Five Things That Soil My Shortz

[DJKadera]

:D :) ;)

[DJKadera]

idont like nuts in fudge either lol. and ur wrong about the movie lol jk jk

[JayChouKaijuMaster]

you were so funny I almost soiled my shortz :)

[soiledshortz]

:D Thanks so much!

[saraphinn]

Great rant. Tho I disagree on the nut thing. Maybe it's a Canadian thing, I don't know.

[REMsleeper428]

Haha, lovely. :]

Though, I don't mind nuts in my brownies.

[soiledshortz]

:D To each their own! ;)

[Xalder1]

#2 shoulda been the nuts in brownies things.... its so crappy.

[soiledshortz]

Haha good call there. Putting nuts in brownies is a VERY crappy thing to do.

[monster4josh]

I MIGHT consider subscribing if add at LEAST two more piercings, otherwise you're losing me...much too optimistic!!!

{:>D)

[TomMSTie]

I would've had a fist come out of the present and punch him. Or would that be a little too AVGN?

[soiledshortz]

:) That would have worked too!

[TomMSTie]

#2 - :(

[soiledshortz]

Hehe I cleared the air later! ;)

[twitchiemouse]

epic light saber duels for the win!

[soiledshortz]

Listen to the nice lady everyone! She knows what's up! 8P

[spartan22808]

nice one 5 stars :)

[soiledshortz]

Thanks!!

[daneboe]

Dude, you are frickin' hilarious.

[soiledshortz]

Thanks man! Right back at ya! :)

[ROCKOUTLOUDinc]

OMG!!!! I totally agree!!!!!! I think you and I must be the ONLY peeplz wit a smartz! NUTS IN BROWNIES ARE DEAD!!!!

(expressing anger and relief fyi)

[soiledshortz]

Ha I'm very glad you agree. I love brownies, but I have to specify "plain". Grr

[Brooklyn83]

When I saw the part about Emoticons, I got pissed-off and stopped the video. A week later I came back and saw the whole video and felt really embarassed:-/

[soiledshortz]

:) Sorry for temporarily pissing you off! Hope you enjoyed it the second time at least!

[johnmayersgirl]

"hah Number 2!"

hahahahah

[soiledshortz]

Hehe Yay! You watched it!

[fkovacs1]

Wait until you've been married 15 years, then you will really begin to enjoy nuts in chocolate- if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge, nudge, say no more...

[soiledshortz]

Haha, well I'll take your word for it, wink wink!

[ExactlyZACH]

haha, this is great!

[soiledshortz]

Thanks!!!

[soiledshortz]

MmMmMm Cashews... Dunno how I'd like them in chocolate though!

[mellmell95]

this was great!

[soiledshortz]

Thanks!

[WhoseLineFanXD]

What's even worse for me is pecans in Divinity! D:

[pittland44]

After having to watch "A Christmas Story" at work 50 million times, I am utterly sick to death of it as well. I'll like it again by next year, but I hear ya brother. P.S. I got in a brawl with some trailer trash mom at walmart over the last on sale Ipod, so I feel your pain.

[soiledshortz]

Haha did you come out victorious?

[soiledshortz]

Haha no kidding. Or had other movies too. A marathon of the exact same movie is pretty dumb if you ask me.

[WhoseLineFanXD]

I think I know what you used for the box of 'shut the hell up'! ( The actual box, I mean...)

[soiledshortz]

Haha and what would that be???

[WhoseLineFanXD]

Well, that would be the MST3K 20th Anniversary Box Set, Byron. ^-^

[soiledshortz]

I wish. Alas it was just a box that contained one of my mother's gifts.

The 20th anniversary box would have made a more epic "Box of Shut the Hell Up" though!

[WhoseLineFanXD]

Wha.... but it was the exact same shape!

Now I feel bad.

[soiledshortz]

Haha it's ok. I haven't had money to pick it up yet. :(

[WhoseLineFanXD]

I'm so sorry.

Hope you had a merry Christmas anyway. : )

[soiledshortz]

Haha don't worry about it, I had a GREAT Christmas! You?

[WhoseLineFanXD]

I had a great Christmas TOO!

[soiledshortz]

Yay!

[buukillyou]

oh btw the video make me feel :)

[soiledshortz]

Hehe ok, acceptable emoticon.

[buukillyou]

oh you so silly

[Lauraology]

I was very lost trying to follow your #1, which is good to know that I'm not the only one who finds it irritating when people use large words to make them seem ULTRA-INTELLIGENT. :)

[soiledshortz]

Haha good. Then we are in agreement then! :D (See I use emotions a lot too!)

[soiledshortz]

I'm glad someone agrees with me! I seriously LOVE brownies. But if I see that there are nuts in them, I can't eat them.

I don't think I have. I've seen German chocolate and it scared me, because it looked like vomit.

[GoblinXXX]

I don't mind nuts in chocolate sometimes- But keep your nuts off of my PIZZA!

[soiledshortz]

Hey Gobbie! It was ONE TIME! And I apologized!

[GoblinXXX]

Two great tastes that taste great together.

[SuperNova314]

Åww... I want a box of Shut the Hell Up™! But I suppose it would be better to give to those who need it this time of year(egotistical plebeians)...

[soiledshortz]

Haha Darn those egotistical plebeians! *Shakes Fist*

[889654]

Like to see more of these. They are just as funny as your riffs :D (oops emoticon)

[soiledshortz]

Thanks again! I was waiting to see if anybody wanted me to make more, so thanks for letting me know!

[AdvanceSockem]

Nice man. A box of stfu. Brilliant!

[soiledshortz]

Haha thanks!

[xshamethestrongx]

your the man

[soiledshortz]

Ha, thanks!