whats wrong with that?? EEVERYTHING!!!!

[insanemessick]

the beggining is cute and ur hair iz sexy

[Deathtothebeliever]

what is the song thats played for your intro for your vids? background music sounds awesome

[sexykimii09]

Dude are you on drugs?! :D Haha. You are so random your awesome. I've only seen like 3 or 4 videos of yours and already I can say.. I love you. :>

[00madbox00]

oh god, i laughed so loud when he said "there's just some guy peeing all over himself!"

[KarlaLOL]

I miss this swifty<333 he's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!

[1213yourmom]

"lick your FANGER!" :D

[JBpopprincess8564]

what the f is a mullet? i thought it was a fish .o.

[jown112]

@JBpopprincess8564 its a fucking old hairstyle which looks horrible!! just look at macyver ;)

[TheDellanator]

He's got a nice face

[MinahGrish]

BARF x3 I think I'm gonna pass on making out with my boyfriend right after he gets out of the bathroom, just in case O.O

[xXxnextteenidolxXx]

omfg i love you swifty ur the best "i would like to inform you dick dick dick dick dick" hahahaha love you always and forevea swifty

[omgkiki1997]

umm lol i went to one of ur links and i saw some videos o u with short hahaha u dont look good lol

[XxkilljoycityXx]

who r the little girls there awdorable?!

[SelenaRox2000]

My earphones came out when you said dick! O_o

[alaood100]

you look sad

[warriorcatsrul]

Lol... I have the attention span of a hamster, so don't feel to bad X3

[LiLgiR1ondeck]

ur funny

[KieranDelanoSaven]

Why did you steal my egg? I've been waiting for this all my life! I love you, Swifty. xD

[TheMO62]

alabama ftw



[theunwantedkiller]

omg i want to f*** u so bad right now

[dandarinha14]

You are HOT !

[MsLaTortura]

Dance Gavin Dance. <3

[imasuperstarish]

AWW!!! i gotta say those two lil girls in the beginnin were ADORIBLE!!!!!! lol such a random subject!!!

[a7xrockchick92]

Its crazy to go back and watch these older videos and then watch the newer ones... :D GAH we've grown so much! LOL :D Love ya swifty!

Its weird... I can remember when these were the new videos! <--- fan since FOREVER!

[OliviaxIsxAmazinqq]

the clips are scary like my family XD and your accent is super cute.js(:

yay for southern accents cause i have one tew :3

[DylAnzAlmostFamous]

I LOVE U UR SO SHMEXI UR HAIR IS AWESOME UR SOUTHERN AND US FREAKIN FUNNI!!!!! I WANNA MARRY U!!!! LIKE THIS COMMENT IF U AGREE WITH ME!!!!!!!

[G116778920]

0:53 ORGASM! xD

[kittykat12345654321]

do u hav cuts on ur arm???

[Kelzers12]

i know what date on the map it was LOL it was my birthday!!

[pati030897]

I LOVEE YOU YOUR SO RANDOM!!!!!!!! <3 <3 3 <3 

[67chevy7]

im jelous dude, haha

[sk8erchick903]

you're like the cutest white boy everrr.

[nanzo2000]

oh no no no he looks like jared leto

[fuelblade]

OH MY GOD ! DANCE GAVIN DANCE <3 saw them live ;D

[nichole3221]

okay i just freaking love you <3

[danirosebud]

In your older videos you're the spitting image of my boyfriend, i thought it was him on the thumbnail :3

[TheRedCoke]

This is embarssin to watccch

[SmitieAndAHalf808]

I love how you say wrong. You emphasize the G. Hehehe wronG, Swifty I love you and your accent. <3

[iluvdance1011]

omg is that ur sister at 1:40 cuz she looks like a girl swifty :D ily matt! <3

[MydniteDaun]

I totally told them that Matt invented TimesNewRoman :) DGD for the winn.

[daringlywild24]

your a freakin creep... listen at 1:40

[daringlywild24]

your a freakin creep

[armedwithturtles]

FUCKING RIGHT DANCE GAVIN DANCE.

[LemonadeLullabye]

<3 if you dont get that camera outta here im gunna shove it up your ass!

im a girl, we dont pee on our hands? lmao

[JesselaPotter]

I love that song you were singing LOL

[chenana429]

Y DO U SHAVE U LOOK AWESOME!!

[shadowMiSSROSE]

I LOVE DANCE GAVIN DANCE! but i also fuckin love your videos!

[funkymonkey2724]

hair and eyes!!

gorgeous!

[Helloilization]

The way you said 'peeing all over himself' was freakin hilarious

[donator6]

'I don't have to LICK my FINGER!'

[IAmSelfishMachine]

DANCE GAVIN DANCE!!!!!!!!!! <3

[TehyaViolet]

i dont need to lick my finger!

xD

ahhh

so cute

[alyoung2015]

Dance Gavin Dance is AMAZING!!!! (:

[StarburstLove28]

how old are you?

[MONKEYBALLZism]

add me ppls

[KendrasLover]

O my god ! im srry but chicks tht r like " ur hot blah blah blah" ect. sound really shallow, and even if he is he prob lives thousands of miles away from u so y do yall even put tht? its kinda stupid if ya ask me. and btw HE"S NOT GONNA DATE YOU!!!!

god really use common sense ppl plz and do wash ur hands!

[nikkiwood1]

@KendrasLover its just a compliment XD

a e

[LittleLooren]

"Rub the soap: over, under in between. now your hands are nice and clean:]" haha, i wrote that:] for your video! -loren

[AjaEmo]

you seem to be the only guy who washes his hands after using the bathroom :/ my dad doesn't and neither do any of his hilly billy friends.....

[ismellpoo83]

BEFORE and after going to the toilet COS.. you dont know whats on the door handle you touched to enter the bathroom, STD? Spoof? Traces of poopie? We just dont know

[Helloilization]

@ismellpoo83 Thats like saying wash your hands before touching any door handle, and also, and after you wash your hands, you have to touch the door handle again sooooooo that kinda doesnt work

[AllyWulf]

"I would like to inform you guys of dick, dick dick dick dick. :D"

I luvv you Swifty. :D

[harmonemonie]

so you enjoy watching men pee on themselves. that's pretty intense :) i like the way you said "whatt ?" when you were threatened to have a camera shoved up your ass :D

[RESHLISH]

MAAAAN THATS SO TRUE , you talk about men who piss and don't wash their hands, but seriously there is so many boys and girls who don't wash them no matter what they do over the toilet.

Do they find it hard to do ? To this hurt for them to do it ? Lol.. it's simple to just take a little 20 secs to be clean and be clean with any hands you will shake in the day

[chikichik12]

my dad never wahses his hands....its nasty..

[desi5594]

u get that damn camera outa here or im gunna stick it up ur ass!..what? made me roflmfao so bad!!!!

[HeatherFreakout0]

omfg this made me giggle!! you should email me :)

heatherisanguish@yahoo.com

[kjisthecoolest]

whats the name of the riff at the beginning and end of the vds?

[FadeXxX2Black]

yesh i do has teww likkk ma fingerr :D

[doomheart86]

i absolutely love your hair its so hott

[Crazybuttlazy]

I just eat some a banana and a pizza together and god damn it it was gr8

[greendayaremyheros]

That little girl is so cute :) lol

[Terza94]

"haha, you douchebag" the best part

[PIVproduction101]

DUDE you need to do a chat roulette video!! PLEASE!!! haha itd be epic

[lolly9011]

You look knackered in this video. N'aww poor Matt :) xx

[supvic]

foreal thats sick, wash your hands...

[rejectedchik89]

Hm that one girl who stole your egg kinda looks like this girl I know named Audi

[AudreyCupcake179]

omggg dance gavin dance<3

[faetrn]

Old dude was like, "If you don't get that damned camera out of here, I'm gonna stick it up yer ass!" lmao!!

[darrenshanluver]

@faetrn thts his dad....

[MrConfuseBoy]

i dont even liek washing my hands when ever i touch something that is dirty

[TheREALJudgeJUDY]

@MrConfuseBoy why do you stalk confuse

[MrConfuseBoy]

@TheREALJudgeJUDY i dont, i have no idea what your talking about.

[TheREALJudgeJUDY]

@MrConfuseBoy  yes u do know what i am talking about u stalk fergul and u make accts to copy him YES U DO KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

[TheREALJudgeJUDY]

@MrConfuseBoy in fact you dont even have your comments set up where ppl can reply on your page because u know you have done wrong leave fergul alone

[TheREALJudgeJUDY]

@MrConfuseBoy just stop stalking him its really creepy that u do that 

[MyTickleMonster]

Atleast use hand sanitizerr ... :/

[GoWGlitches4you]

If you dont get that camera out of here, i`m going to stick that camera up your ass! Whaaat?

[99shannondavis]

ur hot

[DeathYourSoCool]

Omg <3 I love you now! since You like Dance Gavin Dance!!

[mmags69]

i love dance gavin dance!!!!!!!!!!!

[daantjuhh96]

youre awsome n.n

[Zer0sk8er720]

holy shit your hair is awesome ! im jealous lmao no homo

[Guitargirl2842]

@Zer0sk8er720 wtf! No homo?!!!!! Seriously, that is my biggest pet peeve. Wat, did u get that off of meekakitty?

[Zer0sk8er720]

@Guitargirl2842 wtf is meekakitty? i was comlimenting his hair whats wrong with that?

[Ashchethem]

Dude, your accent is SEXY. Like, seriously. ;)

[cheddarhead14]

dont piss on ur hands piss on the other persons hands

[imEMOsorry]

lets have a youtube relationship :):) cuz i love YOU. i really do. :))) your perfect and you have a fan club and you make me smile and im sure youve noticed im that creeper that cmmts ALL your vids ( i stalk you)

[oXShanerocksXo]

"peniss....im going to stop recording"

LMAO

[ThatNiNiChick]

>w> <3 your accent, Swifty. :P

[pennsylcaligirl]

*"and I told you I invented times new roman."

Love that song. :)

[themarkijanelle1]

now imma totally eat some pizza and bananas lol

[Cr0wblackDream]

he's hawt his eyes & spoke about something I'm always bitchin about...

[lonestarbaby12]

Your videos depress me

[dontfallwow]

@lonestarbaby12 No, you just have a depressing life, Have a bad day.