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  • 1:46 the reason for ALL guild fight loses...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA, this is great

  • If my GM would only realize all the times I LOST with clerics as rogue cause I had no idea I was reviving them .... SORRRY TRAVIS !!!!

  • Same here. I've seen this actually happened, and it's ridiculously funny and not funny at the same time.

  • WOW, I havent laughed this hard in a long time.Can hardly wait to see the next :)

  • It's not your fault, you're color blind, you din't see the orange bar was almost filled . I LAUGH SO LOUD UNTIL I WOKE MY MOMS IN THE NEXT DOOR ! (Y)

  • Still as classic as the first day I saw it.

  • Truly hilarious :DDDDDDDD Thankyou from every CA Guild Master out there :))))

  • lol this is funny

  • Hilaaaaarious!

  • Oh, Ulysse did the clip (helly dear army member) - by the way I want to thank you in the name of countless CA-players for your profond tutorials for us!!!

  • great job - being a guildmaster is wonderful and frustrating the same time :-) - I laughed really hard!!!!!!!! It all fits perfectly - the video and the subtitles - I understand German - I am German - believe me, it fits perfectly.....thank you - vielen Dank, ist echt der Bringer :-D

  • I was laughing so hard I was crying watching this! As a CA GM myself I have been through all of that! the part about being stuck as cleric on the Guild Monster and only being able to do enough dam to get the rusty gloves was priceless! Great job man funniest thing I have seen in months!!!

  • HAHAHAHAA! AWESOME! \m/ I AM AN CASTLE AGE PLAYER AND THIS WAS FUNNY. LOL

  • Very Nice. This is as good as the Hitler rant where he found out the truth about Santa. Unfortunately, I been waiting for it's return after YouTube deleted that one, leaving the others. What is wrong with them? IDIOTS! ~High King Ground Pounder

  • omfg this is the funniest thing ive seen in years

  • perfect, u dont need to be a Gm to like this if u just play CA and u r a addict ,u will understand how much u suffer after someone lost to a cleric this way ,rofl great vid indeed

  • ROFL.....wonder how i missed this too...keep it up man :)

  • can't believe I never seen this before..Epic Funny!

  • This is way funny!!! Great job!

  • Amazing!!!! Great work! :D LOL Great endind :D

  • Oooh, I'm a newbie, hope I haven't been a total dufus like that. Will listen and learn [note to self... do not attack clerics... do not attack clerics... do not attack clerics....]

  • hahahaha great job UlysseOdysseus !!

  • I'm a cleric and we had a newbie who did exactly that today in our battle. We were nearing the end of a long 5 hour battle and we were closing in to gain a lead, and then a newbie offloaded all her tokens (she level 82) by suicide attacking a level 510 inactive cleric . She then brought her alt in to do some more. The whole northgate was healed and we lost. Ridiculous! And now she wants to be an officer. Hahaha!

  • She has now been booted from our guild. The second guild to be booted from. Beware! She'll be on the lookout for her next guild to join..

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  • lol i'm always a cleric, ha ha ha ha

  • Fantastic! ROFL!

  • Very amused GM here (and a mage sick of cleaning up after the newbies...) who loves it.. one of my officers sent me the link. Well I think someone had a hidden microphone on me durung a GB and they used it for the script.. This is SO funny..

  • I like this video...anyone who doesn't like it will get CHAINED!!!

    Bwahahaha

    LOL!!

  • i'm a fucking cleric....

    LOL.

  • i wrote shitloads of tutorials ! First this Alpha Vincent that someone summoned without telling the other.. <--- WoW , That's Horrible :p

    Playing Farmville all day long ? OMG , That's Horrible too :p

    I agree , Hitler just a f*cking cleric.. LoL

  • oh my God, Fucking Hilarious! I got tears coming out of my face!!!

    Bravo! Well done. and Piss on the people who are offended by this. They obviously have never been a guild master :)

  • Good video, same shit we have to deal with everyday. Thos who clomins, it is just a movie it is using as a background. Go complain to the movie's producers. morons.

  • Hhaha, the dislikes not only lost against a cleric, the go kamikaze against them!!!

  • LMAO Love it totally!!!

    *Then grab a book and a pen and start learning now instead of playing Farmville all day long..Farmville you redneck* LOOOOOOOOL 

  • And I'm in a fucking useless cleric!!

  • I find this video funny as hell! i want want more!!!

  • I know German, and I say who cares... I Love IT!!!

    Funny as an old lady farting loudly in church!!!

    I admit, I have hit a cleric... (Newbies, right?) ROTFLMBO!!!

    I will be laughing at this video for weeks!!!

  • @JKGMTWR ... When all is said and done, it's a GAME... I can see getting all bent out of shape if a member does it continuously regardless of consequences... If that is the case then boot them from the guild... However, if you're going to let it get to you when a newbie makes a mistake from time to time... it's time for you to resign the game, and GET A LIFE...

  • mate i think its PERFECT!!!!! classic!!!! as a GM sometimes i've been described as a hitler as i get pissed at morons ect......and the amount of times ppl have summoned guild monsters when i'm a fucking cleric!!!! immortal words!!! classic....LUV IT!!!

  • hahaha a great video

  • I dislikes too.. Becuase i hate Cleric System. >:-(

  • I loved it, I laughed so hard. I am a guild master and it is hysterical!!

  • Man o man, I laughed out loud watching this, an inside joke, but if you play Castle Age this is fucking hilarious!

  • Been there, read the book, got the t-shirt... Brilliantly done :D

  • This is really hilarious !

    I watched it several times and keep laughing ! I dont see any offense....everybody should understand that it is humor only !!!

  • As a CA player myself and previous guild master I completely understand. Ugh, do I ever understand. Thank you, you made my day.

  • This is so freakin' funny. Thank you so much for making this - I have watched it countless times and it still makes me LMAO!

  • Hilarious... great work!

  • hilarious.. to the wankers that have a problem with this they shouldn't leave mamma's teet

  • OMG that was so hilarious!!

  • OMG that was so hilarious!!

  • lmao, great job! This is a riot.....we often quote it at work now.

    I love the angst of the "I even can't use Deshara" scene.

    That is the way I feel all the timewhen someone summons a surprise AoA or AV and I'm not classed as a rogue but as a ummm.....cleric.

  • I am Guild Master of Adi's Army Phoenix, and my new favorite saying to our mages is ' cleanup on aisle north (or whatever tower got woke up)!' I love this! Right down to having tutorials, documents, group page, group chat, and an event! I absolutely love my guild though, they are an incredible team! But wait.......I AM a F***ING cleric! ROFL

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  • this may well be the BEST video ever created !!!! i keep sharing it on my fb page !!! pure genius. !!!! as a Stein, ... i cant imagine how anyone could find it anti semitic -- !!!

  • I have to say, as a Guildmaster, the worst tribulation is not my players' skill level. Many of them are actually much higher levels than I am.

    It's being killed with kindness - slowly buried under a relentless hail of gift requests in the hope of regifts. It literally takes me an hour if not two to clean the fruxing thing out, fear of the Blue Eye of Madness in my heart with every step.

  • Sooo.....I guess every guild came through this? :) From the first to the last...and yeah, we even have a legend of a player who lost few battles....yes, one player managed to screw a certain victory. After several attempts we realized that he was either dumb, malware or absolutely unable to understand english...why he joined in the first place? Oh and even if we understand (or watched it before) and really suffered during war now we should be able to come over and spoil this video with complains

  • Very funny! Great job on the video! But I had to watch locked into Cleric! What is wrong with you people? Summoning a funny video before I could change to Mage?

  • Peeps, calm down please. My intention wasn't to hurt people. Just found that the situation (the actors performance) was pretty well suited to what I wanted to do. Of course, I'm no Hitler supporter, heck who would imagine that ? Please note that I don't want to say any political message or whatever.

    

  • On the other side, I understand those who it say isn't fun because they understand German. I understand it myself... Anyways, I was in a hurry when I did this vid and hadn't the technical ressources to change the audio track properly at the time. Be sure the next one will be much more processed and more "universal", as long as Castle Age can be universal...

  • @UlysseOdysseus : This vid is so great. As a co-Guildmaster and the original founder of the Gullwing Alliance {GWA}, I have watched this maybe ten times already. You're fine by my lights. :)

    My players are actually super-bright as the CA contingent goes...but still...I love it more than anything else because it IS way more stressful than I ever thought! Great work!!!!

  • @UlysseOdysseus : Best line : "You think it's more funky to go freestyle and waste tons of stamina!"

  • @UlysseOdysseus Hey dude, don't pay attention to those that say it sucks. The video is excelent. BRAVO

  • @UlysseOdysseus These are fun *because* they are in German! It's the whole gag sub thing :P

    Some will like it, some won't :P

    Here in Greece we have a satirical show that often subs politicians' speeches with what they truly meant while they were talking. We all speak Greek and understand the politicians... but it's still funny! I know it's not the same, but certain people should just see that this video isn't an insult to Germans and some of us just like it (and the meme in general) :D

  • @UlysseOdysseus wanna add u dude!, whats ur fb name?

  • @HelmutB Take a hike idiot, if you are so sensitive to a "movie" don't watch this. Moron

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  • @HelmutB

    Are you dumb enough to not to press the 'mute' button by yourself?

  • @naagis

    i don't see a reason to press a mute button, when i'm not instructed to do so....

    further:

    I don't see any reason why there is a need for you to insult me except you wanna show us all which way of human thinking you are. Ah got it... Thank you. You're a person which feel insulted if someone don't like something you like ....

    so: google for it:

    "argumentum ad hominem"

  • @HelmutB

    I'm insulting you if I ask you something? And then you call me whatever you want, can you see the irony?

    If you don't like a movie do you watch it muted? Do you watch even music videos muted if you don't like the music, very brilliant.

    I bet you didn't even get the joke here which is the main point - not the real words - which shows you're watching wrong videos and therefore you're prolly trying to troll which fails totally.

  • @naagis

    i guess you didn't see the irony for yourself by calling me "dumb" with your first words.

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  • Terrific. I saw the film when it came out and it was brilliant. Bruno Ganz (playing Hitler) is amazing.

    But

    As I play Castle Age and am in a guild - bloody hilarious! The CA references correspond very closely to what he is actually saying.

  • Terrific. I saw the film when it came out and it was brilliant. Bruno Ganz (playing Hitler) is amazing.

    But

    As I play Castle Age and am in a guild - bloody hilarious!

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  • This is so epic wonderfull. I thought I was the only one feeling this way ... tons of tutorials, messages to explain and help, askin and writin please NO CTA ... please no hit clerics, and still, they dont READ .......... VERY NICE! I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!

  • LMAO!!! Pretty intense acting...for sure.

  • So full of EPIC WIN! :-D

  • LMAO ! Our fate as GM's and GOs...good job on this video =)

  • As an officer in a very active Guild (Tribe of Tigers), I had tears in my eyes. I am pretty darn sure I've had almost this exact experience a few times, lol! Great job! :D

  • As an officer in a very active Guild (Tribe of Tigers), I had tears in my eyes. I am pretty darn sure I've had almost this exact experience a few times, lol! Great job! :D

  • I have had the same conversion with my officers ... ROTFLMAO

  • EXCELLENT !!!! I laughed my ass off ! Only one correction: at some point the Fuhrer says "Then f-cking LEARN them how to read " should be TEACH instead :)

  • LMAO!!! But he looks like my GM xD my GM also always pissed bcos of AV xD

    NEWBIE never understand... LOL

  • LOL someone has far too much time on their hands, but this is soooooooooo funny :o)

  • ROFLMAO!!!

  • Its so funny, exactly what we all talk about as guild officers and master. This is the best video I've seen ! Its just so so fantastic !!

  • I have played all sorts of games but the mmorpgs, and now that I am steping out of my comfort zone. I feel a little bamboozled by them. Video games are ment to be care free fun(considering you'll come back to life), yet I find myself playing carefully in consideration of the next move. I think I would rather play chess if that were the case.

  • aww sad, guild getting gankde by an Alpha Vinnie :(

  • The guild members are illiterate.......LMFAO!!!!

  • The guild members are illiterate.......LMFAO!!!!

  • I know it's a small audience, but so deeply appreciated by CA players.... I laughed so hard I cried, and that was only in the first minute! Too many hysterically funny quotes to list. And I'm a fucking cleric, and proud of it! LOL!

  • hahahaha!!!

  • lol, who's the noob?

  • Required "reading" for Newbies!

    

  • Required "reading" for Newbies!

  • I am the Guildmaster of a very active Guild {GWA - The Gullwing Alliance} and I am so glad my players are not like this. :D This video is pure liquid brilliance, I can't stop laughing.

  • Brilliant!!! All true, every word of it!!

  • This is pure genius!

  • it made my day!

  • That describes things in my Guild all the time. Good insight though, using only Rogues on Alpha Vincent, maybe we can finally capture a Soul.

  • @Paigeshusband I'm the Guild Master of Bravestarr. The Alpha Vincent problem is terrible because I'm usually a Cleric in the Guild War but don't switch back to something useful for the AV's, and end up being useless through the battle.

  • Too many of these parodies.

  • priceless!

  • fucking hilarious! I also bought deshara but i spent even more favor points on her cause i bought her accessories too and i cant use her cause im a Warrior

  • Call me narrow minded of what ever you want, but should something that surely was so horrible it cost millions of people their life not better be use to make you remember such suffering instead of laughing at it for pure simple fucking mindless self indulgence?

  • @CKresAIX : I think everyone can tell this is an overdub of a famous World War II movie depicting Hitler...to me, this kind of thing is WHAT LETS US get over the horrible legacies of that time period. The more videos out there that mock Hitler and the Nazis, the more chance no one will ever repeat their horrible mistakes.

  • @MoonsOverTheWell Yeah, I guess you are right, never looked at it from that perspective. It's just that we unfortunately still have a (rather small) number of idiots nazis here in Germany (I guess they never totally die out) and maybe that's why I was so serious about the post. And also what he says in that particular scene is really sad and totally insane. So I guess I might have over reacted a bit with my two comments. Sorry about that.

  • For me, as a German, understanding what Hitler actually says it's not funny, even though I would understand from the standpoint of someone not understanding German that person actually might think it is funny just because the pictures fit/match the made up subtitles. But then again, why use Hitler at all for anything like that. It's just tasteless imo. I'm sure there are many other movies where a guy goes berserk in front of a group of people, so why not use such a scene?

  • Spendid 8star video.Considering the fact there were no modification in the scene of the film by postponing to ideal scenes to emphasizes the situation even more. :D :X :P

  • Haha you hit it on the head man,I love it1

  • Omg, I laughed so hard through this. You really understand us Guild Masters.. LOL Thanks for doing this!

  • pure genius

  • This is so funny!!! And sadly true. People do make mistakes like that. lol

  • lol! That was very creative.

  • great version of this scene for CA! what movie is this from? Ive seen several re-dubbed versions of this for various games.

  • great!!!

  • This is BRILLIANT! Made my day!

  • Make me laugh the whole afternoon.

  • True. Epic. Awesome XD The farmville did it! XDD "battle is over... let's go farming" LOL

    Simply great! XD

    "All similarities with some guild members is purely intentional." LOL

  • This is just MAGNIFICENT - I feel all of our pain. Absolutely brilliant.

  • We need 3 mage hits on E gate. make that 4

  • hahaha, my jaw is hurting , all my respects :))

  • ‎"I wrote on the group page, the chat log, made an announcement, created an event"..............

    OMG... I cannot believe it... ABSOLUTELY TRUE... it is great...

  • Genius!

  • 0:30 XDD Newbie just lost against and inactive cleric and revieved all their actives!

  • "...the newbie...

    ...The newbie just lost against an inactive cleric and revived all their actives."

    ...

    "Let's switch to private chat. All the Officers...

    And the newbie."

    ...

    "...First this Alpha Vincent that someone summoned without telling the others... "

    (secretary crying)

    ....

    "Then grab a book and a pen and start learning now instead of playing Farmville all day long !!!"

  • EPIC!

  • That was EPIC!!!

  • eeexactly ...Fucking awesome :)))))))

  • EPIC!!! :D

  • YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND!! :') 

  • haha awesome

  • Hundreds of guilds, same problems! LOL

  • Thought I was gonna pee my pants! Brilliant as usual Ulysse!

  • Can't do it alone....no.... that's starcraft2....EXCELLENT job! *wipes tears*

  • LOL

    FUCKING AWESOME !!!

  • Ain't that the truth for some Guilds!! Hilarious!!

  • OMFG! Sooo topical, especially with Arena 3 churning and now you can't rub two clerics together in the same tower.

    WE

    ARE

    NOT

    **WORTHY**!!!

  • i love Castle Age on Facebook... havent played in awhile though

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Jajajaja. Great. xD

  • ROFLMAO You can't except newbies under level 250..... Heil !!!

  • Total riot! love it!!!!

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  • OMG!! This is great. See if you can put this in the back ground. It so seems to if because in the clip he's talking about losing at the Russian front. In any event ya done good!!!! two thumbs up!!

  • omggggggggggg too funny, hahahahahahaa!

  • LoveIt,LoveIt,LoveIt !!! :D

  • holy shit dude, did you just take this all out of my head?!

  • this is the shit..... excellent, absolutely excellent more more more

  • hahhahahaahahaahha, PERFECT!!!!!! 3:)))

  • love the color blind ide

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha best evr

    nice work bro

  • This is GOLD. Still laughing.

  • Rotflmao... simply epic! ;)

  • LMAO, simply epic, man. ^_____^ Thanks for the laughs!

  • LMAO, simply epic, man. ^_____^ Thanks for the laughs!

  • :)