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  • vampires eat their own poop

  • The next lame thing should be Micky Mouse is lame

  • twilight is lame

  • VAMPIRES EAT THEIR OWN POOPS BEST LINE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i love twilight but this is so funny xDD

  • TWILIGHT IS LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @bobjenz Will Sub four Sub or Armpit four Armpit?

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  • Twilight is lame. Vampires are hot when they are not trying to be vegetarians.

  • TWILIGHT IS LAME!

  • All the girls I go with like Twilight and Justin Bieber. And I also noticed something about them to, they are either fat or stupid nerds. In conclusion, Twilight and Justin Bieber are gay.

  • TWILIGHT IS WAY BETTER THEN JUSTIN BIEBER

  • Was this a video from a teenager who had no friends and  because of that says that vampires are lame ? It is true that twilight is fucking stupid but vampires are not twilight.

  • vampires being romantic is something that goes back long before twilight

  • I DONT AGREE AT ALL THE TWILLIGHT MOVIE IS THE BEST MOVIE AT ALL TIMES AND YOUR ALL JUST GEOLEUS

  • @butterfly6685 AND YOU LITTLE TEENAGER, CAN'T SPELL! Btw caps lock is not needed...

  • @butterfly6685 I say Harry Potter kicks Twilight's ass!

  • @butterfly6685 You probably wanna know that it's spelled ''Jealous''....noob

  • IN ALL THREE VIDEOS I HEAR: justin bieber eats his own poops , joe jonas eats his own poops , twilight eats his own poops !! THANKS BOBJENZ, YOU MADE MY DAY

  • THANK YOUUUU STEVEN HAWKINGS

  • Twilight is lame

  • yes twilight is lame but come one man don't insult vampires and vote Jonathon Sharkey for prez next year, you know if he makes it on the ballets

  • It's like bobjenz and fellonthedoorproject did a collab YAY

  • We must follow the truth and accept that TWILIGHT IS LAME!!!!!!

  • he speaks the truth

  • OH YEY!!!!!!!TWILIGHT IS THE LAMEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!

  • i love you bobjenz im 10 yrs old make more liam the leprachaun you rock

  • Lame??? You´re lame because your video sucks !!

  • @SarahSebastianSaint If it sucks you should like it. Its a vampire joke....

  • twilight is laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

  • Hmmmmmm. Everybody hating this vid is an emo, faggot, or a lonely person nowmethinks.

  • @burnindriver900 Or a vampire :o

  • Poor bats, they´re being shown as faggots.

  • TWILIGHT IS LAME

  • Twilight ruined vampires for me. Thanks a FREAKING lot Stephenie Meyer. Next you have a dream about vampires and pathetic human girls, don't make a book about it, idiot.

  • you are lame twiglight is awsome

  • Heh, I was looking, and New moon actually DID suck, more then the first movie. it got a 23 on rotten tomatoes.

  • Twilight is Lame, Anonymous is stupid, Vampires suck (not in a vampire sucking way), but bobjenz rocks.

  • Nooo Twilight is awesome:) It makes people happy.. and the people that don't like love(apparently..) is sitting at home hating it and writing comments and fighting with people that like twilight.

    Haters gonna hate. Lovers gonna love.

  • @mmao96 Love is not something that keeps everyone miserable.  That movie didn't express a single drop of actual love.

  • @mmao96 Are you kidding me?

  • another tosser

  • @bobjenz vamps hate the sunshine so I am going out ;p

  • GOD I HATE THE TWILIGHT S*** THAT PLAUGES MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!! I swear to god i am the only kid on my block that doesn't jizz themselves every time they watch Twilight. VAMPIRES LOOSE THEIR POWERS IN THE SUN,(they dont burn ethier)THEY DON"T F***ING SPARKLE!!!!!

  • twilight is cool, besides thats just your opinion

  • @skullmetalheavy no its fact

  • @sgtwok and maybe its a fact tht ur lame

  • @skullmetalheavy its fact because only 0.0000000001% of people like the movie and those are people around the world, and those people are usually EMO

  • Also, jacob isn't a werewolve. He is an animagus.

  • U r so hot sizzle pop hot stuff

  • @HarryPotter882 BOBJENZ LOVES YOU BACK!

  • @bobjenz u replied say hi to me

  • @bobjenz Bwains.... :)

  • @bobjenz NOOOOO ME WUV YU MOAR THEN YU!!!

  • @bobjenz *phew* for a few mnths i thought you hated us :)

  • @bobjenz yay you love little boys aren't u

  • RAAAH! TWILIGHT IS LAME!

  • Twilight is lame

  • LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!­!! TWILIGHT IS LAME!

  • ruined werewolves too fuck you twilight

  • twilight is lame

  • i thought about anonymous when the video started until he said "Anonymous had nothing to do with this video" XD i laughed my ass off

  • make that 278 O__O

  • EVEN MY ENGLISH TEACHER AGREED THAT TWILIGHT WAS STUPID AND THE TEACHER IS A SHE

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK TWILIGHT IS MEGA LAME!!!!!!!!

  • vampiers eat their own poops hahahahahahahaaa XD

  • your stupid 'stupid i hate your butt face dumd nuts

  • TWILIGHT IT AWSOME!!!! THE ONLY REASON THAT U GUYS THINK ITS LAME AND ESPECIALLY THE BOBJENZ DUDE IS B/C UR SAD THAT ALL THE HOT GIRLS LEFT UR UGLY SELF FOR THE HOT AND DREAMY ROBERT (AKA EDWARD) GET A LIFE!

  • @joebroluver1999 yay some one that agrees with me xD

  • @joebroluver1999

    Guys AND girls hate it because it's a poorly written pile of crap. -.-

    Robert Pattionson hates Twilight, too, y'know.

  • nope your just gay that's why nobody thumbs up to your comment and that Vampires are supposed to be cruel hartless bastards in our eyes not a bunch of shit heads that came out of a Barbie movie And seriously people what about the good vampire movies like Daybreakers or 30 days of night?

  • @TheOrangeGhoul Vampires were never real... 0.o

  • TWILIGHT IS AS GUY AS jUSTITN BEAVER

  • i dont really care for twilight it is lame  i actally think that is kind of cool for vampires to walk around in claouldydays but not wen there fucken skin shines in the sun thats gay buas far as i know vampires are soposed to be creatrues of the night that kill humands to survive not to fuckng fall in love with them

  • Twighlight is LAME!

  • I love twilight

  • @iceicedaly me 2

  • in soviet russia, poop eats vampires

  • yeah vimpires suck and they are lame i love werewolfs :P

  • twilight is lame

  • The Vampires in Dracula would rape Edward, Twilight is lame.

  • VAMPIRES do not care about your health they want to kill you retarted wannna be vampires noob teenage girls and little girls

  • 999, ect,ect.it goes on forever.......in other words infinitely times betterthan twilights vampires.

  • I'd rather shoot myself than watch a single twilight movie. They suck, suck so much. Real vampires are not just 1,000,000,000, they are 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99­9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,­999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99­9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,­999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99­9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,­999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99­9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,­999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99­9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,­999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99­9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,­999,

  • ya VAMPIRES SUCK

  • AHHHHH WHY YOU SAY THAT??

  • Twilight is lame.

  • When is someone gonna make a movie where vampires are badass again?

  • @bonestorm99 a new underworld movie is coming out

  • @TheNewDaySucks I meant more like the classical gothic vampires.

  • Dracula will come in there and elbow them in the head!

  • zombie george washington seld: amh zombie george washington hate TWILIGHT.

  • 272 are vampires

  • fitter, happier, more productive

  • Opinions are like assholes everyones got one and they all stink :P

  • Twilight is Lame

  • AGREED 100%

  • ....But I love VampireWario <3

    He's not lame,he's awesome! ^_^

  • VAMPIRES DONT FUCKING SPARKLE IN THE SUN THEY DIE!

  • ok I agree twilight is lame, more like it sucks ass, but don't diss real vampires, twilight makes vampires look gay which their not

  • be healthy, Be happy - because Vampires think you taste better when your Healthy and hap- OMFG

  • Thumbs up if you know someone who thinks their a vampire and you want them to fucking DIE

  • omg your so mean leave twligth alone. grrrrrrr

  • I think you just started a frenzy for girls with Vampire fetish when you said that vampires think you tastes better when you're healthy and happy:) Overload on the gym or what!:D

  • 286 teen girls masturbate to robert patinson

  • Fitter, happier, more productive...

  • LOL tht comment made me laugh at the end " vampires think you taste better when your healthy and happy " xD , anyway i gave the vid a thumbs up , for being logical and making sense

  • Twilight is F*CKING LAME!!!

  • This video will get its 666th dislike on december 21st, 2012.

  • Twilight ruined what real vampires were! Thumbs up if you think Dracula,Nosferatu, and other REAL vampires are 1,000,000,000 times better than Twilight's sparkly princess vampires!

  • @TheOrangeGhoul twilight sparkly princess vampires? you wrote fairy wrong :/

  • @TheOrangeGhoul Yeah they are like bit*hes in that dumb twilight movie(can that really be called a movie)

    they are not vampire they are pus*yes. Yeah some dumb teenagers think like oh wow this movie understands this that. Vampires are not so idiotic as theirs

  • @TheOrangeGhoul Dracula and Nosferatu were the same people. What your saying is true, but infact neither are REAL vampires. "REAL" vampires were ugly disembodied beast swawned by satan. And they didn't suck blood, the suck energy. One could only become a vampire by either being born one or being evil in life.

  • @TheOrangeGhoul YES! i like the idea that vampire can make you fall in love with them then they kill you and drink your blood! its called a real vampire not "I cant do it." cullen. Twilight killed vampires and what i want is a GOOD vampire movie not some idiot girl who falls in love with an emo teen. The writer of twilight is the most messed person in the world! screw Edward screw all those suckish twilight characters! I WANT A REAL VAMPIRE! Not some ugly idiot goth whose parents and family suck

  • I hope Blade goes to the twilight universe and kills all those sparkly vampires.

  • Twilight: Underworld for pussies.

  • Twilight is lame but so is this video.

  • rob looks like a hobow

  • Vampires were cool, but then Twilight came along and killed them. Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight, they burn.

    Other vampires are still cool, but TWILIGHT IS LAME!

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  • Vampires are sweet!

    It's the twilight vampires that suck.

    boys do not sparkle./

    well they do if there gay and love glitter

  • Twilight is for fag hags like Justin Bieber.

  • twighlight is lame

  • LAME!

  • TWILIGHT IS LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • twilight is LAME!!!!

  • twilight is lame

  • If aliens came to Earth and saw this movie they would definitely obliterate us.

  • XD twilight and just bieber put downs ....Mr burns...*Exceeellleeent*

  • f you bob jenz

  • @blakehawk01 why do you like vampires?

    i only can say you this

    "Be healthy, be happy, vampires think you taste better when you're healthy and happy"

    and youre a stupid lame teen who deserve to die eaten by vampires

  • @Clonetrooper1019 true so true

  • I hate twilight, and I'm a girl

  • I agree, except on the part about vampires sucking, because have you ever watched Buffy? or Angel? Those vampires are epic!

  • I actually like twilight but this was HILARIOUS! XD

  • Twilight sucks

  • Justin bieber, the jonas brothers and hannah montanah are all guys (with the exception of the jonas brothers and justine bierber) who masturbate to robert pattinson so it not all girl

  • Twilight = the gayest thing earth had to offer

  • i hate twilight 

  • twillight is lame. Only girls, pussy's and justin bieber likes twillight

  • twillight is lame. Only girls, pussy's and gays likes twillight

  • I'm a teenager and i already knew that twilight is for gays and girls -_-

  • twilight is lame

    Edward is a douche bag

  • Twilight is lame.

    My favorite color is purple

    Twilight is lame.

  • twilight so f lame

  • twilight is the shit. fuck anyone who does not like twilight

  • i dont get why twilight fans even watch this video if the title says TWILIGHT IS LAME.

    and twilight is pretty lame

  • UNTRUE!!! SHUT UP OR I'M MAKING A VERY SPECIAL VIDEO ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!

  • The vampire you fell in love with at school is more interested in your friend with bigger tits! LOL XD

  • twilight is lame

  • Twilight is lame! yeah xD

  • twilight is lame...and so is JB...and MC...and JoeJ....AND ALL THOSE FAKE DISNEY POPSTARS

  • @Bazzabazeman Hot damn, you said it all. Word. Thumbs up!

  • @Bazzabazeman Hell ya their all robots

  • @Bazzabazeman Hey MC hammer is not fake!

  • @jgk484 Dont worry, mc=miley cyrus

  • @Bazzabazeman can I have hugz? =3 (best c0mment EVAR)

  • @Bazzabazeman i agree but twilight rox...OK i admit it sucks i only watch when edward comes in and when james victoria and laurant come in

  • TWILIGHT IS LAmE XD

  • " The vampire you fell in love with at school is into your friend with bigger tits." LOL

  • Twilight is terrible, the only reason it became popular is because it got around the world in an hour.

  • 0:11

    ...vampires hill humans? O.o

  • You should have put that vampires are not real on there, cuz some idiot fangirls think they exist.

  • :O I'm the 80,000 viewer!!!!

  • @TheArcanin I'm the 80,001st viewer because it was on 80,000 when I clicked this.

  • @dkmovie123 NOPE I WAS

  • vampire is lame

  • Twillight Is Ubber Lame

  • why did they have to ruin vampiers  the real vampires are stuff like blade and vanhelsing

  • twilight is gay

  • I hate tqilight! it sucks ass big time!!!