Wes Playing Poker

[Squeaked]

Man, Shelby's rack makes this video.

[TheTripledz]

Wesley was the most annoying character in the entire series, I was really hoping that red uniform meant certain death.. but damn it he lived.

[harrypotterfantng]

Did I hear "Oh shit." at the end? Just before the video ends, listen.

[QuakeTotem]

WHEATOOOOON

[Horatio268]

Geordi says Riker has the straight flush, then criticises Wesley when he folds. Geordi is such a bitch. Wesley played well considering he hasn't played much against Riker before, and has not yet discovered that Riker always bluffs.

[wavular]

I wouldn't play poker with Deanna,she obviously would know if your bluffing or not!! Geez...Don't the writers even think about this stuff?

[jv374]

rofl they are so mad at wesley for not knowing how to play poker.

BAD GENIUS!

[RonanMacQuarrie]

bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'

[gunblade64]

Damn right wesley. Life's a bitch, so is poker.

[fuckXtheXsystem]

OH SNAP kid got pwnd by Data.

[wakingup2010]

ever see wesley crusher on the you tube show "The Guild" ? look it up, he plays a badass gamer lolz

[Katalyzt]

★★★★★

[SchweitzerMan]

Oh, look at that, Wes can't play poker OR do a facepalm....Picard would be ashamed

[Apocolypsolo00]

indeed, quite the goober that Wesley

[carrotsRgood4you]

"now it's time for the long pants..." Riker's such and idiot! :D funny as hell though

Plus they have NOTHING to lose if they bet it all anyway! (currency elimination in the 24th century)

[MajikkaniHand]

@Miracle490d There's some sort of cycle that the game follows, I think, where there's a main game, but crapping out ends it, and what you want depends on what you bet I guess. I may, in fact, be totally wrong.

[TheSecretdahlia]

i wish data had said, "shut up wesley"

[bandet888]

This is where you have to have a read on your opponent.

[bandet888]

Even winning players fold winning hands sometimes. One time Hellmuth had 72off vs. Matusow KK and he got Matusow to lay his hand down at the river when Hellmuth himself didn't catch anything! go to Hellmuth vs. Matusow on youtube.

[bandet888]

He could have just a straight or just a flush both witch beat three jacks. So in my view it was a cautious but a decent laydown. The woman just called because she wanted to see his whole (hidden) cars.

[zeejustin6]

@bandet888

yeah if you're NEVER supposed to lay down 3 exposed jacks clearly riker should never bluff and you'd just get owned every time you had 3 jacks.

[R2k2]

"Commander riker may be bluffing Wesley"...

Then folding isn't reassuring data...

LOL

[bandet888]

I fold a lot of winning hands but long term I do good, but I play mostly play money.

[2TheDeath]

christ wesley is such a goober.

[66richardson]

I really have no idea what they're talking about (I can't understand poker) but it's still great!

[2TheDeath]

Riker was representing that he had a straight flush- one of the best hands possible- Wesley folded three of a kind which is better than the two pair the woman had- and it turn out Riker had nothing so Wesley folded the best hand.

[Miracle490d]

@66richardson I've known it since I was a kid. Poker is easy. Everyone gets 5 cards. 3 of a kind is 3 of any same number or picture character like a Jack. There are only 4 of each in a deck so you have all but one. So 4 of a kind is about the best beating almost everything. a pair is only two of a kind. A full house is a pair and 3 of a kind. A straight is counting up like if you have a 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5. With any numbers if they stay in order. A flush is all the same symbol and color; ex.red <3

[Miracle490d]

@66richardson So when Ryker has a possible straight flush that means all his numbers were in order & he had all red hearts, But the black 2 messed it up.(if u don't have all 5 matching in a straight or a flush you have nothing) Not all cards are dealed up to see, so a player can bluff. U can fake & make ppl think U're winning by betting more when you have nothing. So everyone has to chose to either fold which is giving up & lose what u already bet or u can call which is paying xtra to play on.

[Miracle490d]

@66richardson ...It's craps I don't understand when they show that on TV. why is a number good sometimes but bad other times? Is there some kind of order or are they trying to total something?

[66richardson]

@Miracle490d Thank you for that very lengthy response.

Yeah, since a year ago I'm able to understand the basics of poker (like hands etc.), but terms like deuce and buying cards

[Miracle490d]

@66richardson Duece is just the number 2. so dueces wild just means any 2 cards can be what you want. Buying cards??? I don't know that one. I've never played poker at the tables in vegas, so I don't even know how they do it. Just machines and friendly home games as a kid, and we just kept all our cards hidden.

[MajikkaniHand]

@Miracle490d I'm with you on craps. I've had it explained multiple times and I'm still in the dark on that one...

[Miracle490d]

@MajikkaniHand I've never had it explained at all, so you probably know more than me. All I know is one minute they seem to want snake eyes, then the next its crapping out.

[Billcasey]

Space Holdem

[Genetics5050]

nice!

[Tubewings]

Five card stud.