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  • this game has garbage graphics

  • LOL THAT FAT ASS WAS SOO FUNNY OH WHEN THIS GAME COMES OUT IT WILL BE SUTCHA BIG EVENT IN MY LIFE OHHH :D

  • that fat ass at the start has no idea ay

  • ... did any one else get turned on at 0:52

  • Watch me save the BABES in Duke Nukem 3D! Do I save them all? :O

  • "It's going to be a major shift in my life."

    Haha that American fatass burger eating machine doesn't even have a life.

  • obese nerds whining about graphics is why we ve got shitty games with good graphics now. "yes but graphics is why you buy next gen consoles" no but scripted and boring games is why i still dont buy a ps3. if it's to see pretty landscapes i might as well watch them on youtube and play castlevania on my game boy emulator

  • "It's going to be a major shift...in my life." You mean, once you get one.  I've read up on my history and after 12 fuckin years, this game is going to be a beast.

  • screw that fatass you dont need graphics for a good game

  • that guy in the beginning is such a damn neckbeard.

  • The graphics are polished. This game has re-skinned graphics from over the past 13 years of graphics.

  • That fat ass need a fucking girl in his life. The guy sound like a loser. 

  • @castillo183 You forgot one thing...He is the loser who got to play DNF while you were looking at videos of people who got to play DNF on Youtube ;)

  • Finally I've been waiting 13 years but now it's almost here hope it's good as time to kill was

  • 19 people dont kick ass and chew bubblegun

  • Thumbs up for the shitty tritton headphones...

  • The team that made duke though was pretty small compared to today's powerhouse studios, and well... they didn't have the best managers for "getting it shipped". I mean, if it came out when it was still on the quake 2 engine, it would have sucked. That was the same engine as blood 2 the chosen used, and it is nothing like this. Then the move from a quake engine to an unreal engine is quite a jump. You map with different tools in a different way, model differently... probably started from scratch.

  • jeez! plus12 years in development

  • Listen up! THIS IS ALL FAKE! NONE OF THIS IS REAL! ALL THE GAMERS YOU SEE IN THIS VIDEO ARE ALL HIRED ACTORS!

  • "Project Duke Nukem Forever" is NOT a game. It never was a game in the first place! It was all a ploy to distract you from their REAL goals.

  • "Duke Nukem Forever" is actually a top secret genetic experiment on part of a collaboration project between 3D Realms, 2K Games, and many rogue government factions. The goal is to bio engineer a real life super-soldier from cloned fetuses. If the results are successful, we will have badass with the forehead and torso of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the arms of Sylvestor Stallone, the legs of Cuck Norris, the vocals of Clint Eastwood, the charms of Kurt Russel and the wit of Bruce Campbell.

  • I mean seriously! What do you think 3d Realms was doing the last 13 years? Jacking off? Playing with Rubiks Cubes? The atom bomb took less time to develop! Your pre order money were actually side fundings. Now you're probably asking me, why would they be doing this? Simple. The "Duke Nukem" is going to be used to combat a real life alien invasion. That's right, so the release date is NOT 2011, but 2012!

  • @Chickenzhit too much Yahtzee ripping off sir.

  • @Chickenzhit You sir, are RETARDED. Good day.

  • i was planning on going to pax but i ended up getting more important plans i had to go to the doctor and i also got went to a party my gf invited me to

  • a single tear ran down my eye when i heared the release date :' )

  • i like how theres 1 girl there... and their all like "must....play.....videogames..­..."

    (not to say that i wouldnt be doing the same.. lol)

  • o MY GOD i think they made it where u carry 2 guns at a time! please tell me im wrong!!!

  • @BennySpazol That weapon is called the devastator, it's a huge twin barrel fast firing rocket launcher that has been around since DN3D. It is arguably the most powerful weapon in the first game, and really the only weapon to use on bosses. For all other aliens and DukeMatch in that game the shrink ray was pretty much the most powerful since it only took 1 hit to shrink, then all you would have to do is step on them and *SQUISH*. Though the RPG (which some called, "The Nuke") was good for bosses

  • @asmith4726

    I was about to say. The ol RPG was just as good as the Devastator. (Though layering an ENTIRE stage with enough pipe bombs to freeze the game also works.) =)

  • ugh, health recharge or whatever.. there was nothing wrong with health points

    hope they havent made everything else faggy and modern

  • Duke Nukem 3D was the ONLY reason why I started to care about FPS games. Because I saw that you CAN make a good game if you put your head and some work into it. No more Counter Strike crap, Doom, Quake and those silly war-shooters for me.

    I want the real deal, I want the Duke!

  • SUCK IT DOWN

  • no other problems than complaining, bi*****ing around and offend each other heh?

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  • "game graphics still need a little polishing" yeah? like how you polish off your fuckin plate with your tongue after every meal fatty?

  • "That's going to be a major shift in my life." LOL

  • I wanted to punch that fat guy at the beginning. Who the fuck cares about graphics fatass. Duke doesnt need amazing graphics to be an amazing badass game.

  • Shut the fuck up, nigger. You know that if next gen consoles had shit graphics you wouldn't get one.

  • @Gheydolf Lol. I'm white. Plus, graphics don't make the game, the gameplay does. When will you children learn that? Now, go back in your corner and put your Dunce cap on.

  • You think you're superior because you favor gameplay over graphics. You're nothing special. Almost everyone does.

  • @Gheydolf Kinda funny that you think I believe myself to be superior because I favor gameplay over graphics. I just find it funny that theres people like yourself who are being a little child over how a game looks and not the gameplay. Your mindset like 5% of people "Zomg its not pretty u say? Dis game sux!!" If you don't see yourself as this then stfu and grow up becaues I'm sure many people will say its about damn time.

  • @Gheydolf another cracker that only used the word nigger on the internet ....does that make you feel better at night??

  • @Evilshtt353 Haha how much of a stooge does he look like 

  • @Evilshtt353 and because of those fat biaatches our game developers mage the prettyest graphic but the shityest gameplay ...

    and what i noticed was that the Camera guy likes that chick with glasses

  • @Evilshtt353 Dude i'm with you 100% Who gives a fuck about, graphics, it's fuken Duke Nukem.

  • @63x and we are waiting a very very very long time

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  • @Evilshtt353 I totally agree with you! Such comments can delay the release and i can't wait any more!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Your face, your ass. What's the difference?

  • @Evilshtt353 fat guy looks and sounds like peter griffin

  • @Evilshtt353 hell fucking yea, Duke nukem is immune to the graphics cancer, and if that changes it's not duke nukem anymore. from what I can see it uses health regeneration (red around the screen) please no!!!

    if duke nukem becomse just another fps, it's not duke nukem, the real duke would be in the real world fighting real aliens instead

  • @123AngelwingedDevil it uses ego which regenerates when damage is giving or when a health pack is picked up

    play duke nukem manhatten project it uses ego

  • @DJFATAL212 thank you :), what I hope is that they has put in more funny features, I liked how you could pee and get health in DN3D, or comment on his reflection in the mirror, maybe you can shag with one of the many chicks and get health back ;D

  • @123AngelwingedDevil yes or alot of easter eggs x)

    if you ever played zero hour you cud shag girls for i think 25HP :D

    hopefully you could do that

    or they should put bonus levels where you have to meet certain requirements and you get an upgraded gun for campaign or something :D

  • @Evilshtt353 I have over $3,500 invested in my pc...I CARE ABOUT THE GRAPHICS.

  • @xlr8r2010 Which you do not need in order to enjoy Duke Nukem. If you do, then its a sad sad day.

  • @Evilshtt353 hes too fat to seee the screen

  • @Evilshtt353 graphic do help it compliments the gamelay

  • @Evilshtt353 He's right you know? Sure it's supposed to be The Duke Nukem game, but after so many years of developing it just seems that it'd really need more polishing, not only graphics, but the game overall... But hey, that's just my opinion. *takes a deep breath & gets ready for hate mail*

  • @Aleksander304 Because, most people are sorta ignorant and they jump the gun in conclusions, Dukes' been alive and on-hold for so long FINANCIALLY and business-wise where Duke was just sitting around collecting dust or working out some more, basically, Duke was having R&R while no team was building the game. It's not like 'The team'(3DR) were sitting there twiddling their thumbs, there were legal battles everywhere and just there was no time or power to WORK on the game itself.

  • @Mounce2 Well I respect the fact that you've laid down some info in your reply. But still, don't you think that this game could've been much better? If they only took more time to at least "polish" everything - Wouldn't it be better then? I really like DN and all, but this one kind of let me down a bit (which still doesn't mean that I don't like it) - It's just that I usually expect every game with confidence that the devs did their best, but that doesn't really happen too often.

  • @Aleksander304 It's basically using the Gears of War engine in terms of total quality, it's dated in many many ways for better or for worse. Only ones who would only worry about it graphically, are graphic-whores because I've only heard great things from those who play it saying it reminds them of a game that is a missing piece of gaming history and it's satisfying as hell. The gameplay surely would be polished, only way to find out is upon launch.

    Have faith in them, 3DR were perfectionists.

  • @Mounce2 I'll follow your advice and am hoping for a top-notch humoristic gameplay (: I hope it'll be a fun game to play anyway

  • @Aleksander304 Thanks for the civility :O I tend to see most people on youtube prefer to argue for the sake of arguing and there's no such thing as agreements, only forcing ones opinion as fact lol

    I hope for the same thing, though I'd only get pissed off at the game and it's developers if the game isn't Optimized so like, you could have a great computer and it'd still chug for poor reasons resulting in poor optimization, I HATE poorly optimized games that my gaming-laptop should be able to run

  • @Evilshtt353 yea guys what fatty be dead now no one insults Duke Nukem

  • @Evilshtt353 actually when Duke 3D came out it was sort of a graphics whore but back then it was a Pc exclusive, now they can't make it a graphics powehouse because of the damn crappy consoles standards.

  • @Evilshtt353 It's a horrible game gameplay, story AND graphic-wise

  • @faraoseth It really isn't that bad almost everybody that say its bad rely on there purchases from biased reviewers

    The thing about this game is know what you're getting into your not playing a game of the century with a gripping story-line its more of a nostalgia card being played

  • @faraoseth If your looking for a game that has a great story or amazing omg wtf awesome graphics, then your looking at the wrong game. Duke is his own kind of game and if you need any of those to have FUN which is what DNF is all about then you should be ashamed to call urself a gamer.

  • I will punch gearbox if they ruin DNF

  • The kids in these comments...

    I'll rip off your heads and shit down your necks.

  • Never ask something to the fat nerd that lives in her mother basement.

    Seriously....

  • "If it does come out, that's going to be a major shift in my.......life."

    If a Duke Nukem game has a profound impact on your life, kill yourself.

    Fucking nerd.

  • @JRod8885 I just took a look at your uploads. and it looks like you're a pretty big nerd too.

  • @happyking9 Bigger than you can imagine, buddy.

  • What I'd love to see is Duke mocking the PC-police and those against violence in video-games, movies etc. in his one-liners. That'd be cool :)

  • I mean, the lighting is to die for :D You kids are too spoilt these days. Compare this to DN3D and there is NO comparison. It looks amazing and if anyone can recommend a game that looks better I'd be surprised...bar Crysis. I hope they put a hoard of hidden areas, secret weapons and levels in this like the last one. I really hope this game pays off for the developers so a sequel is made...hopefully before I die.

  • That obese nerd said the graphics need polish at the start? The dork doesn't even know what he's saying! Does he want the game to be delayed for another 12 years? Duke Nukem is about exploration, gratuitous humour, profanity, sexism against women...you know, all the good stuff! Graphics come second; blobby probably hasn't even played the original. What a dumb-ass. From where I'm sitting, I think the game looks really slick, not just decent, but pretty damn sweet.

  • @FibrousAcquiescence Hell YEAH!!!

  • I've waited 12 years ago for this to come out since I first played a Duke Nukem game, DN64 for the N64...Gearbox better not fuck it up or I'm going to spend all the money I saved to buy this God-forsaken title to build a 'Microwave Expander' and pay a little visit to Take-Two Interactive and Gearbox Software and to be honest, the idea seems quite appealing to me. This is the only title since Duke Nukem chewed bubble gum that's made me remotely excited about anything video-game related.

  • I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!!!!

  • @OneNotOnly Yes, especially considering the 'oh the graphics need a change' attitude is what delayed the game so long.

  • Duke`s Back,time to kick some ass..Hell yeah baby....

  • NO MORE EFFIN POLISH THAT IS THE KEYWORD KNOWN FOR BULLSHIT

  • last time i saw that many guys and one chick was a gang bang

  • @Saml01

    30 guys 1 girl?

    HORRIBLE

  • @MetallicMushroom Isn't that the standard for video game conventions? Everything video game related has been 90% male.

  • @Hankola

    SamI01 was talking about a gangbang.

    9 guys 1 chick ---> not so good groupsex.

  • @Saml01 lol awsome

  • @Saml01 No1' cares about the chick. More about the game.

  • There better be shitting down necks.

  • i want to see her not the game

  • @Guyverg323 same here

  • wow its been so long since ive played duke nukem, i cant even remember what anything was even about, I just remember the cops were pigs, and walking up to some strippers and duke saying "lets do it" lmaooo

  • OH MY GOD I LOVE DUKE NUKEM FUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAIL TO THE KIIIIIIIIING MOTHERFUCKING BABY!

  • wow delay, delay, delay, what causes this?

  • Lol i wont believe its actually coming out until its in the stores and in my PS3 or xbox lol

  • Gamepads????!?...

  • Why film the fat guy when DNF-gameplay is shown right behind you? Is it that fucking hard to just focus on one screen?

  • looks utterly generic.

  • @BillHicksADH this game is more for the people who actually played and liked duke nukem 3d because its pretty much a sequel we've been waiting forever for. I dont give a shit if it looks generic because i know ill have fun blowing aliens heads off

  • this game will be an Epic Fail and why?.. Because Duke Nukem 3D had naked pixels girls and more stuff cause he was like: Sex,drugs and rock'nroll it was an 18+ game!!!

    And this Duke gonna be 12+ i guess so forget the naked girls the drugs and the rock'nroll this is about Duke Nukem gone retardetly Fag 2k

  • @DarkCell22

    Wow you obviously haven't read the preview of this game or seen the pics.

    The guy who previewed the game thinks it may actually get an AO/18+ rating.

  • @Gamesta100 dude this game was announced 12 years ago.

    that's what he meant

  • The 'Chinese Democracy' of video games... let's hope it's not a major disappointment too...

  • Looks pretty good for a game thats 12 years old.

  • Was the camerman having a seizure or something? what rubbish filming.

    Also; HAIL TO THE FUCKING KING BABY! FUCK YEAH DUKE.

  • DUDE GET A DIFFERENT JOB, YOU ARE THE WORST CAMERA MAN WHO TF WAN TO WATCH THIS JUST LET US SEE THE DAMN GAME

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  • I came.

  • That first guy is a fucking ultra nerd. "THIS GAME WILL HAVE A PROFOUND EXPERIENCE ON MY LIFE" SHUUUUT UP.

  • @JRod8885 lol

  • opperation cock block lol

  • Who gives a FUCK!

  • cant he just stay on the same screen instead of switching every 4 seconds!!!

  • No man I feel sorry for the security guard because they weren't supposed to be able to bring cameras in there and that's why the camera was so shaky.

  • Umm, why exactly did you watermark this video when it's not yours? You didn't want other people reposting the video you reposted?

  • Well this is the 10s, not the 90s so u might as well get used to the new look of duke nukem. Plus its been a long time since we've seen him and besides its better than nothing. id rather just buy wat gearbox are gonna put out next year than wait another 14 years for them to get the "look" of duke nukem better. its fine by me n it'll do.

  • Lol, it looks like more at one holliday Video than one game footage, very bad cameraMan !

  • ha ha you know what would be great ^^.... if you got 3D-glasses that looks just like dukes with every copy of DNF ^^ its would have been among the first games suporting 3D-glasses :D

  • to say its been in development for 13 years doesnt mean its been labored on day and night for that long to make some kind of super game, its probally barely been touched the hole time.

  • Don't, Fucking, Scream, ON THE FUCKING MIC DEAR GOD.

  • This Game has been in development for 13 years. If they mess this up, all of the whining and waiting and hoping will have been for nothing. If this isn't the best FPS any one will play next year, and it's just another bland game with bland gameplay and a bland plot, then renewing it meant nothing. Making a crappy game that every one wants to have come out doesn't save it from being crappy. The guy didn't sound very thrilled when saying how "Fun" it was, even though he said it was very important.

  • guys, the look of duke nukem kinda disgust me lol

  • Finally...no seriously...finally.

  • and i thought the day would never come that duke nukem forever came out. even if this game is going to suck im going to get it and tell my kids the story of this game

  • WORST CAMERAMAN EVER!

  • Please...find the biggest stereotype there and interview him

  • for the people who think this is fake its fucking real i was at pax.. and the guy bitching about the cameraman get off your ass and go to pax then and see it for yourself

  • I'm sorry sunshine, maybe you are better at providing for yourself and having enough money to go to PAX, then look for some game demo on the internet and get on your fucking high horse. Yeah sorry.

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  • Friggin' worthless cameraman.

  • What is Duke nukem? Ive heard of it, but I just don't get why someone says that is revolutionary :S

  • Fat idiot is an idiot.

  • Cognizant of the world? Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

  • I don't believe it! It's gonna come! It's actually going to happen all the way!

    It's so beautiful.. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!?? *sob*

  • Wait a minute, was not this game canceled?

  • @MrLinder its had the most troubled production of any video game ever, but duke cannot die

  • @TheAntman2006 I hope that the game will be great then :)

  • @MrLinder

    First it was in developpment with the spot on it

    then the spot dimmed

    then the spot went out

    then the spot and another spot went on

    then they dimmed again

    then they went out again

    the we heard it was canceled

    then it was today

  • @bmombaerts Maybe we will see Starcraft:Ghost again, thank you for the information :D

  • "Graphics need some polish, but it's pretty early"

    BWAHAHAHAHA

  • terrible camera

  • yeay, 50 bucks wasted :P in the netherlands it will cost 60 euro :( it should be around 20 euro just because it comes out so late.

  • @tekzunited Late ?

    It's 12 years too late released,

    You can pre-order it for 40 euro's, so that's not expensive for a game that is in development for almost 14 years

  • WTF

    this is the worst cameraman ever!

  • it will come out after 10 or more years

    and then it will suck

    (i hope not but ull never know)

  • what a goddamned disappointment. the development that took place between 1998 and 2001 looked way Nukemish, and this looks more like some DN influenced UT3 mod made by two 15 yr old kidz in the mama's garage. totally lacks the atmosphere.

  • @iLoveHoolie i dont think we can talk about the atmosphere until we play it. seriously, its true of any game that the mood only comes across during actual interaction. if you watched a guy playing any of the groundbreaking shooters of the past 15 years it would lack the required "atmosphere".

  • ...joypad???!!!! Bwahahaahaha..the duke is def dead...

  • i really really dont like duke nukem forever because well the time to complete this game will bring also more amazing games. More amazing than this piece of crap, it will be just another "collectors item" like c&c4 a complete flop

  • @tekzunited C'mon. It will sell. It might not live up to 12 years of hype, controversy, etc, but it's bound to be fun and full of interesting details, whether or not the overall experience manages to match or top FPS greats.

    Hell, I'm going to buy it, despite the fact that Duke is many things that I hate in game characters (though to the point of parody, which makes it much more bearable). If anything I just want to see if anything unique has come out of such a long dev cycle.

  • Can someone rape this skank for not showing us proper gameplay? I will pay 50.000 $ in cash!

  • Well the game is somewhat ready, but it has been ready like this before.

  • lol. the game is going to create a major shift in his life...

    cmon man...

  • @GENOCIDE2099 that dude needs to get laid

  • wtf wheres the keyboard and the mouse?

  • @MrUberguber Consoles are easier and cheaper to set up, and unfortunately in this day and age, easier for people to get a first hands-on experience.

    (It's still being prominently PC-developed. Don't worry.)

  • @MrUberguber Exactly my thinking... kids these days with their eggbox controllers.

  • 3DRealms website:

    -September 3, 2010-

    Duke Nukem Forever Arrives On PC, Xbox 360, PS3 in 2011.

    ..the sad thing is that Gearbox Software bought Duke Nukem from 3DRealms...

  • did the first guy say "its pretty early" regarding the need to improve the graphics

  • sandy ravage pre-order this game 11 years ago lol

  • @highcolestrol holy shit, really?

  • 30k views in 2 days, this is amazing, i thought people gave up hope, but its still alive and well! Im reserving my copy tomorrow!!

  • Jiz...In My Pants...

  • fucking NOOB Ass video bitch!

  • HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!!!!

  • yeah we should shoot her lol cool girl