The best of Donny Tourette on Never Mind the Buzzcocks [2]

[quayle99]

you gunna cause some kind of riiiiioooott?!

[Hazzabanana18]

Noel at 3:20 has the most fantastic facial expression on the planet :P

[BobbitoDigital2007]

What a cunt

[billy6668]

fucking poser

[lewisner]

Noel Fielding 25

Donny Tourette - 25

[AtStreetLevel]

he got appropriately shitted on, brilliant.

[feelingthesubstance]

donny tourette is a cunt.

[feelingthesubstance]

ahhahaha

[penisfuckeye]

Bless Phil and Simon, they dealt with that idiot quite well.

[sub53r0]

What a nob.

[AccaDaccaSnaccaJacca]

A CIGARETTE. THAT YOU CAN LEGALLY BUY IN SHOPS.

[Szaam]

"That's the worst thing that's ever happened to me."

XD

[scottabbs10]

8 donny's have disliked this...

[penisfuckeye]

That blonde guy, I have no idea who he is but he needs to be punched in the face.

[juttezak]

@penisfuckeye That's Donny Tourette

[TheHawkdaddy]

Even wikipedia says they are Faux punk

[craig1992wafc]

biggest cunt eva.

[MajesticDean]

"It is I am the walrus, yes..." LOL.

[JimmyTheKiller]

it was like donny tourette wanted to make a big impact and show that he's a rebelious punk to become more popular

[beardtrick]

Bill bailey is not funny at all he's a complete prick

[fiercetothemaxy]

What does "Did he helmut go blue?" reference?

[Gaiacarra]

@fiercetothemaxy donny said that earlier on in the show as an answer to one of the questions

[nortsoldier]

hes doing something stupid....hes trying to backchat professional comedians....u just dont do it...u cant win!

[jamesthemod]

Donny Tourette is clearly an idiot, but he takes the piss taking very well!

[Wilderbeast789]

Its cringe worthy...

[amar1989]

you look like one em'...... what a hand.!!!! haha never fuck with bill bailey... the guy is a LEG!!!!

[ConorMason14]

'hang on a minute, donny is smoking now, what is he going to do next, a cigarette, that you can legally buy in shops... ill try to carry on but i am shocked and appauled' best line in comedy, ever!

[XxWolfhowlsxX]

he may have an ego, but damn hes hilarious to watch 

[JoshRobertson142]

what does bill say at 5:29

[AllyDuffRose]

@JoshRobertson142 he says 'you're about as punk as Enya', lol!



[bezerkoid]

He isn't really funny, but at points he went back to trying to take it on the chin, to his credit.

[MrBullard123]

hes not funny

[BlackDollarBills]

i dont lke simon amstell but that last line cracked me up aha

[LJAY1313]

At least he made it funny and can take a joke, good for him. LOOL best episode aha

[ScottishDoonie]

Punks love points!

You're about as punk as Enya!

Hahaha

[SporkyD]

Number 5 from the line-up was on Britains Got Talent!! Legend xD!!!

[swanskdb]

Donny is smoking now!! what is he going to do next?!??!??! I want to carry on but I am shocked and appalled :-o

best bit!

[charlieweaseluk]

When did punk rock turn into 'Excuse to be a twat'. Urggghh

[kisbie]

@charlieweaseluk About 1977, I'd say.

[Psy1402]

Awww, he thinks he's punk.

[MrLittletomdj]

Always good to watch a self righteous celebrity have thier ego challenged & thoroughly raped. =)

[yuame]

He proved himself a complete idiot when bashing on with Bill Bailey. How childish+foolish to make himself an arse by pretending a 'punk', not even for real, rather a stereotypical one. No wonder the band didn't get famous, with that kind of stupid attitude you'll never in anyone's favour. Famous or notorious, either of them requires you a 'brain' and he obviously lacks of it.

[Aligav0]

uve gotta be pretty retarded to have a slaggin match with a group of comedians

[Szaam]

I'm not Toby Anstis.

[muckarooni]

you think of me,a small penis lol

[SafcLad2k]

Punks love points

[Gazmus]

Respect for that? Preston didnt really do anything wrong and they constantly took the piss out of his wife. Tourette deserved everything he got :)

Not that I didnt like him on there, was madly entertaining.

[jungsbodyguard]

@Gazmus You're mad. Preston deserved everything. Simon only stated a fact and quoted from his wife's book verbatim.

[brownteal21]

I'm not going to sit here and bash Donny. Sure, he's an idiot, but overall he was not THAT bad of a sport.

[Profy00]

what a fucking bellend

[BethanyNikisha]

The one on the end of the line up was on Britains got Talent last night!

I recognised him and got excited! :D

[GameOfYears]

I respect him for not walking and the joke about Prince and his song 1999

[tiasarahellielorna]

"Was it, did his helmet go blue?" lool

[ThrottleCola]

8 People are walruses.

[psychopathtoine]

He's overdressed!

[Crinne1990]

A CIGARETTE YOU CAN LEGALLY BUY IN SHOPS!!!! I will try to carry on but I am SHOCKED AND APPAULED!!!

[Crinne1990]

1:47- LMAO at his dance X3

[lukeisareilly]

Odd seeing Noel and Bill together

[OFFICIALHarryCleaver]

Donny Tourette reminds me of Stifler from American Pie.

[kennyshortcut]

he was so drunk

[BggProductions]

"You think me a small penis?" LOL

[thebryman]

@BggProductions that was a fucking brilliant come back!

[Aroseby1]

@BggProductions I've played that scene over and over again and it never fails to make me laugh! Simon Amstell is one of the wittiest people on tv.

[ehmazin]

Absolute cock

[Mirrorkissers]

Donny has always got suitably inebriated before doing live shows and stuff like this, but this was so embarassing.

[Badkarma333]

If there was ever a bigger difference in wit between two people than between simon and donny, I haven't seen it.

[indierickenbacker]

"Your about as punk as Enya"

[pugilistofpower]

What an arse!

[ALEXOVNI]

Phil Jupitus is the man.

[dageezerboi]

Torrette looks like tommy lee from under siege

[arsenalmar]

i am the walrus? haha

[duckiesgoqu4ck]

Noel Fielding is adorbz

[thefinalflower]

To be honest, I don't/didn't hate Donny Tourette. His attitude might have been bad at times, but like others have said, he took it on the chin. And he was amusing, if in a slightly depressing way.

[aaronrushton1]

everything simon said was just so much funnier than what tourette said or did.

[AtenRa]

"You think me a small penis?! Well, I never!"

[lpwade]

noel fielding is friends with donny tourette. seems odd.

[BoyMunkey08]

He went from trying to be smart and funny,failing and then to feeling humiliated then  realised his defeat tried to be their friend and hoped people wouldnt keep laughing at him,failed at that then went to being a massive dick. lol

[Katmarie100]

Whatever you think of Tourette as a singer or a person, he took all the stick on the chin and played along at his own expense!

[Dlareme180]

I am the Walrus! xD

[draygds]

such a t0sser

[neil6800]

what a dick head!

[InDreamsITalkWithYou]

I love how on wiki his band is classed as Pseudo Punk .God what a wanker this guy is

[xerllessur]

you think me a small penis?

[TheSicDominator]

i dunno what everyone's saying lol, i like this donny guy, yeah he's a poser, but he seems nice and he's a funny guy

[HappyThoughtsToU]

His name is Donny Tourette? wow I always called him as Asshole!

[ricjuk]

i was going to call him a cunt but it goes without saying really doesn't it.... 

[munkyfetal]

AH the dance amstice does when the sex pistols are playing makes laugh out loud lol

[TwoTube2]

This, the Preston and the Amy Winehouse episodes are probably my favourites. Donny Tourette was great in that he was utterly shit. Ah I miss Simon Amstell presenting...

[ThePoetJewels]

Donny is actually a really lovely genuine guy, very very nice X

[flyawayhome3]

this was great... although you missed the helmet turning blue and the donny vs bill bailey bit

[preytec]

i miss toby anstis, nmtb needs him back.

[222apple222]

What a fucking prick .

[HcmJames]

i feel sorry for phil, why does the other team always get the nice and interesting people?

[MrUSA1980]

Danny faggot Tourette acts, talks and looks like a queer somebody kill that bastard

[Dungarth]

..Where is Donny now? Hes disappeared from the media spotlight as quick as he came, I'm sure hell be sorely missed by all 8 of his fans.

[Cooplowski]

Whoever posted this is a cunt who doesnt understand what its like to be in the public eye.

[ItsJamesFisher]

and you didnt include the "did his helmet turn blue" !?!?!?!!

[jackyeah00]

1:10 - Exactly why you don't argue with a comedian... Especially if you're an unfunny, uneducated, stupid, poser cunt.

[truepoisson]

when simon puts on the shades and picks up the fag... he looks kind of hot.

[SkyeColes]

"you think me a small penis?"

[MikeMJPMUNCH]

when buzzcocks has guest on the show like that i always wish lamarr was back on the show because he would utterly destroy them.

[SafeAzFuck]

Donny is a TOTAL DICK!

[boobabycluebaby2]

"Donny is *smoking* now!?" I looove Simon's voice when he says that line

[boobabycluebaby2]

LMAO! Simon is sooo clever!!

[AndrewJM70]

Donny Tourette = PRICK

[birminghambred]

amstell is fuckin brilliant! p.s dont know how to spell his name. might aswell call him amstis

[cornholio1962]

donny who

[ImBoyCryWolf]

This is beyond brilliant.I would turn gay for Simon.

[theunseen77]

Possibly the best Buzzcocks episode ever.

[KANETREADWELL]

The comedians do this for a living. When the 'stars' try to make them look stupid it always backfires.

[osl93]

Amstis dicked all over Donny here :P

[PENRYISADUDE]

@OrogionalKos

That's because donny is a punk and Preston is a sensitive twat.

[Birdman283]

Great impression!!

[LizzardArmstrong]

i love donny at the end.

[LizzardArmstrong]

I LOVE SIMON AMSTELL !

[trainwrecked1000]

lol at the small penis gag

[maccy1234]

Despite what other comments have been said this was a great episode of buzzcocks, Donny made me laugh! We all think Dappy is a wanger but his appearances on Buzzcocks changed my opinion of the guy also. Fair play.

[OrigionalKos]

He took more abuse than Preston and didn't walk off. Respect for that.

[WillShakespeare2007]

@OrigionalKos He abused Prestons wife. Do you not understand the difference. A man does not stand by and allow his wife to take abuse. What thew hell is wrong with people that they don't understand that any more. England has really gone to the dogs that the men can not even stand up for their wives.

[SuperMegabar]

@WillShakespeare2007 Thats the thing. He didnt stand up for her. He just walked off.

[ViolentRunning]

@WillShakespeare2007 Sorry if the clip you mention gives you a bad impression of england. I will say that a better response from Preston would have been "Yep, the agent got her a book deal, said 'write any old crap, it'll sell'... and it has"; i.e. be honest and win the moment. Instead he took a defensive stance, despite the book being pretty indefensible. This is funny in a way. The joke was a bit cruel though, but the senstive (Lemmy etc) should avoid appearing on Never Mind the Buzzcocks:)

[whatevermoo]

@WillShakespeare2007 To be FAIR, his wife is a bit of an idiot.

[coltmanm]

@OrigionalKos perhaps but he did more than preston. preston was too soft but donny is sort of annoying

[yuame]

@OrigionalKos That arse was being just a complete kunt. This kunt's no much different and NO, there's no need to give a respect to that kind of imbeciles.

[geminator]

@OrigionalKos no respect for that he deserves the shit and it should be compulsery for him to take every breath of abuse given to him :) x

[iSleptWithTigerWoods]

has he been on big brother??

[quickmantan]

whens donny gonna be back in the game doin something.. wasted legend,,

[CHAMPIONES09]

He put on a brave face to show try and show that he wasn't taking it serious. Donny got piss taken right out of him in this one, loved every minute.

[quickmantan]

@CHAMPIONES09

you dont understand shit, this is the est episode ever and its all down to donnys genius.. he is playing on it,, honestly if donny was pissed off he wouldve walked out or started a fight... donnys a legend cause hes got a sense of humour and can laugh at himself....

trust me donny cudda made the show boring as fuck.. im a performer and entertainer too and what donny done on this show is genius.... its called showmanship.. its called banter its what the shows all about ...

[CHAMPIONES09]

@quickmantan

We're all entitled to our opinions.

[quickmantan]

@CHAMPIONES09

your right everyones entilted to their own opinions but i can assure you that your opinion is wrong.

[CHAMPIONES09]

@quickmantan

How can an opinion be wrong lol ?

[quickmantan]

@CHAMPIONES09

how can an opinion be wrong???

what if i said in my opinion americans never landed on the moon..

either they did or they didnt.. so my opinion could be right or wrong..

lol lol

opinions can be wrong PML

[quickmantan]

@CHAMPIONES09

you could say in my opinion donny tourettes hair looks really bad,,, in that way you cant be wrong, cause its your opinion in taste..

but you cant say "he put on a brave face to show that he wasnt taking it serious"

and call that a opinion that cant be wrong, cause either he was putting on a brave face, or he was genuinely having a laugh.. you get me LOL

[CHAMPIONES09]

@quickmantan

Your obviously a fan of that prick, so I can't see this little "debate" ending for some time, so I'll leave it there.

[Zorro0kid0797]

Donny is a twat, but I think that if you put him with Simon and Noel, he's gonna make them say something funneh :P

[TGTAP]

Although Donny acted like a fucknut, you have to give him his due's he didn't get offended and made this episode funny as fuck

[dageezerboi]

lmao fair play to Donny though he took it as a laugh

[MrRichardParkin]

"Hang on a minute! Donny is SMOKING now! What is he going to do next! A cigarette that you can legally buy in shops! I'll try to carry on but I'm shocked and appalled!" All the while getting higher pitched. Epic

[AntonioRepiso]

"are you going to cause some sort of, RIOT??? :O" haha simon amstell = legend

[HcmJames]

what episode was this?

[Domydoor]

@HcmJames Series 20, Episode 2

[jimmyshitbags]

donny tourette is a fuckin loser, shit band and is just an arsehole in general.

[Nexius8]

Donny knew why he was there and set himself up to get the piss taken out of him and therefore more air time and a possible invite back.

[dwilliamsespex50]

Its hard to believe that there are people who want to be like this thick cunt!

[jimmymckooel]

One of the worst rock stars of all time, possibly the worst.

[MrIndiepick]

amstells a beers..I like Beer...and I Like You!

[missmartini35]

haaa!!! omg i could not stop giggling at this :]

[HcmJames]

well he still didnt have it as bad as that guy from blue

[WC95Productions]

Donny's a twat, but at least he took the jokes instead of walking off like Preston did.

[MrBoBoTom]

Ripped him apart.

[joeisaflyingfish]

'And I like you!'

[WorthyTraitor]

As far as this appearance is concerned, he was a great sport about it all so lots of credit to him.

[narakupain]

i am the walrus!

[Cla900]

this was definitely the best buzzcocks episode.

everyone thinks donny is pathetic..i think he's amazing.

you can take the utter piss out of him, yet he still laughs.

love simon!

[0RockaRolla0]

@Cla900 That's cause there's nothing else to do but laugh, any other reaction would be like putting a magnifying glass over him, amplifying his twaty-ness three fold. Best to take the least conspicuous way out, with his reputation, wouldn't you say? I wouldn't say his laughing about it has earned him any respect, he was simply trying to escape with as least injury to his ego as possible.

Of course this is just my opinion.

[xDismantleMex]

God, I hate Donny Tourette. He's a poser bitch who tries to act punk and just ends up looking like a complete dick. Oh and his band fuckin' suck.

[EilidhlovesA7X]

@xDismantleMex you a distillers fan? just the dismantle me is a song by them,

[xDismantleMex]

@EilidhlovesA7X Yep, that's where i got it from.

[EilidhlovesA7X]

@xDismantleMex fuck yeah, i fucking love the distillers man, words cant discribe so i wont borther

[petkragh]

I know he's a worthless twit, but I couldn't help feeling a bit sorry for him. :) He was completely destroyed.

[ChrisRoughleyTV]

what a fucking prick

[waaatwat]

LOL him thinking he's punk is so hilarious

[sandblaster8080]

most women in the country wud step over donny bonehead to get near bill bailey

[WellKnownSecret]

What is that song that Simon plays? When he looks like "a child dizzy on lemonade"?

[moofEU]

@WellKnownSecret aaaaaaaaahahahah

[greetingsiamross]

@WellKnownSecret 

[squallqwodo]

@WellKnownSecret if you genuinely dont know, its the Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK