North Korean leader's health remains a mystery - 19 Nov 2008

[technical010]

LOL! ITS LEGAL TO OWN A COMPUTER IN NORTH KOREA

THE ONLY THING IS.. YOU ONLY HAVE ACCESS TO NORTH KOREAN NETWORK.

YOU BROWSE WITH FIREFOX ALL YOU CAN BROWSE IS CHINESE OR N.KOREAN WEBSITES.. WITHOUT ANY US OR WESTERN CONTENT.

MR.REPORTER FAIL!

[rex9171]

Hey Kim jong, a smile once in a while never killed anyone :)

[cbarsonfire]

The little bastard is a wax figure.

[VenomShotgunAz]

N.Korea would attack ......I'm guessing about NOW!

[ray2971]

@VenomShotgunAz America will take china witch will cause NK will fall and other country's that are evil will FALL and every country will fill the full power of the light side of the force.

[VenomShotgunAz]

@TheGraduate2012

Okay...-.-'....A fool you also think that if N.Korea do attack them@U.S this war is going to be a short war? It might last much longer as you aspect boy, because that what we thought in the Civil War that what we thought in WWII and that what we also thought in Vietnam war. In each war many Americans always said " This war is going to be over by in the morning" So...O_o you batter stop saying that this war would be over soon because it might last a Very 1ong 1ime!!!! BOY!

[LaoMinga]

Funny. Some dumb American/UK people just think they know so much about N and SK, they start claiming how "horrible" NK is and how "gracious" SK is. atthepistol, coldbloodykiller5, all the same ignorant pricks, who have no idea what they are talking about, or what is the meaning of their pity lives.

People just don't get it. The matter doesn't concern you, there's nothing you can do, compared to Kim Jong Il or Angela Merkel, Hu Jintao or Abdullah, you and your family are ants with bad opinions.

[xxksaoXX]

@LaoMinga Then why dont you share the wisdom about these countries you clearly have?

[DictatorRoB]

Maybe there's no line on the part of stand which behind Kim Jong-il, because that's step or something. Anyway, who cares, DPRK is anyway going to join forces with Iran, Russia and China.

[shrestha841]

Kim Jong IL is ill !! lol....

[tanthegangsta]

Fuck USA i support North-Korea to nuke USA,im not from usa or North-Korea.

[shrestha841]

@tanthegangsta - u r from india then , right ??

[periklhs89]

ΝΟRTH KOREA FOR EVER!COMMUNISM FOR EVER!

[lumpyfishful]

if we pay real hard maybe the chinks will kill each other

[ManOfConsequences]

@lumpyfishful so u are tryin to be racist...sucker...we asian are the powerful in the world...china is dominating us and japan is the most technological advance in the world and north korea is still communist and south korea got crazy gamers...so we win over america...actually america is also not white country...its native american..hahaha..u white faggots got no country, tradition and are pussy...biitch !!!

[amaroclaro]

@ManOfConsequences Learn some fucking english

[ManOfConsequences]

@amaroclaro i'm doing my post graduate degree in IMPERIAL COLLEGE..the top 4 university of the world and u r tellin a post graduate student to go n fuck english...think about it !!! bitch !!!!

[amaroclaro]

@ManOfConsequences yeah and i'll say it again. your posts don't make sense, and if i worked for admissions at imperial college i'd have let you know....learn some fucking english. not only does your english suck but your whole point is inconsistent: "china is dominating us and japan is the most technological advance in the world and north korea is still communist and south korea got crazy gamers...so we win over america" jesus try saying that 3 times fast. white faggots have no country? Europe

[VenomShotgunAz]

@amaroclaro

A man I could totally understand this person....PUSSY! lol XD just playing

[starbugster]

LOL!! Now, THAT"S a creative, think outside-the-box solution, do a switcheroo!!

[WayneCafe228]

我們亞洲人其實忍受你們這些洋人很久了 我們亞洲人讀中國近代史 恨你們洋人恨之入骨 別說是我這個中華民國國民 全中國人都對你們很客氣(禮節上)

我中華民族再度成為世界強國的話 倒楣的是你們洋人阿!!

正所謂"千邦進貢.萬國來朝" 那個時候中國的文明是第一的

現在呢? 我的國家處於分裂狀態 我的大陸朋友有哪一個 還在崇拜毛賊?

要怪就要怪你們 我中華民國曾是聯合國創始國

你們老美投靠中共 承認共產政權  你他X的 你們這群WT居然想踢除我們

不是說要反共? WT!!!!!!

我們國家會分裂都是因為你們這群"寇"!!!!

少在那自以為是!!!!

[alen209]

all asians look alike :D

[WayneCafe228]

@alen209 去你的 很抱歉 我是一個中國人 你說的話我不能當做沒聽到 你們歷史課本都在亂教 是白痴嗎 中國5000年歷史 黃帝時期的成就 是你們老外永遠都無法了解的 現在世界上 用的紙是我們中國人 唐朝的時候 達羅斯之役輸給大食國 俘虜之中有很多是紙匠 這才傳到埃及 埃及在西傳給你們的 笨蛋 死老外 啥都不懂還趕批評亞洲人  你們才難看吧 老化那麼快 告訴你 你們現在軍隊所用的槍 火藥是我們發明出來的 起初用途並不在於軍事 那是後來情勢緊迫....戰亂而運用其中 後來蒙古人也使用它 來打仗 這才傳到你們西方 不然阿 你們現在連個屁聲都響不起來阿!!! 你們西方人 靠的是武力 我們亞洲人靠的是文明 中華民國萬歲!!!!反美!!!!擴張大中華文明!!!! 再度成為世界強國!!!! 不做東亞病夫 做第一!!!! WT!!!!

[alen209]

@WayneCafe228 calm down. i didn't mean to offend you. Im quiet impress with your history. I was just saying it because i thought of the Rush hour movie take care ;)

[WayneCafe228]

@alen209 我諒解了  在此我也表達歉意

"己所不欲,勿施於人" 請銘記

[starbugster]

@alen209

Stop lying!! You did intend to offend, you're just too innately stupid to even know your harmlessly offensive. Go play with your other KKK friends!

[alen209]

@starbugster im Mexican

[alen209]

@starbugster your an idiot i already offended an Asian and i said it was just a humor comment from rush hour ( if you ever watch movies ) and he/she accepted my apology

[starbugster]

@alen209

Excuse me, this is a forum with people from many different cultures/nations and making racist comments is NEVER funny to intelligent, sensitive people. It is even more disturbing to me that you think that is funny.

And, by the way, when I lived in TX/OK whites said the same thing abt Hispanics, with a sneer on their faces. That was their "humor" too.

[alen209]

@starbugster I could care less about mexican jokes,. I actually make them too. Your just a sensitive feminine guy who hates other people irl and takes your anger on the comment board. Like i said its a joke and if you dont like it. Simple dont read it and pass on by. Its a joke from a movie. You hold grudges against people by the way you type. Here is some advice stop wasting energy on emotions that come from other people statements online.

[starbugster]

@alen209

Oh, I do a lot more than waste energy on UTube racism, I do civil/political action where ever I am. I am feminine,never been a male&I am proud I still have the ability to care. NO, macho never did much for me, esp as I got older, prettier and smarter. My relationships improved greatly as I stopped making excuses for cruelty to me/others. Racism is something I don't pass by, and if you are too stupid, I will say something. And now I'd like to waste more time but it is too tedious

[alen209]

@starbugster ur wasting your time. Join the radicals we hold more power. peaceful civil protest are nothing more but worthless Now. Plus your a female you have 10 more years to reach a males equality's . Its not racism its a joke . racism is when you take it to the extreme accusing everyone blaming everyone by skin pigments and ethnicity all i did was make a joke about how "all asians look a like :D " with a smile face and you take it up the anal like i caused a holocaust, get real lady

[starbugster]

@alen209

Sir, I think I've finally met a man in virtual world as relentless and stubborn as I am in the physical world, both a great virtue&vice. I am, get a picture, waving a white flag of peaceful resolution.

I don't believe in violence. I think it is the last solution. History may prove me wrong, but so far I can't see where it has done lasting right. I would like to see a world that is not crass as so much of capitalism seems to be, but I don't think socialism, as least in the formerUSSR

[dthac1]

@starbugster

listen lady it wasnt a racial remark its a fact asians do look alike conflict does infact solve more problems then peaceful ways listen history is written by the people who won it so just because it was said or wrote down doesnt meen it was done violence is simpily better my socialism is the way to go comrade

[starbugster]

@alen209

I don't watch Hollywood much, true, as I don't like the mindless stereotypes. And it is a business so I "vote" for what types of movies I like by boycotting the stereotypical ones. I don't watch Mr. Chan, personal preference, I like Bruce Lee.

True, most Asians are much more magnanimous than I am, but I know how deeply these comments hurt them. And I am very loyal to good people. Assholes, I admit, I'm not to tolerant of.

[alen209]

@starbugster Look its humor. if you dont like Humor then i dont know what kind of life your living.. Im not saying to make racist jokes everyday. And goodluck boycotting a billion dollar business. No it doest really hurt them i actually have Asians friends and we make jokes to each other all the time ( example, You know how to wrap a burrito right? "How do i you chop sticks fooo " . Your just 1 out of the population that just gets frustrated and puts anger on the comment boards.

[starbugster]

@WayneCafe228

I don't know what you're saying to that moron, but whatever it is, I want to say (I'm hoping, think it will be translated?) that many, many white Americans and Europeans and Australians, etc. know he is too stupid to even know that that statement is racist and not the least bit amusing to people with brains, as an American, which I think he is, I'm very embarrassed. Don't allow this worthless, soulless inbred creton the power to hurt you. He is, at best, a sorry buffoon!

[starbugster]

@starbugster

Sorry, I'm doing this on the run and a few other things at same time. I just translated. Go get him!!

[starbugster]

@alen209

I bet you've never spent more than 2 seconds talking to an Asian. I have many Asian friends that I hang out with very often, and they definitely do not have the same look. That comment keeps lowering the low of stupid.

[alen209]

@starbugster Hey douche ever heard of humor?. Yeah welcome to reality

[azjusticia]

is that george bush at 0:25

[bean420man]

kim probably is dead. the government over there wouldn't know what to do without kim. They can't make any decisions without fear of being shot. Just look at the nk economic minister. Was shot a few weeks ago because he was responsible for the state of th nk, practically non-existent economy. So I wouldn't put it past nk to just keep using doubles.

[jana19991]

its dictatorship worse than communism

i was hoping that mental man died

[GrindGreeter]

FUCK communism u cant even use fukn youtube man!! if u r in a communist country fukn hell

[Nicom47]

thats the reason?? wow.. shallow brain indeed.

you dont even know what real communism is..

and what you hate for your information

is the communism that has gone bad..

Communism aint bad.. if you study it..

Humans are the ones bad..

[anakinseviltwin]

@Nicom47 It really would be a good thing to happen...If evreyone could agree with it...Chuck norris could make it work.

[starbugster]

@anakinseviltwin

Chuck Norris's guard dog's name is Cream Puff!

[astanavilla]

y is dis motherfucker right here force the people to worship him..screw this crap...

[Cavsrule34]

fuck koreas leader

[rynocowboys2003]

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long live communism

[EthernetKid]

faggot, North Korea is f'ed

[ViEtxHuE2]

Lol you guys better not say that they gonna get so piss and shoot a nuck at hawaii and my friend sis live there and he really care about her

[starbugster]

@ViEtxHuE2

I live there, too, for 25+ years! No nukes, please.

[tim74660]

Shove a broom up his arse and wheel him out like El Sid.

[jmstowe]

He probably in a mental hospital. I'm a mortition I would be happy to embalm the sum bitch.

[EthernetKid]

lol, is ur job disturbing seeing dead people?

[KGB1701]

There is no 'real' Kim Jong Il

[5yearplan1]

North Korea is a shit country. They are dirt poor and don't pose any threat to the U.S. Nothing but empty threats which is why America isn't afraid of them. Kim Jong iL can suck my cock. hahahah

[starbugster]

@5yearplan1

Yeah?!?!?! That's why the DMZ has more US military hardware than the Vatican has bishops.

[watchitnz]

I know nazism was different but North Korea reminds me of that movement.

[coldbloodykiller5]

i hope north korea will become south korea soon

[suprabha82]

@coldbloodykiller5 : Lets hope so.. and it happens in China too(another communist country)

[myprezisblackimwhite]

i hope he dies by contracting aids in their nasty country

[The1stPoster]

I hope he drops a bomb on your family.

[myprezisblackimwhite]

haha good luck buddy, it would take how many nukes to come close to hurting America. and what one?? to completely wipe out N. Korea....they wouldn't dare. In fact I don't think a missle or in your case....a bomb could even touch U.S. soil.

[Jasonthegaiface]

Hes just as bad as Obama

[chris24sj]

North Korea is going down. Its a matter of time. Then South Korea will have decades of clean up...can you imagine the shit hole you will have to clean up from decades of Communist rule? What a nightmare it would be to be Chinese, Korean...even an average Russian living in the shadow of the former Soviet Union..total shit.

[starbugster]

@chris24sj

KKK inductee, America isn't as bad as communism, but it isn't the life-style I want 4 the future generations of my family, either. NEITHER system is good 4 this world

[ilililhy]

nothing will surprise me now ,why? think about it.we got some boy, doing a mans job ,running are country.the one and only (obama )a foolish young collage educated kid talking nonsence and foolishness, like my father use to say,son get you head out of your ass ,you got a brain use it. to all you young kids, wisdom comes with age, not new ideals and foolish talking .north korea is more like a bully with a lot of weapons.and stupid enough to use them to start a War.

[starbugster]

@ilililhy

I like Pres. Obama, yes, not a lot of experience, but his predecessor was...well, since he was the pres., I'll refrain. Only problem I have w/ our president is that he needs to stop listening to these PC morons that think double-talk is somehow stablizing the country&listen to his own heart that touched US. Now is time 4

straight talk more than ever, the US People already know it is a challenging time, not a time to try to win popularity If he isn't re-elected, that is Americas

[sass104505]

KCTV and KCIA have finally revealed the reason behind the prolonged absence of the Dear Leader from his every days toil for the good of the North Korean people.

Kim Jong Il was taken to a clinic for exhaustion due to his addiction to onanism. This practice has harmed the Dear Leader health and has given him that distinctive brushlike haircut. The Eternal Leader Kim Il Sung sent him to Moscow for therapy to no avail. There have been unconfirmed reports that hes got into coprophagia

[starbugster]

@sass104505

After looking up the word "coprophagia", I guess this is a spoof? I commend you for your intelligence and creative way in expressing you viewpoint.

[sass104505]

@starbugster

Coprophagia is the consumption of feces

Thank you for your comment and take care

[starbugster]

@sass104505

P.S. refreshing after so many mindless, brain-dead rants.

[atthepistol]

Kim jong il is scum

[1337Baboon]

That place is so horrible, cant belive those people even fallow him, what is he worth anyway, what makes him a desired leader. I guess you get shot if you think otherwize by the drones of the millitary.

[chrisqc32]

to north korea : kill the real one and replace him with his double ,then feed your people so they could have a normal life...

[talibanexpress]

with china as it`s best friend, kim can do anything he wants and there is nothing the usa can do about it

[astroid911]

kim j ill likes sucking cock

[necterman]

north korea sucks monkey balls

[giggity130]

@necterman jeez ur nice. its not like every person in North Korea is bad.. think how many people hate America, Mexico, Canada. alot keep your mouth shut if you dont have anything nice to say

[starbugster]

@giggity130

Good for you!! I'm an American and these militant nuts embarrass me, they're are bad as any tyrant that is or was. Korea, North and South, doesn't need outside help to work out their(your?)self- determination. The Korean people seem more than capable to me.

[matteoricci65]

@necterman Yeah,you're right!

[kataphuket]

What's common in both North and South Korea? In North, one family runs the country. In South, one families runs one large corporations with tentacles that spreads at anything that makes money.

[necterman]

i think the Americans should invade North Korea. They are not worth crap to anybody. They are a hermit country that is like a weird cult. Their Army sucks because most of them look like Ethiopians because they are so malnourished.

[chrisqc32]

to necterman,yeah they are weak they just eat rice never eat meat but they got an army...lol 2 days in the jungle with their famous army and they will end up eaten by mosquito lol

[supportAntiEmo]

Lol

Honestly that must suck to be in South Korea looking almost exactly like the dictator of North Korea

Poor guy, but good on him for remaining humble about it

[meowmeowmindy]

He reminds me of the next hitler, just a asian version... !! sadsadsad

[Callofduty4nub]

lol thats the fake kim jong il!

[ewankosyasklr]

evil... wat the fuck...he doin... and the Americans.... only want to destroy and to occupied a country... like iraq... bulsyit americans.... die in hell....

[elwimpo1974]

he will die in hell

[kolonspy]

peace negaa

[YoohTubee]

how would he "die in hell" if he has to die before going to hell? stupid.

[Dhalsim1987]

I have great respect for him!

MANSE!

MANSE!

[lkh8910zzang]

He must die..!! Fucking idiot North Korea

[7boon]

The photo at 1:00 looks soooooooo shopped.

[fisnationstate]

That's right. France 24 Observers website has an article on the photoshopped photo. Unsurprisingly, the photo was released by Chinese State media, Xinhua.

[51iohC]

noooo~~ really?

i coudnt tell by seeing it with my own eyes!

[johntabbot]

kim jong il started being ill from the moment of conception

[KhmerD0g]

hahahaaaaa

the fake guy is the real kim jong-il.

[GWOZ0Z0]

ha!!!!!!

funny

[dopeskies]

kim jong ill is a fcuking G

[thelastemperor909]

hes dead

[LilithFilth]

Give his stand-in the job!