Achmed The Dead Terrorist Carols

[maddyandblanca]

Gitar guy gitar guy

[Thorgal20]

Does anyone knows what's the title of that song from 1:28-1:33 ?

[xxpepyxx]

does anyone have a tab or know how the 1:28 part? thanks in advance :D

[awahougrace]

those 257 people who disliked this are sad losers!

[zegiknietilja]

i like it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[xJimmyxjamesx5]

Achmed is the man!

[LittleMissJennifer84]

brilliant!! lol

[BecDunstan]

Oh dear Ahmed!

[VampDiaries2812]

funniest video EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[Chance231706]

"Guitar Guy" is Synyster Gates' dad

[black1bird2]

@Chance231706 is that true?

[comeon243]

ok, maybe at halo....

[sopink77]

Jingles bomb

[Jaceric2]

whatz the name of the song the " guitar guy " plays at 1,28 ? the one that makes achmed call him a racist basterd* thx in advance, have a nice day !

[SabbaghProductions]

I'm the 3'100'001 viewer !

[SpecialSkills124]

@SabbaghProductions im 3,110,961 ;D

[SabbaghProductions]

@SpecialSkills124 I'm 3,111,318 ;D

[EmOputty]

@SabbaghProductions Im 3,118,927 and maybe 2 or 3 other numbers

[llRuleZ03]

awsome video!!! :)

[deathnawz]

this is lendengery

[NextExBoyfriend]

This gets funnier every time i see it i swear!!! Love it!!!

[TheTide23]

lol he rules

guitar guy does drugs lol

[warw72]

Uncle Sam is ....... BIN LADEN!!!!

[Wallyreadit]

well Bin laden is not coming to town anymore

[jimjames871]

if u hit dis like go suck a big floppy donkey d@#!

[MrJessedriver]

Every time I cuogh Becuz of uncle Sam my balls keep falling off XD

[Echosofthemind]

His mouth keeps moving..weird, he's usually better than that.

[Loadrum]

funny. That was when i got shot in ass by us military

[InevitableLost]

Omg! I never knew that Papa Gates was in this!!

[joseplaysguitar]

papa gates!!!!!

[olgramo]

hermoso!!!!

[UltimateJames08]

its really interesting to think Guitar Guy (Brian Haner) is the father of Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold D:

[7466309change]

think I must go shovel roof.Shower door think too much up there heavy.By yu tube.

[WogSteph7890]

thats when i got shot in the ass.. by the U.S. milaterryyy XD

[WogSteph7890]

bahahahahahah

[thehoneyhoneygirl]

that x box game guitar hero, i kick ur ass...okay, maybe at halo! XD this vid never fails to make me laugh! XD

[2211lion]

GO US ARMY AT LEAST WE KNOW THAT EVEN SHOOT PUPPETS GO US ARMY DAM TERRORIST

[pieisawesome23]

254 peoples nuts keep fallin off

[camandconnor]

Love this dude is fucking halerius

[ravenhaker3100]

the 254 people who doesnt like this you guys have no ass and taste!!!!

[LittleMissVigor]

ROFL. This guy is a GENIUS. And the ventriloquist too :P

♪ where are all the virgins that bin Laden promised me? ♫

[loldrita]

Awesome!

[schauerlein1]

SILENCE !!!! night.

[hh133hh]

lol luv this guy XD

[wilfredgeorge]

254 dead terrorist watched this video

[jimihendrix225]

@wilfredgeorge lol

[MrGueroGuy]

This reminds me of so many Christmas pasts.

[dkirov]

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

[lancemckellar]

"Silence" The humor will kill me! :-)

[TKMaxi]

lol!

[natoo121]

okay guitar guy, go backstage and do your drugs

[SmilieChick16]

I love Jingle Bombs. ^_^

[damafrprodutctions]

251 pepole got their ass kicked vy achem in halo

=D

[jamierourketen]

i like how he makes a fool of christian values,we can take it...but would he evertake down mohamed or allah or even the q'ran?

[blazer5397]

@jamierourketen r u muslim? cuz ur kind of offending me

[jamierourketen]

@blazer5397 i am a christian white national socialist

[blazer5397]

@jamierourketen oh ok

[leamodanielzueras]

@ArchieTheSnowman, you should do your homework on the military before you post comments that make you look uneducated as far as manpower and politics are concerned

[Gonecampn09]

@mrskarenkatz, NOBODY knows the time or date Of Jesus' 2nd coming! PERIOD!

[thatrandomkid56]

whats the little riff the guitarist plays from? sounds cool :)

[jozozo100]

@thatrandomkid56 I think it's just a Phrygian mode improvisation

[catloverofthecentury]

lolololol

[ForeverDreamer2013]

im in love! hahahaha so funny! no wonder my friends are raving! (i might join the navy now........... hmmmmm i wonder if my mom will shoot me for that hahahaha)

*please no flaming im entitled to my opinions!*

[jlp0719]

@ForeverDreamer2013 my mom (with 40 other people) would shot me if i did

[ForeverDreamer2013]

@jlp0719 im sorry. my whole family is based in the military. wev been a military family for almost 4 generations. on both my dad and moms sides. my dads dad taught ppl to take off and land on airplane carriers in the pacific and he taught ppl to fly. my moms family (dad and brothers and sister and grandfather) all serve(d) on a base in southern GA. im aiming a bit higher

[240sxGuy3]

Lol jeff Dunham is a beast!! And ahmad is one funny son of a bitch! The people who voted thumbs down on this video, are fucking gay as hell!! And some of them are real sand nigger terrorists!! LOL

[thebigbear491]

@240sxGuy3 they thought it meant dis-i-like

[TheHoeBurger]

You racist Bastard!

[JackT1139]

i like this this is funny

[tyyyynu]

eugene tackleberry xD

[elvisflorian]

I like this video but I still think spicy Jalepenos is funnier.

[normanj100]

the best Jeff Dunham

[AZthunderlight]

The best part was at 00.00 - 4.54! :D

[beasto90]

246 ppl missed the like button

[dadaesi]

and then my favorite: SILENCE night... XD

[Crossfire9Killer]

246 people dislike.....u fcking kiddin me?

[7ossam88]

all of u don't know the true meaning of islam ... u just laughing ... can i make fun of Christians !!!!...u have to respect muslims and islam as we respect Christians .... it's not like that crap said :I

[hunterb1013]

peanut dose drugs!

[johncenafan2353]

funny as hell he is my favorite he makes my day if u agree with me thumbs me up

[ANGELJOE95]

"ok lets hear what u got guitar guy" *plays* "you racist basterd!" lmfao

[monny266]

@girlwithguns88 Jeff is amazing, that's true. But at the point of singing, as a ventriloquist, I personally think, Terry Fator is better at singing. (No offence at all!) But Jeff is way better with the funny pary ;-)

[pwnedbymonkeys67]

jingle bombs ftw

[maandac2]

I wonder what the Lyrics are to "Bin laden is coming to town" the rest of "Oh holy Crap" and Silence night"

[8belleangel8]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shandu91]

This stuff ROKCS ...

[TheNincampoop]

Holy crap

[thehardyboyz1010]

u know that xbox game guitar hero i kick ur ass - guitar guy plays - o maybe at halo XD

[phantomxr]

its obvious this guy is a fxckin genius ,you cant do comedy without offending somebody!!think of the irish for chrissakes!! no, this guy and Achmed top of the tree .cool dudes together!!

[NeonLove280]

luv this its fxcking funny! ;]

[zack8790]

guitar guys on drugs achmed is hilarious. 

[sebass1126]

oh thats funny shit right there!

[fireyjax79]

"OOH LISTEN TO THAT...HE DONT KNOW...HE DOES DRUGS"!!! HA HA FAB!!!

"ITS NOT FUNNY" BUT THIS IS!!!!! HA

[peacelovehope123100]

LOL! this video is so funny! 

[micahvantongeren]

oooh holy craaap i think i blew my foot ooofffff

[klomotolop]

"you got it?" " I got it " and he actually laughs at the question . Not as a planned part of the act.. He seems to be honestly caught of balance by the Question..

SCAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYY. I wont be able to sleep tonight...scrarrrry shit goin on here.......

[easthight]

This is some AWESOME stuff!!!

[PowerHeal]

This guy is not funny. I don't see how this guy is popular. This is retarded.

[beastjuice1]

@PowerHeal get a sense of humor douchebag.

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[EmbrySlut]

xDDD he is awesome!!!)

Thank you, guitar guy, go backstage and do your drugs nooooooooow! Mery Chriiiiistmassss))))

[razorslice17]

SILENCE! Night

[69Wooshy69]

that first riff he does looks like a metallica guitar solo

[roise990]

i like the guitar !!!

[CssFreakification]

:D 2:11

[juver666]

hahaha tang ina ang bangis ni achmed kaka alis ng stress astig

[babeeshopiez123]

i hate when people find this racist, atleast let their be SOME COMEDY in the world. im sure its not intentional.

[a7madramadan]

@babeeshopiez123 I'm Arabian and Muslim ,,,, And my name is Ahmed And besides all that i find this comedy and hillarious and i laughed at it and watched all Jeff Dunham's Videos ..... Although it could be done in better NON Offending way and Less Religion talking about what should be heaven like .... but it's OK and it's Funny :)

[flezki]

haha u know that XBOX game Guitar Hero? I kick Ur ass.

*guitar solo*

OK, maybe @ halo.

[chaynuber1fanofdemi]

@flezki halo is better

[flezki]

@chaynuber1fanofdemi no, GH3 is way way better then halo

[halabero1]

that was very fun.

[spriterox4eva]

You racist bastard! Lol! Fizzy xx

[VampireAngel1918]

SILENT! night haha i loved it

[pinkmonkies22]

hahahahahahahahahahah funny vido

[girlwithguns88]

Jeff is fricken fantastic...I don't know anyone else who can come even close to singing while in puppet voice and make it sound legit. What a fantastics comedian!

[TomyGrant]

thats very funny.. :DDD

[1997snakekid]

Absolutely hilarious. " THE ONLY THING I HAVE LEFT IS THIS TOWEL UPON MY HEAD"

[TheNikitalala]

Binladen is comming to town!!! Oh my god I love Achmed!!!

You racist bastard! :D

[rsmovies1000]

Silence!!!!

[301LEE]

SILENCE i kill you pmsl

[alchemist824]

oh holy crap i think i blew by foot off lmfao

[NicolasTThomaso]

hmmso are there actually some nice guys who wanna chat with mi

[live2ridehorses1]

you racist bastard! lols!

[BlackStar940]

very funny

[THREETS666]

Yow this I'd humor at it's best and you who talking bout Islam has none your sooo sad. Go jeff keep up the good workd

[xoxniti14]

he dont know , he does drugs :D

[allstarsonny]

this is so funny

[CaseyIdoaki123454321]

-small guitar riff thingy-

You racist bastard! D:<

[SyreenInSapphire]

Man, he can get away with so much because people forget it's actually him saying all those offensive things.

[4414666]

well they are all murdering scumbags.

[MrDesasterpiece]

very nice

[Petelover25]

K after listening to this i can see where synyster gets his talent. Brian Haner Sr.= Amazing guitarist! Brian Haner Jr. (A.K.A Synyster gates) Also Amazing guitarist!!!

[ryanduffy10]

jingle bombs xD

[KerlPowell]

eyi really do need a new boy toy hihi

[MrAwesomesauce101]

yay " i made it to check point a but not to check point b cause i got shot by the us military!"

[VooDooISR]

I'm jewish, but I'm totally with you. racist bitches!!!

[fredeb55]

Great video. A true representation of Islam.

[MentalPerspective]

what the fck you know about islam

?

[addictus74]

Noynoy 2010

[TheFallen7fold]

Brian Haner Sr. !!! ftw

Brian Haner Jr. = awesome

R.I.P. Jimmy :(

[legendaryreviews]

Ok maybe at halo. And thakes to uncl sam my nuts keep falling off

[ladycub08]

Islam is NOT a race!

[zucchini4067]

at risk of a flame war... Is not a Racist a person who hates on a race of people? Hear me out, Islam is a religion, not a people group. I say this because there are many more people who follow the religion of Islam than the people group of Arabians. There are Persians, Lebanese, etc. (forgive me if you consider yourself Arab). then there are Europeans, Africans, Americans, Canadians, Spanish etc.

So, a person who hates on Islam isn't Racist but "Intolerant". As is grouping all people together.

[pichugirl95]

@zucchini4067 well if you think about it, even though you are right, saying "you intolerant bastard!" Wouldn't be nearly as funny as "you racist bastard!" just saying.

[zucchini4067]

@pichugirl95 oh for certain, it doesn't have the same ring to it.

[223nicka]

@zucchini4067 dude your so dumb spain is part of europe

[pianissimo5]

@223nicka they're not dumb just because of one slip-up. that's so typical of people to focus on one little glitch rather than the entire meaning.

[MisBundgaard]

@zucchini4067 That song is not made to hurt someone? It's just for fun? OMG!? U HAVEN'T HUMOR!

[zucchini4067]

@MisBundgaard

What in my comment says that I was offended?

[leamodanielzueras]

hell yes! shot in the ass by the US military! GO NAVY!!!!!!!

[ynnadssom123]

@leamodanielzueras

Navy? in Iraq/Afghanistan? you really have no concept of geography never mind military application LOLZ :P

[leamodanielzueras]

@ynnadssom123 ok i understand that you must be kinda retarded but let me break it down for you. i'm in the navy, i have some very close friends in the army who are currently in afghanistan, AND I HAVE A FUCKING LOT OF MILITARY APPRECIATION, SO TAKE YOUR IGNORANT SELF AND YOUR COMMENTS AND CRAWL BACK INTO THE HOLE YOU CAME OUT OF!!!

[beasto90]

@leamodanielzueras yea

but he doessnt have an ass

[ArchietheSnowman]

@leamodanielzueras there's no u.s. navy in iraq

[VooDooPkCta]

@ArchietheSnowman oh what are u....FBI?

[ArchietheSnowman]

@VooDooPkCta maybe..........no.

[garretwestisthebest]

The guitar guy is Brian Haner Sr. father of Brian Haner Jr.....aka Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold.

[machete397]

I love Jeff Dunham !!

[bettyboo274]

very funny

[04Tranna]

i love this movie

[porkeater570]

@-

2k8b11

What is a moder fuker?

[YugiohDeathNote]

*mother

[Elvishrain]

lmaoooo!!!! :p hahaha ur funny man :p

[gstrane]

Love jeffs work but needs some new material seen all of it ten times or more come on jeff were are you hiding

[koopatroop123]

have you been watching his show on comedy central?

there is a lot of new stuff

[2k8b11]

u racist bastard....1 day u will be jingle bombed....it will be stuck 2 ur backside moder fuker.....

[fchemeng92]

I have this thing memberized!

is that sad?

[teamrush1]

love that video saw a lot of times !!!

[starswillleadtheway]

freedeom for the west and its origin people. of course we absolutely don`t need islam. we are fucked off this primitive religion/culture/whatever this shit´is. Fuck off. I wait for the start!!!

[TheScar9]

shut up

[ladycub08]

**** 5 stars

islam is evil

[MsSharpie05]

haha hes bombing his own country and we shot him

'' where are all the virgins that Ben laden promised

[superrejectboy]

funny as hll especially when he sid u know that xbox gane guitar hero haha i kik u ass he plays guitar maybe at halo and when he sais u rassist basterd

[ArUlric7]

it was fun while it lasted, now its just getting stale....

[nachocheese117]

who doesnt?