Dinosaur Adventure (Phoenix Games / Dingo Pictures) 1/5

[UltimateK]

This is much better than the Italian dub... not that it means much, that dub is just awful enough to give you brain damage... PERMANENT brain damage!

[HoukaiAmplifier1]

SHUT UP YOU'RE A FREAK

[Mustang84211]

What the hell am I watching?!

[GBAura]

"If you just want him to come here so you can score with him."

OH GOD!

[alienguardian]

MAMMOTH MAYHEM.



[kablamoid96]

This makes Spark Plug Entertainment look like Walt Disney Pictures.

Ugly green thing sounds kinda like Baljeet from Phineas & Ferb (I highly doubt it's him)

[LeoFan93]

RUBBISH

[4Kiseki4]

What...

[SirHomsar]

"Stupid bastard, I want Tio here immediately!"

[PunkyBear36]

DAMN! I'M MUCH TOO LITTLE FOR THAT!

5:44

[althegamefreak]

2:31 i THOUGHT HE SAID "MAI BOI" !

LOL

[LeaxoftheUnderworld]

o_o I hope Don Bluth hasn't seen this...

[snuzzlebumble]

This is a masterpiece!!!

[lucadepu]

IS THIS THE TRAILER FOR THE NEW ELDER SCROLLS GAME?

[POLE7645]

@lucadepu Nope. That is Fable 64.

[VodkaShoe]

Party time. Yeaaah, party tiem.

[norwegiantechnolover]

OH MAMMOTH MAYHEM!! MAMMOTH MOTHERFUCKING MAYHEEEEEEEM!!!

[IAMARATEL]

9:22 and this is a kids game?

[duel1]

What is this, The Land Before Decent Animation?

[AmericanAirlinesRule]

@duel1 And The Land Before Decent Voice Actors.

[TheRealNahre]

@duel1 LMFAO!!!! LOL!

[LBIsurf90]

I don't understand what Phoenix Games was thinking making games like this and how they managed to stay in business long enough to make multiple games...

[Italianschizoidboy]

Err... if this is the game based upon the movie, isn't there supposed to be... a gameplay???

[RandomLords]

1:11, weird dino-thing just jizzed himself...X(

[TBStudios91]

waaahhh even the main screen is an ugly ripoff of the land before time

[buddhafyre]

1:58 crack baby is amused

[GhostOfAnother]

DEAR GAWD. THE LIP SYNCING. I DON'T EVEN.

[sankunsama]

I love the funky techno music at the beginning. That's exactly the kind of soundtrack that comes to mind when I think of the Jurassic age.

[alenight85]

Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish!

[clubpenguindino]

What the hell is going in this video?!

[Stepith]

Rubbish!



[vjpearce]

For an animation that's so bad, why does it have so many likes?

[YokuneRukochu]

IM SO CONFUSED

[CartoonGlitter]

da kis sed dam! c?? noting wrong wit saying cuss words at an early age!

[CartoonGlitter]

@CartoonGlitter *kid

[ac120479]

I think this movie is giving me cancer.

[maddieocre28]

IS THAT KARKAT AS A DINOSAUR.

[Jigglypuffchan]

@maddieocre28 BECAUSE SOMETHING ANGRY IS AUTOMATICALLY A KARKAT VERSION OF IT

[PeaTea64]

GGGGHHHHHHHH

[fireflocs]

1:57 would be a seriously creepy soundbite.

[Zephyrrix]

WHAT IS THIS?! LAND BEFORE TIME; THE POT-HEAD EDITION?!

They don't even look like fucking dinosaurs.

And that pteradactyl Petrie, if he ate a fuck-load of shrooms.

[vencugar]

CHRIST... the characters are sooo.......................FUG­LY!!! I have just totaly died inside and I am so disturbed y this arse infestation or a cartoon .It just shouldnt be allowed!!!

[TotallyGeekage]

I feel ashamed that i had this as a kid! This is how bad my childhood was! Now, i'm totally kicking ass on Mortal Kombat and shit!

[MatameVideos]

1:43 WTF IS THAT!!!!!!!!

[RickyPrescott]

@MatameVideos ''A beautiful dino''

[Countdown1230]

5:43  it sounds like the kid says, Oh Damn

[JohnSegway]

I wonder if there's another company called Edgeworth games and it competes with Phoenix games to publish the worst games ever.

[Kappatekki]

@JohnSegway The bird had Phoenix Wright hair.

[LordBrony]

howly shit they just fake "the land before tme" its worse than those CD-I games!

[Arrowwulf]

The lip syncing is awful

[H4L0GaNGT4R]

That was the most kickass walking music of all time well this is some grade A shit but it can't be that hi-1:41 WOH MAH GOD

[vjm3]

My god

[PoisonRainVornado]

8:59 Walrusguy lied...

[sexhaie]

actually this has the same style as "home movies", only this isn't as funny or entertaining...

[sexhaie]

animation and story board by christain weston chandler and other sonic recolor fags.

[hornymaneee]

This is like don bluths the room

[tenebrarumD]

2:29 Aboi

[crabfight]

The intro music is the most...inappropriate thing I've ever heard being used for DINOSAURS. Jurassic Park, this is not. lol

1:00 - RUBBISH!

[Guilmon470]

"Oh daaaaaaamn, I'm much too little for that!"

[sucazza]

È più bello il logo iniziale dell Phoenix che tutto il resto caspio!

si vede che questi si sono studiati Preston Blair per anni

[DeliciousNarwhal]

MAMMOTH MAYHEM!

[ChildishWonders]

This is a insult to the years of beauty and magic Disney has brought us. I hope whoever created this sick twisted mess gets hung up by their balls.

[ChildishWonders]

@ChildishWonders Well in this case, the people who made the land before time. xD

[norwegiantechnolover]

If you press 5 enough times, your penis will explode :(

[IAMARATEL]

@norwegiantechnolover O GOD! WHY DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU! WHY!!!

[DarknessbUnnie]

3:45 SLUT DUCK! 8D

[AnimatedIdeals]

There aren't names for the disorders that allowed this to happen.

[morningblue84]

I don't think the music is that bad, especially its cheesy opening music. Everything else is awful, though.

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

If you're having trouble finding the right words, go to hh1edits "100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time;" I'm certain that Wonka can help you.

[docsigma]

OH DAMN! I COULD FLY

[obenrob]

2:26 - Wow, they just get uglier and uglier.

3:10 - So far, I think I despise Petrie's cousin the most.

3:48 - I hate no idea Fred Flinstone's pet Dino ("DEE-noh") was actually his species' name.

5:31 - Your father is right, Tio. You should be killing yourself to escape the Hell you're currently trapped in.

6:00 - Is that Armadon's retarded younger brother?

7:55 - The smartest thing said so far!

9:05 - HOORAY! Tio is dead!

9:34 - Darn. Tio still lives.

[Videot01]

It sounds like every dinosaur is voiced by the same person. What is this even supposed to be?

[MissCartoonist]

4:53 "ruaaaarrrrraarrrrggghhaaghagh­aghaaarrhh"

[superniitendofan64]

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE"

Couldn't have said it better myself...

[cirv0]

Wait the parent's walk on four legs yet the baby walks on two...... The mother's a cheating W*****

[cirv0]

What... huh.... drugs..... did i fall asleep ..... am i dead...... have i ever trully beeen alive..... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BRAIN WHAT AM I WATCHING!!!!!

[TheWritersDiary]

I have never been more tempted to shoot myself in the head.

[MrGregorychant]

A great way to discipline your unruly child: strap him or her in a chair, in front of a big screen TV, with surround sound.

[Hellvisinthe80s]

1:44 what the fuck is that

[Haribokart]

@Hellvisinthe80s Ahahhaaha

[GorillaandCo]

This looks conspicuously similar to "Animal Soccer World"

[Psythr666]

Since when did dinosaurs look like Chip and Dale?

[NiobiumFilms]

LOLOL wtf i laughed so hard when the DEENO fell off the rock =D

[ronchan144]

What the heck?

[RobotwarsKing]

"Welcome, to 3D Dinosaur Adventure. Get ready. Put your...

...3D glasses on"

[TimStarz03]

OH DAMN I'M MUCH TOO LITTLE FOR THAT *breathes heavily*

[DarkTripods07]

donno why..but i watch it anyway xD

[TylerTheThirdTrumpet]

This made me spit my tea all over my computer. <.<

[hagane1989]

Yay! Potty time!

[STARINGatTHEsea04]

Shut up, Pekle, you're a freak! That always sends me over the edge!

[ramboramb0]

3:19 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THIS IS THE PREHISTORIC E.T.

[feh2]

This was Vault 49's Experiment, They showed this shit all day to the vault dwellers driving them insane to the point of them finding anyway to kill them selves they could.

[fedzeppelin3]

that's really really embarassing!

[mybruisedarm]

"c'mon everybody, party time..."

For some reason I dont think that herd of dinosaurs gives a shit about your baby.

[Biopharmer]

The music starting at 0:25 is so cheesy it's awesome. Does anybody know if it's some royalty-free piece of music? If so I'd like a copy. Put that garbage on my iPod.

[Neandertron]

@Biopharmer it kind of sounds like the synth on the soprano's theme...

[GeneralMontague]

While this relates to the entire video i have to ask..... at 1:38 ON THE RIGHT .... WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[DrShaym]

9:23.

[EightDaddy]

It's always -BEAUTIFUL-

[runimina]

Wtf!!! lol I love that random horned dinosaur that just laughs all the time. Omg this is just so amazingly bad...how does this exist?

[TelefaxTV]

Party time, yeah, party time.

[MentlSpaz]

theres too much wrong in this video for me to point out in a youtube comment

[revolutionjo]

Tommy Wiseau's ripoff of The Land Before Time???

[xRequiem666]

The goddamn nose on the blue blob "dinosaur" is going to give me nightmares for weeks!

[CalicoVall]

This film is MAMMOTH MAYHEM AMOUNTS OF DIARRHEA COMMING OUT OF MY ASS!!!!!!!!|

[DarknessbUnnie]

I'm pretty sure that Jack Chick thinks this is educational...

[mouse264]

...I just realized I've already watched 6 minutes of this.

[DarknessbUnnie]

EPIC 70s PRON MUSIC FOR THE....

Um, I'll leave you to decide that....

[videogamenostalgia]

I am glad a meteor killed these abominations...

[TheInkySea]

@videogamenostalgia

It couldn't come soon enough could it? >_>

[rawrvintageisclassic]

just wait one minute!! the two parents are four-legged and their baby is walking on TWO LEGS!! did the mother had an affair or something with a two-legged dino?

[GodzillaFan0]

1:47 oh my god it's Littlefoot!!

[Darmeck]

Guardatevi la versione italiana che è molto peggio...

[pmac124]

What am I watching

[mkinitcpio]

The music sounds like a blend of a P.A broadcast, an Amiga demo and a porn groove.

[ChoujiMan]

3:33 Come on, party time!

Titanic Dog: Did somebody say PARTY TIME?

[CalicoVall]

@ChoujiMan NOOOOOO!!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!! *pulls out guns and kills everything within 100 yards*

[ChoujiMan]

@CalicoVall

*Titanic Dog be bustin' out laughin' 'cause you missed hitting him lol

[CalicoVall]

@ChoujiMan FUCK!!!! BTW, amazing as it sounds, that's not the original rap. You can actually find it on youtube. It's much better and syncs up better.

[ChoujiMan]

@CalicoVall ...not sure if want. But I'll look it up anyway.

[ilovenachos31]

OH MY GOD THE FUCKING COVER ART IIS JUST A RECOLORING OF THE LAND BEFORE TIME BOX!

whhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

[slorg165]

Are they fucking serious 1:10 !!!?? This game is so stupid its demonic,its seriously destroying my brain just watching it. O-O

...I think Phoenix Games took every drug in the book and then decided to make a whole cluster-fuck of these demonic crimes against everything! Ahhhhhh,make it stop!! XD And lol at the 80's porno groove! X'D!!

[NariShishitsu]

WTF is this?! O_O

[Pooky1991]

Uhoh...MockbustersXD

[bombkirby]

I....I can't believe I wanna watch this all the way through.... @_@

[Skyla0120]

What the fuck did I just watch. It's so horrible its amazing. I can only imagine what the other parts are like...

[PikachuWii9]

Yeah, what the hell IS going on here? What is this rubbish?

[MrTodd623]

This is what happened...

The same people who made Watership Down got really FUCKING high and said "lulz guyz lets maek a DINOSAURZ moveh lululz!1!" and let their 6 year olds illustrate it. They showed it off as an April Fools joke, but things went horribly wrong because it gave everyone the feeling of having ebola when they watched it. It stayed locked away in a basement until Weegee bought the rights and made a video game out of it as an evil scheme to explode the brains of whoever watches.

[CrayonVlogger]

@MrTodd623 Awh man! Your so funny!

[purplebananafish]

1:44

WHAT. THE.FUCK. is that thing!

[DarknessbUnnie]

@purplebananafish

Its a DEEENOOOOOO! 8D

[supersparrow3]

It makes me so angry that this exists. I will make it my life's mission to destroy every copy, in the lava pit within factory that churned out this unholy abomination.

[arsonistmonkeyzblaze]

A mudkip comes out of the egg, they all die! The End!

[Xattm8864]

@arsonistmonkeyzblaze

There's more to that story.

When the Mudkip came out of the egg, it ran around for 5 seconds.

After 5 seconds, he got bored, then he used Action Replay, in which obtained Arceus, then used the move Judgement, both flew away from the field, joining the lines of Pokemon, and THEN all the "Denos" died! The End!

[electricgrasshopper]

SHUT UP BEAKER, YOU'RE A FREAK.

[Jaredraptor]

Calling this shit is offensive to shit. IT'S THAT BAD

[essingwood]

WHAT DA HELL IS GOING ON HEARE!

[eltonator]

1:37 Masturbate

[SplashFire0X]

RUBBISH JUST THE OPPOSITE,EVERYONE SHOULD COME HERE!this is so fucking stupid,but its also funny!

[Flamerion]

PARTY TIME

The one thing that makes sense here

[Philyo32]

what is this i dont even

[TheADPOL]

2:10 - My new display picture, right there.

[SlayerDeathBathory]

This is why dinosaurs are now extinct.

[coffeeishappiness]

I think my brain imploded.

[Chromeize]

What the fuck is this!?!?!

[Pooky1991]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH!! SAME ME DON BLUTH!

[96mryomama]

1:43 wtf is that dinosaur?

[Exarian]

"rubbish" count so far: 3

[deuxchat]

8:59 -- by far the best part.

[Super900Mario]

1 word. GAY!

[ViclariChan]

@Super900Mario Call these shit gay is reeeeally offensive. Also call it shit offends the poor crap

[pedroosuna1]

LETS FEED AND CELEBRATE.

PARTY TIME YEEEEE PARTY TIME

COME ON EVERYONE

[DanieleBosi]

Game ?

I don't see anything that looks like a game !

[gisellaknight555]

2:58 that grey creature isnt even a dinosaur o_O

[enomis9393]

HERP DERP DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[ishachan]

Is it just me, or does the beginning music sound like Thriller?

[xXxKekixXxTime]

2:10 Dat face

[TheSillyPlatypus]

I guess 273 people like really, really, really SHITTY.. video games?

[DefWish]

The dinosaurs went extinct because God hates all of these creatures.

[CrystalStarlight95]

2:37

*backing up* No no no, get away, GET AWAY!!!!

[LarryPokeTrainer]

2:31 MAH BOI!

[PristinePlumage]

Oh god,I think my brain broke...

[FlUfFyChIcKeNz]

God it's like home movies animation with down syndrome writing

[simoneaux15]

What is this...I...I don't even...

[Kighla]

2:31 holy shit, sounds just like the king in those Zelda games saying My Boy....

[Horrorlord1]

@Kighla This must be Weegees work!

[DBuilder]

Really? They sold this shit in stores?

[MajickDemoniack]

WHAT THE FUCK?!? What are these things? These are supposed to be creatures from THIS PLANET? Who made this? Have the people who made this ever even SEEN Dinosaurs before? WHAT THE FUCK?!? What were these people SMOKING?!?

I need to go lie down now.......

[goodolarchie]

9:07 Mammoth Mayhem!!

[egobrane]

Horrible voice acting/animation/storyline(?)/­everything else aside, I kinda liked the voice of that .. white bird and the other bird. 

[Gubru]

What's with the 80's Porno Groove?

[CalicoVall]

@Gubru Sounds more like one of those soundtracks you see in those instructional training videos you watch at orientation. LOL

[Happynuke]

Party time yeeaaah part time. 8I

[TheWonderfulWombat]

Holy shit, this is probably the crappiest thing I've ever seen. I could do better in five minutes with Macromedia flash.

[rageocity]

THE LIP SYNCING IS THE FUCKING BEST YO

[sonicbros1100]

WTF are those things!? It's like a 4 year old randomly drew some deenosaurs and they just stuck those in the "cartoon"! This is RUBBISH!!!!1!!111!!!

Did his dad just say: What's this green stuff on your arms?

HIS WHOLE BODY