choc-o-crank : issues with the travel channel

[thereisLOVEinrain]

This could turn some people on.....

[TedOfNod]

i want some of that chocolate. @_@

[ceilingcatlover1331]

PLease, I'm begging you, come watch our new show!! The Dumb and Dumber Show! Leave a comment on what you want us to talk about, please, nothing disgusting. Please, keep ur perverted minds out of our comment box! Shank You!!

search ceilingcatlover1331 to watch

[ceilingcatlover1331]

Are you on crack or something?

[pampalass]

that is so true... in serbia we have a travel show presented by an owner of a big tourist company, he goes all these crazy places all over the world an beyond and he look likes he doesn't give a shit, like it's everyday routine for him...

but on the other hand, there is a great show called globe trekker on travel channel and it's an opposite of all these lame shows...

danny if i ever open a tourist company you are more than welcome to come an host it's show

[dogmullstudios]

ya fuck! lol

[vamplov365]

"so thts where tht smell as been!" lolz

[Natenator77]

Haha - "I'll tell you wh-errp-hy"

[gstromquist]

Danny, I think your my soul mate.

[catyjo11]

O_O after your discription Danny now i REALY want some of that chocolate lol

[hihohiho665]

hahaha I happened to be eating chocolate LOL

[cecisota12]

i've seen this vid no less than 30 times since i first saw it. it still makes me laugh until my stomach is killing me... XD

[1X1HaleyMarie1X1]

LMAOO THE BEGINNING WAS HILARIOUS<33

[LeopardaProductions]

I LOVE CHOCOLATE :D

[untilyaloveme]

It would be so funny if someone walked in the room while he was filming this xD

[cecisota12]

hahah! this is amazing!!! you, danny, are hilarious.

[Tianaism]

What the? You're talking about chocolate and then you say you're eating ''Coca'', no wonder you went berserk XD

[Tianaism]

I support you taking up issue with the travel people - they are so bland

One thing 1:21, a picture of Machu Picchu pops up, you say Mayan culture, but actually it's Inca :)

[RAMUNEsweet]

I vote Danny to have a show on the travel channel.

[venmon619]

Pause at :15 looks so weird to say th least

[s4616]

that chocolate sounds scrumpdillyunpticious ( I have no idea how you spell that just do your best to sound it out!)

[cecisota12]

@s4616: its "scrumdiddlyumptious

hehe :P

[michellesquare]

what? you still said good at the end?!?! :P

[rubenguy]

That's the joke. You sir, FAIL.

[bflums]

could u possibly be more like ace ventura?

[gloryislove]

is it weird that i think hes sexy?

hahaha!

goes to show you how influencial a good sense of humor is.

make me laugh, anything is possible. haha. i love you danny!

I WANT A-NOTHER PIECE OF CHOCOLATE!

[PhantomFrogsFury]

@gloryislove I want a-nother piece of Danny. jk

[a518b]

@gloryislove It's not weird at all, IMO, because I do say... I agree with you. <33

I love Danny. :D

[devonika91]

WHAT?!?!

Nononononnonoonononon NO YOU DID NOT!

[REMsleeper428]

Haha. N-N-N-N-N-N-NOO YOU DIDN'T!

[devonika91]

lol 1:04-1:09 lol

[x1crazyllama123]

yea that sounded like the joker laugh :D

[Livelaughlove244]

HAHAHAHA

omfggg

thiiis was hilarious :D

[Carlthesquirrell]

I couldn't stop laughing.

[legiavony]

xDD god damn this shit jsut keeps getting better

[morgangamer22]

COOL

[Oldschool1972]

ACTUALLY ITS AT 1:42

[Irishkennedy931]

aw why did this video get pulled?!?!

[Styrecat]

i cant help but say that your laugh at 2:05 sounds like the Joker from Batman: The Dark Knight :O

[Petter1900]

thats what i thought! :D

[ElAndoro]

cos thats where it came from XD

from DANNY ^^

[COUGHmcCOUGH]

WHAT?!

Spit flys from mouth*

I love you.

[tkddavid3]

1:40 - 1:45 gets me every time.

[XRayToroGirlX]

LOL! nice good job

as always

[SdUdExDo]

LOL :D

[YTSGir117]

he kinda sounds and looks like Jim Carrey lol

[Veracity43]

I have seen this video so many times that I have it memorized, yet, it never gets old. Thanks for the laugh.... Again

[Mirexa]

That wass.... Hilarious.

A) You're crazy laugh reminds me of heath ledgers joker laugh

and B) i've noticed that you like taking off your cloths in a lot of your videos o:

[Chellips]

0:56-0:59 makes me laugh everytime XD

[johnnykaz21]

2:24-2:27... high-larious

[B4i1ey]

funniest shit eva

[SirWilliam0101]

final summation?

[Phreedahm]

My question would be why would you want to eat chocolate with human sacrifice. I think I tasted that scream of pain and its like the very nature of dribbling ooze in my mouth exploding my sense of satisfaction to a hybrid state of excitement. Oh yeah its sweet tasting sensation wrapped around the essence of torture appeals to every bud of delight in my mouth is good too. Please give me more I love the flavor of oh sweet, sweet pain for my pleasure.

[Skiddla]

duh, becasue its chocolate

[LandD0wnUnd3r]

NOnonoNONononoNonOnOnOnonnNONO­nonOnoNONO

YOU

DIDN'T!

BAHAHAHA

[scottyomac1]

i think he dod thou

[DDRfreak15371]

Lmfao at 2:22!!!

[quiksilver87]

stop with the chipmunk voice its extremely annoying...

[kergovan]

That was goooood!

[purepassion02]

hahahahaha u r sick!!

[PG1986ko]

you got point,but dont make these idiotic faces

[mhevalow]

Try valium!! It might help!!

[pikkergodt2]

HAHAHAHHA 2:00 :D:D:D:D:D:D

whats up with all the LONG boring comments

[Saffron333]

This is one of my favorite of all your videos. I know you must get this a lot, but you are a comic genius. As my brother attempts his math homework in the living room behind me, I vibrate violently watching your videos trying not to laugh, occasionally emitting a high pitched chirp. My mom keeps telling me to be quiet, but it's quite impossible to do so.

[Veracity43]

I have never watched a you video more then once, until just now. I literally almost pissed myself in my office. To much info, I know...

[solidoxygen8008]

So.... what do you say if it sucks . . . and they have spears?

[noescapedrummer]

subtle, "ya fuck"

[rgabriela]

Funny is the least I can say!!

I like your style and originality. And this comes from a person who is very hard to amuse...so awesome job!!!

[NightmareBunny]

Sadly the people on the travel channel really do seem to have an extremely small vocabulary when describing food.

Although your description was nine million times better, I'd be afraid to watch the travel channel with you on it xD

[born2shop8173]

travel channel would be 485093480589034 times better if u were on it, people might actually watch it =]

[sichisch]

On a side note, I figured that atleast one of your videos would suck. But no, they all rock.

Hilarious. You should try acting or something, seriously.

[sichisch]

Please stop eating sugar.

[hunchbakmax]

by far my fave gradual report

[epiphonematt]

I concur

[BClub]

funny shit

[Jonlikescheese]

HAHA i.. want another pieceofchoclolate. funny shit.

[ChillnAmoeba]

this is probably one of the funniest youtube vid Ive encountered yet.

[misterbadguy99]

y does he have 2 take his shirt off???????

[stoopidMonkey56]

'Cause it's sexy.

[bellamari22]

Watching you makes me feel like I'm high! ^_^

[UrbanComments]

LMFAO!@!!@!@!@

HILARIOUS Im SUSCRIBEING

[orangekisse]

hahahahahah omg

[HollisterBabii]

love it how one second your shirt is on and then the next it's off. lol

You're an amazing guy, keep up the fabulous work!

love all the video's you've made

:D

[Saffron333]

I can only describe your looks as a cross between Jim Carey and the lead singer of that shit band my chemical romance (what ever the hell his name is). thankfully you are more talented than both combined.

I laughed until tears ran down my face.

[Dale087]

in every episode you take your shirt off at least once lol

omg you so funnyyy

[distortedclarity24]

danny your so fucking funny

[hunchbakmax]

the best gradual report ever. love the sped up bit. NO U DID NOT. and that face u pull when ur prettendin 2 be the chick eatin the choclate is priceless

[OMGSammysHere]

every time i watch this

i reaally reaallly want chocolate

[THEREALInfamousP]

sadly, jim carrey hasnt been this funny in a solid decade. cant wait to see you in the Mask III

[whoaXXsick]

omg prob one of my favorite videos EVER

your totally right tho, they SUCK at explaining the foods

like when anothony bourdain ate pig rectum and all he pretty much said was "mmm...a bit chewy..."

YOU ATE PIG SHIT AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS "CHEWY"?!?!

aaaggghhh

*stabs eyeballs*

[letudownbetch]

Matthew Lillard!!!

[jedijadee]

HOLY SHIT.

He sounds like Matthew Lillard.

Not so much the appearance thang, but oh wow!

[jzboo]

I TOTALLY agree with the Jim Carey resemblence thing.

that was mad funny though

[ally6789]

"ya better come up with a word that's slightly more articulate than good..Ya Fuuuck"

so..fuckin..funny

can't get enough of you!

[xXonx]

i dont like him...

[nicaustex]

yeah i am agreeing with every other girl that says "i want him" Jesus there is something intoxicating about this man.

[SeriouslySeriousProd]

Sweet. more people think he's like Jim Carrey!

but i still think he's awesome

PROPS!

[adamgamble3]

Slightly too much like Jim Carey.. but at least you do a good job of it.

[thisInspiration]

I want you.

[Bak3dB3an]

You could so play 'The Grinch' lol.

You act like Jim Carey in these vids...

[thisInspiration]

haha I agree!

[pearljeezy]

you are so hot!!!!!!!!!!!

[tayravenlock]

Wow I watched this video 16 times and I laugh til I cry every single time! Way to go man!

[extrememaxxxman]

you should do a video

about

you being almost exactly like

jim carrey

not that i have a

problem

with that

because jim

carrey

is awesome

[ZYBORGBOOO]

Haha i agree, Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura even? :O

[I4mfr34ky]

You have a slight 'Jim Carrey' ness about you. You're friggin' wicked!

[wotcherandrea]

HAHAHAH

Wow, I literally lol'd.

[sxcgirlwalking]

now see this is why your not married ha!

nah that was hilarious - and disturbing lol!

funny kid

keep it up =]

x

[Nic33rd]

. . . that looked tasty . . .

Hilarious, Mister!

[KODtheawsome]

THAT WAS GOOD

no...

THAT WAS DISTURBING

[shrinkinglaura]

THAT WAS GOOD

[katiehinski]

i love you.

[chuckyfreerunning]

hahaha! YOUR PHUCKED! good stuff

[bigbossjo]

ok ur really freaked out...

[Tomcat537]

1:42 through 1:45 cracked me up pretty good.

[slamt07]

i wouldent no i dont watch the travel channel well not much

[TINZAA]

you're kind of intimidating. and creepy.

but you're cool!

[Kupo923]

Funniest part was when you were eating the chocolate, but I was laughing too hard for the remainder of the video to really pay attention to the rest. I'll go watch it again. Maybe my stomach will hurt even more...

[TheFreak009]

I think I came close to a heart attack watching this! Or at least I popped something in my neck! I was laughing way too hard!!

You, my friend, are a GOD...

*rewatches*

[sunkissedchaos]

strangely sexy. funnydudeboymanmaleeeee. yes, that of which he is! paice.

[b33b01kuro]

the humor here was pretty smart its just.. he couldve calmed down more and it still wouldve been as informing/ funny but hey,,, some people do really like the outrage :/ not me tho ^_^ still a good vid

[Madblaster6]

ROLF. You never get old Danny keep it up.

[Linus8472]

"And the Passion is growing inside my Soul!"

Rofl!!

That was great!

[ryolove945321]

Lol this dude is hilarious!

[mona890]

"good" most likely comes from some ivy league corporate asshole...

[skel625]

well done!!  lol

[Ivychick22]

yea...you are WAY better....

[xboxman79]

lmfao i love the bit where he impersonates the person on the travel channel

[EnoughWithReligion]

What kills me is Anthony Bourdaine smoking a carton of Marlboros a day and drinking from the time he wakes up until he passes out. Then he's supposed to tell me something tastse good? He has to have the taste buds of a maggot. And he's a chef too! Please don't cook for me Tony.

[docjazz4]

Wow...the things people will do when it's just you and the camera, lol.

[emmaleejean2007]

this is so freaking funny!

[Slvrbuu]

I want to die of overdosing on your chocolate

[darthlopez]

JIM CARREY WANNABE

[RoyalFlushRegieUK]

scare me a bit

[Liz10000]

you could definately beat any travel channel person...much more entertaining too.

[xsandohs]

1:43 LMAO

[thatbostonchick]

You are far too hilarious for my mind to handle XD

[stmk0]

Just remember, you watched the video. Don't make us suffer trying to get him to pay for your shrink!

[thatbostonchick]

Damn, there goes my hopes for a frivolous lawsuit, getting millions of dollars for no deserved reason.

...Shucks =(

[stmk0]

If you spilled hot coffee on your crotch while watching the video, it could work.

McDonald's had to pay up right?

[thatbostonchick]

You know, now that you mention it, I think I pulled a muscle on the poorly constructed chair while laughing. Hmm, I think I'm onto something...

[stmk0]

Just remember, witnesses!

[winkleplek24]

best episode ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[kiradale]

looked like a bad jim carrey impersontion !!

[RockstarRoadRunner]

lmao, this is the best vid uve ever made

[DragonFire12]

You are a god. All hail! You should host a network show. I'd watch it religiously.

[buminberkeley]

Is it me or is this dude a Jim Carrey wannabe?

[Chalky2007]

Just you

[feelingsmiley]

OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[13thday]

1:08 single funniest part in any vid i have ever seen. love your vids man

[annadread]

Haha!

[SuperSassy01]

but...what if, after traveling to this place and eating this crazy food, it only is....good? In fact it took these pigmy's 300 years to come up with the baskin robins recipe. Maybe the person on TV was actually being very nice compared to how it does taste?

[harperr2]

If the Travel Channel hired you, It would be the #1 viewed network on TV!

[swatkins246]

that video just got better and better

also: i feel like the phrase "where do you find these people" could be said about you! you are so hilarious and unexpected

[bscarlette]

Your facial expressions are what I like the most.But editing also is essential.Thanks for making me laugh.Hopefully one day we will see you on tv ? God bless.

[vshei08]

Hi. You're funny.

But, FYI, they took all of the baskin robbins out of the midwest. So, there aren't any in the middle of America.

Thanks for being neat.

[thanextbigthing0]

About This Video pretty self explanatory any questions please c... (more)

Added: January 08, 2008

pretty self explanatory any questions please comment

QUESTION!

when do we get to hang out?

MALIBU!!!(yelled as if i was in a gang)

[boarderbabe09]

Marry me?

Bahaha.

[Hobotomy]

Fan of Jimmy Carrey by chance?

[xRosesandThorns]

Rotfl! You are insane!

Gimme some of that chocolate! I wanna take a ride.

[amanualgearbox]

lmao funny shit

btw was that machu pichu?!? in peru. i didnt know they made chocolate there.... i was under the impresion they didnt sacrafice people

[ColorMeJeans]

You're hilarious...

[roAchSteW]

I like moving pictures that make me laughing

[DavieWestmacott]

ahahahaha, well said

[FIERYdaemon]

can always rely on you to make me laugh.

[justmom66]

LOL awesome!

[tadshackles]

I agree, Danny. There is the guy that smokes and drinks a lot. He's ok. the rest suck ass though!

[NyyDave]

This video is EXTREME!

[strangeblood0469]

Pls apply for a sag card your loosing money on all your funny cunny

[CarbonnieDioxide03]

Hahahahahaha!

I swear you're one of the funniest men on earth :D

I'm always in stitches after these :D

[gamesdisk]

your getting creepy...

[MaximusDymentriX]

Fuck you. He's awesome

[fircanesst]

Damn... makes me want some chocolate!

[mank087]

Danny, you remind me so much of Jim Carrey in his younger years. Which is a great thing, you are very funny and original in your own way!

[theguyteacher]

Can I pass on the chocolate and just participate in that virgin orgy? I mean, is that even an option?

[AndySan]

Top notch!

[kookiemonstur911]

NO NONONONONONONONONONNNONONOONON

NO

YOU

DID

NOT

ahahahaha I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING FOR A SOLID 10 MINS LOOOOOOOOOL :d

loovee your work

fuking amazing ilyyyyyyyy

[TheJDMC]

we don't need 20 different people to repeat it. just respond to the first one

[kylarsk]

Love your work man.

[NorcomAlum2005]

5 stars as usual!!