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  • I thought i was the only one who molests turtles. I am not alone.

  • INTERNET WARS LOL

  • Where did you get the cag/house for the tortise

  • @DanielDumile ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SAID I AM ' SPREASING HATE???

    OH GOD YOU ARE SO PSYCHOTIC THAT YOU ARE NOT AWARE THAT YOU MADE ANOTHER INSANELY RACIST COMMENT DIDN T YOU JUST SAY THAT I AM

    A 'FUCKIN TYPICAL NIGGER'

    DUDE YOU ARE TOTALLY DELUSIONAL

    DANIEL DUMILE = PSYCHOTIC RETARD

  • @DanielDumile Hahaha hypocrite, so now you are replying as pathetically as you do on all the other vids. You re Eeven voting your own psychotic comments up, wow how hilarious. Anyway, the more hysteric you get, the more I win. Becoz we have your where-abouts now. Bye now.

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  • In other news local turtle molester "John Goodrye" was caught molesting another turtle. The police caught him after he tried to run away, looks like our turtles can finally feel safe.

  • I taught my Russian tortoise (Coco) how to blow a kiss back to you. I'm saving up to get him a tank so big he can wander in it! I don't know if i'm gonna make videos about his tricks but if i do then check out my channel if i ever do.

  • Did anyone notice that he said "Molest the tortise" that seems like an exaggeration to me.

  • stupid hippy

  • heating pads arent good for tortoises. u should use special red a blue lightbulbs i forgot what they were called

  • yes, he would know a lot about molesting wouldn't he? ;) ''shawn fay of regal reptiles was arrested for child pornography scam'' google it guys!

  • ok so seriously you dont want little children or dogs that will hurt or molest the turtles were the hell did that come from l0l

  • Where do you put the lamp on a house like that?

  • @godgrant123 clip it to the side

  • Hey I didnt know bin laden liked animals!

  • YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS!

  • how can u of all people talk about molesting you were done for child porn its disgusting

  • *****

  • i know you are not sopose to feed tortoises fruit but what about tomatoes and things like that, that are like veggies but are really fruit

  • @1993rockergirl foods like that, like cucumbers, tomatoes, etc. you should feed tortoises occassionally as a treat

  • i was sent to jail for a month for being a turtle molester when i was 2

  • Do turtles grow a beard?

  • RUSSIAN TORTOISES ARE AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • aaaaaaaa he is tiring to touch me

  • hurt and molest?!?! You are rude

  • I molest my tortoise all the time.

  • omg "molest" ppl shutup! hes not meaning the 2nd reason hes simply saying the directions!!!!!

  • wota lolololololololololol

  • Is soaking crucial? Because ours does not seem to like being in water, and I've read other people saying the same thing.

  • Soak em' in some warm wota

  • I just imagined a dog "molesting" a turtle LOL....ew.

  • thanks

    

  • molest the turtles... hahahahah

  • Molest can also mean finger bang.

  • molesting tortoises? well, that's why you tell the tortoises where there "no-no" place is at so little kids won't touch it! :)

  • im giving my away my family does not want it i do but they cant care for it any more :( any one wants it just send me a message but just send a message saying i would want to take the tortoise nothing more thank u ppl of youtube u rock! XxEmoEpicXx for lif8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i want to take the tortoise

  • y the hell would children or dogs be molesting turtles

  • dont molest the turtles XDDDDD hahahahahahaha

  • "Melost the tortle"

  • this dude is funny man

    MOLEST THE TURTLE

  • Molest the turtles? HAHAHAHAH

  • children that are going to molest the turtles?

  • How much do a One of those cost

  • 60-100

  • u wanna make sure u dont have dogs or children or micheal jackson that will hurt or molest the turtles

  • @punit21 - let michael jackson

    rest in peace, hes already dead...

  • @punit21 o...k lol :P

  • i REALLY need an answer to this problem:

    my tortoise (same type, russian) isn't eating much during the winter. is that bad? what should i do?

  • i dont own a tortoise but they do hibernate so possibly going into that state?

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  • @jakeatollah If your tort is less than 3 years old and not hibernating because of that, regular warm baths will prompt him to drink. Add a little glucose, 5 g per litre. & feed him water dense cucumber in addition to his normal diet. if no change in 10 days, get him checked by a rep vet. & consider hibernating him next year. J

  • @zenhypnotic thanks.

  • because its trying to hibernate? Mine are coming out of hibernation just now, 5 minutes ago was their first dinner that they chose to eat since I think Thanksgiving.

    Turn off the light and let them sleep, they shouldn't have food in their stomachs when they go into hibernation as it will rot inside of them.

  • Naw brod. (You probably already have this question answered) Mine did that too, he just wants to go into hibernation so he'll get really inactive. But trust me when spring hits he'll be up and about.

  • i care because if he dont know a turtle from a tortoise he shouldnt be givin advice! plus he said if house is cools use a heat mat were as any experienced breeder will warn you away from heat mats use a heat bulb on a timer ! much better for the tortoise as they like to bask .

  • he said hurt the TURTLES!!! THEY ARE TORTOISES!!!

  • WTF!!! Who the hell cares if you say turtle or toroise!!!

  • Horsefield tortoises are the same as russian tortoises. Just so you know

  • thx i didnt think of that

  • did he saw hurt or molest the turtles? WTF

  • Molest can also mean bother

  • How are we supposed to put a heat lamp in one of those thingys?

  • Hey can someone tell me what he said?

    A cement mixing bin?

    i searched for that and didn't find it.

  • In my opinion, Russian Tortoises are the best tortoises. I think there better than Greek Tortoises because there shell pattern is better. Otherwise they look the same.

  • I swear these people say the opposite of what they know just to screw with us

  • I read that kale actually reduces the calcium in the body. if so, shoudlnt one not feed kale to a tortoise?

  • Tortoises don't need much protein

  • "molest" can mean more than one meaning, like simply "bother".

  • my turtle always hisses at me.. why??

  • Hurt or molest the turtle LOL

  • don't be a fag

  • I have a Russian Tort and I swear, she'd be over the edge of that little thing in about 3 seconds. lol. I had to build a tort table and now there are 18" sides on her habitat so she doesn't climb out.

  • help help i just got molested by a dog or children

  • Lmao. Are you ok Mr tortoise?

  • Hurt or molest the turtles? LMFAO - legendary/

  • lmao

  • where did you get that cement mixing bin?

  • can any1 tell me is herman tortoise a good one?

  • a child would molest a tortise?

  • lol when i heard him say that i was like wtf?

  • how often does it poop?(i want to get information before getting one)

  • You would a child molest a tortoise?

    Get a haircut, hippie.

  • Whats wrong with being a hippie?

  • "that are gonna hurt or malest the turtles." malest them?? turtles? tortoise.....

  • Huh, you would think that container wouldn't hold heat that well. .

  • molest the turtle????

  • get a bigger tank

  • i didnt know little children liked to molest turtles

  • i adopted a box turtle and i don't know his age....can someone tell me how I can make an estimate?

  • Count the rings around his trunk.

  • i hate you

  • why would my tortoise want to eat rocks?

  • To file down his beak. The top part of his mouth, (like the lip) is a piece like a fingernail that grow and grows, and he will look funny after a while like a parrot, if he doenst have something hard and rough to file it down with.

  • my rissian tortise doesnt eat out of my hand is this bad or normal and how would i get him too? and he craps alot is that bad?

  • Some tortoises are just more shy then others. My tortoise wouldn't eat from my hand until months later.

  • he might be just timid and is nervous around humans.. if you just got him hes still scared probably.. and if he want him to eat from your hand (make sure he doesnt bite you by mistake.. it hurts trust me... ) feed him a food that he really likes. Mine luvs carrots and he'l eat carrots from my hand. experiment with different foods and see what he likes :) after a while he'l get used to you and he might eat from your hand

  • if you don't like "evil beings" then, why exactly are you on this page?

  • They are TORTOISES not turtles and he is WAY too blunt. I feel so sorry for those tortoises.

  • how do you molest a turtle?

  • for example, swinging it through the air, or hanging it by one foot, abusive things like that.

  • This guy has a wicked Boston accent and wtf is cypress? A mixture of Coconut Coir and Play Sand is a better substrate. That is waaay too many torts for that tiny mixer.

  • okay, PLEASE don't call me a dumb ass, and i know this is a stupid question but, it says to have a light "cycle", which lights do i turn off? both, UVB, or the heat? HELP!!!!!!

  • turn off uvb, they need the heat at all times, true in nature the night temp. is lower but not room temp. also put the heat over to one side of the habitat so the tort can choose it's own body temp at any time, but you can do research to make sure that ur room temp. is or isn't ok for night

  • thanks! my tortoise will be so happy

  • The sun gives off UV light and a UV bulb gives them what they are missing when they are kept indoors. Who is the dumbass now?

  • You are. I got an aoutdoor yard they can be in. :b

  • Yeah, but not everyone can have a reptile living outside, like people who live in apartments like me, or live in ND where it gets 40 below 0 in the winter, like me! Without a UVB light indoors they will get shell rot and eventually die.

  • i'm sorry about your mom :( My dad killed himself when i was 5 months old.

  • yeah u do loser

  • that guy looks like a hippie! hes obviously on crack "dont let 3 year old molest the turtle" xD btw i no wat molest means all u ppl going to comments and going "it means to abuse stupid idiot dumb!@#$"

  • another helpful vid, but very short. the guys is like in too much hurry...

  • he looks like the love guru

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  • molest th3e turtles lol. but than ks for helping im thinking about purchasing 1

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha molest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cuz you know ever day when i wake up i say you know what i am gonna molest a tortiose

  • thats just sick...

    Why did you say "so the kids dont molest the tortoise!"...

    IDIOT!

  • your the idiot, molest means to harass, you dumbass!

  • o okay I didn't know that because people at my school use the word to mean in a sexually harass people or animals.

  • molset means to hurass or disturb

  • hahahahah molest

  • molest is a perfectly proper term to address wut was being expressed, shuthafuccup and go feed ur turtoise

  • yes...little kids aren't old enough to know how to properly hold a tortoise. molest is an appropriate word. Let's show a little maturity...

  • molesting the turtle? am i the only one that thinks that is wrong?

  • The definition of 'molest' has been tainted by modern society, but this guy used it perfectly fine in context.

    He knows 'bout his turtles. :)

  • na huh my tortise loves me and i dont hurt him

  • kids molest tortoises?

  • The word molest can mean just bother someone.  Actually, in spanish, that word means only that.

  • lies.

  • do u have to put water in the tank or do u just soak them 2 or 3 times a week

  • plz help  here someone plz tell waht should i do my russian turtle was in bottom of the generator after two days i find my turtle and he is covered with oil and grease tell me tat how should i clean my turtle i clean it with water but nothing happens is there is any liquid with which i can clean my turtle plzzzzzzzzzzzzz plzzzz reply me

  • Dish Liquid? They use it on wildlife when there's an oil spill.

  • correct heat mats a bad for most tortoises as they dig to cool off! this guy "sean" is a joke! ive been to regal reptiles nothing to be proud of. they have so many dead animals most of which are in the tanks. they have actually been fined for in the past. thats why they opened up a new store which if full of cramped reps in small plastic totes. and a guy "troy" that u just want to punch in the throat. i feel sp bad for the animals. he says that he hopes we learned alot he said like 4 things????

  • Bad isea to use a heat mat because tortoises burrow to escape heat and if its burrowing towards a heatmeat it could overheat and die!

  • the vet said to put a critter carpet on the bottom?

  • WHERE DO U GET THOSE VITAMINS

  • 1) First secret to get a healthy tortoise? DO NOT BUY FROM REGAL REPTILES. They import. Find a breeder that sells CAPTIVE BRED ONLY.

    2) Its Agronemys horsfieldi, not testudo.

    3) Cement mixing bin...WAY TOO SMALL!

    4) Heat pad is next to useless. Chelonians SUN themselves. A merucy vapor UVB bulb will give LOTS of heat. If you need more heat, get another lamp.

    5) Regal Reptiles is terrible. They are only about quanitiy not quality, and just in it for the money. The animals suffer for it.

  • molest the turtles

  • i dont think he wants to

  • If someone knows tell me!my sister is getting a tortoise from her teacher and it is really red and has red eyes its not sick thats the color of its species but i have no idea what kind it is help me

  • its a tortoise

  • oh ok

  • your welcome pinkplum13

  • u asked me if someone knows tell me!my sister is getting a tortoise from her teacher and it is really red and has red eyes its not sick thats the color of its species but i have no idea what kind it is help me ?

    answer:redfoot tortoise perfectly normal and why did ur teacher give her a tort

  • Do they start to smell out the place after a bit in a room?

  • I'm sure children and dogs just love to molest and hurt tortoises :S LOL

  • LMAO hurt or molest the turtles

  • MOLEST a turtle???

  • purve

  • rt*

  • i put my russian tortoise in a size 40 fish tank. he has a walk up bath, a top screen where 2 lamps just sit, one for day one for night (night is heating lamp), food bowl and a green mat used for walking and shady area (he likes to go under) but i take him outside for like a half hour every single day....is this good enough? Also those yellow flowers (dandelions i think) r they good for RT'S?

  • yes

  • russian tortoises is great...i have one

  • are*

  • i love tortice

  • tortoise*

  • does it look like i care about the spelling

  • maybe if you did you wouldnt spell it wrong

  • you just plz shut up you wont stop talkimg shut up okkyu did i spell okky wrong too sorryyy

  • talking* okay*

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