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  • Not only is this funny, it's true. If you want to believe otherwise, go ahead. I'm not going to tell you what to believe, your belief in false things won't make them real, nor will it make the truth less real. So believe what you want, but keep in mind you can be wrong, and that you should examine things from a rational perspective before dedicating yourself to an idea.

  • The Crystals she was using is 100% correct. We give off that vibration that crystals give off, in which in return, help our crown chakra, also known as the "third eye" that lies atop our head. There are many chakras or "energies" that our body has, but we need them to be turned on, since our bodies forgot how to use them over time. Her subconscious mind was awakened, which is why she can do these all things. It's amazing how young these kids are with that ability. It's fascinating actually.

  • They could have given her the name Freddie just to make the show look credible. It's all lies.

  • Retarded. 

  • @shittyfagg Beast username bro.

  • @MrGinganinja91 nobody can tell until the Wave-function collapses :P

  • Cute kids. The ones with Gladstone I mean.

  • Americans are becoming psychotic. Time to get off the meds. Too many kids are being prescribed Anti-depressants and ADHD disorder medicines.

  • @elaine02270 this is not a new phenomenon. If you go look up "Soothing Syrups" you will see that society is a lot more conscientious in it's use of medicine than it used to be back in the "good old days" before we prescribed kids anti-depressants and ADHD medicine.

  • LOLL

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  • people need to suck it up and quit bitching. this is for entertainment purposes only. if you dont like it suck a couple pimple covered dicks but he's just using a humerous stand point. reguardless of whether he beleives in psychics or not, and i dont think this video is a clear depiction of his opinion. hes mocking the show, not the kids. so realy. cracked is hilarious. suck a couple pimple covered dicks

  • It would've been funny if Johnny had an eyepatch this time.

  • i will never buy lipton ice tea

  • lol. it beeped the first time and i dropped my apple

  • he is so mean to hit a kid and cheat on his mom what the heck was that about?

  • @Heartzpurple i agree, nothing but a bully, for a grown "man" to pick on small children is simply pathetic, he could go after the hosts, he could go after the parents, but no, he's talking about children, it's one of the saddest displays i've ever seen.

  • this guy needs his ass kicked simply for the fact that he wants to walk around with the i'm better then everybody else attitude, may as well call him glen beck, he's picking on small children, i doubt this fuck even reads these comments himself but what the hell is wrong with you, you think you have no faults? how about we put you under a microscope and pick on your life. go to hell.

  • Exploited kids :-/

  • yeah well, atleast this chip guy has his own tv show and not making cheesy little videos on youtube like the YANK you are.

    I mean come on, even the kids are doing better than you :L

  • those aren't actually your neighbor's kids, are they?

  • Seems like the host is calling Bullshit.....but what he's doing isn't Buahahahahah  he Sooo Desperatly wants 2 be discovered

  • 4:18 - lmfao

  • Phychic Kidding me

    lol

  • I was levitated when I was 16 years old at my private school.

    I opened my eyes and I was so much closer to the ceiling.

    THen I thought to myself....wait a minute that means i'm floating!

    THen next thought was the other kids are playing a prank and lifted my bed. then I stopped thinking then BAM! I fell to te bed and opened my eye again and things were back to normal

  • @inachu

    Astral Projection. Look it up.

  • mr coffee is full of shit. the more he believes these little liars, the more he believes his own bullshit.

  • why do people have to invent stupid ideals that make them feel worthwhile? why do we think we must complicate life to make it worthwhile?

  • whys he such a douche bag..?

  • Bad host, bad lines, ... the few documentary clips about the super psychic children was interesting.

  • I see people..

  • Chip Coffee needs to get a psychic reading by one of these gifted lil' tykes. Maybe, being children – yet as sensitive as he himself appears to be, they can gently break it to him that his scarf fixation is effecting the future of this show! I see ratings slipping… slipping… and it is all pointing to (gulp) the shows demise. The scarves are annoying us more and more –they are so freaking annoying – before it's too late, Chip – Chip, for the sake of the children – lose the scarves!

  • this guy needs to find something else to do in my opinion.

  • i culda sworn the girl at 2:53 - 54 shirt said i heart poltry lmao!

    yes i know poltry is spelled poultry so chill haha

  • it makes me wonder why everbody dunt believe in the unexplanable when back in the day they behead witch doctors for practicing black magic.. if it was not real then what the hell are u afriad off,,, hehehe pussy tv trying to make people ignorant....

  • @faizalnoor i agree. Now a days its just people contradicting themselfs and each other to make them believe it is not real when in reality or of course in my perspective its abundantly true facts proven by psychiatrics from the top records of medical fields.

  • @kirschlauren Psychic abilities are a load of horseshit. Get some medication.

  • @kirschlauren So you claim you're psychic but you're not mental. Interesting contradiction in terms.

  • @kirschlauren It's psychic because it produces BS, right? That's not psychic, that's a mutation. You should see a doctor.

  • This guy is a stupid fuck

  • This is sooo funny . . . . Chip is the biggest fraud on tv

  • no, u and 10 other ppl do, but fuck no

  • This kids are pwning her parents.

  • LMFAO

  • This poor children are being exploited. Jackass TV companies.

  • u r f'd up, seriously u know jack squat bout being psychic obviously, f u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dumb f

  • The amazing part is... all the kids are computer generated, by Martians, and to top it off... their images were coupled to the future, from another dimension. Otherwise, it'd be boring.

  • 'do you notice any sort of injury?' XD lol poor kid XD

  • "Johny Have you ever Looked at a healing rock up close?"

    !!!BASH!!!

    "OW MY EYE"

    "How about now Molly?"

    HILLARIOUS

  • Fuck you, obviously you have never seen or heard ghosts before so you pick on what you cant understand.

  • @Ablossey a witch? A witch! Burn the witch!

  • @imTKA bite me..

  • @Ablossey I wont, what if you have a disease?

  • @imTKA Well if i do it would be from me fucking your mom bitch.

  • @Ablossey Ahahahahahahahahaha :D Did my comment really make you steam up? Really? Ooooh I believe in witches, I believe in magic, I have a book of spells! You're actually trying to argue on YOUTUBE about a NON-EXISTENT matter? Ablossey - don't waste your time. You proved your idiocy by replying to a "gag" with "fucking your mom bitch" which is honestly funnier than anything I've read so far. If you wan't to argue about religion and "magic" message me, because this conversation is ridiculous.

  • Whats the name of the theme song?

  • i see white people

  • @csynn Kill them with fire!

  • The paranormal: A perfect topic for philosophical arguments and wisecracks.

    Political: A perfect topic for pseudo intellectual arguments and wisecracks.

  • What about the psychic kid who came on the show after helping police find a body of a missing person in a lake that was all over in the news? Any explanation, other than you think the kid killed the guy?

  • bull crap.... these r just a bunch of kids with skitzophrinea ( i have no idea how to spell it) or some other disorder

  • I also found someone named Freddie, who lived within 60 miles of the house, sometime within the last 140 years.

  • @CarryLarry - Hey! I've been looking for that guy!

  • what an asshole, you're not even funny... just an idiot

  • @subidaalpony did the ghost tell you to say that? don't listen to Mr. Crowely!

  • cum only when im sleeping LOL

  • you are sick! go away you no nothing but hate!, guess where your going lol

  • Sooo creepy. I saw his injury too. I must be psychotic...er...psychic too. Weird....

  • go ahead make fun of everything you have not experienced and, while you're at it, exploit young children by putting them in your video with innuendo like their mother is screwing around. When you put children in the script to make sexual jokes about their parents, I'm sure Chip Coffee would seriously agree you've reached the bottom of the barrel.

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  • Freaky or unbelievable to some, but I am a clairvoyant. Empathic and sensitive to energies. I don't tell people either. I wonder why. If you are a skeptic, shut it. You have no clue. If you don't know or feel something is bullshit, shut it. You have no clue how real clairvoyancy is.

  • @HotRedStilettos

    Last I checked energy is a measurement of potential of a force to do work. You know, like electricity, heat or light. I'm also sensitive to those things; electric fences hurt like a sunnovabitch.

    Anyway, your claim has implications for everything we know about death of the mind. Yeah, asking for some evidence would be too much. The world should just accept that you have superpowers based on your word alone. Because you are the arbiter of objective reality. Fuck science, right?

  • @smaakjeks actually yes. fuck science. i was a skeptic just like you once. shut it. you know nothing. i have no use forclosed minded people like you. don't bother replying. i already blocked you!

  • 1) The people who have a problem with science are usually those who have a belief that contradicts it. They never seem bothered about using the FRUITS of science, though (like a computer).

    2) I sincerely doubt you were a skeptic like I am. You show no more knowledge about science or fallacies than any other woo loon out there.

    3) I'M the closedminded one for not accepting your word straight away despite what science has determined, yet YOU block ME. Uhh, yah.

    Pathetic.

  • That's not a ghost, not phychic. she's sick. it's delusion and illusion

  • I actually saw the 'psychic kids' episode with 'Freddie' the ghost, and what you failed to say and edited out was that that little girls knew 'freddie's' last name, his mothers name and one of their'house maids' names. She even knew the date on which he died. I'm not saying it's all real, but you should edited things just to fit your points....

  • 1) we don't know if they had information to go on.

    2) the show is also edited, and we don't know how many predictions she guessed.

    3) no evidence has ever been presented in the history of humankind that the dead can talk or that people can hear them.

    4) kids want attention. If adults around them encourage them to use their imagination to invent bullshit, they'll do it in a heartbeat.

  • Man I love your stuff.

    And yeah... even if there were kids with special powers I think the idea of putting them on TV like some creepy cheesy reality show is a bit overdone and most often hammed up or faked for ratings.

  • You forgot to show how all the kids have been validated. Your only showing parts of things and twisting things around so that it looks fake. Im a medium, I work for the police department in finding missing people alive and dead. I have never been wrong. So unless you know for sure, i guess you dont know anything. Its not for everyone. Even if you experience it for yourself, you would never see it truly. There is a science to it too.

  • Lol seriously? And I always thought I would never find a perfect proof for the fact that police men are stupid :D

    Anyway, there is no proof of "I see it, you know." Prove to me that there are ghosts, and while you are at it prove that god exists, too. Wait, what did you say? God can't be proved, he has to be believed in? Oh, nevermind :D

  • Police men??

  • Then how come i have never been wrong? I never said anything about god, i dont really even believe in god. When you do find out, you will be to scared. But its ok. Skeptics are. Im skeptic, you have to be, untill it is prooven. Your only 16, you have your whole life to have a possible experience. And dont put words in my mouth. I never said anything about god.

  • Can you say which cases have you helped solve, and can you provide some policemen willing to vouch for your assistance being useful?

    Thought not.

  • Do you really not know the way that works? Information about cases is to be confidential. Your just afraid.

  • Bullshit. Evidence in a closed police case is public record.

    So far no police department has ever announced that psychics have provided them with evidence or leads to closing a case. In fact, many police officers and detectives publically announce what a hindrance to real work self proclaimed psychics are. Why? Because every tip from civilians MUST be checked, by law. As a consequence countless hours have been wasted following psychics on their wild goose chases.

    I'm afraid? Of what? Ghosts?

  • And yes police do anounce when they have been helped by a psychic, it happens all the time. Look it up.

  • Then you should be able to come up with plenty of examples.

  • I don't have as much of a problem with kids that are teens and certainly not kids being teased. But the little kids, I always notice that the parents have to drag their stories out of them. I would love to know how much the family gets for being on this show. They get the weekend at the hotel, but what else do the get? bet it is more than a thank you very much.

  • What a stupid show!!!!! Does anyone have the bits that they showed of the kids, but longer? I want to hear more about Freddie!

  • why dont u just use your psychic powers to kill him?

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  • @SmexyfulPandaBear

    you also write insightful comments on youtube

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  • Truth isn't subjective. There is no my truth vs your truth. There is only reality. And here's the kicker: in reality there are no psychics or witches or ghosts. Only a bunch of mental masturbators who got lost somewhere at the age when pretending to be Superman or Wonderwoman usually stops suspending disbelief. Today they find themselves meeting in forums, selling and collecting crystals or herbs, and mutually avoiding to call out on each other's bullshit stories. They also suck at statistics.

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  • Uh well, I already AM at a university. Your spelling is far worse than mine, by the way. Not that it matters to our discussion, but seeing as how you brought it up and all...

    And no, there is NO evidence for psychics or ghosts or any other supernatural hokum. Everything we know about the brain supports the idea that we die when the brain dies. No psychic has ever been tested under controlled studies and come up with results better than chance. Never. Not once. Strange, no?

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  • Hey, you're the one who brought up spelling. Obviously it's more important to you than to me. I write as correctly as I can or feel motivated to double-check. I'm sorry if that threatens your ego.

    Anyway sure, the CIA tried using psychics in the 70's. It was a fiasko, because the psychics failed. Since then, the govt. has not employed or tested psychics to my knowledge. And, the police have never solved a case thanks to psychics. Not one case, ever. If you think they have, name a few cases.

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  • Sure thing, kid. You just keep on playing that tune. Get back to me when you can actually provide cases where psychics have helped police. Your mere assertion that they exist is oddly insufficient for me to be convinced.

    Your personal anecdote is not convincing, either. It's a common occurence caused by a multitude of reasons.

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  • You wrongfully assume that I lack belief merely because I haven't experienced what you have. I know how people can deceive themselves, and I know that no study has ever shown that psychics have supernatural powers. Again, feel free to name a few, if you think they exist. It sure would show me.

    NO, we don't just use 10% of our brain. We use ALL of it. Just not all of it at the same time. And, self proclaimed psychics don't use more of their brains than the rest of us. Whoever told you that lied.

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  • Ooops, I guess the panda's comments went extinct. Another butthurt "psychic" tucks tail and runs at the most basic scrutiny of their assertions. What a surprise...

  • @smaakjeks Truth is either

    a) what works

    b) what fits in with what we already know

    c) What everyone commonly accepts

    Reality itself is unstable, and language too ambiguous.

    Just throwin' it out there, agreed with everything else you said :)

  • I go by the scientific methodology. I don't claim to know the truth about anything. I just weigh up evidence against different models and hypotheses. Of course, at some point I'll be pretty sure science is getting very close to the truth. Like with evolution or thermodynamics. Those are pretty darn certain. Ghosts and psychics? Pretty darn certain it's nonsense.

  • Can someone please tell me what the intro song is?

  • YOURS A DUMPASS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Just kids being kids and adults being kids.

  • First Dog The Bounty Hunter and now Psychic Kids.... A&E's programming quality has really hit rock bottom.

  • What's the title of the song...?

  • Does anyone else find Gladstone strangely attractive?

  • @sheepythatfellinlove Who Doesn't ;)

  • my friend the ghost dat never lies said whoever i point at or something i piont at is a lier "hey dont point at me u jackass"

  • @rasmahk1990 HAHAHAHA FAMILY GUY :p

  • Your point is that no one is psychic it is always a hoax. Thank you for your opinion.

  • he makes a lot of good points

  • i love cracked!

  • YOUR A PRICK

  • And YOU'RE a dumbass.

  • Very funny vid.

  • ure funny dude!!!

  • My friend the ghost that never lies said that this show was a fraud. No one but me can see him so he can't tell you himself.

  • oh u got that from family guy!! lol

  • @TheBaronGuy - Well, my ghost told me that your ghost is a liar.

  • @TheBaronGuy by any chance is he named !billy

  • Dave00dance is right my little sis tells me about seeing shadowy figures all over the playground at school that she can get help from like her guide they may put a voice in her head use the wind ect. you get the point

  • that's very cool pilapuma, sounds like you little sis is aware of the spiritual world.

  • what about belief in the paranormal is credible?

  • connectedness

  • smh...

  • hey johnny have you lever looked at a healing rock up close?

    No

    WACKK

  • some more crap being ridiculed, find on youtube Penn & Teller "bible is bullshit". now that´s hilarious!

  • jonny have you ever looked at a healing rock really closely?

    WHACK

    Ow my eye!

    LOL

  • Whether or not these children have an ability to talk to spirits isn't what bothers me. It's that faggot Chip Coffey exploiting them for money that pisses me off!

  • I believe children DO have an abillity...to see through the superstitious BS horsecrap adults believe in!

  • your 30 man, thats sick

  • I think that they do have an abillity

    To act

  • WHAHA

    jup

  • Sorry misread your comment

  • The strange feelings you get, you cant controll it, IT'S CALLED PUBERTY

  • HEALING ROCK TO THE FACE!!! ROTFLOL!

  • these kids and their parents in the show have more open mind, empathy and courage that these dissing cold stones people. Its fear that holding you guys back. I just dont get it how people are so blind folded to see world and its wonders just like they open to you. Everyboby is living this life just like you are now and telling theirs experiences like they see it in their own life. Just think about it. sorry my bad english :)

  • my theory is that thar a bunch of tards ....

  • I'm more psychic then these fucking kids.

  • What's the song at the end?

  • hasn't that guy been on paranormal state?

  • People, around the world, are beaten, ridiculed and even slaughtered on a daily basis because they are different. Is this world special, no it is SAD!! It is a shame that people have not changed much in the past few hundred years.

  • So you like to feel that the world is special! Well considering we are probably the only planet in this solar system with so called intelligent life I suppose it is. A few hundred years ago people who could do these things were burnt at the steak! As we are no longer allowed to do that we ridicule them and any one else who feels that they are special.

  • are you saying you believe in all this crap

  • Yes killerboy I believe. Maybe not in all of it but a lot of it. I don´t know how old you are but I am going on 47 and I have seen things and heard things since I was a kid. I was 8 or 10 when I saw what looked like a floating head at the foot of my bed. My grandfather had died a few years before. Our house was over 100 years old when I lived there and a lot of things happened. I have even felt things in that house. Now I live in Germany, over 20 years, in a house close to 100 years.

  • Again, since I´ve lived here I have I have seen things and heard things. We had a Fridge that would some how turn the knob inside and freeze everything inside. But no one turned it themselves and the knob could not turn on it´s own, we had it checked out by an electrician. After we cleansed the house it stopped. But we still get the feeling that somethng is still here. If you have never had such things happen to you you wont believe.

  • Well you should have put a camera in the fridge to catch the knob in the act lol.

  • And you wont believe that there are people out there that can see or feel things others can´t. Sure there are a lot of fakes out there and I wont deny that, but don´t put them all in the same drawer. You will always have these people around and neither you nor any one else is going to change that. If you think it is all BULL don´t watch. No one forces you to, do they? If I think something is BULL I turn the channel and keep my comments to my self. An I certainly Don´t openly ridicule anyone.

  • these kids dont have powers, they have a mental illness and i can't help but watch because i like gladstone and i also feel as though i am a much better person than all these lying physchics, there just a bunch of scamwhores looking for a quick buck

  • I feel that skeptics feel inferior to psychics that is why they choose not to believe, but you know what we are all psychic, some a lot more then others. Animals are very psychic and we are also mammals. Stop thinking of yourselves as just a piece of meat, we are far more than that.

  • That's right, we're more. We can determine reality from fiction (or by that matter, create fiction). There's no reason to believe we (or anyone else) are psychics but the wish to make us special.

    Look around the world, and see how special it is, there's no need to make up things.

  • I don't feel inferior to psychics. I do, however, feel SUPERIOR to mindless child exploitation.

    If someone could prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they're psychic, they would've been the new pope and president of the united states a long time ago.

  • he taps lightly on my window he says hes called freddie u sure hs not just a pervert

  • ROFL, you're a genius Gladstone. (lol, and your name is wayne? Nice)

  • have any of the people on that show ever heard of an imaginary friend?

  • this video is so wrong that person should feel bad for making it for one there are kids/teens who can see and hear things ALOT of people cant people like HIM should feel bad for hurting kids/teens socially for there gifts this really makes me upset because i myself am a psychic i,m 18 i have had my gifts since i was 2.

  • Unfortunately this is just exploitation of minors!!! It's like those freaky moms with their tiara kids!! Exploitation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Was it Denton?