What's funny is that these abridged parody series of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure are actually pretty intense and have a genius plot and can still be completely hilarious. Keanu Reeves.
It might just be under a different name, but I didn't see any acknowledgment of "If we hold on together" from The Land Before Time at 2:09 to 2:25. Just a little pet pieve. Great episode anyway.
I remember watching the anime and crying when Kakyoin died. He was the hottest character and I nearly lost the will to finish the series. OH GOD WHY IS IT HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN!?!?!
@JResc2010 lol I know i so heard and and was like, hey that sounds strangely like the ending music to the first land before time (the only one out of the 8 billion sequels that matters)
When you consider the stuff that JoJo characters go through on a constant basis, I can't see the reason why Kakyoin should have died just by being punched into a wimpy little Water Tower.
One thing I really like about the JoJo anime, is it makes Hermit Purple actually look DANGEROUS. In the Manga, it's kinda wimpy looking, I think. They are really Thin and look like they can't do much of anything, But in the Anime, the vines are actually thick, and they really look like they can do some damage
You know except the whole fist through the stomach thing. Kakyoin might have survived XD. Though in Diamond unbreakable the kid got punched through the gut, he was healed soon later. Kak didn't have that option.
@insertoverusedname Well, keep in mind that getting wounded like that was a big deal before part 4,5,6 when all the healer type stands started showing up.
Kakyoin got a hole blown right around in between his lungs just about. So add major blood loss with lung rupture, along with the physical shock of slamming hard into a water tower, and it spells death.
Heck, losing a limb was a major deal back then too. Now when someone loses an arm or something, it gets totally healed back to normal.
"o thank god I didn't even know the rest" that was awesome even though I didn't get the reference. Also I love how Joseph came to figure out what he thought The worlds power was
thank you for the transformers refrence. i hope im not the only one who got that
demonceage 21 hours ago
oh god i almost forgot about the sword of a stranger soundtrack
THANK YOU GEMA for blocking grooveshark in germany
dicks
killerburi 6 days ago
matrix and transformers the movie referance...wow this is funny as Hell
MrMega124 2 months ago
You did really well with this... the death scene gives me the shivers....
Arthur09608 2 months ago in playlist JJBATAS
I know the land before time one, but what is the other song during Kakyoin's death.
Arthur09608 3 months ago
@Arthur09608 Sora no Hate Made - Sword of the Stranger OST
Agustinus26 2 months ago
@Agustinus26 Thanks
Arthur09608 2 months ago
I Dio, will watch this video, then I Dio will like and subscribe this video an THEN I DIO, WILL POST A COMMENT ABOUT THIS VIDEO!!!
IAmInHurt 4 months ago
AHH!!! THE PAIN!!! I sprained my ankle.
ajtwista92 4 months ago
Umad is an Anagram of Muda.
VangeistXIII 5 months ago 2
The creator of this abridged serious must reall like Transformers...
OntheGales 5 months ago
Like a rainbow in the dark.
Urilicia 6 months ago
What's funny is that these abridged parody series of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure are actually pretty intense and have a genius plot and can still be completely hilarious. Keanu Reeves.
TheEarlBouchan 6 months ago
3:47 & there goes any female fanbase this show had.
Ishtarru 6 months ago
@Ishtarru
Well, with Dio you at least get another fanbase...
TheXell 6 months ago
"I sprained my ankle!!!!" lol
kungfuman94 6 months ago
aw come on you've had it in front of you all the time
say it with me
Episode 9: "He's got the whole world in his STAND!"
killerburi 7 months ago
4:39 DIOASLUBROGUBUGOODTIME
TheInvshika 7 months ago
UMAD?
AlucardHellsing97 8 months ago
I support the use of the best dialogue from Transformers
TobiusMcKenzie 8 months ago
6:30, EPIC KRATOS FACE
Dante9377 8 months ago
BECAUSE A FLOATING STEVE BUSCEMI-HEAD TOLD ME TO!!!
If I ever get arrested for something, that'll be my defense.
Also: Using Land before Time soundtrack for a tragic death scene is and will forever be a dick move!
Wurzelknecht 8 months ago
I don't know why....but I realize now that this Kakyoin sounds like Kamiyama from Cromartie High School, especially from the letter writing scene. XD
smavie 9 months ago
Land before time music??!!! I.....love you.
equinette1987 9 months ago
Transformers quotes 3:05.
Dathen40 9 months ago
This is also the manliest abridged series.
boradis 9 months ago
I always knew he was secretly Optimus Prime...
zeekyboogydoog826 9 months ago
2:07 ...Land Before Time music? Really? O.o
MoDaSocrates 10 months ago
"a booby trap that actually catches boobies" wasn´t that another reference to Optimus prime?
Swepaat 10 months ago
Fuc*ing tables, fuc*ing plates, Oh I'll take this knife...
Activating sh!tstorm in ...3...2...1now.
gamer11011101 10 months ago 2
jotaro this pain... i sprained my ankle... o and the world can stop time ble
noahoharver 10 months ago
ZA WARUDO!!!!
killerburi 10 months ago
" Oh fuck it's ghost ride- oh it's Jotaro" lol
chugnorrish 10 months ago
LOL 5:30
MoonsideManiac 10 months ago
oh god stop! stop the references! all sanity is ebbing away!
viralengine908 11 months ago
"I believe in you Jotaro, as long as you finished your shounen hero inner monologue speech" "actually I didn't finish it"
"Why, DIDN'T YOU FINISH IT!?"
"BECAUSEAFLOATINGSTEVEBUSCEMIHEADTOLDMETO!!!"
"that's, retarded"
ninjarmy 11 months ago
I love how you obviously love this anime. Thanks for making these, I wanna go buy them now.
boradis 11 months ago
.....You mad?
kidynasty07 11 months ago
the matrix lol
xheavy94x 1 year ago
Activating shit storm in, three, two, oooooooone now
dholl32 1 year ago
"Let it be known that at the end of this day,one shall stand,one shall fall."
"I'll crush you with my bear hands!"
*boom*
"Oh thank god I didn't even know the rest."
CuteGurlZoey 1 year ago 4
DAMMIT ANTFISH YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE WORD!!!!!!!
masterraiderx 1 year ago
"F*cking tables, f*cking plates. Oh, I'll take this knife. Activating shit storm in 3. 2. Oooooooooooooone-now."
Studmanafier 1 year ago 5
@Studmanafier Dio's not my favorite character, but yeah, you just gotta admire how smooth that scene was.
thulesse 1 year ago
@thulesse I know it's just so epic
Studmanafier 1 year ago
LOL nice transformers reference.
SSJ2Ryoku 1 year ago
This was a great episode. It had the right amount of comedy along with the right amount of good lines.
Keep up the good work.
animedude8712 1 year ago
You think I Dio can be trapped by thorns!? I GET OFF ON THAT SH*T!!!
NarfLarf 1 year ago
Umm... im sorry i just had to say this but when dio said THE WORLD my video just froze, and im like whoa.
yodayossum 1 year ago 6
"Me, standing triUMPHANT over your lifeless body..."
"No, Dio! It WON'T end like that!"
"...looking like Keanu Reeves."
"...WHAT...did you say?"
"Nothing, nothing, I just--"
"Ha, NAH NAH NAH, YOU said I look like Keanu Reeves!"
kowen12 1 year ago 48
@kowen12
Seriously, Kakyoin would've really made a good Neo in Matrix.
Maciejka0111 10 months ago
Jotaro's last line can only be described with two words. To quote the first person who said it: "FUC***G EPIC!"
Arthur09608 1 year ago
Kakyoien or whatever.....KICK HIS ASS! no one calls someone that and lives...F### you dio!
coroixiwa 1 year ago
lol 1:28 thats all people can ever say when they are losing a arguement "UMAD"
JakariHanma 1 year ago
Oh Shit! Well, that answers my ? bout kakiyori looking like neo in the last episode!
MrNinjerk 1 year ago
Who is scot step?
rutger5000 1 year ago
Oh i think Dio brando knows three people that need to get BITCH SLAPPED!!!!!!
sathfronDP4L 1 year ago
"Dear Duck Dodgers..........
I never thought it could happen to me."
I lol like crazy!!!
zrifepsych 1 year ago
oh.my.god.
DIO TIME WARPS!!! baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! tim curry overload
DementedJuggalette 1 year ago
what was that comparison and who were these people?
lackluster6 1 year ago
Amazing! A booby trap that actually touches boobies!
You think I, Dio, can be trapped by bonds? I get off on that shit!
theladysesshomaru 1 year ago 34
LIKE A RAIINBOW IN THE DAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!!!
toonadict 1 year ago 3
I am now responding to all queries with "BECAUSE A FLOATING STEVE BUSCEMI HEAD TOLD ME TO!"
"Why did you eat pie?"
"BECAUSE A FLOATING STEVE BUSCEMI HEAD TOLD ME TO!"
MisterFiend 1 year ago
u mad?
x101807x 1 year ago 9
"DIOIKNOWTHESECRETOFYOURSTAND!"
--
"Your stand-"
"-can stop time."
"Right! Stop...time. Not breathe fire...right?"
"Right."
"OH, THANK GOD."
SuperSonicIV 1 year ago 13
@SuperSonicIV
Yeah, cuz God forbid that a Stand can breathe fire. But STOPPING TIME is ok. lol
SpoiledMilkPro 1 year ago
Who is the guy Eddie Vedder is compared to?
rutger5000 1 year ago
It might just be under a different name, but I didn't see any acknowledgment of "If we hold on together" from The Land Before Time at 2:09 to 2:25. Just a little pet pieve. Great episode anyway.
TheLordmep 1 year ago
Finish!!!!
otakux5 1 year ago
I remember watching the anime and crying when Kakyoin died. He was the hottest character and I nearly lost the will to finish the series. OH GOD WHY IS IT HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN!?!?!
tokyomop 1 year ago 4
I just remembered. Polnareff got left behind.
cyfr241 1 year ago
Oh man, that Transformers refference was actually...well placed.
Nix91 1 year ago
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Nix91 1 year ago
"Amazing a booby trap that actually catches boobies"
uneos 1 year ago
Activating shitstorm in 3, 2, 1, NOW.
itchypan 1 year ago
2:19 wtf the land before time song
starmole2 1 year ago
Antfish is one of the best voice actors I've ever heard including MasakoX and Vegeta3986.
ShadyNekoKun 1 year ago
Keanu....;_;
DragonFoce140 1 year ago
Dude... Land Before Time Music...
That's a low blow...
wyattsky 1 year ago
u mad?
RataITA 1 year ago
U mad?
gathimest 1 year ago
"Fucking tables... fucking plates.. Oooh, i'll take these knives. Activating shit storm in 3.. 2.. 1.. now."
DarkvindFromIllier 1 year ago 9
Your work never fails to entertain Antfish!
(And awesome use of Sword of the Stranger OST!!)
Daedrid 1 year ago
ack, jotaro, this pain........i sprained my ankle.............also dio can stop time bleh
Rick471 1 year ago 4
0:42 =looking like yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho
dragoons7 1 year ago
because a floating steve buschemi head told me to
ckyvick666 1 year ago
The land before time music could not have been better for Kakyoin's death lol
fallendevil7x 1 year ago
@fallendevil7x indeed, I was afraid I'd be the only one who caught that.
JResc2010 1 year ago
@JResc2010 lol I know i so heard and and was like, hey that sounds strangely like the ending music to the first land before time (the only one out of the 8 billion sequels that matters)
streetman23 1 year ago 2
"you think I, DIO, can be trapped by bonds?? I GET OFF ON THAT SH*T"
ckyvick666 1 year ago 4
Aw man, now their team is down to just Jotaro & Polnareff, & they left the latter behind in Dio's castle.
Ishtarru 1 year ago
Wow, this is getting epic...
Tobbeemee 1 year ago 4
awsome
ETico1718 1 year ago
5:31 Epicness begins
orgixvi3 1 year ago
Hilariously epic! I thought it not possible to combine comedy and epic music together.
TigerRaiken 1 year ago
two words epicness hilarious
fingers0123 1 year ago
whats the song at the very beggining called??
zarokthefallen 1 year ago
J-J-J-Jotaro THIS PAIN!
I SPRAINED MY ANKLE!!!
Oh and the World can stop time. (bleh)
LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ I couldn't stop laughing
DMCBlaze1 1 year ago 2
"At the end of the day...one shall stand. One shall fall." AAAHHHHH TRANFORMERS REFERENCE AAAAHHHHH
Mahrahia 1 year ago
where the hell is polnerafe?
jegsimmonsproduction 1 year ago
Well, he's probably going to be a bit late for the party and all, missing a bit of his foot and all.
uthertheking 1 year ago
activating shitstorm in three.. two.... onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnow.
xlaider 1 year ago
awesome! cant wait for the next episode.
animedudeChris 1 year ago
When you consider the stuff that JoJo characters go through on a constant basis, I can't see the reason why Kakyoin should have died just by being punched into a wimpy little Water Tower.
One thing I really like about the JoJo anime, is it makes Hermit Purple actually look DANGEROUS. In the Manga, it's kinda wimpy looking, I think. They are really Thin and look like they can't do much of anything, But in the Anime, the vines are actually thick, and they really look like they can do some damage
insertoverusedname 1 year ago
Kakyoin got a hole punched through his stomach by The World.
SMGF 1 year ago
You know except the whole fist through the stomach thing. Kakyoin might have survived XD. Though in Diamond unbreakable the kid got punched through the gut, he was healed soon later. Kak didn't have that option.
DemonSuke 1 year ago
@insertoverusedname Well, keep in mind that getting wounded like that was a big deal before part 4,5,6 when all the healer type stands started showing up.
Kakyoin got a hole blown right around in between his lungs just about. So add major blood loss with lung rupture, along with the physical shock of slamming hard into a water tower, and it spells death.
Heck, losing a limb was a major deal back then too. Now when someone loses an arm or something, it gets totally healed back to normal.
shougoh 1 year ago
lol
i feel bad for kakyoin
Rintagea 1 year ago
anyone else think dio sound like tim curry?
HellsCowBoy666 1 year ago
@HellsCowBoy666 Yeah... that's the point.
Foxhack 1 year ago
@Foxhack thought so
HellsCowBoy666 1 year ago
@HellsCowBoy666 Take a look at an
earlier video featuring Dio's voice reveal.
He sounds almost exactly like Tim Curry
in Rocky Horror. ;)
Foxhack 1 year ago
@Foxhack I didn't get that video but id watched it earlyer after i posted that comment...*feels dumb*
HellsCowBoy666 1 year ago
wait, isnt polnerath still alive? he kicked the shit out of vanilla ice
elric225 1 year ago 8
@elric225 He prolly will make a couple of appeareances in the next episode.
DarkvindFromIllier 1 year ago
@elric225 Alive? Yes. In any shape whatsoever to take on Dio, even if he didn't happen to be lost in the depths of Dio's fortress? Not really, no.
SageVallant 1 year ago
@elric225 cant tell, would be a spoiler. (oh noes)
superhbman 1 year ago
Always listen to Steve Buscemi's head
FullMetalAbridger 1 year ago 3
omg u did it fkin perfectly man...epic,action packed, and hilarious.
dakidukno 1 year ago
Man I love all thos metal song references
Torn0023 1 year ago
5:58 - Dio wears a belt with a heart on it? Damn, he's pimp.
Mawdkipz 1 year ago 3
@Mawdkipz You should see his Knees...Or his Headband.....Or his Skull for that matter....Dio Brando is lots of Pimp I think.
Blitz46002 1 year ago
ffufufufufufufufufufufufufffUUULtimate WIN!!
Fled91 1 year ago
If the matrix was made in "nineteen f*cking nine", then wouldn't the entire statement be wrong?... lol.
Or does "f*cking" work as the word "ninety", cause if so this week is going to be waaay better. lol.
AngrySamoanVom 1 year ago
-Dio kills Joesph Star- while...sh#t proof me wrong....welcome to my top favorite in the series Dio
ShadeZero 1 year ago
Nice work on the Sword of the Stranger BGM with Kakyoin's death. Otherwise a bloody good riveting tale, old chap.
cmlimzeon 1 year ago
I have one question, where the hell is Polneraff? I mean is he still back at that temple crying over Iggy?
KoopaKart64 1 year ago
He went to the hospital. when you see him again, he's in bandages.
Arvoyea 1 year ago
Wow Antfish great episode again, i love the land before time music when "neo" dies =] badass work man
NoNameFaultroll 1 year ago
...Oh, I'll take these knives...
LOL
mirageknight24 1 year ago
lol funny
halleljk 1 year ago
DAMMIT CLIFFHANGERS!
Dayntei 1 year ago 3
I'm with the logic up to "the next Karate Kid movie", but how does he get from there to "Dio's stand breathes fire"?
SageVallant 1 year ago
Ninjas
That is all
SketchFirial 1 year ago 2
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panic695 1 year ago
of all the stands i've met in my travels kokeyone's was the most...green
panic695 1 year ago
dear duck dodgers
I never thought it would happen to me
panic695 1 year ago 6
@panic695
That revelation makes sense on so many levels, it dwarf's Tristan's being dropped on his head by aliens.
1aundulxaldin 1 year ago
This was actually pretty exciting '-'
OkitaAoyagi 1 year ago
"Activating Shit-storm in 3...2...1" xD
Agroarx 1 year ago 40
As awesome as that was, it was alot more awesome (and truely sadistic) in the manga.
LaZodiac 1 year ago
"o thank god I didn't even know the rest" that was awesome even though I didn't get the reference. Also I love how Joseph came to figure out what he thought The worlds power was
icyevilchief 1 year ago
@icyevilchief
The 5 or so lines before that are Megatron vs Optimus Prime, from Transformers. Well, Hollywood-style Transformers.
SageVallant 1 year ago
More like the 80's movie.
geniusbob 1 year ago
It's the opening fight scene of the originel Transformers movie. Dio is Megatron and Joseph is Optimus.
LaZodiac 1 year ago
That scene was neccessary...
Hachirux3 1 year ago
F**k these tables - F**k these plates - Oh i'll take these knives. Activating S**t storm in three, two, oonnnnnnnne and now.
huuballawick 1 year ago 66
Hmm, that wouldn't happen to be a Tim Curry impersonation would it Antfish?
LinkG07 1 year ago
Great job as always AntfishTAS.
I like how you make jokes and still keep the fighting parts great in the show.
animedude1287 1 year ago
OH MY GOD IT'S GHOST RID-no wait it's Jotaro
MayaIbuki9 1 year ago 5
Joeseph gets SO downplayed in this. He was such a badass in Part 2, but got the shaft when it came to stands.
CidHighwindFF7 1 year ago
so where was ponlerafter the french guy during all of this
TheReveiwCrew 1 year ago
And now the female fanbase is gone forever...*clings to Kakyoin* Nooooooo
Well, even without Kakyoin, I guess I'll still watch. It won't be the same though...(if kidding :p)
Can't wait for the next episode :3
Morlyndia 1 year ago 3
@Morlyndia Bwawawaw hahahaha
SAMBHU01 1 year ago
oh thank god i didn`t even know the rest lol
wade805 1 year ago
Next episode's the "WRYYYYYY", right?
If only they'd animate Part 2. You'd have a field day with Wham.
CyanFunk 1 year ago 4
Hello, this is Jotaro.
Rainbows make me cry.
Nohosioko 1 year ago
God, back with a vengeance.
minipicaso 1 year ago
Hahhaha awesome work =)
Blackangel120 1 year ago
The Matrix was made in 1909? That's news to me. :0
TheSirH 1 year ago
1999...
Blackangel120 1 year ago
But he said 19 ****ing 9, not 19 ninety ****ing 9 or 19 ****ing 99. He left out the ninety; so, 1909. :P
TheSirH 1 year ago
Wow I gess the Matrix really was ahead of its time
Torn0023 1 year ago
Is it sad that I was able to immediately recognize the Land Before Time song?
Awesome. This was so much awesome. I almost died.
SilverGummiShark 1 year ago
They got it all wrong....
You're supposed to SAVE the clock tower... I mean come on...
Bobadoe 1 year ago
He killed...the only man I liked in this anime...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Hachirux3 1 year ago
What'd Joseph say really fast before not getting punched?
blind51de 1 year ago
@blind51de "Dio, I finally know the secret to your stand!"
TwinOrangeAvatar 1 year ago
i'll crush u with my bare hands (boom) oh thank god i didn't even know the rest
blakeonypt2 1 year ago
I was half expecting the protoman whistle to play when Kakyoin died...
spawnxiv 1 year ago
fuck u tables fuck u plates 'ill take these knives .....activating shit storm in 3-2 onnnnnnnnne now
zarokthefallen 1 year ago
Hahahahaha! Southpark reference from 4:17 to 4:41
woot2200 1 year ago
rofl
trago1337 1 year ago
this is 2 Epic 4 words
great job
Persona120 1 year ago
the way to fight retarded is with more retarded... nice ep btw
GaudyMarko 1 year ago