Zero Punctuation: Dead Rising 2

[nwojunkie]

hey! tumble dryers make excellent potato salad.

[atkinsda26]

i never know when Yahtzee is done the video just kinda ends abruptly with epic music and me curled in a ball debating weather or not he was saying that game was good or if it was the kinda shit they thru out the window in old England

[Tristanjplane]

28 days later was vampires

[TheDementedWendigo]

@Tristanjplane No... It was zombies man.

[Bubbles7066]

@Tristanjplane they're zombies, well, technically infected, as in their not dead, but they come under the category of zombies, mainly because they are mindless killers

[GatekeeperAidan]

"It all smacks of adventure game logic."

Oh yes, I can't think of any smart game developer who would make a game that way, can you, Yahtzee? Hmm? HMMM?

(Ok I really do love the Chzo Mythos I'm just teasing)

[tpritcha100]

Best review ever!

[xRocketzFighterx]

@tpritcha100

Not only is this the best review ever its the best fucking sandbox game I've ever played.

All consequence free and do the hell you want but its a shame I don't see many people online cause they are proberly getting grief on the COD games what a shame.

[sonicmarshmallow]

Now, off the record, you level up by mashing zombies with crazy crafted weapons then taking pictures of them for your scrapbook.

[BobMaster75]

Something about Yahtzee quoting The Soldier makes me feel like humanity is pretty well off.

[Error52QFG]

He liked the game, though.

[lfeiger]

I WANT 2 MEET YOU

[eggertstwart]

holy fuck, I'VE GOT TOP COMMENT

[eggertstwart]

@eggertstwart easier than it looks apparantly

[Tristanjplane]

@eggertstwart no you dont

[Tristanjplane]

@eggertstwart yes you do sorry

[Caboose039]

@Scottishrat22 He already hated on L4D2, although not as much because he's a VALVe fan. And besides, if he called this game good we'd all be throwing eggs and assorted spoiled vegetables at him.

[Scottishrat22]

How on earth is this a bad game, it's brilliant! Just as good as the first in my opinion. Haters are hating because they're shit basically. Left 4 Dead is the franchise that should be hated on.

[pokefan1359]

@Scottishrat22 i think they are both awesome

[TheWitty135]

I HATE this game. The combat and design in general is clunky and poorly made in my opinion and the only reason it can be difficult is the crap hit detection and pointlessness of boss fights. That being said, I can see why people find it silly or fun, but I personally can't look past my issues with it.

[ElementEclipseStudio]

Hater...



[TheRaggetyDoctor]

@ElementEclipseStudio Retard...

[Psychicnoah]

(^B) Psychicnoah likes this

[LakoonPlay]

@ElementEclipseStudio *Insert what TheRaggetyDoctor just said*

[xRocketzFighterx]

Hey you yeah you why are you reading the comments? scroll up and watch the video.

[Moonfane14]

@xRocketzFighterx

It was the opening song and I've heard it hundreds of times! Leave me alone! ;-;

[xRocketzFighterx]

@Moonfane14

That coment keeps you away from other gamers n trolls complaining just incase you never know.

[MegaJesusFucker]

This was literally the worst game i ever played in my entire existance

[ABeardedSage]

@MegaJesusFucker You never had the privileged of playing Too Human I see.

[xtremguy748]

@ABeardedSage are you retarded?

[ABeardedSage]

@xtremguy748 For thinking that Too Human was possibly the worst game in gaming history and definitely the worst game I've ever played in my life? No. If you believe Too Human is worth defending, then the retarded one here is most definitely you.

[xtremguy748]

@ABeardedSage oh, i thought you were talking about too human in a good way, my bad

[ABeardedSage]

@xtremguy748 Ah, I can see how you'd think I was retarded then. No, that game was the worst game I've ever played. For a long time, my Xbox LIVE bio said that every time someone buys a copy a Too Human, a puppy is killed by badger wolves and an angel commits suicide. That game was terrible.

[doofus15768]

I can't wait for Off the recored Review >w<

[EphraimRodrigez]

that "i want money for you to rescue me" reminds me of a scene in Skyrim

i run in some fortress, killed all the bandits and found some old man kneeing on the ground with his hands tied

i said "iam going to rescue you"

he asked: "who send you"

my options

"some bloke"

"some other bloke"

"never mind here, 400 gold for the permission to rescue you"

i was like : "oh okay have fun being tied up here... alone.... in dark a forest... filled with wolfs and trolls" and wandered away

[HapplyFace]

Wow, as soon as he gives a positive review to a game I must get it lol

[JasonXtK]

I hated this game, the time limit kills it

[TwistedBiscuit8]

@JasonXtK The time limit makes it. Once Katey died because of me dicking around with infinitely spawning grenades and I kept going the game just kind of "died" for me.

[DexFlames]

An overhang on the difficulty curb just makes things get easier as they get harder... OH GOD IM THINKING ABOUT THINGS AGAIN

[1010232ful]

chainsaw + shard of glass + cooker + cheff hat + square + a nail + cheese burger + laptop + train = a stick

[mongolianape]

i still dont know the dodge roll

[imanoob221]

when i got to the mission where you have to fight the 2 girls from the game show on my 1st playthrough and it was fucking ipossible a raged at the the game and looked at it since

[MonkeyGamer88]

@imanoob221 That boss was hard... Aim at just one of them, when you kill one you win. If you are going to look at it again that is.

[BlairTheKitty]

PUPPY RAKE!!!!

[BrodinBrothers22]

What is the theme song called?

[digitalzues13]

my tumble dryer makes quite good potato salad... hmmmm... yum

[Buretsu]

I understand the whole concept of 'prevention of cruelty to zombies' as people thinking 'hey we might find a cure for Aunt Helen turning into a zombie, so could you please not chop her in half with a lawnmower before then?', which makes sense in one of those ways that make you want to punch optimists in the face to see if they could find a way to put a positive spin on it

[Gjkl345]

@Buretsu You punched me so hard it cured my tumor when it fell out my right ear. Thank you!

[MrKcspot]

@Buretsu "Hey well, pan is temporary so..."

*punches again*

[ZoanBlade90]

Usually Dead Rising around 6:40 AM for me.

[MetalSynkk]

Mornin' Pere, I lol'd, it's from Shaun of the Dead :D

[Str8Faced]

I could not get into this game for some reason

[InflatableVampire]

1:44 and 2:02 sound like a certain other, if more obscure, Capcom game.

[DanKollar]

anybody else say fuck it, not do shit for 3 days except loot, try on outfits and mow zombies down in that fancy red hummer? or was that just me....

[eggertstwart]

dustpan + brush = Super Genocide Killtron 2000

[PaladinGear15]

@eggertstwart awesome

[PhantomTrigger]

what we don't want to know is what you'll do on your first date LOL

[Mikeydude626]

This makes me laugh