Best Graduation Speech Ever

[themikaylaaleigh]

best grad speech everrrrrr. :D

[unleasheth]

out of myself

[unleasheth]

no way could i have ever done what this kid did. i get chuckled up just having to do personal introductions in a class or a job orientation. the only way i can make it through it is to literally be on some type of substance or my nerves ALWAYS end up gettin the best of me. If Im just cutting up and talking to the class its all fine and dandy, but when everyone has to be quiet and zone in on me at one time, and i have to give a report or speech, good fucking luck, cause im about to make a fool

[holyfanoly]

Weird. I was originally searching for noises crickets make and it sent me here...

[blablablamalta]

that was awesome

[bjb29407]

'without luke and i'--wtf--a high school graduate should know that it's luke and me

[Soundwave401]

I don't know. I still like Steve Job's Stanford Graduation Speech. "Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish"

[cvy48]

his is really good at speeches but nt that handsome

[nicole27076]

that was funny ur really cute to

[Throatstomper]

Jon you could get some mad pussy from these youtube groupies you've aquired

[sharpnova2]

@Throatstomper you misspelled acquired you fucking piece of shit.

[valerielvl]

this is going on my wall. :D

[olibolibolibolib]

Top comment is NOT an oxford professor! Some people are just too gullible!

[FunkyGirl590]

To the class of Two Thousand S-S

[TheTim2804]

How did i get here from cute win fail???

[vbnrtyfgh]

not only does he have a charged cough and a flue, but he also seems to have retained from all of his study experience nothing but the pleasure of sport practice, as one may say, "education is what is left after all that has been learned has been forgotten". therefore, i conjecture that you have only learned that university is exciting, and a very poor prose style.

[glogowski222]

MY NAME IS LAURA! :D

[Tigger0067]

Brutal

[ReaverStone]

3:30 remember this! xD

[NatAttack92]

Bitchin' speech yo. You're pimping that uniform.

What a dreamboat

*swoon*

[gabbbygirlll]

your cute :)

[bykarti]

''Good judgement comes from experience.Experience comes from bad judgment.'' -best I've heard for a long time! :D

[nodoubtfreak95]

I fell inlove with you :D

[CheeseChuckie]

nice speech :)

[Enarab1]

AMAZING.

[AssassinationCitizen]

I watch couple of these graduation Video. It's like some CIA shyte to make us waste our time. Shyte is all dumb as F@CK!!!

[whatiwantproductions]

he had a fucking awesome audience!

[2xsscorpion]

this was EPIC!

[TheExtinctSpecie]

Said on facebook.

Turdogen

Lulz

[TheNargleWatcher]

Great Speech, great jokes! I am writing my valedictorian speech right now.

[AdamShrugged]

Solid speech, I liked it =)

[dekoy08]

wow that was weak...

[maatu1]

im copying this.. word for word

[hunterbender]

LAME. 

[xxCimarronColoradoxx]

Lol, very nice! =D

[cosg9531]

What a spineless dullard suck-up.

[Vismis]

@cosg9531 go put more makeup on your face well nm stop putting makeup on and get to killing yourself faster

[BeepimajeepBeep]

@cosg9531 I hate suck-ups in school. The whole system is rigged. It's not about what you know, but who you know and how much money you have. The richer get richer, and the poorer get poorer.

[cosg9531]

@BeepimajeepBeep I hate suck-ups, too. But you are wrong about the rich; at least, wrong about the rich who acquire their wealth honorably and through their own effort, as many of them do. Why? For one reason, and one reason only; I never heard of a poor person hiring someone.

[BeepimajeepBeep]

@cosg9531 Yes, those kind of rich people are good. I am talking about the kids who have rich parents and get into whatever college they want based off money, and get whatever else they want. Some kids have terrible stats and still get whatever they want.

[danman745]

@BeepimajeepBeep Absolutely not. colleges like stanford, yale, harvard, princeton etc. dont accept rich people cause theyre rich. The only time students get into these colleges based on their wealth is when their parents literally donate 10+ million dollars, which is hard to come by, even for the rich. Otherwise, its 99% merit. Look up the statistics; the majority of the student body of these colleges are on financial aid, and graduate in the top 10% of their grade. You are seriously ignorant

[siggascation]

@danman745 wrong again. all ivies are about money. the handful of people that get in on MERIT barely constitute 99% of the schools population.

[asianguy321]

Nice.

[jessiebabe0100]

BEST SPEECH EVER

[jessiebabe0100]

awesome



[1992Ignorance]

This sounds like a fun high school

[hbomshoes]

i dont know what a DARCY Charges are but i take it they arent good.

[rabidhomosexual69]

Kids got a bright future



[redevel]

Reading from a paper is not how a proper speech is given (you had some good jokes though)

[CARTERBOYZZZ]

search :New Graduation anthem - by (StarrGate feat.Kedash)High School

[mksxo4]

pretty amazing speech. poor kate :)

[NYYROCK]

this is great.

[HnoOii93]

No lies he is stunning good looking ;P

[emilyjean3812]

Jon B., is fucking awesome.... this is the best speech i have ever heard in my life... he is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!! yea man!!!!!

[demonicmil2003]

Nice Speech man wish I found this before I graduated I wouldve copied it lol

[demonicmil2003]

Nice Speech man

[paaaatrika]

Where's the speech? He's just reading?

[star4galaxy]

I liked your speech youngman



[imgaston]

"It's okay I guess" -Description ..... "Best Graduation Speech Ever" -Title

[ElClarque]

All the humor in the world cannot redeem the self-centeredness of the speaker. No ethical appeal = Hardly the "best graduation speech ever".

[tripwire349]

That was an amazing speech! wish my class speaker could have odne something 1/100 as funny as that. My class speaker said stuff along the lines of "magical moments during passing period where we got to know each other in an intimate way" and she wasnt referring to sex at all. Stupid girl..hate her so much..

oh heay, this speak, frigging funny! i dont care that you laugh at your own jokes, you should! they're hilarious1

[itchybo510]

wow this sucks

[MapleLeaf1007]

badass

[rengenkourou]

the ending was lame, but this is good material to go by. thanks. ;)

[007lc]

you laughed at all of your own jokes >.>

[ihazachi]

EPIC WIN!!!!

[Jetbus90]

i fell asleep through out the whole thing

[xplozyn]

id be ashamed of myself looking so homosexual on youtube.

[matrix029]

So lame..

[whuztang]

you son of a bitch i actually watched this video

[baxter465]

umm the introduction was way too long, lost my attention within a minute

[johnjoe147]

Nice one dude! you've got some balls. just the fact that you call your own speech the best one ever.

[TheMinisterOfMagic]

the only thing i noticed was..RAVENCLAW TIE!!

[Feralost]

TITS OR GTFO!



[abbyluvsglee]

This was pretty awesome I could relate cuz my class is 22 the smallest of our hs also

[FathomLordKarathr]

@abbyluvsglee if your in the class of 22 you would be 5

[Juicymusic1]

@FathomLordKarathr no, silly....they have 22 people in their class.....

[Juicymusic1]

no, silly....they have 22 people in their class.....

[abbyluvsglee]

@FathomLordKarathr I have 22 people in my class is what I ment to say but that number has gone down to 18 now lol

[PacificaAirlines]

Well done man!!!

[tanel21]

Sorry, not the best graduation speech ever. Too hurrying, too much paper peeking, not enough eye contact with the audience.

[makershift300]

I dont like this guy

[PacificaAirlines]

@makershift300 you're just jealous!

[makershift300]

@PacificaAirlines jealous of what? I'm a girl lol

[PacificaAirlines]

@makershift300 :P

[walterreally]

Splendid. I was impressed and overjoyed by this verbal discourse. As a professor of English at Oxford University the entire experience was satisfactory and blew my sock off I say. Never have I seen such confidence in a man so susceptible to be overcome by the emotions of joy and splendour with the essence of humility that is ingrained in the collective psyche of our rudimentary servitude to ideals that are the epitome of vision and wisdom. My friends and I shall share fine wine to this speech.

[CheeseChuckie]

@walterreally lol "shall share fine wine to this speech." ???

[eustazio]

@walterreally or alternatively, you could bring your mouth appendage to a closure. Or shut the hell up in non-faux professor language.

[blahblahblahxx333]

@walterreally you mean socks

[glynnnnnis]

EIGHTY ONE THOUSAND VIEWS??

[ButterPeenut]

this video seriously needs to be re-titled. dropping "best" would be a good start

[hskdsg]

ayyeee its daniel tosh finally graduating!

[leongregorio]

I think you did great!

[DADDYS1992BRATS13]

wow his spech is way to long

[richgillett]

I'm from the UK and really enjoyed watching this, great speech. Funny!

[HitMeQuick]

I thought they had guns in America for this sort of thing.

[fifthtime111]

arrogant fuck..

[BREAKocean]

@fifthtime111 he's not arrogant, that's how a graduation speech is supposed to be done -.-

[Novinte]

Does anybody know of a speech that says something like this: Finnaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllyyyyy, I'm done with this shit, cya bitches! ?

[yeahtoast22]

I hope you enjoy speech and communication class in college.

[fruitikay]

too cliche....

[dj02tc5]

lol @ 2:27 hahahah but good speech

[otherirockthebach]

HAHA

[oabrahamsson]

The speech is very nice, but you sound like you're reading frrom the paper, not delivering a 'speech'. And also, as has already been mentioned, in your next speech, try to keep a straight face while tellng jokes. Other than that, very well done.

[Som1kewl]

@oabrahamsson kid, dont bitch about it, its funny dont give him advice, dumbass, its ironic though cause im bitchin

[oabrahamsson]

@Som1kewl Ok, so first of all I'm older than you, so I don't know about this 'kid' thing. Second, not to brag, but I entertain on stage for a living and also have a lot of experience of delivering speeches. I have no intent to bitch about anything, I only tried to give som polite advice, which I thought I did. You, on the other hand, seems to be quite rude. It's ok. Why do you even bother, though?! Whatever... ;-)

[Som1kewl]

@oabrahamsson ur too chill to argue, its a comment

[prizes99live]

Dont laugh at ur own jokes chicks dont find it funny then.

[juliealbright123]

give me a thumbs up if u think that dude is hella fine

[moreniito26]

nice speechh im so using sum of diz 2 day

[Larisiahott]

a laugh: ho ho ho ...xD

[RayAliProductions]

nice speachas

[metalwaffle94]

this is epic hahaha

[nipahdesune]

Where was your standing ovation?! Lol! Awesome speech, super funny. :D

[wkades]

Amazing!

[charliecaballero1]

his speech was greatand you all know that and it was funny

[xxLillnaxx]

ur speech was great

[Mscandyflosse]

good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.. hahaha... lol..

[mawaddah2010]

why do we catch up on some freeking details as to whether the guy should or shouldn't laugh at his own jokes. I think we gotta be more easy, natural and spontaneous: laugh at what we want at any time, no matter who's saying the joke. life is better that way!

[yellowtwinky]

You're so sexy. I want to screw you really hard. (I'm also working on my own speech) ;)

[tusepagliacco]

@yellowtwinky Lol you're a man right?

[yellowtwinky]

@tusepagliacco

What? Hard to believe a woman can give a speech? =P X)

[FathomLordKarathr]

@yellowtwinky dose that make me homophobic to think your a man

[yellowtwinky]

@FathomLordKarathr

Haha! You should be pleased to know I am indeed a young woman.

[FanzReviews]

Best graduation speech ever?

[cheerleader5293]

This was really funny, I really liked it! All of the comments saying that he shouldn't laugh at his own jokes are just dumb, he is a high school kid at his grad, do you think that anyone in the audience cares that he laughed at his own jokes. No. Because they were laughing at how funny he is. He isn't a stand up comedian, he doesn't do this professionally, it's his speech, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. You people need to chill.

[WhatWeAllLove]

@cheerleader5293 A good joke is one everyone can laugh at, not just other people

[HockeyFights1890]

would have been better if he hadnt laughed at his own jokes.

[rupertwemblydowns]

u can all rip into me and spam my comment or watever but seriously altho this is a very good graduation speech my graduation speech was a wayyyyy better....if u wanna say im full of shit and my speech suks thats perfectly fine but i wud like to see one person watch my speech and then say that it wasnt better than this one.

/watch?v=fHBC1DDqh4U

[littlejssn]

do you go around and out this on all the graduation pages fag

[rupertwemblydowns]

no i watched one speech and thort id post it cos my speech is actually better than this one, u fuken hater.

do u go around abusing ppl and starting shit on all the graduation pages fag?

im sik of all these weak little 10 yr olds like urself who r fukall in real life so they go around on youtube starting shit dwelling on their fake cyber power....y dont u watch my speech and then abuse me about it being shit if im such a fag??

[littlejssn]

hahahaa your so quick to think im soo young huh does it hurt your feelings to know that your pathetic speech sucks. and your sooo full of yourself thinking that your speech is better than everyone's. so grow up and shut the fuck up. soooo wanna hang out now?????

[RizeOrDie]

@rupertwemblydowns i watched you're speech, actually it really sucks balls, i dont know why you're comparing it to this one...

[rachhlovee67]

haha what did you write on facebook that got you in trouble? this is a great speech!! you are hilarious

[DellaDomenica]

hahaha me tooo

[jull67]

what fuckin school is this

[bubbly384]

hey when'd ya graduate?

[laurenmvhartnett]

This is the fuckin' dumbest shit ever. Who is this kid and why is he so lame?

[FaZ3z94]

great love it

[rednailpolish01]

good job!

i would never be able to do that .

[SaraBlair95]

That was really funny! hahaha.

This guy is hilarious!

[me148]

just get to the point

don't waste the first minutes taking about how you're the speaker. it's obvious that you were chosen...no need to dicuss why they chose you. That's self-preoccupation....and arrogance. You're up there for a reason; to inspire

[yipyipyee4]

good speech but doesnt kno how to talk to crowds

[JoshuaH688]

Agreed with yipy - Great speech, but it isn't ever so good to see someone reading to the crowd from a paper. In my opinion, it is better to bounce offroad and just speak spontaniously, even if it means making a few mistakes. Anyway, it held my attention, so no complaints... and congrats to the lucky graduate!!!

[TeoSeo]

AWEEEEESOMMEEEEEE SPEECH

[Keith4Prez08]

Great speech man! I approve :)

[ilikepieinmyshoe]

England is the best

[idontwanttouseone]

haha that was amazing i wish our school would have those types of speaches!

[star7girl]

omg u r so good!!!

[lifelessly]

rubbish

[mad7o7]

that is amazing

[omgeeitsrinix3]

it would be better if he memorized it

eye contact is baaaaaaaaaaadd

but good speech

[Josh012995]

crazy speech, i need to write one and i wish i cud copy this.

good job!

[anobangpwedi]

ohhh my god his blushing hahahahahaha

[Viczko]

DONT LAUGH AT YOUR OWN SPEECH NOOB but it was good if u didnt laugh

[WoaNellie]

@Viczko He's a high school student, not a stand up comedian. I think he did a great job, and it was a very well-written speech.

[Viczko]

wow dude i commented this almost a year ago, and still its common sense not to laugh at you're jokes im not saying its bad just dont laugh

[saikman120]

Even really good comedians laugh at their own jokes.

[knumbknuts95]

lol brilliant speech

i wish i was there for that pirate thingy lol

[silverlilies33]

aw this is such a great speech! it was so well written.. :) i wish i was part of that class! lol

[Samanataha]

Thats an awesome speech.

Congrats

[monetlynnstevens]

WOW WEN I DO A SPEACH I WANT PPL TO GIGGLE LIKE THEY DID UR LIKE THE BEST SPEACH PERSON EVER!

moNet

[EvJPleasant]

what were the darcy trials?

[metallicafan764]

great speech i wish i could make one like it

[sexyperson94]

man this guy is good!!!

[kubu79]

Oh please!

[jakefelicia]

i'm proud to have been in this graduating class :P

[BombsOverLA]

Great speech kid.

[xmoreparamore]

haha aw you're cute. this speech was awesome.

[taylorzinkmusic]

yo kid madd idiots are downing your video from like 2 years ago....i mean it sucks, but no reason for them to argue with each other hahaha

[chillipeanuts]

I think taking a comment on youtube as seriously as you have indicates a degree of foolishness. Dont you? :D

[tannazzz]

i loved it:D

[chillipeanuts]

this is actually very funny. :)

[bosnianoutlaw2]

thats so true dude

[renethel]

Chillipeanuts, only an ignorant, foolish, uneducated person would make up such an untrue stereotype about Americans.

You aren't very bright, are you?

[chillipeanuts]

1. it was a joke.

2. i stand by it.

3. if one excludes the more worldly people who live along the coasts, its true. :D

[renethel]

You didn't make it clear that it was a joke when you made that comment. Foolish.

[sepesy8]

cant everyone just get alone with out hurtful stereotypes? seriously does that solve anything?