Drunk History vol. 3 - Featuring Danny McBride

[juanMacko]

thats something danny mcbride would say lol

[spiderwillkillyou]

"I want to honour her" .... by giving a drunken account of her life?

[sn00ze135]

@spiderwillkillyou shhhhhh englishman

[spiderwillkillyou]

@sn00ze135 lol :)

[DANNexMACHINA]

@3:03 lmao!! best finger quoting ever!!!

[linkforever92]

but the fugitive slave act was in 1850..... Washington wasn't alive then....

[linkforever92]

@linkforever92 nvrmnd wrong year

[Feasco]

@linkforever92 Google Fugitive Slave Act of 1793

[Tigerlilly0777]

God I wish there were more of these.

[fsumahogany]

Lol....This is my favorite drunk history. So many well deserved laughs.

[deevo324]

Lmao, best way to learn about history :)

[thisbechrisable]

DUDE. This music is from Glory (I just watched it in APUSH)! :D

[TheWatchingCheese]

This is incredible.

[robertpaulson31]

filth

[pyromaniacevil]

I love Jen <3 especially when she told Paul F. Tompkins what happened after all this... Beautiful.

[GarryD100]

It's not supposed to be historically correct you stunned f***s...you want a laugh watch this. you want history.... turn on the history channel for F SAKES. I hate you moaning pricks.

[Crackhouts]

Red wine, obviously.

[mdsoultrain]

I actually cried when I saw this :/

[rfrink23]

Oh my God, this is my totally like fucking favorite

[scoob2007]

@rfrink23 The William Henry Harrison story pretty funny too!

[Cruzito3000]

Tina Fey comes to mind.

[mojoemonkey]

I'm not going to lie... I'm in love...

[okidoki0o0]

She says hang the rich

[artemishawkeye17]

Does anyone know where the song at the end is from? I know I've heard it before. Its driving me nuts.

[Sicglorytransit]

@artemishawkeye17 dances with wolves, hunt for buffalo or march to fort hedgewick or something

[RemixBaBay]

Dear president bush"

[intransit66]

They blamed the fucking French

[jordandennis1]

3:44 ...

[tunesinmyhead1]

this is why women shouldn't do comedy. the hiccup thing never got old or anything

[theCulk]

today we're gonna talk about Oney ....Judge. Proud face.

[rigatony019]

dear. president. bush.

[korndawg8888]

Funny but wrong on several things.

[shortypingi]

the hiccups are classic

[AdriftQuasar]

That's probably like the second hottest drunk historian I have ever seen.

[cifer169]

I can't tell if the music at 4:30 is from Braveheart or Glory. James Horner fail

[UEC0101]

@cifer169 its from glory. good ear.

[UEC0101]

@UEC0101 my bad its dances with wolves... took me a moment to unfuck myself

[impfish]

hehehe george washington almost cracks at 2:47 :)

[Mattteus]

This has to be my favourite Drunk History. Her passion narrating the story and the actors' interpretations just work so perfectly! Tymberlee Hill ought to get an award for this

[CALICOJ1]

Nice to see how liberal Hollywood loves to trample on our forefathers...the ones who created the country that made them all RICH. History? Who's version? Aholes

[ericBAGoDONUTS]

@CALICOJ1 its funny because you have it backwards. hollywood and fox news those fucking assholes make everybody look like saints when they were all fucked up

[hunterbdb2]

funny, this is exactly what I was taught in college.

[Mattteus]

@hunterbdb2 were you drunk?

[PrincessSybilla77]

I miss Drunk History. I wish there were more episodes

[impfish]

she is awesome

[exase]

This is my favorite one by far!

[htoner27]

This one wasnt as good as the other ones lol.

[Mattteus]

@htoner27 really?? I'm curious as to which one you like best (no judgement, just curious)

[HomicidalDuckies]

This is definitely my favorite.

[cheLsss37]

if any of my slaves got a what?

[dwhitley2010]

cool historical perspective... this chick's crazy

[NitriousssOxide]

Wait, so lol what did she say before she said she's not fucked up for thinking it was Bush? Lol, she like mumbles somethin before saying that

[blondie8582]

"Oh! Ohny guess what, we've got a great thing for you. We're gonna g...ive you as a gift to mmartha washing...ton." And ohny was like (hic) ookay?

[doh996]

Did anyone else hear her tiny burp at 3:05 when she's doing the air quotes?

[jetsamjetsam]

fuckign strip her

[drewgots]

McBride laughs at 2:46?

[bakes7288]

That is separate to the story.

[swordbellums]

george washington, you dumb fuck.

[rocalocko]

you guys hiring?

[gdtimay]

SHE LIVED IN THE WOODS

[NoNamesLeftFuk]

Whoa where in the fuck is the throwing up part

[1990ribs]

lol "oh there you hey oney" and "dear presdent bush"

[VictorGonzalesable]

I think the Chicks do a better job at telling the stories than the dudes.

[BlackBlade420]

@VictorGonzalesable it really depends lol i still think they are all funny being drunk releases the true self so they all do quiet a good job at expressing whats going on and seeing the actors reactions are funny as well

[BryManInc]

She said I tasted a truth and a freedom BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

[Lordofthepastries]

Drunk History. Hiccupped Every Day.

[kingkurry]

I think I'm in love with Jen.

[RedXJLaredo]

@kingkurry

Dude, I know, right?

[Dantezim1]

I love how everyone in the story have to hiccup there lines cause mcbride is drunk lol

[adamys419]

2:45 McBride is holding in laughter

[kendoka6]

"...oh you can tell a lie...and you fucking did!". Fantastic.



[skul741]

101 people..are drunk.....haters...

[estreet83]

EPIC air quotes.

[Caffiend]

I don't know why...but I absolutely adore this girl.

[MrBrandNEWeyes]

"Just leave my Focking kids alone!"

[sharkSTRIKEc20]

she reminds me of when my aunt has wine... hahaha

[jhceleste]

oh you can tell a lie. and you fucking did. you DUMB fuck.

[FastidiousD]

marianna palka is hot.

[carguitarguy]

bitters?

[soyuncatacol]

Love the quotation marks, haha! Also if you have uncontrollable hiccoughs- bit on a lemon slice covered with bitters and sugar. :P

[kaitlinan]

Oh, you can tell a lie! And you fucking did. You dumb fuck.

[wudgie21]

I was not suduced by a frenchman...! (Keya's favorite)

[TheWoozyFloozy]

Oh Southie!

[SketchyArtist]

The hickups make this epic!

[MOTODESIGN09]

Jen is a screamer I bet!

[disasstah]

This chicks awesome as fuck.



[ThreeOnAmeathook]

SHE..LIVED...IN..THE...WOODS.

[ellawx]

'oh there you are, hey oney' HILARIOUS!

[frozentears2]

I love how they all hiccup with her like that's just normal. So funny. This is the best Drunk History so far.

[corduroyfedora]

i think this was one of the better drunk history segments, at least i found it entertaining. The narrator had the hick ups, the story was very touching, and the twist of political corruptness that continues on today just made it entertaining, yet educating, and all around worth while

[hershman1956]

I would do this, but will dictate what part of history to discuss. For me, battle of Trafalger, 1805.

[nanreet]

This is AWESOME!!!! what a classic!

[TsarevichAdam]

3:49 danny mcbrides reaction is awesome, Dear president bush.. and hes like what?

[JunoNH]

the fucking french

[Robertoni7]

Washington's wooden teeth, powdered wig...male chauvinist world.

[ababyinthesun]

@Robertoni7 TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Robertoni7]

@ababyinthesun I am not a troll! Are you? What would make you even say that? Good day sir or madam!

[ababyinthesun]

all presidents that were during slavery should be cancelled out of history.

[Rorschach1293]

@Robertoni7 he had walrus tusk teeth not wooden, thats what dentures were in that time period. im drunk :) goodnight im going to live in the woods

[hilareee10203]

Is that randomly Jason Ritter at 1:31? Haha Awesome.

[scyldschefing]

Back in the 18th century they swore a lot.

They said the F word a lot.

[RepellentGoose]

If you live in the woods, clap your hands!

[mikolajjj]

wy yeah bunne!!

[Sk8erRoy18]

costumes are all obvious hahaha



[brezzworld]

"AN HISTORICAL EVENT" HAHAH

[beedub93]

when you and your goddamned wife die...lol

[OsskaSchindla]

HaHa! That was great! Nice Dances with Wolves Music at the end, too! lol

[spartan0405]

2:28 to 2:49 is freaking golden

[thprfssnl1]

Just leave my FUCKING kids ALONE! (hiccup)

[mooseone]

Oney Judge is hot.

[lauallred]

my friends and I often say " Just leave my fucking. kids alone.... leave my. kids... alloonnee" randomly...

[KrispiBean]

This chick fuckinrocks!!!!!!!

[tyrfryrta88]

i'd do her



[DonkeyMsKonkey]

i love how ignorant hollywood is...thanx for the lols

[Jariouslovesmusicals]

Lawl!!!! OMFG THIS IS REALLY FUNNY SHIT!!!!!

[92larkinr]

sheeeee saiiiiiiidddd

[AveRajala]

oh southie!

[TheHumanCondition09]

I really hate comments nowadays. I expect to see someone talking about the video. All I see is people arguing over politics, religion, and social issues. On top of that you gets idiots saying, "oh, you're retarded because you didn't put a period at the end of your sentence." It's really ridiculous. Commenting is a privilege some people don't deserve.

[RyanLaquer]

@TheHumanCondition09 As is oxygen.

[findjinn]

why can't more of my friends be funny when they're drunk like jen kirkman??

[hugboat808]

Dear President Bush

[EmilySmoot]

SHE. LIVED. IN. THE. WOODS.

[DianaLovesTacos]

*hiccup* what the fuck!

i love how they all hiccup at the right time :D

[benkit49]

This is not drunk history...she can talk.....if you can talk you're not drunk...she's just got a pretty good buzz going...that's all.

[christinekuli7]

@benkit49 Are you retarded or just pretending?

[benkit49]

@christinekuli7 She is about .015 blood alcohol level. That is considered about drunk and a half in this state. But as I said, because she can still talk then her vocal cords are not suffering alcohol related paralysis which would result in very slurred speech. Now....are you the retarded one?

[christinekuli7]

@benkit49 Her speech is plenty slurred, and not being able to speak has never been an absolute to be considered drunk.

[benkit49]

@christinekuli7 If you weren't so blind you could see the RICH are the Masters. I'm beginning to think that you are drunk yourself because you evidently have difficult time grasping certain concepts.

[christinekuli7]

@benkit49 Moron.

[blaquevamp]

ha i love danny mcbride! "and Washington's fucked up wooden teeth, white hair powdered wig..." HAHA i laughed so hard at her rant.

[yuffiehighwind]

This is my favorite one

[rogowcop]

Haha omg the best part was the end when she was like "Hey guys, I felt really embarrassed when I said see ya and was walking down the hall puking into a plate." hahahaha

[Porkchop1967]

Give that girl a bar of soap....for her mouth!

[elco9791]

OMG That was amazing!!

[stevetkocz]

Golden

[brandnutopian]

YOU DUMB FUCK!

watch?v=xrtjTe9ktaE

[OhMyGodric47]

95 PEOPLE GOT PUKED ON BY DRUNKEN JEN!

[a115571]

"Oh my god, you're my totally fucking, like, favorite!"

[graffnameseed]

were the fuck was this when i was in school?

[wheelmanstan]

"AN" historic event, hmm?

a historic event

[petrolardente]

@wheelmanstan

naw dawg both are correct

[wheelmanstan]

@petrolardente i think when the h is silent then you us an, but who cares, we all know what people mean anyway

[fishgul69]

"oh, there you are! hey, Oney!" *waves* at that point, I lost it.

[harwicke]

History is hot.

[OoogieBoogie]

Not even Danny McBride could make this enjoyable.

[thatstheguy07]

Hilarious

[abrodite]

seriously, how do i get to do one of these?

[GregGumbel]

washington is the man

[ROXPARAMOREROX]

Danny Mcbride is Fckn hilarious and so is this chick !!!

Best Drunk History NO DOUBT

[robowombat]

How could you dislike this?! This is one of the funniest clips on youtube.

[RussianAssassin21]

2:45 you can tell Danny McBride is trying not to laugh

[tucknasty89]

By far my favorite drunk history. Bravo. We need more!

[steveprutz]

she has his address 'cause she used to live there

[K2SKIER12311]

can she do this naked next time?



[teddysmith677]

3:07 and on........am i the only one that noticed?

[ramseymoore]

*Hiccup* Um oops ok *Hiccup*. LOL the best!

[heyimryguy]

SHE! LIVED! IN THE WOODS!

[mrshoofie]

@heyimryguy i want jen kirman soo bad ... shes what i think of when i hear the song (shes so heavy) by the beatles :)

[ddotco]

The outraged bell-ringing is the best part of Danny's performance here.

[panchovillanueva]

"my freedom didnt come from the government, my freedom came from God" that was actually a pretty good line from a shit faced chick LOL

[Albyiscool]

wow she REALLY hates george washington haha

[Shmloop]

Thumbs up for "Glory" theme!

[adamys419]

2:47 Danny has to hold in a laugh



[MorroWolf]

That chick is attractive

[rjwasylyk]

Jen Kirkman seems like the kind of friend I'd like to have.

[Lithoxene]

@rjwasylyk

Jen Kirkman seems like the kind of friend I'd like to fuck.

[tubeswampy]

"Washington, you dumb ****."

[kalin20a]

hahahaha...ahhhhh i love this.

[Windaddy100]

haha "you can tell a lie, and you fucking did. you dumb fuck" golden!

[fll7181]

so good!! are they still doing these?

[Blehhh49]

Oh you can tell a lie! And you fucking did! You. Dumb fuck.

xDDD

[frostieaustie1]

"hickup"

[MDelgado19]

crazy ass mothafukas.....

[xman6918]

just leave my fuckin kids alone hahaha

[TheOliver109]

SHE. LIVED. IN THE. WOODS.