I Want To Touch You

[cheekymonkey118abby]

you and shane have the same eyes and mouth they are so sexy xx <3 :D i love u Jerid and Shane you are my two fave people in the world and you've helped me get through some rough shit, with your funny vids it helps me forget whats goin on around me :') i love you have have definatly touched me :) (not in that way :L) thank you <3

[ReversePsychologify]

Hey, I'm Zo. I'm 12, almost 13 and I watch all of Shane's, BLT's and Jerids Vids. I'm fucking awesome.

[olivia3P]

I smelt that fart

[ergo1990]

1 year exactly sense his first video.

[BlahBluh88]

BLT!!!

[tristanthomas1000]

Touch more people then M.J.? Impossible. I dare you to make a video of you walking on the street and touching random people. I don't think you can do it. Challenge accepted?

[ashedpotatoes]

Im ashley im 12 but ill be 13 in three days soo yahh...im from wisconsin nd i like watching youtube videos. I like listening to greenday, linkin park (the old linkin park tht was only rock music), nickelback, my chemical romance, paramore, and panic! at the disco and no im not emo!

[leticiaclopes]

I'm Lety, from brazil.

I grew up with one brother, an awesome mom and an abusive father. I suffer from Bipolar Disorder. I struggle with self harm. But that is just the bad side of me. I am very inteligent. I am a vegetarian because I care about animals. I choose to forget my past and focus on the future, for my own sake. YOU are my favorite youtuber. I love videogames. My brother and I get along well. My dad is just a person that lives in my house, drinking and beating me. I just live on. <3

[iluversdineys0urz]

was that an appualse or did you just fart >:}

[jaymoxbill1]

Im jasmine,

Im 14 turning 15

Im mixed,black/mexican

My background is that I live in lancaster,califonia,usa.

Im friendly.im crazy fun.i love to travel.i dislike any types of monkeys. I love watchin ur videos.

[jaymoxbill1]

Ahaha

[iluversdineys0urz]

and i would go BAP! :P

[95kidplay]

Lol "CHICKEN SKIN" it's not racist cuz im black lol my name is jasmine nd i thonk ur funny

[tigerloves3]

No jerrid farted he said it in one of shanes vids

[themadhatter10771]

my best friend is severely retarded,

i live in a pineapple under the sea,

im delusional and think my snail talks to me,

im 30 years old and still have a minumum wage job,

and did i mention,

im spongebob

[ibecalledlydia]

I am Lydia.

I'd rather Shane touched me, but..........

I dunno.

I'm just like Shane's biggest fan :)

[H54123]

I got a boner when you said you wanted to touch me. I'm a girl. ;)

[TheGreenday1999]

SHANE<333

[AnonymousMicrosoft]

FBI:"where did he touch you?

subscribe button:"right here"

mouse button:"I'M INNOCENT!"



[me0595]

TOUCH ME BABY!!!!!

[Shemia10]

2:58 OMG Sounds sooo like Shananay!!!!!!!!



[Shemia10]

3:00 OMG Sounds sooo like Shananay!!!!!!!!

[Imakepanthertimeepic]

I keep going back to shane farting.. i dont know why...

[mimicee12]

I'm a person and I don't want u to touch me At all... perv

[hollydawsonjames]

i dont know who i am yet i need to find that for my self so i will tell you when i know x

[gdg93]

Sprinkle me with what?

[Imakepanthertimeepic]

hahaha shanes fart sounded NASTY!!

[806BLT]

Shane's fart came through my screen xDD

[deadmanalive11]

a smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high 5 leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads 2 a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 a fuck.right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this on 5 vids in 15 mins, your safe

[allyfleager]

YES HE IS FUCKING SEXY!!!!!

[umdalton]

I HAVE THE SAME BED SHEETS!

[katerade97]

Im Katie. And I like being touched! (;

[SuperKyle369]

yo mamma

[IAmABlonde98]

I WANNA TUCH YOU TOO -3

[boomitsjosie]

i wish i could taste the fart ..

[OneManMike]

lol.. when Jerid farted.. somehow i feel like i could smell it .___.

[MonroeVanityLVR]

@OneManMike Shane did that not Jerid xD

[Galacticbananamaster]

I'm Kyle. That's about it....... Aight bye

[1MikalaB]

Shane voice! Lol it's weird not seeing his face wen u kno Hez there. Btw jerid u have sexy hairy legs. ;)

[boorockz1995]

@steve113434 Haa. Thanks.... I think. lol

[143waffles]

Quack...... I felt like that was important

[Thelegobeast1]

lawl 3:00 funniest part

[JuniAndrea]

Shane and his brother has the same mouth!



[iluversdineys0urz]

@JuniAndrea dude,why are you looing at their mouths

[Livelavalive274]

Is Shane in any videos? Lol

[foreverandalways1999]

@emumuffon

And i Sneeze out Cupcakes.(:

[DelilahSmiles]

lol...i think jerid is high. Not joking. look at his eyes.

[MyPrincessCi]

My name is Ciara I'm 17 years old I'll be 18 on October 4th I'm in the 11th grade I live with my great grandma, my step great grandpa, my brother, and my dog Rebel. I grow up never knowing who my real parents were till a day after Thanks Giving finding out that the guy who I thought was my uncle was really my father and that my mother was some women that was never in my life till Spring of 2011. Now my life sucks ass and I've fallin into a deep deprestion.

[MeegapixelsVideor]

@MyPrincessCi :( I feel so sorry for you. But if you watch shanes vids you might get happier. He had it rough too.

[MyPrincessCi]

@MeegapixelsVideor thanks honey I've been watching his videos cause he's lite me so I can relate to him.

[MyPrincessCi]

@MeegapixelsVideor *like

[quinnmyster]

I'm a fella who digs your brain. I dig it. And I'd like to touch it..

[housekids101]

new name (fuckingbeastassshitgannakicke­veryonesassesexceptmyclonesguy­withglasses)

lol did anyone understand this

[playwrite3592]

Shsu university sophomore, english major, going in for an interview with Walmart tomorrow. Wish me luck.

[XxRobert4rmLBCxX]

lol shanes fart i was acting so immature lol

[LeaAnne94]

Shane...farted...

idk why this had me laughing so hard...but it did....and jerid just like "applause? or fart?" ahahahaha :)

[mythicalnelly]

helen!,

and heck i wanna touch you too :3

[JakeyFreakin]

LOL!@!@!@

[kenyacnini911]

your mean i love mj but boy you funny

[Above9999]

You can touch me 10000000000000000 times

[account2sub2nigahiga]

2:59 sounds like shane

[skittlesgurl713]

*jerid

[skittlesgurl713]

you touched me jared...you really touched me

lmao;P

[AleshaLovesJan]

@alykorbo Shane made a video saying he doesn't respond to anything cause he yelled at people so he made a vow not to reply to anything. :(

[ohfqbrandy2]

@AleshaLovesJan .....What video was that?? D:

[AleshaLovesJan]

I love how he makes it deep... "I wanna know you... And touch you" He ruined it. Lmao.

[jeffbriggs1987]

is this guy that shane guys brother?

[quietgirl74]

I'm Robyn and I want to be a forensic anthropologist, I have a boyfriend, but I think u and Shane r awesome, I'm 12 yrs old

[thatguyrightbehindyo]

im jesus

[TheSilentRefuge01]

Are you sure you didn't shit yourself?

[alykorbo]

im aly and i want to be a singer/actress. my dream is to make a video with shane dawson. but that wont happen because he never answers inboxes or tweets from me.. so yeah :D just sayin

[XxBOSSxXxKSAxX]

who are you ..... lol

[quincysimone]

Not as hot as Shane but ur ok:)

[CeilsRoxUrSox]

he sounds like charlie sheen... win.

[joshyp0shy]

thank for that fart

[Savylicious1]

D: i smelled the fart

[musicgreen14]

well...u made me toch myself in places that i shouldnt

[MissLiss1812]

im aly, i want u & shane 2 come 2 australia cuz u guys r a TOTAL inspiration

& ur nucking futs & so am i ;)

[CathrynnCatastrophe]

I'm Cat and I'm gay (: but I have a boyfriend and I like girls...? Anyway, yeah :D

[ddbabbie]

I am the freakishly tall girl who talks to het self....... jealous b**^%#

[HeadbangingDude2011]

@ddbabbie lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ddbabbie]

@headbangingdude2011 r u being sarcastic? ........cus im TOTTS! ceral!

[Kitkat1885]

Im Catt le fat nerd, and I think yer the best rapper out there. (:

[straightedgecyndylou]

I'm motha flippin straightedge cyndylou!!! ^_^ seriously the name says it all ;)

[Spocktacular96]

I'm a gay nerd who reads to much

[FoxxyHawk]

Funny but gross

[SuperRidinlow]

ethan guy

[raybayheyhey]

Um....Shane is most definatley NOT gay yall. It's just his personality that gives off that vibe:)

[tweelz]

Don't tutch me :'( I don't want to be tutched by a pedo-bear with glasses

[kester110]

Why does Shane sound gay.. Is he gay?

[ekeb1]

Damn Shane is a dick on this video... and in general. Upwords is way more awesome.

[skiftendecolors]

I'm Smithers I'm 52 and I hate my life.

[NeverLandGirl181]

I'm Shay, I'm thirteen, I may be deprrresed but you and your bruh Shane make me laugh. That's all you should know....

[PeAceNaZiii666]

I'm Alby :3 no I'm not a racist -__-" . I'm from hell (Aruba/Caribean). I'm 15 ;3. I love O; shanes video's! And your .-. . I wanna toucht you 2 ;) if yah know what I mean. And .-. Well wanna know more subscribe to me and I'll tell you more :3 . Churro's <3

[ciarrabug10]

i love you jerid!!!!!!!

[KingDavidANC]

I don't think I could ever keep that straight of a face after farting.

[bryannarocks123]

BLT Bacon Lettuce Tomato's They Are Epic

[Gakchan]

So as I was about to comment Norton just blocked someone attempting to attack my computer. Maybe it was you trying to touch me.

[ejtacos]

I'm Ben I'm waiting for you

[TheBadness98]

I WANT TO TOUCH MEEE!!

[GroganManorTV]

that was hallarius.

[xxepicfails101xx]

Im Sammii And I Like Pickles o-o''

[1993superbeaner]

THE REASON HE HAS A COUCH,BED,AND A CHAIR BECAUSE THEY SMOKE WEED AND CHILL ALL DAY

[xxmilxx1999]

I am mil an i luv u an shane !!!!!!!!!!!!!xxxx

[ceilingcatlover1331]

im Shea... and thats all you need to know ;)

[ItzJoJoTV]

I'm Jordan.... That's about it...

[xAlexandriaMozzx]

Im Alexandria(:

and that's all you need to know ;P

[ShelbShelb21]

haha Jerid ! You and Shane have the Same Eyes !! : )

[ShelbShelb21]

haha Jarid ! You and Shane have the Same Eyes !! : )

[littlemisslovely131]

I'm amber, and I'm a model, and I would like to touch you as well

[TayStar123]

Hi I'm Taylor(: from GA and ur super cool!!!!

[DamageLost]

haha



[imagamerful]

I'm callin the cops

[Music2Rox]

lol 1:17

[Azuzephresh]

i love how shane zoomed out when he asked a question and when jerid answered a question he zoomed in really close LMFAO

[kylie5kyle]

Touching you..:p

[katsand0gs]

Hi! I'm Cristina.

You must be Jared.. Jarid.. Jerry... Jerid.

[coooper0909YT]

jarid is not as cool as shane.

[xxxTaylorxx3]

Lol this is totally irrelavent to the video but I wanna marry Shane so bad ♥

[sarahbieber3399]

YEAH!!! Jared is cool because he thinks Justin Bieber is sexy!!!

[ChubacaRose]

I'm your victim apparently

[catwalk731]

Heyy I'm Ametyst(like the gem, idk why I'm named that) and I live in Cali!!!! I -3 u ands

[MrBmgbmg16]

Hai, I'm a nerdy chick that works at a local store. I'm constantly hit at work and playing Online. I've decided it's time to randomly hit on someone, just to see how it feels.

If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

[lexipinto]

Hi jarid, my nam is Morgan, im 11 live in virginia, and luv ur videos. I see u alot in Shane's videos\blogs and think ur hilarous ( spell check ) luv you! <3

[EmmaLikesU]

hey there Jerid.!

Thanks so much for the invite!=)

[WapjawzTV2]

Look me up :)!!!!!

[lexi38119]

 i just wanna touch u O.O lmao

[sarahlovelp]

was that an applause?? lol xD

[iamlayinganegg]

colguywithglasses fart HAHAHAHAH

[TheDanaeKat]

who farted?

[QuinnTubular]

Hey Jerid! I wanted to say Hi! I know I'm late but u know what they say...I made it dammit...so quit ur bitchin! :-\ (that is what they say right?) Anyway...I'm totally gonna cyber-stalk u now. Congratulations! :-P

[ryananthonyplumer]

im a leprechaun that farts gold

good fart btw

[babygirl536100]

man he had streight teeth!

[HomeIsABoxcar]

Ahahaha! Lovee jaredd! :D

[katgirl28888]

Vicious! Btw coolguywithglasses, pretty sexy video u got goin on round here. U want 2 touch someone call me up, u and Shane can become gangbangers! Lol u both r awesome! Ur like super spectacular. Now comedown from the clouds u righteous bitches!!! FUCK YEAH!!! 8-D

[paris3213xo]

Please fart in every vidio that was awsome xxxxxxxxxxx if u don't I will un serscribe u

[superdude939393]

I am your penis and I want you to keep on tuching me!

[Biebercrunch]

I loved the fart. The fart earnd you a spot on my wall of were i put the best youtubers ( Shane Dawson is on the top) and a subscribe and thumbs up and a favourite!! YEY

[princessstar657]

u can touch me where ever u want sexy cool glasses guy ooo la la... :)

[CarolanProductions]

Shane farted :L 'Was that an applaud or did you fart? ':L

[ILuvBritLouTayTay]

i <3 ur bro, Shane. Jerid is cool too.

[GypsyTeamEdwardGirl]

Your shanes bro I love you your so funny and I love your bro to shane

[michaelvolcom123]

when he farted his eyes went up and down

[TheSavannahgGrace12]

I'm Savannah I'm 13(: and I'm in the 7th grade

[sueandmorgan]

britney's intials are BLT and mine is MVP!!!!!! is cool!!!

[beckymuir75]

You are so awesome!!!

[pyokrajo]

hahah that was funny i laughed

[lala3536]

Im a 12 year old bout to be 13 in july, im bisexual, music is my life and I <3 THE DAWSON PEEPS! :D

[sueandmorgan]

@lala3536 hey im 12 and going to be 13 in july to!!!! im on the 8th!! how bout u????

[PencilO11]

when shane laughs, it sounds like an old man who has been smoking for 30 years.... in a good way though!

[frankzTV]

magic bananas.

[Hayley7144]

Iam Hayley Raines pleased to meet u

[bubbarocks8888888888]

AHHH my initals are BLT bacon lettuce and tomato lol WE R WHO WE R

[bubbarocks8888888888]

AHHH my initals are BLT bacon lettuce and tomato lol

[tyyvonne13]

IM TYLER!~

[addyfiona]

ewww, u farted.

[DanaVEVO]

sxephil is a fucking asshole :/

[sophiechuiyee]

yu touched me.

[medexter1129]

Man I lurve u! Lure mean luv if u were awonderin! (:

[ShaneDawsonfan47204]

and im tessa! love u and ur bro

[ShaneDawsonfan47204]

yo chicken skin!!!

[jennatoaster21]

CoolGuyWithGlasses, I like your tattoo. Haha.

[indigoDroog]

youre so cute :)

[sheismadeofgold]

I laughed so hard when you farted that I shook my husband awake.

[Cheez317]

Aw, you guys are so funny, does it run in the family?

And i'm Chelsie :D

[savvi94]

hagahahahah this is really funny. .lol.

[shanedawsontvlove100]

i have the same masage chair on my rocking chair!

[astronautazumbi]

Ew, Yo! Check it out. U fat. U pink. U uncool. and U fart a lot... not into it bitch

[wastedmoney15]

Your NOT going to touch us!! Then we have to call Cher and ask her to kill you! Cher is so ugly that she kills whit her look!!

[UniqueEverlasting]

Reason why Jerid has views is because of Shane...o.o

Sad but true.

[TheOldNavy101]

@UniqueEverlasting

no. thats not true. jerid is SO COOL. if i saw his vids i would spread it which i did. its not because of shane. i knew jeris before shane. FUCKING RETARD FUCK BITCH! FUCK YOU!!!!

[UniqueEverlasting]

@TheOldNavy101 Wow...slow your role Mr.Bad-Seed. I didn't know. Calm down? Am I in trouble? xD! I like Jerid too so fuck off, eh? xD

[sisserbee]

hahahahaha, shanes laugh when he talks about blt <3

[TheCrazychick365]

I hate when people comment about shane!!!

[UniqueEverlasting]

@TheCrazychick365 Amen. :|

[0624nichkhun]

The fart ruined the sincerity of the end of the video.... Lol XD

[whatzupbro1]

500,001 whatcher

[TheLaxLuther]

if u ever touch me ill fuck you up dunny