It Puts The Lotion On It's Skin

[KidsWithGuns1992]

I find it hard to believe that you've had a wife before; first time I've ever heard a "straight" man use the word fabulous.

[dahouse79]

woooo ohio state!

[copanameri]

sweet :)

[copanameri]

who is that little boy?

[sign543]

That's my ex wife's son. My son's step brother.

[InsaneKamui]

"Go Away! ERM" *Slam* lol

[petahearn]

hahaha! :D

[xaajeh]

what the hell is this shit

[patiencepoet]

The hose again! ROFLMMFAO!

[cheergirly557]

does he live with u

[fehquig]

Consider me amused and diverted. I think...

[nattiproductions]

aww! he's soo cute!

[redrumred2003]

OMG I loved it funny as hell...

[vez1985]

what the fuck is this?! fuckin loser you need to get out more. jesus christ. or get a hobbie or sumting. wat kind of sick fucks make these kind of videos?!

[sign543]

Mind your own business, bonehead.

[BgstJBfan]

Yeah like you made him watch anyway??? sign543

Your the bestest parent EVER!!! NOT... Just kiddin' ;-]

[Steveypoo101]

i agree.. hes a fag.

[mikeypoo86]

@vez1985 dude. what kind of sick jackass comments this badly on someone's video when clearly your the one who needs to get out more cuz ur picking fights with ppl you don't even know nor will ever know. god i hate stupid people but i just love to correct them.

[vez1985]

@mikeypoo86

i want to ride your ass xx

[mikeypoo86]

@vez1985 >:O but i was defending you!!!!!

[robogoretex]

oh no ..tell its not true.

[Momoftwinsplus1]

Just subscribed (YOu can thank Zipsters latest video) this video is awesome and you seem like a really cool guy.

[diannatynes]

That was adorable!! Loved it!

[velvered]

I used to put my kid down a well...

then she learned to climb up...

I found a ladder made of toenails and mucous

and I grounded her.

kidding about grounding her

[russell56443]

Your Awesome!!!

[aceoffthemap]

hha i always ask that to myself about steve b

[plaidskunk]

This was funny. Silence of the Lambs rocks! I'm having a hard time telling if that hat is red. Is that an Ohio State hat?

[sign543]

Yup. Signed by two time Heisman trophy winner Archie Griffin!

[plaidskunk]

That is my hometown.

[LukaIsntLuka]

too cute! :)

[peggyisme]

Oh My!

[Sugartalker]

Good job LOL!

[sign543]

THank you!! *hug*

[RiddleSpider]

Love your vids. Your son looks so much like you, you must have really strong genetic material, or it could just be the glasses

[sign543]

THANK YOU!! Yeah, it's not my son...my son is 15...but this IS his brother. :)

[RiddleSpider]

For some reason that makes perfect sense.

[RiddleSpider]

I have to pause your video in order to reply, can't think with that constant nagging in my head.

[RiddleSpider]

That, and I've caught TWISHitis. Do you know any cures?

[irishtrol]

your funny i just subscribed do you really have a son

[sign543]

Yeah, but my son is 15. :) Thank you!!

[sammythedragon]

I think I may just have to subscribe, youre hilarious x when's that date with zipster going down anyhoo..?

love it x

[CinderFNRella]

You are hilarious! Subscribed! muahz.

[sign543]

Thank you!!!! *hugs*

[CRITICALdiva]

SUPER funny! ;o)

[treesie69]

OMG! THat was so funny! lol! You're son looks just like YOU! Ohhhhhh lordy, when he hit you upside the head with that pan I just about peed down my leg laughing! Take care & "I'LL BE BACK!!" :P

[sign543]

Wow, thanks! Actually, it's my son's brother...but from a different dad. My son is actually 15. :)

[claushah]

You are so sick and wrong...I Absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE it! =-) You have just gained a new subscriber.

[sign543]

*BIG HUG* Thank you!!!!

[peglol]

OMG, you crack me up!

[sign543]

Aw, thanks. :)

[princeofdarkness34]

lol i put this on my fav list 5 stars

[sign543]

Thank you. :)

[MacabreLAM]

I like how you move. .-.

[sign543]

Haha, thanks!! :)

[windbreeze07]

I tryed the pan upside the head thing and was in the hospital for 4 hour's!LOL!

[sign543]

Hmm...I should have included a disclaimer: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!! :)

[volleyballguru10]

omg ur son is just like u!!! so cute!

[sign543]

Thanks...but he's family...my son is actually 15. :)

[volleyballguru10]

o my bad...haha well i do see the family resemblence ... =D

[sign543]

Oh, I wasn't trying to correct you, sorry, lol. *HUGS* Thank you!!

[zerdda]

Side frøm a deep-running, not-too-hidden sadistic streak, you are a sensitive and lovely man. ;O)

Your son is adorable!

[sign543]

Thank you!

[cacacarkeys]

thats a sucky hat

[sign543]

I got it from yer mom. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[dipsetgurl210]

oh your so handsome with your hat off!!! hahahahaha well on too, but thats neither here nor there.lol

[adnerb924]

put the lotion on it's skin...WHAT! jajajaja

you're hilarious!

[sign543]

Oh, that line is from Silence of the Lambs. :)

[adnerb924]

o know..it's just that i picture a little boy in the well..and I'm like WHAT! BTW..that boy looks so much like you! I haven't seen your kid , does he look like you?

[wrongdom]

BRILLIANT!!!

Can you get any cuter?!?! Sheeesh!!!

Love Vapo Rub - - HATE Formica!!

Love Sign543 - - HATE when the video ends!!

[sign543]

*hugs* THANK YOU!! :)

[amy012340]

I LOVE IT.

question: Do you have two sons?

but yes

this video was fabulous!

wait...nevermind that question I asked before. I read some previous comments and realized the kid in the video was not yours.

Because I knew about Joey. and I knew that was not not joey.

=].

but yes. video was amazing. Keep them coming!

[sign543]

Haha, good work! Yeah, he's our little blonde angel...but not mine. Just family. I'd have him, though, if need be. He's a wonderful kid. :)

[Simmian7]

i just read 52 comments. yup, i can read! it's amazing! I figured out who that is...geez, he's like huge now. hahah! just to let you know, took me a the whole video to figure it out (and the 52 comments). at first I thought it was just old clips of your son masterfully dubbed in.

*S7*

[sign543]

Haha, that would require serious skills. :)

[FlaithyNewo]

lol that was freaken hilarious... whats new there

[sign543]

Thank you! :)

[goodpeeper]

Ahhh, there is a method to your madness...and it is quite brilliant!

I take MY hat off to you.

[sign543]

Aw, thanks!! :)

[SadieDammit]

LOL Ok the title alone got you five stars from me. Buffalo Bill and alla dat. This was extremely entertaining and you do NOT look old enough to have that adorable clone child.

[sign543]

Actually, it's worse...he's not mine...MY son is actually 15. :) THANK YOU!!

[SadieDammit]

No

freakin

way.

Share skin products immediately.

[sign543]

Haha, avoid the sun like the plague...and moisturizer. Any good store brand will do. :)

[connie727]

well, that was pretty fabulous what else ya got?

[sign543]

Thanks! What else I got? Hmmm, let me check. *dashes off*

[Fatheadinc2]

Omfg ur the funniest guy on here i swear to god.

[sign543]

Wow, thank you!!

[firefare]

There ya' go. We use a stainless steel bowl, better visability.  :)

[sign543]

See? I should have researched first.

[poopslingingmonkey]

That was either your funniest or second-funniest yet. Really good. I laughed so hard at the 'water bowl'.

[sign543]

:) Thank you!!

[YankeeBrit07]

Hey ya Tony. OMG that lil'man is sooo cute.

God we laughed so watching this vid.

so how's the concussion?? have you stopped seeing double yet, well dont worry if you spin around really really fast then you'll be so dizzy you wont care if you cant see :P much love from us across the pond

[sign543]

haha, crazy guys!! :)

[Bostorican1969]

Awesome,,I like the little boy scene,,,exactly like you!"Teeth will grow back",,,LMAO,,vicks!omg Nice to meet little Sign543

[sign543]

Haha, thanks, my friend. :)

[glumbumbleofsweden]

LMAO at the Vicks vapor rub XD I hate that stuff it just burns! My parents used to put it in boiling water and make me breath that stuff with a towel over my head so I could reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally breath it when I started to have a cold.

That is just horrible.

[sign543]

Ugh, I hated that stuff, too. What kid wanted to lie in bed sick with smelly cream all over your chest??

[moomay11649]

Deflate your daughter. What's her name?

Moomay

[sign543]

Nellie!!

[DocKnows]

Gotta love you, your to funny...The hat thing was great LMAO...Doc

[DocKnows]

So was the pan, still LMAO

[nihilisia]

heeee fabulous.

[sandyk71]

LOL! Father of the Year Award goes to you! Especially for having the mannequin daugher lol, they are the best kids to have!

[johnofjordan]

Was that actually your son? lol

[sign543]

No, but he's my son's half brother, so it's all in the family. :)

[IAGuy06]

You have a band saw? That doesn't sound right for some reason but it could be true if you happened to be a teamster but then again you don't really look like a teamster, not that there is a certain look all teamsters have to have to be one. It's not like you have to have a pot belly and drink a six pack every night or have a six pack and drink a pot belly every night....what was I talking about?

[sign543]

Haha, I think the latter is true. NICELY DONE!! (I may steal that bit!)

[IAGuy06]

*snif*....*snif*...*wipes tear from eye* ;)

[bartolemeo]

He's a great Mini-Me, I think you're on to something :)))) Loved it.

[sign543]

Thank you!

[bartolemeo]

LOL....Vick's Vapo-Rub. I have many, many memories of that during colds. Vick's and a hot cloth over it.

[sign543]

Oh, I HATED when my mom used that crap!! Ugh!

[trillian57]

I agree with everyone else about that cute kid resembling you. And, are you NUTS? (Don't answer that.) You gave a rowdy boy permission to bang you in the head with a pan! I'd keep my eyes peeled if I was you.

[sign543]

Haha, so true!! I had STRICT INSTRUCTIONS at the beginning that he was to hit me EXACTLY as I say to do it. AND NO HITTING ME WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING!

[lolaknows]

Loved it!

[sign543]

Thank you!

[cooksterz]

♫ i sing...I sing a song.. its not so long

Its about my belated viewing...

I will, i shall, I will

Ill catch up ,

What you been dooing!!♫

Behind..catching up your stuff.. HES CUTE!

[sign543]

He's a great kid. THANK YOU!

[jensing127]

Great vid as always.That boy does look enough like you to be your son.I thought he was.He's adorable must run in the family..lol Hugs Jen

[sign543]

Haha, thank you!!

[mysteryglo]

Great video. loved the 'little guy' For him not being yours, he really looks like you with those glasses and hat! LOL Hey, did I miss something - what happened to the results of the book guessing game??? I thought that ended on June 30th?? I did't see the results.. who won?

[sign543]

Ah, a task I'm behind on. I have the results, just hafta make the WINNING VID!! :)

[MotherReiver]

Five stars! Very funny, adorable (BOTH kids...) haha Loved it! BTW, step away from the caffine!!!

[kayceprincess]

that was hilarious!! need i say anymore 5 stars

[Sikosm]

Brilliant as always. hilarious. repeating myself again.... *sigh*

[PianoGirlLara87]

Great vid!! It's weird - I can actually keep track of where your stories go when you tell them.. lol :-) great vid - 5 Stars :-)

[sign543]

Thank you!!!! :)

[flowersonmyhat]

Adorable kid! Don't tell him I said adorable though. Tell him someone said he was "dashingly handsome". A guy told me that's what guys secretly wish people would call them.

Btw, is there a door that leads to nowhere in the background?

[sign543]

Haha, that's the front door...and it's just open. :)

[Mom2AJ]

LMAO  So abso-freakin-funny! hehe Love it...you're son is a miniature. :D The pan again...you're too much! hahaha

[jamesmington]

you talk fast, nice vid.

[sign543]

Thank you! :)

[Daliwolf]

Hee hee your son is a sign543 prodigy! Huzzah! *bonk!*

[sign543]

Haha, there it is!

[Gigolo8]

WHy aren't you at 777? Are you sure your daughter isn't just a normal teenager, but instead of laying around she stands and ignores you? And how did a geek like ou get such a cool kid ot help make the video? 5*

[sign543]

Ah, I have Pied Piper's Syndrome....kids just flock to my goofiness. Then I corrupt them for life with aluminum pots and weird dancing. Finally, I send them home to torture their parents. Ah, the joys of my work. *laugh*

[Gigolo8]

Ah, it must be truly rewarding.

[Sikosm]

what is the 777 thing anyway? i know what the 877 thing is (my bday on sunday) but 777 - big deal! lol

[sophiaal]

That was brilliant stuff! I was laughing all over the place!

[TasteLikePoison]

Good to see you again! =D You're really dorky without your hat :O

[Perroquet51]

Aww, you are a great dad! I wish mine had been half as much fun. hmmm...btw, what DO you look like without that hat? I had not thought of that before.

[sign543]

Haha, my son is actually MUCH older...this little blonde angel is my son's half brother. So...he's family. :) I'm not bald or anything (not yet)...but I FRIGGIN' hate my stupid hair.

[Sikosm]

It's AMAZING how much he looks like you!

[sign543]

Which is kinda neat...since he's not mine! *laugh* But, he is dear to me...he's family. :)

[catrienmaxwell]

Hahaha, join the club! If I looked good in hats I'd be wearing one everyday.

[Perroquet51]

OK, so it's not your son. The important thing is that I tricked you into admitting that it wasn't you.

[sign543]

Exactly. My secret was safe until you tricked me. *plots way to get revenge* :)

[Sikosm]

*Nelson from the simpsons* HARHAR!! :P

[genmama1955]

You're training him in the fine art of head smacking with a pan already??? He's one cute kid! Great vid.

[dunlapgal]

Awesome! Sign543 times 2! Please more like this! I loved it!

[sign543]

Thank you!!! :)

[billybigun64]

lmao great video bro hahahah

[sign543]

Thanks, B-Man!!! :)

[OHTXAZ]

Sweeeeet.....Nice Looking Boy You Got There.

[sign543]

He's so sweet...not my son, though. :)

[whirlysquirrel]

Is that an Ohio State hat?

[sign543]

Yes! AND it is personally signed by Archie Griffin, two time Heismann Trophy winner. :)

[twish1999]

This is brilliant! Your son is sign543 and a half! Are you quite sure he isn't your twin? Another masterpiece from the King of YouTube! Love U xxx hugs xxx

[sign543]

THANK YOU, MY TWISH-STER!!!! *HUGS*

[slmeyer22]

That was great!! He looks just like you! poor kid...LOL Seriously, he is cute. Who'd you steal him from anyway?

[sign543]

He's my son's brother, so a part of our lives. :)

[mugglemags]

Wow, I'm usually way later in the comments! Must be because everyone else is at the 777 thingy? Great vid. My son has SO just done that chinning the table! He won't use his booster seat! Looks blooming painful lol.

[sign543]

Haha, definitely!

[psycoticsinginchick]

Yey! I get the first view and the first rating and the first comment! This is a first for me!

Love the cute kid. He's your son right? He looks just like you! Well, minus the hat.

[sign543]

Haha, thank you! Not my son...but family. :) He's a great kid and loves to laugh. He was so happy to be a part of this video. he's already planning the next one. *laugh*