Why The Japanese Shouldnt Sing Death Metal

[steal12345]

yes you be a lil girrrr

[steal12345]

you know when your drunk it doesn't sound that bad



[xStLewisx]

i washy my hair over and over

[xStLewisx]

too much bra in my bathroom 

[Muffdiva360]

2:30 WEEZY AINT SHIT

[codyoty]

Good God it's "too" people! Not "to"!

TOO much rum

[derdeeder29]

to much rum!!!im washing my hands!!! under and over!!! under and over!!!

[derdeeder29]

to much rum? teh fuck?

[nation543]

OVER UNDER OVER! OVER UNDER OVER!

[CREWSPro1]

This never gets old! LOL

[bewhite08]

band: maximum the hormone...song: whats up people. search it NOW!!

[ugie88]

1:02 "I wash my hand" ??

[Wynzair]

To much rock, to much rock, IN MY BUTHOLE!

[ShaunJW1]

God this is hilarious!!!

[1wayward9]

he learned how to sing from watching the cookie monster.

watch?v=dhUFxaauNTE&feature=fv­st

[1985mfs]

Sweet tats bro

[Fenris1313]

Asians aren't hardcore enough for metal.

[pregathorius]

@Fenris1313 dude, shut up.

/watch?v=dg2b4li7fi8

[pregathorius]

@Fenris1313 /watch?v=v7IXmV6A6Bk&ob=av3e

[Fenris1313]

@pregathorius alright statement retracted, thats pretty bad ass dude, i now have a new fav band. thanks for the vid

[viletree]

HEAVYYY METALLL DURREEALLLLL

[TheSneakylilbastard]

" IM WASHING MY HUUNDS!! OVER AND UNDUH! OVER AND UNDUH! "

[hotgold9]

Is that fucker singing "I washing my hands over and over"??? OK, that's different. Now this song is AWESOME! Noodle house rock! HEAVY NOODLE!!!

[hotgold9]

And he looks at his watch @ 4:08 to see how much longer this crap goes on!

[hotgold9]

@ 1:30 does he say "I work a very ordinary job"??? He deserves to get his ass kicked just for that lyric alone. Hahahahaha!!!

[Necrotempus22]

I thought Yoda was short and green not shorter, yellow and with facial tics?

[VladGuardian]

very funny, indeed. Thanks ))

[fredhaemmon]

They made 183 takes and this one was the best

[jamirosmajicrocks]

When asians were made they were perfect and could do anything, but when they were launched to earth their vocal cords were damaged heavily for some reason,

[WenchesandMead]

to much rum?

[prodigistics]

@WenchesandMead Naa, merely not enough.

[steve062580]

I feel sorry for the girl in the background...I wonder how many takes she had to sit through to finally get to this masterpiece...

[RAMMSTEIN942]

WDF!!!!!!???????

[TheXPEHBAM]

Rasistic video. Of course asians can make great death metal, you narrowminded asshole. Flaged dat video - hope you learn your lesson.

[92metalwolf]

ok. that's not death Metal. and wheather or not Japanese can sing it rlly doesn't make a difference to me cuz death metal sounds like shit anyway.

[SerpentbreeD]

/watch?v=V0FlSoXiYMU

Japanese brutal death metal.

[pregathorius]

@SerpentbreeD wow. I didn't know of that band O.o awesome

[DrAgOnFoRcE95hezna]

XD

[dazzsch1995]

except for Matt Heafy

[Kor1134]

there are exceptions, check out Beyond Cure

[BAMH7861]

Sounds like the cookie monster wants something....wait, I know! COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!!!!!

[rustyyeps]

try 'blood stain child'! one of the best japanese techno/gothic metal band

[MrRainjong]

Itz fuckn Fake

[PoGoMyFlApPyStIcK]

@MrRainjong No it isn't lol some idiot stole this video and he did a shit job cuz now its laggy

[Glazov123]

Jan Terri and Fadades can sing better than this

[mexicanmadmonkey]

lol this is hilarious

[mechaart]

I never knew Yoda tried metal

[soullessSiIence]

That's pure evil.

[Melodicfuckingmetal]

rapist voice xD

[Acetopy2]

It sounds like the master from Kung Pow (i forget his name) "na na na na na neo na na na na sporen"

[mechaart]

@Acetopy2 that would be "Betty"

[NubMonk]

There's actually some pretty great Japanese metal bands out there. This guy just isn't one of them lol.

[shadzzz441791]

You, the uploader, have never heard Kyo from Dir En Grey

[TalkToTheBody]

it isn't going to happen .....is it? 

[xNekoOtaku]

2:32 i never saw anything

where's the yeti shit

where's the yeti shit

[xNekoOtaku]

i kiss a bloody pimple

too much rap

too much rap

too much rap

[AlucardsQuest]

It's so metal how he keeps looking at his watch!

[AprilCroftAdventurer]

I have listened to this everyday since I heard it. I must meet this guy. He's amazing.

[AprilCroftAdventurer]

I have listened to this everyday since I first heard it. I MUST meet this guy!

[Haddockxyz300]

Yhea... Too much rum...

[AprilCroftAdventurer]

This guy is my hero. I need his name so I can ask him to make an album

[opexxxx]

/watch?v=ALSQypcw0Qc

[KisameofAkatsuki5]

i love this guy lol

[Stonedinfinity]

I fucking love this video! xD

[Mrzachattack28]

Willy aint shit willy aint

[jieidirockstardude]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA 

[fodass666]

1:29 "I'm like a very ordinary chiiiiaaallldddd" :

FUCKING LOLED!!!

[thebombdigity124]

sounds like yoda making love

[gerardochaparro]

@thebombdigity124 Epic comment is epic... LOL!

[Snakgaroof]

@thebombdigity124 Hahaa! That was a really good one ;D

[jwandhistools]

Where is William Hung when you need him....

[MrManuelschmidt]

ohhhh fuck nimm das micro weg

[blacklaico]

somebody shoot him pleaseeeee¡¡¡

[unicursalhex]

This video is better than 99% of your busted ass website!

[Goldenkitten1]

While the video is admittedly hilarious the fact remains there are good and bad metal bands just about everywhere, and there are some decent Japanese ones. Ok now that understand time is over, that was goddamn fucking hilarious. I need this album.

[Glazov123]

Rebecca Black - J-Metal Edition

[almightyethrion]

please don't stereotype, there are lots of good japanese metal bands, even the goth ones like moix di moix is good

[felipedarksiders]

i could not headbang to this......

[Bizarrix]

That girl his his girlfriend,she´s thinking "Excuse him,I´m ashamed,he´ll never do it again"

[jagerthrasher]

3.37 to 3.47 he is watching his watch 2 times to see the glass is still in one piece

[lindseydickey]

i washy my hannnn ova and ova ova and ova ova and ova. i.e. i.e. i.e. i.e. i.e. i.e. WEASLEY AIN'T SHIT WEASLEY AIN'T SHIT!!!!

[JelloFluoride]

Listen to Gotsu Totsu Kotsu....then shut the fuck up.

[TheWacked666]

i listened to this three times now it gets better each time lol

[TheWacked666]

the lady in the back is like please dont show my face on camera lol

[TheWacked666]

lol how do i buy the album

[georgescootrobinson]

4:12 "i'm fucking a bear" !

[mathmss]

He sounds like modern Mustaine.

[misanthropyeternal]

Whoever made this is an ignorant fuck, considering how I know crust and grind is really big over there, never mind all the black metal stuff in Japan.

[cary11223344]

he sounds like hes dieing

[SilverheartWolfsbane]

This was done as a joke... I mean he could probably sing better if he didn't have too much rock in his butthole. Is he a comedian trying to be funny?

[Baneheart666]

8-bit metal is heavier than this.

[stupidsquirrel12]

Ever heard of Jig-ai? Yeah. Japanese death metal can be brutal as fuck. This guy just happens to suck.

[Ecko486]

@stupidsquirrel12 isnt Jig-ai from Czech republic????

[hassanumer999]

@stupidsquirrel12 fuck Jig Ai, go straight to SOB, the kings of japanese grind

[SiMoFkr]

I watcha this video over and a overa

[MrMetalhead9182]

from 0:40 "I get the brownie and more rum, to much rum, to much rum, to much rum, to much rum, whisper in my earrrrrrrraaaaaaaaa!!! I wasin muh hannddss over and over, oval adn an oval i wasin muh haaaannddsd! eyyeeyyeeyyyeyyeeyyyeeyyeyyeye Igiveu[ now

[mizzicamente]

Holy Shit

[FUDGEStciles]

uhhhh...it doesnt sound like hes actually singing this..

[CVDmarkII]

lol that guy just sucks ass, accent or no accent

[boogerhaze93]

Japanese Trolololo?

[Mitchakamanfred]

I laughed my ass off. xD

And I only came here to troll you about a japanese deathcore band being one of the best i've heard. look up Decadence by Her Name In Blood

[gubbikiller]

lot of good japanese metal out there thou just hard to find

[39galaxyZi]

you should listen to Kyo (from Dir En Grey) or Tsuzuku (from Mejibray- look up "killing me"). they can definitely pull off growls.

[claxbucky]

check out church of misery, they are a pretty rad doom band from Japan

[TheMisterGalaxy]

I don't know if anybody has heard Blood Stain Child. But they're from Japan, and if you haven't heard them, check out the song Sirius IV. It's not exactly death metal, it's a trance metal fusion sounding band, AND THEY'RE AWESOME. This is the 7th time I've watched this video, best thing I've ever watched,

[1ADRoy1]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THEY DO DEATH METAL BUT HIS GUY SUCKS!

[cometothesabbat]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID??? If the Japanese stayed away from metal we wouldn't have Sabbat, fucking metal GODS! If you don't believe me, check out the song "Satan Bless You" and then fuck off!

[CaveofTwoLovers]

LMFAO!!

But they can do Death Metal. Check out Detroit Metal City - Satsugai

They aren't a proper band, but it's an awesome song.

[69stringibanez]

even though it sucks this guy has got the balls to go out and do what he likes

[KageTori12]

Japanese death metal can be just as good or better than/as any other language, including English. This was just a horrible example. Although, I've only herd good instrumentals.

[northstarprod]

anyone gonna do a vocal cover ?

[MrDeadsea000]

LMMFAO ! Look at the chick in the back trying desperately not to die of laughter.... omfg, that's fucking INSANE WTF !

[metalshead101]

i have never had too much rock in my butthole! 

[mrchildsplay3]

sounds like a caveman lol, i actually like this it's awesome

[NutNapalm]

Don't know about this guy, but Sigh kicks a lot of ass.

[leovillase]

fucking posers

[GreenDayRoxer1]

random girl in the back sitting is completely ignoring him haha

[p0nd1ak]

0:54 Too much bra



[cafekkohardcore]

chris barnes aint got no shit on this guy

[FuckingSnorlax]

too much rum

[GRIM029]

1:02 i washy my hands over and over

3:37 too much rock in my butthole lmao

[RasDil]

@GRIM029 HAha spot on! :D

[skinheadfred94]

@GRIM029 i rawsha my hawnds rova and rova*

[blackthrashpunk]

@GRIM029 lmfao



[ImpendingLee]

@GRIM029 OBHA AND OBAH!

[mouloudo]

@GRIM029 man you fuckin killed me

[Smithz92]

Too much math?

[tjfats2]

I wash my hair

Over and over

[Rockstapopolis]

Maximum the Hormone?

[stevepwn1]

lmaoooooooooooooooooo

[Arxididaskalos]

Fuck you uploader,your probably an americunt.DEATH TO YOUR NATION

BTW THERE IS A VOICE OVER RETARDS

[jeredubz24]

@Arxididaskalos its a voice over of him douche, this is real you fuck, go to his myspace he has different versions and this is him. Death to you fuckstick

[vaerhdf6]

@Arxididaskalos

An "Americunt"? Way to represent your country. Considering you're needlessly screaming obscenities, I would wager you dislike Americans out of pure jealousy. I have met some idiots in my time but you take the cake.

P.S. You probably lack the knowledge of even giving me a single good reason for hating us and just go with what everyone else says overseas. Typical foreign hatred. Blind and without substance. I pity you.

[29Hazard]

Too much bras in my bedroom.

[Zodist]

Is this song ever made it to the top of chart in Asia?

[HerPerfect]

Holy crap he take's himself seriously! (0_o)

[mvsxxxx]

TOO MUCH RICE! TOO MUCH RICE!

[ivanxmahya]

kimochii....arrrgghhhhh....kim­ochiiiiiiii.......auuughhhhh..­..kimochiiiiiiiiiii...........­..crot.

[oogle78]

too much crap.. too much crap.

[metaljo88]

ahhhhh godzilla

[punkmofo]

better than beiber..... walks away

[DontClickOnMyIcon]

eh ha ha wtf!

[kanachi12]

oma & the opa oma & the opa AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE een bier of tweee

[malditocyko]

WTF



[thisguyagain1000]

Cookie Monster on Heroin

[MetallicAciDD]

He is indeed bad and the rhythms not even metal but what you wrote up there is fucking racist.

[ItTastesGood]

Too much brud in my room, too much brud, too much bruuuud..i kiss the brudy gentle rug…too much brud,too much brud…somebody whisper in my earrrrr….aaaaaah! I washa my hair, over under over, over under over, i washa my haaaaair over under over, over under over, i i i i i i i i elephaaaaaaaaaaant, i i i i i i i i elephaaaaant….

[killswitch3ngag3]

@ItTastesGood hahahaha! too much

[mrchickenandwafflez]

Too much ram, in my butthole. Too much ram, in my love.

[72CarrionCrow]

Obviously funnys0ngus has never heard of Dir En Grey.

[Sighh13]

@72CarrionCrow I was literally about to post this

[Meatsparkle]

@72CarrionCrow

too bad they aren't death metal.

[Meatsparkle]

@72CarrionCrow

too bad they aren't death metal. 

[xinkedandtwistedx]

Liking it just for the comedy value.

[jogoth666]

i wash my head, over and over.

so far for that

[MrMetalfreak12]

this is painful to watch

[TyrantOfDunkirk123]

too much crap in my lungs???

[isostaticdreams]

Their music scene is better than ours.

[ESPsandEmgs]

@isostaticdreams

I guess that depends on what "scene" you are talking about O_o'

[exoplanetaryduality]

Cookie Monster voice

[luridangel777]

Sounds like Ahh-nold but if he got kicked in the balls a few times and was asked to sing

[xRushBlade]

The japanese metal scene is fucking amazing actually haha

[gereorth666]

There are some good ones xD Coffins, Infernal Revulsion. Ooh well.. Those are the only 2 I can come up with :D

[xNekoOtaku]

daisuki desu

[uncashelios]

xaxaxaxaxaxa

[asdsa1990]

i would mosh to this band



[slyruler999]

(music from lowrider) too much rap, in my batharoom. too much rap, in my room. too much rap, too much ruhhuhhuhhh. I kiss the bratty jangle, i kick the bratty ass. too much rap, too much ruhhuhhuhh. i kick the bratty kenmore, uhhhh. too much rap, too much rap, too much rap, too much rap, i'm bradley. whisper in my earrrrrrrrUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!! I'M WASHIN' MY HANDS, OVER UNDER OVER, OVER UNDER OVER, I'M WASHIN' MY HAYYYAANDS, OVER UNDER OVER, OVER UNDER OVER, AYY AYY AYY AYY AYY AYY ANAL CURE!!!

[AudienceKiller66]

there are a million really awesome japanese metal bands. some of the best vocalist EVER are from japan (kyo - from dir en grey)

[enrichpackie]

better then french

[djgpk]

lol this is funny

WHISPER IN MAH EAR, IMMA WASH