The terror of the Melty Man - Coupling - BBC comedy

[QueenofDiamonds1391]

i MELT when i hear Jack Davenport say "Baby" *faints*

[Lortenerfrisk]

melty man, the bringer of all evil rides into town on his black horse named whiskeydick

[AlphaMale593]

ughhh I had an encounter with the melty man last night. I immediatley thought of this

[SixtiesMusicWasBest]

-Darth Vader

-Without a helmet

hahahahahaha best line ever!!

[AnimeAngel88]

As a woman, I have to ask. Is that really how things are for men?

[TKE198]

@AnimeAngel88 Yes. Yes it is how things are. Women have no idea how stressful sex is for men.

[geekymarianne]

@TKE198, so by being a lesbian, I'm doing men a favour? Yay!

[roguetrip99]

@TKE198 agreed, half the reason guys even do it is for bragging rights/reputation

[Imrankniazi]

@AnimeAngel88 Depends on how you build up to the climax, to be honest. Pacing the innings, so to speak, is quite important for men and it helps if you have a woman who co-operates through it.

It's a common experience (including my own) that with greater intimacy with a woman, things progressively get better. First time could be stressful.

[interpolluter29]

@AnimeAngel88 The object seems to be in everyone's minds to keep sex sexy. Point blank. It's hard to really do that when you either don't know what to really do or if what you do isn't right. Much harder if you haven't a clue as to what she likes, and most men feel like a fool having to even wonder that. I'm sure some actors don't have to wonder that when they make the perfect sex scene in the movies. That's why some just get right to the penetration in real life.

[thexev]

"how do you guys ever manage to have sex?" "we don't." i love the "no duh" expression on steve's face when he says that.

"then, out of no where. for no reason you can think of, you call her... baby."

[QueenofDiamonds1391]

darth vader.... without the helmet :p

[hiraikotsu13]

....Baby. <3

[nik9999]

Coupling is my favourite show... but i wish i didnt watch this episode. Its true, there is nothing funny about the melty man :(

[pretorious700]

I guess this is amusing to people with nothing else to do...lame

[carrington73]

Absolutley bloody brilliant writing. SM is a comedy god.

[drobin3149]

"Now you're blushing and you've got an erection! No one's got enough blood!"

HAHA this is really funny! This is a lot funnier than Friends or Two and A Half Men.

WHY can't we get this in America?!

[shadowpumper]

@drobin3149 mmmm you did... not so much of a hit tho...

[TobiAnonymous13]

She was naked, she coulda bin anyone!"

[Noelbluesky]

Darth Vader-without the helmet!

[SilentStalkerX]

"The killer...out of nowhere...for nooo reason you can think of...you call her...."Baby"...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Samboy666]

iv thought those things lol

[Durhandoni]

Shit. I´ve said his name.

[magickal30]

The Melty Man visits us all lol

[albaKonst]

I love Patrick! so funny!

[ademetal]

is it too soon to grunt?

[TheJokerMarle]

Don't say his name...Or he will rise from the Shadow Dimensions to do his work inside your Terrified Pants!

[Luddeu2]

I´m loving this!!!

[smudzi]

She was naked! She could have been anyone!

[Calempaine]

I can't stand it, I'm laughing so hard that I'm almost falling apart :D

[hackeley]

The Giggle Loop, The Melty Man, The Sock Gap...omg, I love this!

[Lonelyhands]

The melty man claimed another victim the other night. Bad Times.

[funkindonuts]

I feel your pain.

[stiffmaisterr]

HAHAHHAHAHHA they'r THE BEST!

[baneq1991]

Darth wader, without the helmet! XD

[MrGmaximus]

Is she too dry? Is she too wet? Am I taking too long? Am I going too fast?

God, they should have a manual for this.

[LAHrebirth]

@MrGmaximus "or do i squish them together and do them all at once"

[CozImMrBrightside]

now you're blushing and you have an erection. no one has enough blood. hahahaha

[FearRain]

It's the engines captain, They CANNOT TAKE IT!!!

[HMoore29091992]

haha, my friend told me about the melty man today on the way to the cinema and i LITERALLY fell over laughing! I couldnt get up! I had to be dragged the rest of the way there, and I was still giggling for ages!

[Momeaux]

The arch enemy of trouser confidence... we ALL know the Melty Man. There's nothing funny about the Melty Man, Patrick!! Terrific show...

[Snazzaroo1845]

OMG this reminds me of the time I was on camp with school, and the lads were showering, and I was in the girls block behind them, but they didn't know I was there. They suddenly started talking about 'the Melty Man', and I was sniggering into my towel trying desperately not to give myself away.

Later on that day, when we ate dinner, I said: 'Have a nice shower, lads?' and they went: 'OMG you were there!' 'Yep!' I said, grinning. 'Did you hear EVERYthing?' 'Oh yes,' I said, walking away laughing

[Davem87]

There's nothing funny about the Melty Man.

[ikill4klondikebars]

@Davem87

SHHH! Don't speak his name..

[JackCannery]

@Snazzaroo1845 There's nothing funny....about the melty man Snazzaroo.

[HenryJThomas]

Thats great stuff. I love this show. Jeff is hella funny

[typacsk]

They make a great team in this scene.

[smudzi]

jeffs hand gesture on 2.18 is brilliant

[ElectricSexPants]

Friends.

[raizersabre]

darth vader without the helmet XD

[ocbchgal]

I miss this show! Bring it back!!

[rhoandrich]

Oh my God do men actually talk about these things? If so, I need to listen in. LOL

[rtvandle]

yes yes they do

[nobbysnutts4848]

yeaahh lmaoooo

[R3MUS2007]

haha, yes things like this do come up once in awhile... :P

[ffuckyou2]

I'm the first! and you are the worst! But this show is insanely funny!