Breakin' Brawl-a H4x0RZ TV segment

[nifanatic]

I would seriously take a hammer to mine, too, but it was bought by someone else, and I don't want to feel guilty breaking their money. But I sure as hell won't sell it; I don't want to give someone else the "benefit" of playing this piece of shit. Brainwashing garbage.

This video, I approve.

[metashinryu]

YES

[hdrevolution123]

this is orgasmic! MELEE FOREVER!

[INSANECRAZYHODAPP]

you unlocked hammer

[godsmith3]

Me and Cinder = gay love.

[SmasherCinder]

Haha, don't forget Teran and Firus <3

[markissocoollike]

'SUP BASIL

[scheme102]

i fucking hate brawl too, and FUCK YOU SAKURAI MOTHER FUCKER PIECE OF WORTHLESS SHIT!! he ruined melee!!!

[Veefive5]

A hammer can solve everyone's probelms easily.

[RunescapeMassacre]

YAY.

[Hawkeye00X]

Could've tried playing Brawl+ or something. It's not done yet and it's been great so far.

[Project005]

This was long before the B+ project started or even thought possible.

I remember telling him about it and he was like "You mean I'm gonna have to buy another one?"

[thebrin123456789]

might as well get a refund or somethin >_>

[SmasherCinder]

It was worth it...

Besides, that was the only way I had fun with it, soooo...

[amaleplatypus]

I fucking hate you, don't ever fucking do that to another Brawl disc or I'll rip your head off and shit down your throat

[SmasherCinder]

Lawl...

I'm guessing you haven't seen the webcomic *smirks*

Now would be a PERFECT time to put the link in the video description :B

[xtviper]

lawl?

Where's the funny???

[BeBoBli]

Brawl sucks.

[ridermac]

This is a poor way of making a statement. If thats the case you might as well destroy the other games or items you own that are comparable to brawl and waste away the money you've spent.

[ridermac]

Well that was a waste of $50+.

[yousuckatlyfe]

not really.

[ridermac]

Not really? It is really. He could have traded it in or sell it to someone and use that money for something constructive with it instead of being destructive. It truly is a waste.

[SmasherCinder]

Considering the following this has gotten me, making a statement no one else had the balls to do, and the segue into an amazing webcomic my friend and I are working on, I'd say it was worth it...

[xtviper]

oh lawd its not melee its sucks!

We better tell sakurai to fuck off!

*flips sakurai off*

oh lol we showed him

[TheBassanium]

Cool story, bro.

[ShadowWaffle]

for a thousand views

you're really trying too hard

[Prsnovrthr]

Tripping breaks the game, too.

Shoulda done that instead of the hammers.

[CallOfSilence]

What you did there, I saw it.

[Prsnovrthr]

Maybe I should have an alt YouTube name just like my gfaqz accounts. >.>

[Princz15]

so breaking a game makes you cool and funny?

Wasting mmoney makes you cool and funny?

hahahaha quit life dude

[123Shine]

The best video on youtube... ever.

25/5 (yes, I actually bothered to create exra accounts to rate it several times).

[ATVSmash]

Rating it five times with five accounts is actually 25/25.

Good job.

[123Shine]

Haha, true.

Though it sounds much cooler to say that you rated a video 25/5 =)

[mrhazuki]

I came.

[FinalCutter50plus5]

You're pathetic.

[DeeAreDee]

YEAH BREAK THAT BRAWL

also: join the site in the description guys

do it now

[EvilShadow7777]

You realize this game could've been much worse right? It had potential to be better, it was just released early. But seriously, you smashed your copy of Brawl? Isn't that a bit extreme?

[SSBMTonberry]

No, it couldn't have been worse. They made the game as bad as it possibly could be.

[Project005]

You call a game that was revealed in '06 then delayed a shit ton of times into '08 released early?

...Serious question here.

[Auzie090]

All that for a thousand views on YouTube. What a waste, I'd say fuck you instead.

[SSBMTonberry]

It's more like sharing the pleasure with others! :D

5 stars, easily!

[noobverk]

Just remember one thing. You may hate Sakurai for Brawl, but he also created Melee. And I know how much you love that.

[SmasherCinder]

Just remember one thing. Sakurai could have stopped with Melee. OR, he could have not made Brawl a piece of shit. He started off with something great, and then fucked it up.

[UsurperKingZant]

The new Sakurai is possessed by the greed and profit of business. I want the fun Sakurai back...

[TheAceJon]

I love it when people blame Sakurai. THAT'S RIGHT, HE MUST BE THE ONLY ONE IN THE DECISION PROCESS.

[wiilanadapter]

but he is, he was the sole member of the development team. :o

[pinkdemon1890]

i think this vid is Oscar award worthy

i give it 2 thumbs up :p more power to you SmashCinder ^_^

[jayfourjay]

Why are you using the hammer! Items are banned.

[SmasherCinder]

Who's to say it was an item? Who's to say it's not part of my moveset? :B

[Project005]

Didn't you read? This was under EVO's tourament rule set.

[MARIOWNAGE]

It's about time is all I can say

[BluLinkdesu]

MELEE!!!

[DesuMarkP]

Brawl is not THAT bad.

[VNLAICE96]

It's pretty bad.

[Minwu325]

lol ye u go gurl dey al b broltards if dey dun tink da gaem sux

[SmasherCinder]

When did I ever say anyone who plays Brawl is a "Brawltard"? When I use that term, I'm referring to the ones who have no clue about Melee and bash it...

And btw...GURL?! Dude, I'm a guy <<; Seriously, you're fucking retarded...

[pyrotek7x7]

"FUCK YOU, SAKURAI!!"?

In case you haven't noticed, Sakurai was the head of production for Melee as well. The only reason you hate him is because a great sequel simply wasn't as great as its prequel.

And please, you can't argue that Brawl isn't a good game, you can just argue that Melee is better.

[ZGalhardo]

Brawl sucks in comparison to melee. We just like to shorten that to Brawl sucks.

[mclace]

No you are wrong on both accounts no hit stun, advanced techs, only 1 truly VIABLE character in competitive play, tripping WTF, 3/4ths of stages banned, camping is the ONLY Way to win does not a great game make. AS for sakurai he hopped on nintendos nuts and appealed the game to CASUAL Gamers AKA the scrubs that go to what ever cool at the moment. he has no loyalty and has the AUDACITY to say everyones a winner thats pure bullshit dont defend somebody that doesnt deserve it. HES A SELL OUT!

[wiilanadapter]

Woo you're crazy. brawl does suck though.

[WindOwl]

rofl

[LinkBrawls]

You're really gay.

[SmasherCinder]

Haha...you wish, Brawltard...

[Hampsterboy420]

Way to waste 50$

[battousai555]

Hawt.

[CapnLexCrunch]

Why do people have to be so vehement about the whole Brawl vs. Melee thing? I don't really care much for Mortal Kombat 2, but I can't remember irresistable urges to destroy my MK2 cart with a hammer. Why can't we all just have our preferences and not smash each others' CD's?

[AquadiustheHedgehog]

He smashed his own disk, not yours.

[MisoAudio]

Well done.

[GreenDayLuigi]

Damn, that is brutal.

[woopyfrood]

Brawl needs MOAR Mewtwo.

[gordonice]

Jab combo.

[ynnek123]

jab combo? more mike Fsmash mindgames xD

[ynnek123]

like* >_>

[burnfireburn]

Lawl, you got ball's....

I like brawl...but damn....INB4 brawltard flames you <_<

[Jughand]

the only problem I have with this video is that you should have like lit it on fire or something afterwards. I mean smashing it with a hammer was pleasing but I think it could have been destroyed more completely

[DarthYoda27]

I like both games. You make me cry....

[Fomortees]

Waste of money? He had fun with the game, isn't that the point? Money well spent.

[mphpheen]

man, that is tooo serious

[TruePikachao]

WOOOOOOOT

[Hazygoose]

<3 long live melee

[Cptnoficeland]

Nice combo and mindgames!!!

[SmasherCinder]

Better than Brawl's...oh wait...that would imply that Brawl actually has all of that XP...

[aznforce817]

yeahh sakurai and his non competitive ways gtfo.

[JrdnSn]

im a cheap bastard so i sold my brawl. but man i respect you.

melee forever.

[salryu]

That's just sad.

[Daikenzu]

That's kinda intense, man.

I give you props.

[RedtheGhost]

Your only rating was a 1-star. I changed that. xD

I want to do this, because I don't think I will ever actually go and sell the game. I don't want to sell it to Gamestop, because they rip it off, so I would sell it online, but I'm lazy. D=

Such a predicament.

[magicidiot12345]

*You're

[magicidiot12345]

You wasted money you fucking idiot.

[SmasherCinder]

What's a little money to make a statement, hmmm?

[magicidiot12345]

You could've sold it for something worth wile. I doubt anyone cares about your statement. A lot of people hate Brawl, your not the first.

[KosukeKGA]

Bah, shut up, faggot.

[magicidiot12345]

He wasted like 60 bucks. I don't care whether he likes Brawl or not but that was a waste of money.

[KosukeKGA]

It was his so he's free to do whatever he wants with it. It really is none of your business...

[magicidiot12345]

I know he's allowed to do whatever he wants to it but I'm just saying SHOULDN'T have done it. A waste of money.

[DonnyZofChaos]

He shouldn't have bought Barlw. That was a waste of money.

[SmasherCinder]

Truth...Brawl was the waste of money...I regret keeping that piece of shit in my house in the first place <__<...I made a statement, and when I look back on it, I think it was worth it...

[Project005]

Jeez... I just sold mine to get better games.. You guys just straight destroyed that fucker.

[DemonBowser]

I could care less what i play

[DemonBowser]

...why?

[barkatthemoon6]

Because he hates Brawl. It's Sakurai'd. I mean even YOU admit that Melee is more fun ^_^ because it is.

Melee = Competitive

Brawl = Party game

Bottom line is: Melee > Brawl

but meh... We cant exactly change the opinions of those that like Brawl.