Predictive Text

[Amulovesanime]

Did you know...

Pandora's Box is really a pithos? (a pithos is a fancy vase type thing :3)

[PoisonMarigold]

2:58 ...who can forget falling into the trap of "Pen Island"?!

[igotyuh11]

it highlights play.com cos you have been on it before

[hunt4claycreations]

-3 the tags

[Jessicarae7]

You should make a video addressing google's prudishness.

[koolkoolkitty13]

He just served the Queen a delicious pina colada, shot his load into it, and then stirred it with a novelty cocktail umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh.

[JKparody]

LMFAO xD you are hilarious

[Alizastack]

OPEN THE PENIS DOOR

[PretzilSticks]

How do you do that Finger thing!? =O ... I was lead here by Charlie is so cool like through the links on his website for the filming you did, Great stuff!

[Lushbob]

I can completely imagine Noel Fielding saying exactly what this guy says.

[TheRaptorChild]

i actually wasn't aware of how Google felt about genitals

[slytherkatify]

poor google's only 13 guys!!! lol

[cassiex0x92]

We know how google feels about genitals...

[tommytankvideo]

Never noticed that about google. Great Vid :)

[Christine82Y]

I don't give a duck! hahaha XD

[juanmora19910209]

boobs are genitals? 0.o

[2funk2bpunk]

how do you click like that?!?! :O

[bublaikenchal23]

As if Google has feelings and discretion. I love it. xD

[songfrog89]

"And we know how google feels about genitals." =D

Love it!

[astrozombieism]

See I hate predictive text. I feel like my phone is constantly trying to second guess or out-smart me. I am capcble of typing a message without crying for help. Predictive text can go stand in the corner of shame with the paperclip from Microsoft Word.

[OhSoRadicalll]

"It had all the innocence of a sheltered child, just waiting to be corrupted by my playground of vulgarity" and for that you have 1 more subscriber...

[VarietyShop]

This is hilarious!

[gorinator]

please turn on the 'transcribed audio' function. it will brighten your day

[CrazyDuckies]

The world needs more Khyans - there are simply not enough!

[Sarsington]

haha boobs are not genitals you knob

[dontrlycare]

hly shit he said silly face!

[erinmay94]

Press enter at your peril! :)

[poo01122]

Thius is mah storey!!

[RhythmPanda]

"YEAH!"

[Alura]

Did anyone else pick up on 'Pen Island' when he was typing in 'penis' WAS THAT JUST ME?

[SilverDHedgehog2]

@Alura that was prolly just you

[purplelover120]

but if you search  "fornication" in google all that comes up is fuck, fuck, fuck

[littlebigfan3000]

"Fucking die Bitch! Die!" Nearly shat myself :D

[ModernWarfare2Robbie]

Just realised you look and sound like calvin harris. I realise the "sound" part of this equation sounds ridiculous as he is Scottish and you are English, but i'm right so shut the French piss up.

x

[mellbells]

i hate when my T9 spells out duck, I literally have never needed to text the word duck, but every damn time that's the first thing that shows up! X-[ stupid predictive text. *rage girl* FFFFFUUUUUUUU!

[supahfreeak]

lol "miss you! love you! I still haven't cheated on you!" seriously you rock...

[Ry0wn]

Did you just say sillyface?

... Too far, man.

[Bunnylikescandy]

lol "I do not have any more time for you" haha

[janejanejane7]

What part of england are you from? I've been wondering this throughout your videos.....ps your'e a cutie

[XxGloriaLauraxX]

Lol! You, sir, are amazing. Your videos are always hilarious! (:

[MostDullPictures]

Ha, our school is in a similar state of denial, except if you type in lude words it attempts to deny the concept of vulgarity exists. It logs you out, and reports you, a very Orwelian method of censorship I'm sure you'll agree.

[SugarlessAngel]

Oh and I love you :P hope I manage to find and kidnap you if I see you in England next month (in reality I may give a quirky and shaken hi, you'll be like "who the duck is she?" and I'll walk away awkwardly)

[SugarlessAngel]

My ex had a phone that would predict text. His break up text to me was entertainingly misspelt :P

[jennkneefaire1]

You have to be one of the only people on youtube that can make me laugh out loud. :D

[CheekTV]

Predictive text is a nightmare when you're not used to it. I've just got an iphone and I'm going crazy correcting people's names and stuff gahhh x

[rockin2hellnheaven]

another hilarious video. loveee

[ILiveForScience]

I cannot drink orange juice and watch this video, because the google part is too funny. I will now always think of google as morpheus and vice versa.

[ELLtheBAG]

did u open the penis door?

[Zoot101]

You. Are. Brilliant.

[Raphaelus13]

2:35 , Gray? I don't know how to break this to you, but you might be somewhat 'unique' down there.

[exceptoccupiedtaxis]

IMPRESSIVE CLICKING SKILLS :3 I want to be you :D

[ConstanceVolturi]

You are now my favorite person in the world :D

Connie

[Mouldy96]

You are actually a genius, you deserve more subscribers :D

[yupyup78387]

you never disappoint, much love and may you have a Merry Christmas

[firewalker303]

This is hilllarios :L Please make more videoes more often =(

[strawberryfillin]

you so funny. hehehe

[aclockworklychee]

How come you dropped the s-bomb in such a blasé way at 1.24? I've lost the majority of my respect for you.

[Lpc1192]

i lol'd!

[hrseluvir101]

You should marry me and... stuff.

[MissNewYorkLover]

Khyan, you always make my day :)

[mybestfrendsafrog]

I LOVE YOU <3

[KatKola]

I love your videos. fuck you, have a nice gay.

(i understand)

[whatyoufuckingwant]

Thanks for showing me the ways of penis on google

[Jenniefordummies]

I often text people about "scripts" for plays. My phone seems eager to talk about rapists however. Makes me feel not quite so happy to have it in my pocket...

[carlos1234567898765]

those clicks were faker than your mums.... dont worry ;)

[thegabs2009]

so glad to see another video :)...always brightens up my day because you are quite the clever card you..wish me luck on finals!...much love and light my friend..

[Khyan1]

@thegabs2009 good luck my dear!

[whirlwindscoop]

You are very funny !

You combine ironic satire with your cynical contempt of the world:

A perfect combination for the family !

[MisplacedPirate]

Good to know I'm not the only one who plays the let's-see-what-words-google-do­esn't-want-to-show-me game, Lol.

[comradesteve1990]

Brilliant!

[smashfacechase]

playground of vulgarity. nice.

[erinmay94]

nice. You know what I'm going to be doing for the next hour? Typing words into google. :)

[thebigdinobutt]

You are so weird. (And yes, that's a compliment.)

[TwistedNether17]

My phone acts like a smart little bastard at times, I type in fuck it comes out as duck but when I type duck, It comes out as Mergus Serrator, which is a very specific type of duck....

One of these days phone... one of these days.

[ciavarella1292]

My phone says duck instead of fuck too!

[mdincaa3]

khyan, i love you.

[oneappletoomany]

Haha, possible the funniest guy on youtube!!

[Orphioux]

You're a boob.

[mollyferser]

This is so true.

[Tardis910]

You are a snappy snapper.

[somethingswicked]

MY BLUEBERRY NIGHTS!? Khyan, you're fucking class. CLASS.

[56stardust]

You had safe search on, silly. Of course it would never suggest something vulgar in your google search box. Take the safe guard off!

[lokilaufeyarson]

@56stardust It says safe search off right next to the search box you boob!

[lokilaufeyarson]

@56stardust Yeah, I called you a boob!

[56stardust]

@lokilaufeyarson Haha, my bad. Chill, mate.

[AshleEeEy73]

You should make a video answering peoples questions!! Because you're an interesting person :]

[22334533]

when the guy at the end leaned in close to your face your facial reaction was very cute:}

I no i no im such a dork:)

[fashionbug312]

XD You seriously need to make more videos!! I was bored all day and then I saw this vid in my subscription box and I was like "yayyyyy!!!!"

[DEVIANTMONSTER23]

you need to open the penis door sounds like the best chat up line ever

imagine the situation

'you can choose not to open the penis door and go back to your normal life, forgetting it ever happened. but open the penis door and let me see how deep your rabbit hole goes'

'no'

'......please touch my penis'

[kefalonia14]

hahahaha press enter at your peril!!

:]

[Xandtha]

dear me, 'duck you' is a better option than turning predictive text off cos my fat clumsy fingers aren't accustomed to the impossible 0.001 point accuracy that's needed in touch screen keyboards. i end up saying 'tuck tou' or some ridiculous non-word that gives my enemy the chance to ridicule my pre-school spelling

[JamesRofl]

The 'Hey cunt!' example has actually happened to me. Christmas was awkward after that.

[krissilent55]

I hate predictive text...HATE IT!

[Jessmo198]

I love predictive text.

[DoodlesPepsiFreak]

in regard to 'Thius is mah storey!!' on your laptop at 0:15, i really wanna know what it says beneath that :P i bet its a plot to become prime minister. or something.

[Hattie1994]

hahahah so funny :') always glad to see ur vids in my sub box :D

[Petrabi]

You are like a little kitten. Just so lovable.