Well I reckon I relate to all of that except being a male and wearing thongs...
But yeah, retail? I'm sure you're familiar with the Twilight movies this year? We don't have the books. I work at an overstock 50% off bookstore. The publisher can't meet the demand. I ruined so many Christmases this year. And it's teenage emo girls. You can't ruin an emo's Christmas. That's murder.
haha, this is great. but i will say one thing about the pudding my aunt makes...it's banana pudding, and it's...amazing. it's better than crack...not that i would know....lol.
and, you don't have to worry about christmas stuff, when you're jewish. :D
yeah I'm with Fred, Christmas pudding tastes like crap! I think I only eat it being polite infront of family members 'oh but your aunty made this pudding...aren't u going to have some?'
it's so weird to see your attire for christmas because i'm from the USA and here it's wintertime, so christmas is always freezing weather, boots, hot chocolate, and sweaters.
i worked at big w threw xmas and fuck the custumer want to punch me somethimes because THOSE FUCKING TRANSFORMER HELMET CRAPS ARNT IN STOCK bastards and then they go tell the manager i do bad service fuck the fuckers
Ive had the "I guess its for free then" so many times, god it annoys me. I'm a kid so i don't get swearing when we don't have things but they repeat "you don't have any..." in a condescending tone. Not just at Christmas, i get it all the time. They don't tend to get that angry with me, they just go to the service desk and complain that i refused service...
at 50seconds - 54 seconds ur left eye was missing halfway lol OH AND I LOVED IT WHEN U ACTED LIEK U WERE THE CASHIER AND THE DRUNK/DUMB DUDE LOL! AND WTF IS EVERYONE TALING ABOUT AT 1:45? I DIDNT SEE NO XBOX AND THEY DIDNT TALK ABOUT A XBOX...IM CONFUSED...HELP!
I luv that you made this video...I used to work at a video store IN THE MALL.....AHHHHH I wanted to stab those bastards...it was my first bloody job and I had my first christmas rush....I was sexualy harrassed, my life was threatened, and I was written up for another employee using my register because he needed to get the last (go figure) transformers movie.... Bloody hell it is not just the costumers but the bloody employee's as well.
i worked at a walmart during christmas i hated how people kept asking for a specific thing and id have to tell them its not in stock actully one guy through a pen at me once it was weird anyway i agree with everything
I work in retail myself too Frederick. SPEAK THE TRUTH MY BROTHER! That freakin "Oh It must be free" comment fuckin' GETS ON MY LAST NERVE! I'm a cashier. I hear that shit ALL THE TIME. Lately I've been creating cheaper prices for the items I have which won't scan, and that has helped that comment to somewhat magically disapppear.
"No price tag, it must be free, then." !!!!!!!! I guess American customers are the same as Australian customers, because that was so dead on, Frederick!
yeah boxing day shopping is better then staying home and watching the friggin cricket so that's what I'll be doing and I'd love an Xbox but I got some necklace with diamonds instead... fuck that, I'm trading it in for an xbox...
Christmas is so commercial nowadays. >.> I was angsting my whole christmas, the crappiest ever if I might say. I mean, I got a SHAVER and SOCKS! F*cking merry christmas! x.x Why didn't I get my Transformer!?
Anyways, your points are once again excellent. Couldn't agree more.
YAY! Bah humbug to you too I hate Christmas. I work as an appliance repair man fixing washine machines and cookers etc. People are complete dickheads to you at christmas.
I work as a security vigilante and for xmas i got...a 14 hours shift , now that's something. And to top it all , my boss sent me a sms , that's wright , a bloody sms , saying '' Merry Christmas ''...Great vid , keep it up.
My husband and I went to his corporate party. It was in some swanky place where there was a huge buffer with all the southern foods... gumbo, cornbread, etc.
We ate one plate of food then told the people at the table we were off to get seconds. We then proceeded to get up and sneak out of the place.
Found out later that the boss ran around kissing all the women on the mouth and his co-workers got in fist fights.
Freddy baby, I really really really wanted shoes and clothes and a new car and a new house and a laptop and a statue, but I suppose and XBOX will do <3 xoxox Kory
sweet, i always wanted to post a comment on your site. it is a pretty sweet
randompivotdrawer 2 years ago
She gets.....a f*cking....XBOX!
lmao
karatepirus 2 years ago
around 1:29 is so one of my moments o.e
XCloudStudios 2 years ago
As a Canadian... I am jealous of your Summer Christmas'
GreatBigSlide 2 years ago
@GreatBigSlide agreed
zelda2geek 1 year ago
I love the bit with Jessie at the end!
She is so cute!!
Dragonich777 2 years ago
highwaytohe11 is a fucking dick if u dont like this y watch it?!
lolzking101 2 years ago
lol highwaytoe like u cud do better then maybe you could learn how to spell cunt
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wasppridez 3 years ago
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your not funny your a fucking stupid unfunny fucking asswipe cuhnt
highwaytohe11 3 years ago
and yet you just proved yourself to be even worse
whydoidodis 2 years ago 2
@highwaytohe11 y watch it then?
TheSupermonkey221 1 year ago
"Give her a f*cking Xbox! *happyface*"
God, you are my new king ^^
xercses 3 years ago
dude, you are my king, soes jessi, go jessi go. But seriously, your like the new aussie icon for me :)
TheJayDogg08 3 years ago
This is the Funniest shit out in You Tube
balmaindude95 3 years ago 3
Ok.. it's really hard to listen to you, becuase of your GOD DAMN DISTRACTING EYES!
musicaltutu 3 years ago
I fucking love Jessie, she is so awesome....Oh, and Frederick is pretty cool too.
bosspersonfighter 3 years ago 5
Well I reckon I relate to all of that except being a male and wearing thongs...
But yeah, retail? I'm sure you're familiar with the Twilight movies this year? We don't have the books. I work at an overstock 50% off bookstore. The publisher can't meet the demand. I ruined so many Christmases this year. And it's teenage emo girls. You can't ruin an emo's Christmas. That's murder.
tnteacuptempest 3 years ago
lol emo girls
KristinaTVfan 3 years ago
you said fuck about 35 times! Good on ya. Thanks for the help maybe next year i might not get such a fuckin Christmas.
deathwishdude07 3 years ago
xboxes r cool ur lucky girly. ur awesome frederick
wazz84 3 years ago 2
love it!
darkrealm666 3 years ago
haha, this is great. but i will say one thing about the pudding my aunt makes...it's banana pudding, and it's...amazing. it's better than crack...not that i would know....lol.
and, you don't have to worry about christmas stuff, when you're jewish. :D
cakesniffingbum 3 years ago
lol. And this is the 100th comment. i guess.
mimisfans 3 years ago
"she gets a fucking xbox! she left herself wiide open" LOL
blankpaper66 3 years ago
and i just realised this was from last year lol
watkinsisthesex 3 years ago
i was at miranda today
and theres a store with a sign that says we are open till midnight on xmas eve
ppl should be in bed at that time
thats when santa comes!!!
watkinsisthesex 3 years ago
just think if thay had vegimightcake at xmas.lol
xDTx12So 3 years ago
"...She gets a fucking Xbox! im sorry but she left herself right open..." nice idea.
neogai456 3 years ago
this video was the first video I saw!
cyberlego1994 3 years ago
credit-check- SAVINGS! - Dickheads
rofl!
SchoolrejecT 3 years ago
i actually like xmas pudding! that bogan impersonation was so convincing hahahahahaha
DarkWhite25 3 years ago
fredrick, you are fuckin hilarious, that bogan impersonation made me laugh so hard to the point where i couldnt breath!!! lol
whydoidodis 3 years ago 2
bro...ur the man! hahahahahahaha!
CaRiZmAh07 3 years ago
"go back to your home...it's where you beloong."
Linkttpast 3 years ago
ahahaa, she gets....an Xbox!
Rapidpanda1st 3 years ago 2
6:12 where jessie scratches her nose is so cute
dogsrul1234543 3 years ago
yeah I'm with Fred, Christmas pudding tastes like crap! I think I only eat it being polite infront of family members 'oh but your aunty made this pudding...aren't u going to have some?'
Danthious 3 years ago
i aggre. go freddy! chirstmas is a load of waffel.(even tho i celebrate it just to get powertools from relatives as gifts)
uscg1472 3 years ago
Chistmas weather is always so hot and sweaty, and the only good thing is eating more than you usually do.
But im a kid so i should enjoy it while i still can.
PunkEilidh 3 years ago
it's so weird to see your attire for christmas because i'm from the USA and here it's wintertime, so christmas is always freezing weather, boots, hot chocolate, and sweaters.
belo913 3 years ago
"well then i guess its free"
i've said that
zgitzoid 3 years ago
frek'in funny
dragonhoney 3 years ago
in a rusty holden ute....hahahahahahahahahaha
fuzzball11001 3 years ago
I love christmas .
I love the alternate lyrics to jingle bells .
I i love your videos .
Thru i do dislike the excessive use of the f word .
richkawaiipikachu 3 years ago
i worked at big w threw xmas and fuck the custumer want to punch me somethimes because THOSE FUCKING TRANSFORMER HELMET CRAPS ARNT IN STOCK bastards and then they go tell the manager i do bad service fuck the fuckers
hookman2005 3 years ago
you work in retail business?
blackpixiedust2008 3 years ago
time wen we get treated like shit!
lululemon1234567890 3 years ago
She gets....
a fucking Xbox...hahahha!!
marioyoshi223 3 years ago
Ive had the "I guess its for free then" so many times, god it annoys me. I'm a kid so i don't get swearing when we don't have things but they repeat "you don't have any..." in a condescending tone. Not just at Christmas, i get it all the time. They don't tend to get that angry with me, they just go to the service desk and complain that i refused service...
drakenfyre1 3 years ago
fred u talk truth! Christmas is fucking shite!
PenisBoat 3 years ago
at 50seconds - 54 seconds ur left eye was missing halfway lol OH AND I LOVED IT WHEN U ACTED LIEK U WERE THE CASHIER AND THE DRUNK/DUMB DUDE LOL! AND WTF IS EVERYONE TALING ABOUT AT 1:45? I DIDNT SEE NO XBOX AND THEY DIDNT TALK ABOUT A XBOX...IM CONFUSED...HELP!
krazygurl0 3 years ago
1:45 LOLOLOL! a fuckin' Xbox! LOVE IT!
StaxX73 3 years ago
the hell are you talking about?
johnbacani 3 years ago
5:45 sorry :P
StaxX73 3 years ago
America malls suck exspecially in bloody vegas
tabbykitten101 3 years ago
I luv that you made this video...I used to work at a video store IN THE MALL.....AHHHHH I wanted to stab those bastards...it was my first bloody job and I had my first christmas rush....I was sexualy harrassed, my life was threatened, and I was written up for another employee using my register because he needed to get the last (go figure) transformers movie.... Bloody hell it is not just the costumers but the bloody employee's as well.
tabbykitten101 3 years ago
i worked at a walmart during christmas i hated how people kept asking for a specific thing and id have to tell them its not in stock actully one guy through a pen at me once it was weird anyway i agree with everything
Assassin741 3 years ago
haha a pen?
weirdo..... nice story lol
charmedlova18 3 years ago
I work Retail.....i whanna slap the bastards....fuckign customers
Tomofoxuk 3 years ago
As always, a great video!
willartz52 3 years ago
LMFAOOO I AGREE!! christmas pud does taste like shit!
SlyTiger123Nc 3 years ago
I work in retail myself too Frederick. SPEAK THE TRUTH MY BROTHER! That freakin "Oh It must be free" comment fuckin' GETS ON MY LAST NERVE! I'm a cashier. I hear that shit ALL THE TIME. Lately I've been creating cheaper prices for the items I have which won't scan, and that has helped that comment to somewhat magically disapppear.
carlswitzerfan 3 years ago 3
lmao, "She gets an Xbox"
that is funny
AlphaWolfen 4 years ago
I started shopping on Dec. 1!
yourworstnightmare51 4 years ago
i did 100% what you did. STAYED HOME!
Chidorix1 4 years ago
"go back home...it's where you belong."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
vronbaybee 4 years ago
I agree with everything that was said previously.
CyberAlyMan 4 years ago
what no price?
well i guess its for free then isnt it? haha haha
douga1991 4 years ago
lol yer fuck christmas lol your realy funny your like the funnist person i know on youtube
noddy6543 4 years ago
L0L
g0hawks11 4 years ago
HAHAHA LMFAO YOUR FUCKING FUNNY DUDE
love your videos
douga1991 4 years ago
fair dinkum that was funny. Go fred and jessie!
honeylamb88 4 years ago
Hahah that was funny as.
blindedangel1992 4 years ago
Oh you, you're my favorite.
thecrazedmd 4 years ago
nice fred talk to ya soon
TonyDyesPandas 4 years ago
Haha. You must work in retail, hm?
Question, do those eyes ever frighten the customers--namely, little children?
I hope you had a great Christmas, love, filled with all the Christmas pudding you could've possibly eaten!
miamigurl123 4 years ago
lol "can we have a babie" "they get a Xbox!"
mas4eva 4 years ago
Whats wrong with his eyes! :O Lol
MrKalius 4 years ago
Some spot on commentary Frederick.
PerthPete1 4 years ago
lol
Santuh1337 4 years ago
Now that there is a fine video.
orlobooks 4 years ago
this one's a classic mate
hermioneghp 4 years ago
cyber ur a stupid muther fucker
dirtynig92 4 years ago
i can't believe the kevjumba is even more popular than this God of comedy
YoBleeD 4 years ago
haahaha
Azeri4life 4 years ago
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Do you really heve big eyes or is it just an effect?
cyberlego1994 4 years ago
Heh the rant hat xD Lovely as usual Frederick! :3 Your videos= amazing.
Ishu 4 years ago
Sucko for working in retail
Yakovich 4 years ago
lol you are funny dude !! :D
snowdude22 4 years ago
omfg that was soo funni mum told me to watch it haha im glad i did i loved it haha lol and ohohhh ohhhhh haha hello haha
lolzazriellelolz 4 years ago
I so totally agree with you 100% about this whole christmas thing Federick. And this was funny I love this video you did a great job well done again.
Jennjjpollock25 4 years ago
haha..thats funny shit bro..ur a sik cunt!
mcgred 4 years ago
lol awsome vid frederick, have a good one.
moggo23 4 years ago
best bogan impression, haha nice work wezz
wingger07 4 years ago
"No price tag, it must be free, then." !!!!!!!! I guess American customers are the same as Australian customers, because that was so dead on, Frederick!
genmaximus110 4 years ago
Hear! Hear! I work at Sears, a major retailer in the U.S. and I know how you feel.
genmaximus110 4 years ago
i hate christmas because of all the materialistic habits we have. but i do like my family, most of them anyway.
onioni 4 years ago
ah I HATE CHRISTMAS PUDDING IT'S GROSS SHIT
yeah boxing day shopping is better then staying home and watching the friggin cricket so that's what I'll be doing and I'd love an Xbox but I got some necklace with diamonds instead... fuck that, I'm trading it in for an xbox...
BloodyJaime 4 years ago
I know, I'm so lucky
LovelyELK 4 years ago
Oh, and what's with the Japanese ending? xD
GatlingSmash 4 years ago
Christmas is so commercial nowadays. >.> I was angsting my whole christmas, the crappiest ever if I might say. I mean, I got a SHAVER and SOCKS! F*cking merry christmas! x.x Why didn't I get my Transformer!?
Anyways, your points are once again excellent. Couldn't agree more.
GatlingSmash 4 years ago
your fucking right m8! I quit my job JUST so i didnt have to work for those wankers during christmas!!!!
5*
righthandgenius 4 years ago
YAY! Bah humbug to you too I hate Christmas. I work as an appliance repair man fixing washine machines and cookers etc. People are complete dickheads to you at christmas.
Babungus 4 years ago
whuts ur real job? "fredrick"?
silentwulfsfan 4 years ago
lol Have a fantastic christmas matey!!
IGGY35
iggy35 4 years ago
I work as a security vigilante and for xmas i got...a 14 hours shift , now that's something. And to top it all , my boss sent me a sms , that's wright , a bloody sms , saying '' Merry Christmas ''...Great vid , keep it up.
awser 4 years ago
Wondering where Freddie got all that superb stock footage.
Yes, I am a video nerd.
PoliticalAnalysis 4 years ago
You made alot of good points there Freddy. Merry f*cking Christmas right back at you. ;)
halfdude 4 years ago
thats.. pretty funny how you think christmas is about all that stuff.
you dont like christmas because of other people not for the real reason
i'm sorry but that is stupid.
this video was really funny
but that just bothers me.
toasty38 4 years ago
awesome
dendraver 4 years ago
Yeah fuck christmas.
raulitech 4 years ago
That being unable to cope with the idea of the shops being shut for a day cracks me up too.
AngryAussie 4 years ago
My husband and I went to his corporate party. It was in some swanky place where there was a huge buffer with all the southern foods... gumbo, cornbread, etc.
We ate one plate of food then told the people at the table we were off to get seconds. We then proceeded to get up and sneak out of the place.
Found out later that the boss ran around kissing all the women on the mouth and his co-workers got in fist fights.
So glad we left those jackasses.
MsToraboruta 4 years ago
The xbox joke really cracked me up. xD
Guest star's for the win, I suppose. :3
Dinoracha 4 years ago
LOL
dirtynig92 4 years ago
Working retail is the DEVIL!!! I hated it!!!
Merry Christmas Frederick :)
(((HUGS)))
PrincessDiana161 4 years ago
oh my did someone abuse you or what LOL
novmoon 4 years ago
Freddy baby, I really really really wanted shoes and clothes and a new car and a new house and a laptop and a statue, but I suppose and XBOX will do <3 xoxox Kory
LovelyELK 4 years ago
GETS AN XBOX HAHAHAHAHA
serves her right. she's hot
nice one Freddy, hope ya have a good one
rideforsickkids 4 years ago
aw, you think I'm hot, I love that <3 and I love XBOX
LovelyELK 4 years ago
Cool
Dojbot 4 years ago