North Melbourne Chicken Scandal Video In Full

[Tomservo3Alt]

I was told there was some sort of commentary of the guys saying this would be funny if it happened in real life.

This isn't offensive. It's awesome.

[ascher45]

OH MY GOD!!

Thats supposed to be entertaining? And enjoyable? Bo,y there are some bored lonely sick people out there!! And the music? FFS!! Music, yes,...singing, no!

My god!!

[supercrevolution]

12 bucks and a club suspension, what a country

[theocemma]

fucking sick cunts :)

no north funny shit MOOOVE BITCH

[ACapillary]

If you take it symbolically as the rubber chicken as football players, the purchased chicken as women, you can see the underlying football mentality. Women are objects to be paid for, used and then disregarded.

The video really reinforces this ideal, especially with the sound track constantly repeating "Move bitch, get out the way".

[MMukht]

Thats the big deal?? That's whats everyone has been crying about?

Boy this world is getting sensitive!

[sopheed]

haha

[mandees2009]

Not sure why I bothered watching it... really grow up and take it off... who cares who filmed it. It's just dumb and a waste of food.

[05011991]

3 words = FUCK THE MEDIA!

[ben10fanben10rocks]

weres teh adiou

[syme3]

adam simpson and that other player are absolute fukheads in my opinion!! they must get so bored.....norths culture has never been good...this is disgusting.....some people r just so fkn clueless.....its kinda saddening that someone thinks to do this shit.....its not that its overly offensive, its more the fact that these people would find this stuff funny and amusing

[bozolic]

All of you idiots who find this unoffensive, obviously have a decency gene missing, or you are North supporters.

So dissapointing that a former club captain and family man is involved in this.

I am a male and a lover of footy and I find it repulsive and purile.

Twerps

[heymantheirmydoritos]

is this seriously it?

this is nothing

gosh were getting abit prudish

in now way was this offensive

[har0061]

cant believe thats what all the fuss was about, modern day society is completely retarded if people are getting offended by something like that. god help us

[Skindoggiedog]

None of the video is funny or offensive to me.

Just stupid and immature. Of course some footy players are going to be like this. Those stupid, immature guys who played footy as a kid still play footy as adults.

No big deal.

[SmurfMurfet]

any1 know how much the chicken had in "his" bank account? lol

[SmurfMurfet]

how did u get it when it was "removed" from the internet? i dont see why it is demeaning to females. was it the whole team who contributed to it?

[thunderbolot]

disgusting

[jasmine995]

I don't get what the big deal is

I am a female myself and it's a silly joke that the guys thought was funny, if it was a bunch of kids that did it, they would become famous on the internet and everybody would love it. it's kinda silly. but thanks to the guy that reposted it because now i see that all the fuss that was made about this video is stupid.

[justin8448]

Lol it's funny in a dumb way, but who cares bout it, I'm sick of this role models bullshit, these guys are paid to play footy, it isnt rocket science, we expect too much from em, all in good fun.

[spacelio84]

necrophilia is awesome.

[pardev11]

2:18 was hell sick

[JustWaitBaby7]

to tell you the truth i find theres nothing wrong with it at all can;t wait until the sequal

[hunda9]

not a great flick, but not sure what the fuss is about really. Media gone mad IMO.

[Happening1]

The chicken should be wearing yellow sunglasses.

[MMApublications]

so...a rubber chicken inside a dead chicken means rape?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, ITS JUST A SILLY VIDEO.

GET A BACKBONE YOU LITTLE MARYS!

I've seen more offensive stuff on Family guy,south park or robot chicken

[mental177]

i have to admit, i did lol quite a bit.

especially at 2:00

people are so god-damn oversensitive these days, pssshhh. whatevs trevs.

[jamisjj]

the last minute was offensive the rest was ok

[Maryrofl]

mm chicken sex lmfao.

[ljnapoli]

ahahaha that is so stupid man bloody caroline wilson or whatever had a nice cry about it.

[jessiebarry23]

All i can say is that Nth Melb players make videos as shit as they played on the weekend.. Go Hawks, what a better way to shame the Nth Melb players than to whoop there arse.. suk on that chicken egg u Nth Melb (immature) juveniles

[lalalord25]

go stick that premiership cup up your arse cuz ur not gonna win another one this year

[hanche8]

what the fuck was that?

why was the media so overboard with that? i don't understand!! its was stupid and childish. it wasn't as so called as they said it was! it wasn't funny thats for sure! it was boring! thankgod for luda but i have to admit

[jamisjj]

you obviously are a 13yr old kid that doesnt understand the ending and only understands the condom in chicken bit.

[hanche8]

for your information in 21 years old, an adult! i do understand it. all i meant by i didnt understand was to why the media went overboard.

[urfattttttttt]

hmm, some of the things that go on in the world and there are big news stories and women rights groups going off about thiss?!!

i cant believe those footy players actually got in shit for this, honetsly, AFL rules are fuked.

[mohmmedelhaouli]

go and fuck yourself u dumb fucken red neck there is no need to post a racist comment just because every one doesnt have the same views as yourself u should check out ebay they got a great deal on chains

[enoughtimeto69]

omggggggggggg i read the news report on this and was expecting something HORRIFYING... this is pathetic, its not funny, and its not disturbing, its just a bunch of grown up kids mucking around, but because they are 'role models' and such, then it isn't really acceptable, as opposed to say, me and my mates making something like this, cuz no one would care. Anyway, thats my opinion..

[wallofmindlessness48]

Uh....this is just......wrong...

[SoloHero]

Much ado about nothing.

:(

[76discosucks]

homoman65 your a brain dead twat. your racist jokes aren't funny, what is funny though is your useless handle... bwah ha ha... your a waste of space

[mrburns12384]

The video is simply stupid.

Whoever broke the story is an absolute spastic and was obviously struggling for a story.

Best result for all is the journo quits her day job and the boys stick to playing footy.

[homoman65]

Why do they put an aborgine on the 2 dollar coin(aus) ...........................so little kids dont put it in there mouths

[Kalabazookah]

The joke would have been funnier, if you had actually spelled it right.

[bellostar123]

just abit of fun ppl poor chicken got banged abit ay hehehhe

[mohmmedelhaouli]

at least they engourage safe sex

[bellostar123]

true true

[Kalabazookah]

You should know, eh. Your people are known to do the same with camels.

Let's just hope for the chicken population not to go out blowing eachother up in supermarkets all around Australia in protest of inmoral sex with infidels.

[Ellie9227]

Except it's a sick persons idea of fun

[stewie566]

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[secretident2]

I guess when there're no real news, the news producing rich cats turn shit like this into a sensation. I donno what's more offputting - a rubber chicken with a condom on its head or the fact that ther're people out there who play games for living and get stinking rich while at it.

[crazy4lifebitches]

FUNNNYY

CARRNN THE ROOS!!!!

[lambtree]

There's 4 minutes I'll never get back.

[Swany0]

get the fuck over it

[rickyx1]

some slut on tv said this was too tude to show on tv, but they showed all the worste bits of it anyway, way to hype shit up bitch

[Rychzo]

Some1 say me whats name of song pls :)

[whytegenius]

Ludacris - Move Bitch

[cachacos]

this is not that big to stay in the news

[mikew909]

shame on aussie media for turning this garbage into news... i like rubber chickens and dick jokes more than most..but this is low quality trash and my precious time is now wasted

[LepeshkaGoveshka]

Ох, а я думал, что живу в ебанутой стране. Ребята молодцы! Очень креативное видео!

[sebafilth083]

jajjajajajjaj y x eso los castigan weoness graves

no tienen sentido del humor

aunk sea humorabsurdo

pero cada uno es dueño d hacer lo q quiera

[XDrSebasX93]

que estupidez.... 4 minutos de mi vida perdidos... esto hizo noticia?! pffff....

[mhsobxxx]

I f***ing hate the shinboners, but even I couldn't give a s**t about this video. Just a bunch of bored blokes creating a pointless video for their own entertainment. Who gives a f**k!

[xxediieh]

Wth this made the news?

thats stupid theres more important things going on

obviously the person is a weirdo who likes chickens every1 has their fedish

why do we have to hear every little detail about famous people

if they havent commited a crime its really not important

[JPPT1974]

You can say that they have, chicken fedish!

[elky25]

that is one fucked up chicken i hope he gets put in jail for a VERY LONG TIME

SHAME ON U BORIS

[jayaitken]

I seriously think anyone who takes this video seriously needs to lighten the hell up. The only reason they've much such a big deal about it is because they were North Melbourne Footy players. Who cares! They are people too and like everyone, they were just having a little bit of fun. Get the fuck over it!

[Pupster09]

they killed the chicken!

[kooldog98]

its not hard to offend women

[annagoddess]

Hey at least they used safe sex.

[1hollyrocky1]

Seriously, if you're offended by that, you need to cancel the broadband subscription in the convent! It's just silly people making silly videos, millions of people have done it on you tube.

[jessiebarry23]

I just hope my team"the Hawks" thrash nth melb's arse on Sunday.. show those nth melb wankers that they have more important things to do like training, rather than making dumb arse videos.. & by the way im no prude but anyone that thinks this vidoe is even remotely funny needs to grow a brain.. its totally lame

[siklilashy]

Hawks are shit!

they havent even won 1 game yet!

GO THE DOGGIES :)

[renlives73]

xD This was the North Melbourne Kangaroos, not the Hawks.

[siklilashy]

i no

i was replying to some1 else that was talking about the hawks

[blazenintohistory]

And Sam lane...Come spend a night with me and I'll show you dark and disturbing :) And it may involve a rubber chicken and a frozen chicken as well!!

[blazenintohistory]

It's an IGA chicken and how is the offensive? It's two chicken getting there fuck on....Has anyone seen half the videos on this site, most if not all are made by degenerate fucks who are immature and are seeking attention..The only reason we are discussing this video is due to the fact these guys are footballers!!!!

[annetteascot]

I thought this video was "pulled" from YouTube by the club - glad to see they don't have the power to do that!!!

It's crap anyway.

[elso696969]

Well what do you expect from a pack of dumb ass footballers. Half there pay and make them go to work like real men .

[jessiebarry23]

its a very immature video made by very dumb ass nth melb players that obviously too much time on their hands.. They need to get back onto the footy field & do some real good...

[silly310885]

peopl need to go to bunnings, buy some cement and harden the fuck up. its not twisted or morbid. its just a rubber chicken in a shit video made by a couple of dags. if u think u'll be offended then dont watch it.

[mcshmemily]

Yet another example of how classy and intelligent footy players really can be...

[XXX4THELUVOFITXXX]

All that fuss over this...wat a load of fu*kin sh*t

[SC26732]

its a shit video, big deal. does it make the blokes who made it bad ppl. probably not. all it means is that they have a crap sense of humour. the BTG crew and sam lane need to get out more if they think this is deeply disturbing FFS

[mrquan83]

'Before the Game' just went overboard about this lame video too. Seriously, I don't see what the problem is. Is it wrong to have a dark sense of humour now? I'd would never look at a sports-person as a role model, so who cares what they do?? This whole thing is pathetic.

[f1u1c1kx]

how f***n stupid whats so funny about it how embarrising

[klaviero]

:D :D :D :D

[beergoggles69]

sam lane just said this was horrible and dark and disturbing... ummmm no sam sorry... build a bridge.

[Iceclimbers13]

how fucking stupid can north melbourne players be lol

[bigfella11]

it was a stupid little film..i dont get all the hype.

[john1182]

what crap. crap vid, crap over reaction.. its bs how they crack the shits at everthing

[SeanCurry79]

That's funny.

[megalife21]

If you have kids its not my problem. I really do care what offends you or what your kids are exposed to. You have no right to censore my right to view this video or any real porn in my home or anyone else. The right-wingers are counterfeit Christians. As far as me being boring in bed, well, you don't know me, im extremely hot blooded and it fantastic shape, and I am with a hot Latina, women with a real sex drive, not some boring stuffy prude like you.

[jessiebarry23]

"censore" ? and you reckon you have 4 PHD's.. yeh right.. your as big a moron as the players that made the video

[megalife21]

I was joking about the chicken porn. I was actually ridiculing the overreacting that all these right-wing fundamentalist prudes are displaying about this funny video with no real sex act in it. As far as your young son making better videos, my partners and I have been involved in Internet talk radio and videos for about 10 years now. Collectively we have 4 PH'D's and 5 fitness and nutrition certificates. See our YouTube channel, megalife21

[imevilerthenyou]

and they really fined them $5000... for this....

[firedragonthundaa]

SHIT!!! Story lines shit, music = shit and racial to women (music), offencive to women (clip), bagging women, bein cruel to women, serves them right for bein fined $5k.

[bensy010]

wtf!? what's wrong with the song?? it might not be your type of music but it isn't illegal or anything. Oh, and "racial to women" ???sd

I like the music.

[inthekNWO]

It was immature junk, shit song, pretty pathetic overall.

[frameshift24]

gay ..aussie media is so gay sometimes ...holy shit that was way overrated

[mwaaij]

ho hum...wot's the big deal??? this is boring, its not even funny...schoolboy humour!!

[carlosr86]

Hahaha... this is really absurd!! Why make such a big issue about this video?? It's just funny... I don't see how you can offend someone with it. You should watch some latin videos with real persons almost having sex the whole time... this is funny and that's it.

[Banga41187]

Fkn sooks.. thats all they are.. they wouldnt be making this such an issue if it was just some ramdom 14yo that did it.. like, lighten the fuk up abit.. and get a sense of humor

[megalife21]

All these so called feminists that get easily offended, are insecure women that are afraid of dating or marrying a real macho man, so they date pussy whipped "yes" boys so they can feel in control of the relationship at all times. I like chickens, I always have. I think there should be a worldwide holiday honoring the chicken. Its the least we humans can do. Porn has its place in society, so why not chicken porn?

[mwaaij]

Youre the one with insecurity issues, i dont find this in the least bit funny or insulting at all...my son could have made a funnier video when he was 12 years old, and as for porn...if that is your idea of porn, well fuck me you must be pretty boring in bed mate!!

[bensy010]

so funny.

please don't try and look for any meaning it, it is just a joke.

[haveajerk]

Some women can make a fuss from nothing... Sorry, gals, but this video is a proof of it

[mwaaij]

who said it was women making the fuss anyway...its guilty minded AFL goats trying to pretend that they give a shit about what women like & dont like...they obviously have no idea!!

[Soros004]

JJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ!!!! What's the problem here? Seems to me that there's a lot of censorship in this matter. It isn't politically correct, but out of that.. nothing!

[hirdy6]

Seems to be politically correct to be extremly offended by this simple case of boys being boys. I hate North Melbourne and love and respect women but the Derek and Clive I listened to with my mates as a young bloke would make the fun police condemning these guys hair curl. You can still buy Derek and Clive material over the counter these days!!! These do-gooders should find something useful to do rather than whinging about this.

[megalife21]

It could be allot worse, it could have been a scat video:)

[megalife21]

I am part of a worldwide Internet talk radio station in the U.S. I am not into soccer, but I will defend people that are being unjustly censored and discuss it on my shows. Expect to see and hear videos on this very soon. We love to bash neoconservatives. Two of my past pets were from your country, bearded dragons and a blue tongue skink, I loved them.

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[jayee18]

lol funny shit

[megalife21]

Lighten up people, I see a rubber chicken, a cleaned chicken from the market, a condom, and a very funny video from men with a great sense of humor. But now I see dycke puritanical feminists getting their panties all in a bunch and upset over nothing, plus all the ass kissing pussy men that agree with them. Your reading way too much into this video.

[makeitup2]

OFFENSIVE???!!! nowhere near being offensive....lol there was nothing wrong with this video....grow up society!!

[mcresight]

HOW IS THIS OFFENSIVE TO ANYONE unless your a safeway chicken? yes i see how it could possibly be offensive but honestly if your that uptight why are u using the internet? watching tv? listening to the radio? or speaking with another human being?

[flyinrookie]

whats wrong with you all, this is disrespectful to women bla bla. how can anyone relate this to a male and female relationship? just pains in the ass that like kicking up dust over anything and everything. its a funny video, they should have got no fines, im a massive roo's fan and think it was hilarious.

[HelloStrangerLOTRmsn]

yeah, who doesn't love a condom on a chicken fucking another chicken. this is stupid

respect for women?? =(

[tahera1942]

This is a warning for a girls that you are taken just as a body not even your beautiful face counts. They just need a body to use lying everywhere and anywhere and any time. Sex and vulgarity in the air, Love, respect, comintment is nowhere. This is human beings turning into sexholic bodies full with alcohal and drug with no dignity even worse than animals. and to be honest we girls are also responsible for our own openness and free to everybody and anybody dont you have any sense of respect you

[Kalabazookah]

wtf?

[LolMay5]

How is this offensive? seriously!

[jjkale11]

sweet

[sheepboyshaun]

god people over react this isn't even that bad.

there loads more stuff more offensive than this

[Kalabazookah]

And to the idiot sending fellow YouTubers to look up "Anthropomorphism" and "Necrophilia", he should probably look up "parody" instead.

Just because the authors of the video were charged a $2,000 fine, doesn't mean they're in the wrong and comparing it to the heights of necrophilia, is like comparing SHIT with HANDCREAM.

[toolis1994]

Touche! Ms. Bazooka!! The heights of Necropilia!!

Parody: A poor or feeble imitation or semblance; travesty.

And just to continue correcting your sorry ass: Each player was fined $5000 and the Chickenroos donated $10,000 to a Women's charity.

Could you actually be Nathan Bock?

I would caution others not to shake your hand for fear that your general state of confusion could lead to you mistaking which is actually the lotion

[Kalabazookah]

Yet another failed attempt at humour from a pretentious I'm-better-than-thee-up-right-­citizen... hoho just don't let them catch you fondling kiddies at church or butt-fucking turkeys with mayonnaise as lubricant.

Amen motherfucker!!

PS: Touché!

[toolis1994]

Keep it in the guttter

It's where you belong

[Kalabazookah]

Ain't it funny how a gutter civilian can spell better than you?

Goes to show how much you're lacking...

[Kalabazookah]

Nothing wrong with a chicken getting some sweet tender lovin'!

[naylampchimu]

HAAHH good video. I read it in a Colombian newspaper. I am in Los Angeles. What's the big deal? God... people over react, if you don't like this then censure all the ads on the streets!

[sparkneon]

they're footballers not politicians. jesus calm down. how many others vids are out there like this or worse. think about that

[dp06969]

HAHAHA top video, if it wasnt made by footballers, than it would be just another youtube video!! subwrx94 piss of with all that political correctness bulshit... everything these days come back to women, that supermarket chicken looked like a bloke, so it was gay sex in the making!! arn't you late for one of your women rights and fairness meetings?

[subwrx94]

shows how much they respect women doesnt it? footballers are just giant cocks with no brains and everybody knows what assholes u all are, that shit u spew on the news doesnt wash with me, i know u are all fulla shit

[tigresa821]

Very urgly this video

[megalife21]

We will discuss this video and defend its producers on our worldwide Internet talk radio station. See our channel here and website.

[megalife21]

This is a modern day version of the Spanish Inquisition and the Salem Witch Hunts. This is also like the obsessed, delusional, yet hypocritical views of right-wing neoconservative politicians and their counterfeit Christian followers in the U.S.

[megalife21]

This is about censorship by the religious right-wing fundamentalists. The producers of this video had to pay a $2,000 fine because certain people found this video below offensive? How absurd. Its a chicken from the market and a rubber chicken, that's all!

[toolis1994]

Would you care to look up the terms 'Anthropomorphism' then look up 'Necrophelia' and then 'sexism and come back here and tell me this video isnt representative of the closet sexism ever pervasive in the AFL and the fact that it is down right OFFENSIVE

[Kalabazookah]

If you're gonna preach morals about anything you might as well get the terminology correct; it's necrophilia. You're just offended to see a chicken get more tail than you! lol

[toolis1994]

Im sorry!! I have offended! I didnt mean to spell your only possible form of sexual expression incorrectly. Thanks for correcting me Ms. Bazookah. If I was into chicken tails I would be aroused not offended.

CARN THE CHICKENROOS!!!

[Kalabazookah]

If you had a half a brain, you'd cease to try and change the world (or my opinion on this matter) with your mediocre and poorly spelled rants. You might also want to check up your dexterity at humour, or give up all together. I suggest the latter.

[toolis1994]

"Check up your dexterity at humour"?mmmmm

Hawks:123

Chickenroos:69

[Kalabazookah]

Alright, so you've given up humour and adopted cheating.

NIIIICE!!! Tomorrow I might encourage you to drive rusty nails through your your eyeballs.

[TWKang]

My head exploded after watching this.

[RobStaniford]

lol

[beanough]

dickheads !