10 Lamest Happy Meals Ever

[jnguyen0749]

McNugget Buddies FTW

[699backstab]

I have mc donalds toys still digesting in my stomach from the 70's

[TheGameroomBlitz]

Okay, the Star Trek toy was the lamest Happy Meal? You work for George Lucas, don't you?

The lamest one, without question, was McDonald's Transformers. Although some of those generic, unlicensed toys were pretty crummy as well.

[dramabugg8]

ET POSTERS?!?!?!? TOY BOATS?!? WHERE WERE THESE TOYS WHEN I WAS A KID?!

[TheOtakuMusician]

Is it me or did the McNugget Buddy at 1:24 look like Naruto?

[YourMomIsAPerra]

you typoed in the title. It's spelled best

[WyzGuy234]

the ships look too big to fit in the box.. just saying, you wouldnt be able to get any food in with them, but I dont mind, cause those ships do look awesome

[mrknittingbaby]

Uh... Those are the best happy meal toys ever. I love et!!

[guiltyypleasure]

Yo, they got ships. Frikkin' ships!

[notsocooldudes]

Um, those are really badass..

[bangbangberto]

Back then, we had imaginations lol

[andriod002]

This is why i eat at Burger King!

[LavaBaer]

these ships are huge O.o

[sickboy4012]

I still have all of the food changeables

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[1989Colm]

I kind of want those E.T poster's.But the other one's make me sick.

[1necochan]

I kind of want those E.T. posters...

[Disssister]

What the heck the ships? I thought the toy was supposed to fit in the bag.

[PharsaNets]

@RIPCompanioncube You are the best.

[JanusChristIsRisen]

Eat up, you stupid proles!

[RIPCompanionCube]

They came from...SEX!

They came in a...VAGINA!

They were...CHILDREN!!!

In the hands of your innocent wife/girlfriend, Children become, 4 YEAR OLDS!!

Ready to crush your dreams and aspirations into a fine powder!!\

*now inside any broken condom.*

[arancienne]

The toys back then were better than the shit they have now.

[MsAnnieTyler]

pssh once when i was a kid my mom took me and my brother to arby's and the "toys" in our kid's meals were fucking toothbrush covers!

[USMC4Jesus]

Are you kidding me?  I want that freaking Star Trek toy.

[thrashandburn1022]

you obviously haven't seen any recent happy meals.

and ps robocakes are the sh*t

[iBieleber3257]

I wan't alive when any of these were made O.O

[Ashenfly]

Every toy in this video, beats any cheap toy being made by mcdonolds these days.

[rob3223]

i remeber getting a ET poster

[OfficiallyMrStud]

the 10th one didn't seem so lame.

[mrambition4life]

laugh but that e.t poster is now worth $350.00

[ohevshalomel]

Hey, those were the kinds of toys in Happy Meals when I was a kid! I'm not sure what was so lame about most of them. I guess if you were born before 1985, your Happy Meals were lame.

[SpecOpsFilms]

All Mickey D's Toys are lame.

[pete9129]

Lol girl playing with boat: I't floats!!! no shit it's a boat -.-

[KironStrife]

I liked the McNugget buddies. :(

[h126the3rd]

E.T. was not a failure that much, Only the Atari Game has caused a big wreck (Video Game crash of 1983).

Just so everyone knows.

[IliketrainsX365]

how would a star trek toy be lame?

[whatsleftofhim]

@IliketrainsX365 that's what I was thinking! I WANT that toy!

[Pyro25100]

Whoops, I accidentally clicked this video thinking it was made by alltime10s

I'll just be off...actually, I'll just watch :P

[SorinMarkov1100]

I got one of those boats and guess what, it didn't float.

[animelove2021]

I still have my McNugget buddy....haters gonna hate

[justinin5]

I bet #1 gave the kids nightmares.

[EWillard44]

I liked the plants one.....

[SetoKaibaman]

What was wrong with the boats? Those were cool. Wish I'd had one of those as a kid. Now all they give you are little plastic figures that don't do jack shit. You're lucky if it even lights up.

[MrNintendoKyle]

I thought number one would be the Sonic one.

[geoguy91]

So they apparently want me to grow my own goddamn lettuce because they sure as hell don't put any on my burger.

[powerpunch180]

(Girl with boat) "It floats!!!"

How observant of you, dumbass... -_-

[melissa3289]

@powerpunch180 made me think of IT "WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE!" lol

[iwrestledateddyonce]

Gotta have me some Boats and Po Ta Toes :D

[Inuyashafangirl2back]

What are you talking about? The Star Trek prize looks awesome!

[GBfanatic15]

I REMEMBER THE MCNUGGET BUDDIES o.O

[11StarFox11]

More like unhappy meals

[cesarman1234]

sooo....you get a free toy at mcdonalds no purchase necessary with every 99 cent happy meal??? WHAT A DEAL!!!!

[lolabannana89]

number 9 looks like a double ended dildo

[xAyaLollikies]

I thought 3 was Naruto XD (no I'm not a narutard)

[intothemorning]

I had the boat from #4 and had a lot of fun with it. Because it was back before the technology of video games & internet & all of the stuff kids play with now instead of using their imaginations.

[SirGarforth]

I still have my food changable from when I was a kid. It's a sandwich with a face that turns into a sandwich with a face and biceps.

[AchievementOverload]

Best mcdonalds happy meal toys I remember- pokemon ones (90's, not today) and the Dragon ball z toys

[EpsilonRanger]

Damn, I want one of those E.T. posters or a Star Trek prize right now. 

[KingCrimson776]

Capitalism at its finest

[JPAnnunziato]

Okay first off, the McNugget Buddies, Food Changeables, Boats, Cabbage Patch dolls and E.T posters were NOT lame- maybe the commercials. What WAS lame? The Poppoids was BEYOND stupid. You should've included the MAC THE KNIFE toys- VERY lame.

[maxdrive007]

What are you talking about the food changeables were one of the best toys to come out int he happy meals.

[penniesfromheavon]

i totally remember collecting the ship shapes! and btw ET posters are cool!

[red0death1]

is it werd that i want the ET poster?

[katiepilon]

not gonna lie, those seeds looked fun

[Averysavoy04]

@katiepilon i want a tiny greenhouse

[9MAXOZ6]

et must be first

[HyperSoraSky]

lol in toy story 3 short therre was a tansformerr steak lmao didnt kno itvwas real

[TheTransporant]

Robo-Cakes!

[FoxyMamaRox]

LOL I remember those crappy Fitness Fun and Garden Toys. I tossed them over into my neighbor's yard. XD I actually liked the Food Changeables because my uncle had the entire set and they were like generic Transformers. I was also crazy about the mini cabbage patch dolls and the Barbies from the early 90s. Same for the McNugget Buddies.

[dirratt]

What was the prize?..LOL

[BarbieBoy1997]

WHAT??? I WANT THE STAR TREK Prize!!!

[Dopestarslove]

Implying I didnt enjoy collecting all those damn Cabbage Patch Kids.

[uncman97]

#1 should be a chik-fil-a kids toys. LOOK MOM I GOT A BOOK!!

[CrazyAtheistHeathen]

Klingonese? seriously?

[VermilionSteed]

My Little Ponies beat all of these.

[crayon13c]

HOT CAKES BECOME... ROBOCAKE

[DirtyChickenn]

I asked but they didnt give me my prize I WANT MY FUCKING PRIZE

[DZOZMAN222]

@FatCowSaysMeow I dont mind :)

[2Lazy4aRealName]

@FatCowSaysMeow It won't be painful; my asshole is tight, but not that tight.

[FatCowSaysMeow]

Penis.

[WingedRocker72]

Have you not seen the shit they give out today?!?!

[perryp25]

Bruh, #2 had to be the saddest one...lol.

[dman7714]

i loved those transformer thimgs when i was a kid

[mydistrust]

At least those toys were original. Nowadays all you get are advertisements for more corporate B.S.

[Lark88]

Lame? i remember #7 and it was awesome.

[adamjohnwest]

Haha, totally remember the McNugget buddies now.

[drrockso704]

robo cakes lame ? yeah right that thing looked awesome i would give my left nut to see a hot cake change like that

[ProJanitor]

i've never seen a white person working at that place

[SilentPhill]

@ProJanitor Only ones I've seen were managers.

[temps105]

@ProJanitor racist.

[ProJanitor]

@temps105 call the NAACP bitch

[temps105]

@ProJanitor I will trick hoe.

[ProJanitor]

@temps105 ok, penis breath

[happothevampire]

Why were the players and the trainer black on number 8?

[theterminater123FTW]

i once got a ronald mcdonald hand puppet!

[LastStand94]

I wasn't even alive when this happen lol

[scottleeper]

They CAME in a happy meal!!

[horror969]

see? that's why i go to mcdowells...

[the747videoer]

10, 9, 4, and 3 don't seem so lame

[rmiller415]

I remember the transformer food thing they did, that was my favorite toy for a long time.

[BlueHeartXXX]

wait, toy boats? that ones actually cool >.> way bigger than the toys you get today

[Slait0123]

Liquid gen movies are epic xD

[McDADDyK]

How the fuck is that boat gonna fit in my box?

[mechanoid2k]

@McDADDyK haha back in the day sometimes they just gave you the toy.

anyone remember the plates for disney's hercules?

[MarcusLKF001]

@McDADDyK Magic... Snort Snort

[sarnic100]

@McDADDyK The boat was the box!

[mmexcellent]

#5 blow your nose!!!

[cory1337]

I miss my McNugget buddies! *cries*

[Ididnthaveagame]

These are the most awesome happy meals ever!!!

[AceHainley]

How are these bad? These are flippin awesome!

[grecomic]

I remember getting popoids! They weren't all that lame. They were kind of fun and the popping sounds could irritate your parents if you played with them long enough!!

[xxwuvzhorsesxx38]

oh my gosh number 4 was huge compared to what we get today!!!!

[Maxxten]

Those boats are awesome.

[Densaku]

No1.... You must have a Klingon stomach to digest Ms Do's junk... Indeed....^^

[ILOVEBITCHES789]

its funny cuz there all old

[61442]

i want a star trek prize... =(

[paalbananas]

gimme an Iphone

[daniyellowjello]

these are great

[thenewerlogin]

McNugget Buddies!!!!!!!!

[pedropolin]

i wanna a popoid

[Gunhaver64]

i want a mcnugget buddy

[Thenuttyboy24]

Boats and Hoes!

[Darwin46317]

10-7 I was like WHAT THE HECK???

[kimmynute]

I LOVED the Cabbage Patch dolls, actually. :)



[rawrgasm64]

How are the ET posters bad? OMG AND MCNUGGET BUDDIES WERE THE BEST.

[SpReAdThEpEaCePpLz]

omg they gave those big boats???

[Drummerboiz19]

I actually remember getting a Mcnugget Buddy haha

[fuzzybunny2300]

fuck those trekies!!!

[brizkol]

IT FLOATS!

[oochowder]

oh i remember having all the mcnugget buddies when i was little they were the shit

[HopeAndrus1]

robocakes!

[GoonOnFire]

I miss this.

[ripppking]

the irony in this title is amazing

[dolphinsrockful]

I wish Mac still gave out toys like this

[TheNoobKing86]

I"m gunna grow a burger tree yay!

[jacobsanchez24]

@#10- wonder if you could sprout weed in there? hahaha

[derben16]

How do you fit a boat in that tiny box?

[Caldnar]

They came from... McDonald's!

They came in a... Happy meal!

They stole the logo from... Indiana Jones!

[superdoodle94]

way better than the junkie get now i wish i was in that time and they're not the lamest happy meals so change the title dude cause its not true

[therocker33dc]

@superdoodle94 yes they are

[popeplummer]

ROBO-CAKES! :O

[fableboy10]

McNugget buddies were the SHIT

[ZanaBonanza]

@fableboy10

Inorite?

[CarlosPringle]

omg... I remember 10. that one really sucked, but I loved my Mcdonalds.

[yoshi20012003]

O_O wow that is a big boat that they were giving away...I would gladly take that over the crap they give now

[KaiPendragon]

the star trek one was alright, so was the plant one!

[FrostCCCP]

i find this hard to masturbate to.

[OmgItsajayXD]

I feel like todays lame toys robbed me of the much better childhood I could have had with those toys. I mean a boat? My dolls could have been on a boat!

[revstevodevo]

the food transformers still haunt my memories

[Defengar]

who wouldn`t want a fucking boat in their happy meal?!?!

[MadameAsuka]

All those toys are better than most of the newer toys you find today in happy meals and cereal boxes. To be honest I want the toys from the plant set.

[Taiils6000]

ok the plant thing was pretty cool ^^ some of the stuff you get now is pretty lame o3o

[Sparkytrooper]

i got a happy meal today and i got play doh what the fuck

[TheDude44464]

You shut your mouth talking bad about the McNugget Buddies like that.

[rang3r34]

I liked popoids!

[SouthParkISClass]

the e-t posters where cool haha

[Sjalinator]

Wow, I want the happy meal with the boat. I mean the kid is right! IT DOES FLOAT!

[firepaw1999]

#5 Nasaly Girl:Now you can get a cabagepatch kid and share some girl talk...

[firepaw1999]

today:COME TO McDonalds AND GET FAT AND GET A FREE MADE IN CHINA LEAD PAINTED TINY PIECE OF CRAP PONY OR SOMETHING!

[RaDiATiOnKJ]

Today: Come to McDonald's and in any happy meal we will add a 2' inch tall plastic pony that smells like fucking strawberrys.

[y2jasmine]

lol I kinda like the McNugget Buddies...lol

[ilovehalo8724]

well...they seem better than the ones Mcdonald's serves now

[ButtonsAndPillows]

Klingonese??! Oh. My. God...

[MrSuperken1]

Hotcakes become.....ROBOCAKES!!!!!

[LittleVillage24]

How is Michael Jordan lame? I want one of those boats!!

[dictionarytables]

Girl on #5 had a stuffy nose.

[rcartertoe]

These actually all seem pretty awesome. You fail. And one of your annoying cartoon characters was from Tale Spin, one of the coolest cartoons ever. Your opinions are disappointing.

[RadmicKalico]

my fav from when i was a kid was when they game out generic acceleracers hot wheels.

[diggenFORpennys]

All this stuff is better than the shit you get today

[LilSistagurl4Life]

@diggenFORpennys I agree!

[nmairsoft21]

@diggenFORpennys i know right at least they were thinking outside the box back then...

[hrn001]

dude i want a greenhouse

[SENIORCHEEKO]

the mcnuggets actually looked kinda fun

[NateCarlson98]

My grandparents actually had a McNugget buddy collection that I played with as a kid...fml

[oatmealninja123]

i want a mcnugget buddy so badly lol

[necrokratia]

dude the foodchangables were awesome.

[xAgeOfAquarius]

I dont know what the fuck you're talking about i would love a Star Trek toy! AND THEY HAVE WARF!!!!

[Mariorulez14]

I would trade that McNugget Buddy at 1:29 4 Refined for that Shako.

[apfelstrudlOfOA]

I WANT IT! I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT OMG I SOOO WANT IT!! MOM, BUT ME 500 HAPPY MEALS!! I WANT EVERYTHING!!!

I HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF WATCHING PLANTS GROW IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!

[BassKilla47]

I want a fucking boat!