Nostalgia Critic - Cool As Ice

[ra83clement]

real name Irwin van winkle

[GTSkylineGTR]

lmaooo at the intro

[BattyKellen]

"Don't mock me. I'm gonna last forevuh!"

XD

[regiroiseel]

I find myself rewatching videos without knowing it. Santa Christ must have wiped MY mind,too. D:

[12yellowcab]

i also like the ending jokes to on his other reviews

[12yellowcab]

16:51 hahaha

[arceus9000]

*plays "Under Pressure" on bass*

Friend says to me DUDE!!! Vanilla Ice! :D

a punch to the face and a shit beating later and he STILL doesnt get it

[goldenpizzaking]

0:00 my god he having a psychotic breakdown

[Nfored702]

Was this movie made to boost vanilla's popularity cause there should be no reason why anyone would make this shit.

[MrPedros1989]

@Nfored702 yep, it was made ONLY to cash on Vanilla's Ice popularity and to make him more popular. I don't know from where, but I remember that this shitfest was directed by a guy who made a commercials before (hence the 'advert touch') and he disowned this parrot droppings few months after the premier.. It's pretty bad...

[azamtiger]

"So that was COOL AS ICCCCE, and it is......bad as shittttt!!!" XD

I LOL'd so much during the entire review!

[DarthOptimus207]

Captain Kirk eating sour cream while playing chess on Hoth is blacker than Vanilla ice

[Truthiness231]

On behalf of all Caucasians, and addressing all other races: we're very, very sorry. If we could take back Ice, we would. History can be quite dark, but hopefully we'll learn from the mistake and move forward a wiser nation.

[ohnoesknowsnonose]

7:55 Walking crossword puzzle ahhaahahhahahaahah

[LweesDaJuggernaut]

Fresh!



[TheDisneyfanatic99]

Aw man, we're in the desert. I better be careful or I'm gonna melt. Cause I'm IIICCCEEE!

HAHAHA

[SpiderXxPirate]

Forget slavery, corporate values, and the KKK. Nothing can make me more ashamed of being white than this movie.

[TheDarkNeonHero]

XD goddamn you NC. your laugh is infectious in the beginning

[purepuchi]

So what about black people trying to be white...is that too black?

[PAC0SANCHEZ]

"Two year old who had to pee" move. Lol.

[bundewood]

I acedently pased at 00:47 bad idea

[Munkinbabe]

This movie is horrible and pointless.

[Munkinbabe]

I never heard of this movie and I already have a feeling it is a rather crappy film.

[clcincinnatiwolf78]

beonyd white

[spiderjerusalem100]

This has got to be a joke, no one is stupid enough to make a movie this brain meltingly shit.

[FalseImpressionist75]

@spiderjerusalem100 Apparently Vanilla Ice had enough money to convince producers to back this flop wad of fuck so yeah....

[godzilla964]

I've seen Cirque Du Solei performers dress more subtle than Ice.

[mjojni123]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY.cause I'm ice.i mean venusaur

[mjojni123]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!!!!!!

[tocofool]

I agree with him thumbs his comment up

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[arkki112]

@tocofool So you agree with yourself... ok.And if you dont like it dont watch it and GTFO

[ilovetoparty1]

@tocofool Gollum agree with Smeagol, Gollum think Smeagol soo cool!

[tocofool]

you fucking asshole this was a good movie so fucking you ass i will fuking gick you ass

[kckinsmcg]

@tocofool No it wasn't...

...and...did you just agree with yourself? ._.

Some people.

[AzeroSpace]

@tocofool i will gick his ass too, but i won't because i like his videos. and oh, this guy who uploaded this vid did not make this vid. so before you say you're gonna "gick" someone's ass, just read the description

[Chibikan]

@tocofool Why don't you learn how to type and spell before you go making threats.

[DrakeVagabond]

Everyone who watched this movie had to watch an uncut NWA music video 300 times just to balance out the whiteness

[DrakeVagabond]

Eminem's wake up call is chocolate

[Deavi783]

Fargin icehole!

[mynameisradar]

wow what dumb, shity,,racist, and egotistical movie

[rydgemolino]

slept in a freezer because this show gave me the chills like ice bitches

[ECL28E]

Look on the bright side. Ice turned into Johnny Bravo

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Oh. My. GOD. IMDB tells me this is supposed to be a remake of 'Rebel Without A Cause'. Well, more like 'Rebel Without Any Fashion Sense'.

This movie left me cold... like ICE!!!

[000MrM]

At the beginning of this while he was laughing, I was thinking "Turn the gas off, TURN THE GAS OFF!".

[LKAvallon]

lol white people

[RedGamerFox]

@ECL28E I think he's doing volunteer work in house-building and renovation. That's just what I heard, though.

[Ninjasantaclause]

@JustineBieberxoxo

Looks like someones burning in hell.....,

[agent101stickman]

Cause im ICE......................!

[perplacymp]

"Oh no, they're doing it clownstyle!"

[Jackeduphobo33]

Vanilla ice is in this movie? All I could see was some halfwhite dot walking around.

[2Carny]

fale

[Nixel85]

14:42 - Pure Win

[ECL28E]

Where is Ice now-a-days?

[fiddlestyxify]

@ECL28E He's down here in south Florida, flipping houses.

[Undamagedaddyk]

@ECL28E Dancing on ice.

[ak47assassin20]

If eminem didn't come we would still have shitty white rappers

[KrazyKrippler]

@ak47assassin20 You mean since Eminem came we started to have shitty white rappers.

[FalseImpressionist75]

@ak47assassin20 We still have shitty white rappers dude, eminem didn't change anything other then being an exception to the rule till he became a shitty white rapper too.

[BelatedCommiseration]

The sad thing is that the whole white boy 'creatively shaved 8 bit game look a like' shaved back and sides seems to be making a bit of a comeback in recent years...depressing to think that Vanilla Ice and co seem to have been ahead of their time or still be influencing current fashion from this distance in time...I love the nineties but I don't miss this look!

[pariastabendesa]

GO DUMBASS GO DUMBASS GO!

[christaTiessn435]

am i the only one who wants to hit ice over the head every time he talks?

[TRAINSARECOOL2]

This is without a doubt one of the best Nostalgia Critic episodes.

[TheKonnnY]

@TRAINSARECOOL2 the room is way better ;P

[NinjaInConverse]

God, I used to get hit on by guys like Vanilla Ice in high school >_<

[JeffroTV]

Fuuuuuck you Kiiiddd!

[serpico89]

the critic disappeared :((

[tthomaselli2]

To think, I saw this on Amazon, recently & it's a part of Universal Picture's 'Universal Pictures Vault Series'...

[maxpaynefan98]

@tthomaselli2 It probably means vault of shame.

[SkewYT]

@maxpaynefan98 That could be any room at all at Universal.

[tthomaselli2]

20:52.; A full book of what?

[serpico89]

@tthomaselli2 the 'kama sutra.' its an ancient text from india that deals with sex and sexual positions lol

[tthomaselli2]

0:00-0:36.

[darkxaur]

Let us thank the likes of Simon Cowell for attempting to resurrect Vanilla Ice's career.

Here's hoping the world outside of the UK never get to witness the horrors of Jedward. :P

[destinykid91]

this film brings shame to America XD

[X1SlothX1]

This makes me hate to be white.

[HushHushAngel]

entertaining, my bad

[HushHushAngel]

As stupid as this is going to sound, I agree this movie is terrible, but I find it VERY entertainment.

And I LOVE his songs.

[supersonicspence1]

You like my shorts? I got em' from the Hamburgler! :D

[Theoppositesex]

This movie makes me quite embarassaed to be alive. Which I actually think is what it was intended to do.

[Anosplicer]

white people aren't this lame, we cool AS IIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE

[spiderjerusalem100]

I am now 100% dumber having seen some scenes from this embarrassing, pile of festering wank excuse for a movie.

[BlueIconoclast]

4:06-4:09 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[lu4y4pants]

I actually want to see this movie now.

[HushHushAngel]

@lu4y4pants go for it dude, it's stupid, but it's cool too. Cool as IIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE :)

[herounlimited13]

@loneshewolf74 You also forgot Brian Griffin, Voldemort, Dracula, Edward Cullen, Vampires in general, the Abominable Snowman, Silver the Hedgehog, Reshiram, GLaDOS, Wheatley, and Snoopy

[VaciliNikoMavich]

This isn't a PG movie....this a D movie...D for Dumb...

[lu4y4pants]

@VaciliNikoMavich  No, it's an I movie. For Icccceeeee. Sorry. Couldn't resist.

[VaciliNikoMavich]

@lu4y4pants Lol I understadn xD

[super17a]

ice is so white that when he went to night school the teacher told him to sit behind the * yo mommas so black joke kid* so she could see them both

[TheAeroAvatar]

You folks know the guy who directed this was NOT a film director before this, but was a commercial director?

No wonder this feels like a badly-made TV ad.

[HUNRUSPWNZ]

whiter than Gandalf the White

[dracowheelz5]

The Post-it says, " LEARN TO RAP!"

[loneshewolf74]

Famous people this movie is whiter than: Casper, Snow White, the queen from the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Pop n' Fresh Doughboy, the Staypuft Marshmallow Man, Frosty, the Michellan Man, and King Boo from Super Mario Bros.

[MatawanBullShark]

@loneshewolf74 You forgot Krypto the Superdog, Kimba, Ika Musume and Dewgong (a pokemon)

[herounlimited13]

@TheDoomBrony He's so white that people would mistake him for Frosty the Snowman.

[Pooky1991]

When the Batman theme was playing, the intro to the 1966 batman show was on my tv playing at the same time!XD

[Mrmys1900]

it's because i'm black isn't it

[903yourmom]

So that's what john cena looked like in the 90s

[funkyhouseofcraft]

FFFFUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK YOU KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrmariofull]

Do you have ice in a can? YOU DO! Well ya better let the fella out before he melts! UHA UHA UHA UHA

[MrUndeadpancake]

@mrmariofull or just leave him in there

[Rock29Roll]

@mrmariofull Tee, hee. I'm obligated to laugh at his stuff. L-O-stinkin'-L! Actually, that was a little funny.

[BlackRyuOmegaIII]

"Yeah! Got that off the Disney Channel!"

[theshakter]

Aweful film with a funky soundtrack

[Anosplicer]

oh it's bad, it's very very you know what just SHUT IT

[jonbimk21]

Get off the crack Jack

[jesusmurderer01]

dick buttkusses wake up call sounds fuckin hilarious

[ttlyafterhour]

Wow,before he knew who "Ice" was,her little brother told a complete stranger where she was.....

[towliehasnoidea]

God he's sooo black

[TheCasualChristian]

Care to be lame with me

[SuperDbzfan4life]

I'm so glad I never saw this movie. I could barely make it though the review. The nostalgia critic is great but as a white person this just makes me want to emphasize the fact that I am 1/8 black.

[sonadowfangirl30869]

heard the song "ice ice baby" on the radio in school a few days ago. instantly had to think of this review

[Hayao]

@sonadowfangirl30869 I feel bad for the people at your school then.

[sonadowfangirl30869]

@Hayao yeah

[getmario64]

Yay! And it goes to Lil Wayne and he make his own movie called "Lame as Wayne" and Justin Bieber call his movie too called "Bieber as Gayier"!

[rush1er]

LMAO " Like my shorts?... I stole them from the Hamburgler

[geru45gyik]

it's funny 'cause racism against white people is acceptable

[MasterofArda]

@geru45gyik

It's not racism if the guy telling the jokes is white...

[Vault101Reject]

@MasterofArda It's true though, and I say this as an Englishman. You can be as racist, sexist, bigoted and xenophobic as you want, so long as you're not white.

[a1b26600]

@geru45gyik You know that it's ok as long as the critic's white, right? If Chris Rock wasn't black he would be considered the most racist man on earth

[MetalSonicEX]

@geru45gyik That's becuase us white people are kind of assholes.

[geru45gyik]

@MetalSonicEX

No

[dragonforks93]

@geru45gyik Just like sexism against men is acceptable eh?

[JustineBieberxoxo]

@geru45gyik I find all racism acceptable, and encourage all racism against muslims.

They are most butthurt which makes for best LOL.

[rantardekokolokokoko]

@JustineBieberxoxo ur gay

[JustineBieberxoxo]

@rantardekokolokokoko And you must be muslim.

[SunflashTehMace]

@JustineBieberxoxo ....because Islam is a religion and not a race?

[JustineBieberxoxo]

@SunflashTehMace Yes.

Racism against religion, they talk about the race of glorious islam.

I take it they are a race then.

I'd be just as happy being a bigot.

-

Whichever way... Fuck muslims and put them in the deathcamps.

[rantardekokolokokoko]

@JustineBieberxoxo and wut r u?

[CrispyJell]

@geru45gyik ya fackin' derp

[1236sason]

whitest man in the whitest town said he was hanging in THE HOOD ?

and he is so white and the rest of the bike riders are BLACK

(white d'artagnan and 3 black musketeers LOL)

[crh2010]

lol@ vanilla ice being a hard ass outlaw biker

hilarious how hollywood is sometimes

[crh2010]

3:14-3:18 the modern romatic comedy formula

[tehfettot]

CUZ IT'S MAED OF IZZZZE!

[eartianwerewolf]

I hate how the girls are always with a jerk and it takes them just to the story to realize it...

[Greythaniel]

If he was any whiter he'd be translucent...

[CatMaster90001]

16:29

FORESHADOWING!!! For the Inspector Gadget review! Here's proof:

Cool As Ice: By the way, is it me, or is the music starting to sound like Inspector Gadget?

Inspector Gadget: And while we're at it, let's get one of the greatest directors of all time, the one who made the coming-of-age classic, Cool As Ice.

YA SEE??!!!

[360deeman]

Let's G O

[mrmistful]

Ninja ice... ITS SUB-ZERO!!!

[Kingofcorrect]

I love being White and feel no shame for it. If I could write "White motherfucker!" on a job application, I would!

[Kingofcorrect]

This movie killed Charlie CHeswick!

[reiz20]

You know...I really support Cat's boyfriend, he really didn't do anything bad to deserve that, Vanilla Ice just came up and steal his girlfriend; like NC says...What an Icehole !

[ikki453]

@reiz20 well honestly, Cat's boyfriend was way too insecure. because he tried to compete with Vanilla Ice for Cat so much, he began to really look like a real douchebag in the movie. so the bad boy ended up being the nice guy in comparison. it was still a fail at his part, cause had nothing to compete against, and now he made himself look like the icehole of the movie. even lied on Ice twice. he woulda kept her if he didnt try to act so hard on sumthin that wasn't real. he made this on his own.

[12yellowcab]

17:10 i love it when he does stuff like that

[12yellowcab]

12:37 FUCK YOU KID

[Applemask]

White people suck. We seriously do.

[wd1250]

ICEMAN!

[mrdropkicker1]

I'm kind of tired of white being considered an insult. A little racist if you ask me.

[videogamehunter820]

Watch out for "the father of Family Ties" because that's Burt Gummer (Michael Gross) from Tremors and he a master of warcraft. He can melt Ice in a second LOL

[aczumel]

it could be worse this director could go on to make the live action inspector gadget movie.... wait a minute.......................

[killer92173]

Go Dumbass, Go Dumbass, GO! Go Dumbass, Go Dumbass, GO!!

[TheMarylandDude]

Wait, Vanilla Ice had a movie? How the fuck did that happen? This guy wasn't embarrassing to watch back in the day.

[Applemask]

So Cathy's pretty much fucked. Her only two choices are that preppy douchecanoe and fucking Vanilla fucking Ice for fuck's sake.

[nightgardener1313]

Why does his torso sound like a hollow wooden box when she punches him?

[lostmybrains]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!

[TheDoomBrony]

He's so white Casper would go "DAMN!"

He's so white that it looks like his eye color and pupil were tattooed om.

He's so white that when he gets sun bleached he becomes transparent.

He's so white that if he were in war during a winter his camo would be his skin.

He's so white you would be able see him in the dark.

He's so white that when you draw him there's no need to color him in.

He's so white that if he had a white tee on it would be like he was naked.

He's so white he looks pale.

[ECL28E]

@TheDoomBrony He's so white, Asian guys would eat him with chop sticks

He's so white, he's neon white

He's so white, kids that play hacky-sack look at him and go, "damn, that guy is white"

He's like Will Smith's negative

[hamursh]

@TheDoomBrony He's so white he likes to ply Pokemon White version!

[robertsfunny1995]

@hamursh  But that version's the one with the black legendary.

[NelsonStJames]

13:08 You mean this isn't what white people do all day????

[Marureenu]

"ICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE!" xD

[sk8rdood67]

The music sounds like Inspector Gadget?

The irony is stunning.

[TheAeroAvatar]

@sk8rdood67 It is, isn't it?

Kinda makes sense though, the same director who made this mess directed that mess. Thankfully, those were his only two films.

[trivlock]

I heard that correct right, Sugar Shack?!

[qsljfsopiucvn]

The demented version of Mary Poppins... Mary Poppills?

[LEGOratchet4202]

oh lord its michael gross

[connorski]

12 54 on ices jacket uou see the word sex me on his right arm

[kamphychair]

Did anyone else notice that at 14:09 the cK logo has a watermark?

[TheDoopliss2]

@kamphychair i did

[NeoConnor1]

Interesting that Doug brings up Inspector Gadget,considering the director of this directing that movie,too.