Zeno Clash Review 9/10

[ChilieConCarnage07]

I couldn't finish watching as the video won't load for some reason :( , is it open world?

[lipsingingboy]

on steam this is no $3.47

[ZetaSimsoy]

You know what, i really love first person animations with super detail like that. I must buy.

[ludvig218]

I thinck that the makers of this game was high all the time

[AdamX21198]

I have my mind set on head butting things...

[Zaxxarius]

@TheCheesedogable Yeah, some games are repetitive, but its different if they're actually fun. "Its an indie game" so why the hell would anyone buy it? Its still crap. Oh, and the story flew right over my head? A dude kills some weirdo who thought he could give birth to creatures of different races, only to find out it aint dead, and that it actually didnt give birth to them. Its funny, because thats actually it. Fucking stupid.

[higorfelipe97]

1:23 loooooooool shes... Horny! Get it? loooooool i crack myself up

[YesimSasori]

I love this game! I hear Zeno Clash 2 will be more open world, much longer, and have RPG elements, can't wait!

[MisterMarmatote]

I love this game, i bought it without even knowing what it is, it was on sale and looked cool the only thing is the voice acting sounds like shit, but beating the fuck out of deformed people pays for that

[TheCyprusX]

damn , for an indie game , it was pretty awesome.

[bananasofcourse]

Got it for 3.75 Any games somewhat like it?

[sckntoes]

loved the review! needs a tad bit of better quality but other than that... SOLID!

[tim3nijn]

@Thet3 I know, just kidding :)

[Zaxxarius]

This game kind of sucked. Sorry, it did. It was like Condemned and Borderlands mixed in shit. Voice acting was horrble, gameplay was repetetive and story was crap. Really. The secret at the end? Running away just to return? NOBODY FUCKING SEEMS TO DIE?

I'll give it some credit. The enviroments were nice, it was obscure and unique the way it introduced scary characters such as the hunter and the corwids and the hunter himself.

Over than that, dont go near this game. Worst ending ever too.

[bezoro2008]

@Zaxxarius the quality of the game, considering that its indie, is amazing. Its not made by multi billionaire its made by people like you and me. This might not be the best game ever, but its one of the best indie games out there.

[MisterPikol]

I'd give it 7/10, seems like they lost track of what they have been creating half through the game.

[tim3nijn]

So where are the other nine parts?

[Thet3]

@tim3nijn huh? Th3e score is 9/10..

[Rockinbite]

on sale for bout 3 bucks on steam right now:D

[MrArneldo]

Does this game have windowed mode?

[TheGarryModder]

its 3 euros on steam right now, definitly worth it

[RedScot13]

Great review, I loved this game BUT I like Ghats voice

[tylerbottoms24]

AHAHAAH SHE PEED ON HERSELF AND DIED....AND THAT IS WHAT SHE DID

[gilgamesh310]

The main characters voice isn't as monotone as the reviewers.

[casanova925]

so is this game worth 1200 msp on the xbox live marketplace?

[casanova925]

@casanova925 just message me with ur answer

[PurexOvvnage]

I don't like the environment of the game. They should have made it in a city like an old 2d beat em up

[CyberMcRock]

Good news, Zeno Clash 2 is coming soon

[ImaSoulGamer]

cool for your first review, got all the information I needed to know thanks. Keep up the good work

[Flightily]

Great review! What a wonderful start with a lesser known title with so much unique flair. Thanks for your observations.

[soundgarden21]

just bought it for 3.75 on steam, looks interesting- and for that price why not?

[Casperskate]

3€ on steam :D Gotta buy it ^^

[crassirus]

The audio recorded from the game seemed to get kind of shoddy around 5:20, otherwise, an insightful review.

[wightknight121]

I wont care if I don't like it I just want the gmod content

[Mach10Guy]

DAMN!!!!!! This game has some awesome physics and very one-of-a-kind game :) Not many games have this fist fight style included, so this game is just awesome. Also, great review :)

[QUEEFMUFFINS]

this game is so fucked up I love it !

[Dag0nauta]

can i say that ACE TEAM is from Chile......so you can taste how indie is this game...

[THarrisson]

i think this game would do well on the kinect system if they could get rid of the lag

[BuhRanDoh]

"I have no idea what it is" But... "I Love 'em"

[bonapartist]

4 bucks on steam TODAY ONLY

[DarkKnight1326]

damn this looks pretty cool.

especially when u knee the dude in the face.

but does it get boring fast?

[shoeshinebuds]

i give it a ten the plot of this game is the best plot in the world! i have it on play station 3 pc and xbox. trust me when i say it is sooooooooooooooooo much better on xbox gameplay is just so fun

[Oxygen97]

iv always wondered what this game is

[Sajxi]

Wow the creators of this game has the most f*cked up imagination ever lol

[zcxvasdfqwer1234]

looks like a fun friday night dl to me!!

[lordofdarkdudes]

piratbay!

[Soccy]

LOL "i dont know what he is, but i love'em..."

[Kendal671]

You collect rabbits to get food just to let you know.

[HavenSpawn]

i tink 9/10 is too high ...i say 7/10...

[Dezzan]

yeah I agree.

When I first got it I was like 9/10!! This game rulez!

But after looking at it a few months later after I completed it, I realized... yeah, its a 7/10 ..

[leosagat]

Nice game !!

[sinningg0d1121]

5:55 - 6:00 i rofld

[bdwilson1000]

thanks for review

[Hatelast]

this game is Chilean, but shared with U.S. companies

[soeren123456]

First I didnt get the story. Then I played it again and then I finaly got it :D

(Now someone will probaly come with a reply)

[XxStainxX]

i came with a reply

[Millhouse3671]

i came

[XxStainxX]

cool story bro

[number48]

LOL

[Andreiskor]

game made in Chile!!

[Eulin100]

usa you palomo

[juicedup14]

good review i might actually buy the game i liked the demo.

[FrozenNos]

I'm getting it off of steam, $5. :)

[teteh171]

good review keep going

[whatayaDO543]

i found *YOU* very boring Roverpz :D

[Rovepz]

like I give a shit

[whatayaDO543]

then why reply? :P

[Rovepz]

I found it fun to reply

[whatayaDO543]

you and me both :)

[RockTheLol]

this rocks demo rocks also im already at 50% download :D

[totohds]

juego chileno JUN

[enginiseer]

good review dude :) i was wondering whether i should get it, and you've convinced me its worth the 8quid on steam :)

Its hard to find detailed reviews like this nowadays, they're all usually just filled with clips of the trailer and a boatload of sound effects, with no actual reviewing done at all :) thanks.

[EvilShedderATTACKS]

Np, Im going to start recording more reviews now since I have a cam corder, keep checking back!

[otomotopia1]

@enginiseer It was a year ago, but was it worth it?

[aXque]

looks cool

[XxDrevokxX]

Totally agree. Great game, I´m playing it right now. Awesome fighting system Really fun

[Dreadfultime]

makes me think of fallout 3

[juswatch1211]

What's an indie game?

[EvilShedderATTACKS]

Game made by a really small dev team that pays for everything out their pocket.

[THarrisson]

@juswatch1211

aka an independent developer

not a big corporate developer group like blizzard is a HUGE developer

whereas this games developer ACE is a much smaller and probably has private investors :)

[XenonSCRB]

@juswatch1211 It literally stands for "independantly developed"

[suddenuprising]

Fair review this is a good game, beats most mainstream games.

[TheAmazingDom]

@suddenuprising hipster.

[xbox360andNDSdude]

Subed!

[BluePaintedChair]

i really like this game to , everytime i logged out , it seemed that when i logged back on i would be pretty close to where i left off.

[teeron11]

lol i totally agree-the squirrel bomb is 1337

[CriMSWoW]

yo, what is the deal with the rating?

I don't really care, but I'm lookin at buying this for my nephew. Gore and language aren't problems, but my sister in law would freak if there were titties or something. haha

[EvilShedderATTACKS]

There is no nudity or anything. There is not even gore, just small amounts of blood.

[Pyromaniac1444]

"...Look at that door.. *Boner* ... It looks like I could go up to it... and touch it... and feel its surface...." Bha ha ha ha! that made me think you were a pedofile, but this is a good review and a great game! The visuals are great, but they could have done better on some of the sounds, and swap some of the voice actors around. 8/10~

[Roq999]

subscribed! keep 'em coming

[Droverious]

Its a great review man nice job for ur first one lets keep em rollin in when u get new ones

[thetwentyfourth]

Nice, thanks for reviewing this. I preordered during the steam sale too but haven't gotten around to playing it yet. Looks like I'm going to really enjoy it.

[Psychopat12]

I feel like this game would make such a cool movie.

[linkassassin360]

nice review, first one of zeno clash I could find with a video. You did a preetty good job. One thing though, you had a bit of a tendency to trail off and not know what you're gonna say next. maybe you should divide your reviews into sections so you can talk about certain aspects of the game one at a time. otherwise great job

[EvilShedderATTACKS]

I should write out a script first, but I was in a hurry to get this one out since there was no other Zeno Clash review at the time.

[linkassassin360]

beat the crowds, nice.

I'm downloading it now! :)

[sauerfreak]

Great review! Totally agree with the score; amazing game.

[ThisGuysRetarded]

Nice review. What might make it better is to somehow incorporate some humor into the review as well as have it be less of a conversation, more of a lecture. I can't wait to get this game! :D

[PhishPowah]

not bad il watch next one

[EvilShedderATTACKS]

I can't decide what game to do next buccaneer or alien shooter 2.

[ingofreak]

pro tip: never say pro tip unless you're a total douche. tip: make sure the game volume is lower than you're voice volume.

[EvilShedderATTACKS]

it is lower than my voice volume just in some places i forgot to fix.

[ingofreak]

i find you sexy.

[EvilShedderATTACKS]

As do I. Thanks!

[ingofreak]

You should have used the Prathagrium Therum Bitch

[Nero68]

Good review. I also pretty much agree with everything you said. Love this game.

[LiquidCucumber]

Gonna have to pick this one up. Good job Raz.

[Dezzan]

I pretty much agree with everything said in the video, including the score it got.

And it was a good review actually for being a first one :)

[aznpicklez]

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