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  • this game would be 100 times better without the fucking invisible shit

  • why dose it look like bf 3 graphics?

  • crysis 2 rocks

  • esta loco ese

  • u mad bro?

  • graphics are insane man haha

  • Crysis 2 could've been the best FPS MP and dominated the market. But the main problem with the game is the horrible net code with peer to peer network. This causes horrible lag, bad hit detection, disconnects, etc. If they had solid server-side dedicated servers, this game would run flawlessly. That's why I don't bother with COD or other none dedicated servers. That's why games like GOW3, KZ3 and other games with dedicated servers are preferred. The other issues are the cloak and armor boosts.

  • @AgentCell you forgot, hackers, and no maps, because egay prefers to charge for them

  • Moar C2.

  • @3Sainz Don't you generally want to be good at everything you're doing? It's kinda pathetic how you (and everyone else on the interwebs) put words into people's mouths and then insult them for something they are not inferring. Your observation and comment is poor sir, YOU GOT AN F.

  • I liked playing this game too, but I thought the cloaking thing was really out of hand in that game. I adjusted for a little while, but eventually I just returned the game because I think putting a cloaking ability in a FPS unless it's done right is a deal breaker.

    Way too much dependence on it in Crysis 2.

    Had I known there was a mode that took away the powers I would've kept it. I'm probably going to go pick it up again.

  • WHY THE FUCK DID I STOP SHOOTING

  • kicking cars ftw

  • you gotta use armor

  • why people hating so much, i guess theyre just trolling, if not theyre stupid, if the shouting bothers them theres a pause option, and the option to watch other videos or do whatever they feel like with their time

  • Step 1: Click 720p.

    Step 2: Turn transcribed captions on.

    Step 3: ????

    Step 4: Profit!

  • @KAOS016 what are you on about

  • @Stolemyusename Think about it...

  • @KAOS016 tell me

  • @Stolemyusename if you turn on the transcribed captions they write completly random words they think he is saying

  • @KAOS016 profit??

  • @30400247josh if your still wondering after all this time the dog tags are for your kill streaks

  • MAN YOU HAVE TO PLAY APB Reloaded! please do a comentary on that lol..

  • u remind me of the black quy mad at McDonalds hahah

  • Damn you should play this game dude!

  • HAHAHAHA SPECIAL POWERS LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL­LOLLOL

    oh n cloak sux itz all about the armour

  • HAHAHAHA SPECIAL POWERS LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL­LOLLOL

  • why ur so shouting fucker

  • Use infrared mode and take out the cloakmunkeys!

  • I'm sorry about that guys, that is the only way he will understand me. lol.

  • ELPRESADOR SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! FUCKING GET BETTER AT THE FUCKING GAME AND USE YOUR FUCKING ABILITIES!!!!!!!! WHEN YOU SHOOT AT A MOTHERFUCKER USE ARMOR FUCKING MODE SHIT!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

  • @masterbrice U mad, bro? If you don't like him playing like this, then go watch something else. He's just doing this for entertainment.

  • @whatthaell im not ad that how he talks

  • i have a question. my crysis 2 game freezes up just when im in a lobby for multiplayer and one time i got into a game and it was like showing me the view of whats going on under the map so it was basically a texture glitch. Is it just my copy of crysis? i downloaded the day one patch this started happening the first day i bought it

  • I dont think this is for you my man

  • you have to put on armor mode when someone shoots you

  • 8:40

    "hey wtf is that circle when i jump"

    man if this dude like kicking cars so much

    i wonder what he'll do if he finds air stomp

  • Such a shame that PRESS could not handle the cloak/armor/nanovision coordination.

  • @ELPRESADOR

    When you get a certain amount of dog tags you can unlock killstreaks, for example if you pick up 3 dog tags without dying i think you get a radar or someshit. This is good so the campers on this game can camp as much as they want but cant get any killstreaks

  • oh yeah more Crysis 2 vids!

  • YES... START LEARNING the FEATURES. I mean that's like driving a car with the window rolled up on a hot day and you REFUSE to turn on the AC @_@! good video!

  • omg you scream in every fucking commentary

  • dogtags r like killstreaks, u pick em up and u can call UAV's n stuff

  • I FUCKING LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Charge that Power Kick for MAXIMUM FUCKING UPNESS

  • IMO host helps second game I played I got host and went 18/4 game after I was on a 2 bar and went 15/14.

  • The Cloak Camper is a new breed of Camper, their favorite strategy Cloak Camping lmao!!....SHIT!!!!!

  • longest fucking ad ever. 2 plus minutes LOOKATDATSHIT!!!!!!

  • epic as always

  • Gotta love how this guy can't aim at all and he blames it on him hosting and the controller.

  • killaz...thats the dumbest thing ive read on the internet in 4 months.

  • @CleanRoach the best pc is only as good as the best display...most the retards on here have a decent pc but there displays are shit and they argue there graphics are so much better LOL right...how is my coment dumb. i tryed my pc and ps3 and there's hardly a difference, except the money part. then again i never had the $10 000 pc you fucking cock sucker!

  • @xkillaz18x even when the graphics are the same, their decent PC's run the game at higher fps than xbox. LOL 29 fps. I run Crysis 2 at near 60.

  • cant stand this game just full of campers shame though great game but brought the game back its ruined

  • PureFromEast will shoot you

  • you can't kill because u don't know how to play right. Max armor mode enemy require more shots to kill idiot.

  • shut the fuck up!!

  • e'fantastico sto gioco 

  • @BlackPhoenix623 whatever you say bro, try and get off the dick sometime

  • host definitely gives you an advantage. yes there are times you will get killed as host when u shouldnt have but overall its usually pretty unfair. though you cant gripe when some dude with armor kills you when you are not armored. i have left way too many games after catching hosts in the back with a clip to have them turn and kill me. when its unfair like that just about every time i die its the host. the inv i can deal with but that connection bs needs to go

  • CAMPIN N CLOAKIN

  • @3Sainz Never did I say that... so... your comment is stupid.

  • @vJuelsv: No problem! Go F, urself loser.

  • I LOVE THIS GAME, I LOVE THIS GAME, WHAT THE FUCK. lol Keep up the awesome Vids Elpresadors U awesome brother

  • lol this guy is so funny :P

  • Hey bra, what's your ingame name?

  • Hey elpres theres a button on the D-Pad that turns your vision into heat seeking or sumit like that so you can catch those invis people

  • play uncharted 2 the graphics are beter

  • @ChrisFrankSep roftlmao

  • @ChrisFrankSep uncharted 2 graphics look better because it's from 3rd person elevated view, but if it was on first peron, you would notice the blurry textures and low polygon stuff

  • @TopHatGiux How'd you know that?

  • @ilgrandemanu if you make the camera come close to the objects or walls, you will notice it

    you can even notice the low amount of polygons on weapons when you aim

  • lol at 3:06 a sign says "Girls Girls Girls"

  • this guy should go into voice acting

  • GUN ON GUN UR DONNE

  • Just learn to aim and all of these supposed problems the game has will stop bothering you because you'll be having fun.

  • CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

  • Its people like me that make him mad :) check out my video response or check my channel.

  • @Elpresador

    When you're facing a down head-on, like @2:52, you should activate Armor mode.

  • This guy sucks

  • looks like a campers paradise ! !

  • @dan44762000 Killcam, radar, a perk to let you know when enemies are around, a perk to let you see cloaked enemies better, and you don't get killstreaks when you don't collect dog tags. So even if someone camps in one place for 5 or 7 kills he won't get the alien aircraft or laser beam. You absolutely have to move in this game.

  • THUNDER BROUGHT ME HERE BITCH!

  • i got car kicked i accept it

  • Funny vid XD

    For real though, this is the best FPS I have played in years. Crysis 2 is fuckin amazing. And I kick cloakers asses all the time. Max armor bro - it owns.

  • @zips2626 AGREED this game owns every FPS

  • gun on gun is init elpres but you need rank 27 bud ;) FFA theres a mode that disables the suit for everyone means no invisable bitches.

  • dog tags give u the kill streaks

  • yea I do that too, I start shooting and then out of nowhere i melee

  • car killed hahahah

  • Thank You! My speakers exploded..

  • it was funny for a while but honestly you should let people know to turn down their volume if you are going to scream in the video, just a bit inconsiderate.

  • LOOK A DIS SHIT, LOOK A DIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!

  • hey whats ur gamertag man id love to hit up a game with u man just to do it it would be a frickn honor u know hit me up (Bboybigs21)

  • Why don't you yell a bit louder? Fucking idiot.

  • Team instant action > Classic = No powers, no suits

  • " ...this is Crisis 2 btw for anyone livin under a rock"

  • I LIKE THAT SOUND

  • if you collect enough tags without dying you get your killstreaks i guess

  • The best thing about this game is kicking the cars.

  • @Biznesslol

    I didn't know that. Well that sucks...At least when playing lowly levels, its camp free!

  • i like this game

  • Use armor every time you see someone that should help

  • They have classic mode were theres no cloaks

  • I'm a PC Gamer. I am hatin' on people buying XBOX because that's just retarded hardwarely speaking in terms of pricing. If I had no money to buy and upgrade my PC 24/7 I would have bought a PS3. So yeah. SDFU PC Gamers, PS3 is pretty neat. Rock on the mouse and keyboard. I can't freaking play with a controller but I could buy one for my PC and try. GUN ON GUN UR DONE !

  • @0cTeT

    ಠ_ಠ

  • MAYBE MY SENSITIVITY IS TOO SENSITIVE, LOL

  • Crysis is shit but the dog tags are a great idea.

  • I would much rather see this than CoD. I play this on PC with my PS3 controller btw.

  • The dogtags are killstreaks, most of the people who weren't dieing were using armor, the little red circle thing was falling damage. Your a real funny commentator man, you do great work.

  • Thiss games awesomee but the dog tags r how u get ur killstreak it gets annoying cuz i u doont pick them up u dont get a killstreak

  • At least they can't get killstreaks if they camp. You have to pick up the dogtags. Crytek fixed camping!

  • I actually really fucking love this game.

  • lool ur sound so noise'

  • THIS SHIT WAS FUUUN!!!

  • the end of call of duty videos ?

  • wow you are a giant fag. These videos are entertaining and funny. You sound like a pretencious weiner. fuck other commentators, elpresador doesn't take games seriously and its pretty refreshing actually.also the yelling is funny

  • Wow, STOP YELLING. You would have some credibility as a gamer if you would stop yelling and just play the game for what it is, a game. People like you could go 40-0 KD and die once and immediately be pissed off at the game, crying and bitching like the universe is all against you. Sounds to me like you're just bad at the game, which explains your childish reserve for kicking cars instead of performing.

  • @MrWereman the yelling is why people love this man and if you don't like it then hop off scrub

  • 2:20 minute long ADVERT WHAT THE FUCK!

  • Btw, THERE IS A GAMEMODE WITHOUT THE NANO SUIT, aka "gun on gun".

  • I bet if you started using Armor mode more you would dominate. I saw several instances where if you just had that little bit of extra armor you would have tore it up. Also hold LS down when you aim to steady your aim. Works for all guns.

  • Solution : Use the fucking perk that allows you to see cloaked enemies. DURRRR

  • i hate that stupid Prius song >.<

  • Why don't you just use one of the perks that make the enemy cloak useless?

  • I DON'T GIVE A SHIIT! w8, I do give a shit...

  • Cloak / Invisibility is trash. Resistance 2, Killzone 3, Resistance 3.. definitely hurts good games.

  • watch this while listening to deadmau5 BEAST COMBO ATTACK!!!

  • Cloak sounds like ghost

  • they look like s500's.

  • u collect the tags to progress ur killstreak.

  • LOOK AT THE SHIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!

  • This looks a COD game with ALOT of detail

    KZ3 looks more vibrant

  • 2 onn 1 im DONNNNEE!

  • Car Kicked! Classic lmao.

  • Kick that car like a can of Pepsi! LMAO. I have to pick this game up. EF

    Jersey City, NJ

    

  • do more with this game man

  • gun on gun ya DONNNNE!

  • @ALASKANFLYGUY it's not gay at all, running around and gunning has gotten old, they're trying to spice it up, it's fun on the pc, I get the impression this isn't so easy on the controller

  • I can't wait to cop this game. Shit looks crazy.

  • This game is great, if you like having to shoot someone 50 fucking times to kill them, or if you enjoy lag.

  • i got car kickedddd!!!!

  • EVERYTHING HANDI-CAPS YOU! WHY THE GAME ALWAYS GOTTA BE THROWIN YOU UNDER THE BUS LIKE THAT DAMN!!! =]

  • blame truth liked this :)

  • you sound like thugnifican from boondocks

  • HOLLLAAAAA!!!! You're DUN!!!

    

  • @UltimateBadass007 Again you are a fucking dumbass beacuase you clearly didnt finish grade 1 because you cant read. Dont talk shit until you pass the first grade buddy. Dont bother to respond bitch cause your blocked. PCE faggot.

  • Dog tags accumulate to give you your killstreaks.

  • @UltimateBadass007 Clearly you are since you cant read a simple comment. D-u-m-b a-s-s. Can you read that better?

  • "car kicked" LOOOOOOL

  • do you ever stop yelling? i was listening with earphones and almost went deaf

  • I do like Crysis 2. Very fun. I do prefer it over Call of Duty right now, but I'm sure that will change.

  • NO LAG OPS I CANT BELIEVE IT WOW,LOL

  • buy homefront if u dont want bullshit. but then again, bullshit is what makes u funny lmao

  • LAG OPS!! IM SHOCKED!!!LOL

  • Dog Tags = Killstreaks

  • do you wait til your wife leaves the house to do these commentaries? <3

  • @ALASKANFLYGUY Duck shoot Duck shoot sums up those games

  • this game looks intresting. Probably campers there to. This cloaking ability sounds like a mess. Might have to get it.

  • @ALASKANFLYGUY you sir, are a retard if you just said if you had a lower IQ you might like the game, what the fuck does IQ have to do with anything?

  • you gotta use cloak and nanovision, you can spot other players much faster, once you spot them or they spot you, you gotta switch to maximum shield or whatever.

  • Commentary = Funny as usual.

    Game = Dogshit

  • You've probably been told 5000 times already, but dog tags get you killstreak type things-3-5-7 like in CoD4 and WaW. They also make a nice sound and probably have some sort of award in the end-game. I don't remember what the 5 killstreak is, but 3 is radar, and 7 is gunship.

  • when you gonna get homefront

  • 3:29 you said about stopping shooting for a second-I had a similar issue in the PC demo (haven't bought the full yet, still deciding between getting PS3 which I can't record yet, or PC which might not look as good depending on how well it runs on my rig), where I would be aiming with RMB while shooting with LMB, and I would end up somehow pressing the MMB (scroll wheel) down, which would bring up an inventory menu and stop my shooting. I died a lot that way-serves me right for using the MS mouse

  • BTW u should bought KZ3.

  • There is a game mode without the invincibility. You just gotta unlock it.

  • Remember that one episode of Scrubs, with that five year old who had the grown-up, deep voice? I think he started uploading Crysis 2 videos...

  • this guy is so funny!

  • PC is better. Tastes better too.

  • @ALASKANFLYGUY sorry but that is just a comment from a COD fanboy