Drunk At Bike

[valdas70]

swaboda....

[TheRajTV]

0.49 He is fuking bike? LOL

[IljaWMP]

I am from LT :D

[Yadandadandandaa]

4wd :D

[Imnotanelectrician]

He must have of been blacked out.



[quesean2poyos]

pero que intenta¿? montarla como a llama

[TheDmanluna]

A Roll model for drunk drivers.

[zapster2412111]

i heard the bike is pregnant

[ilic5314]

cannt pick it upp uhh too drunk

[TheDixiKiller]

240p We meet Again~~is this taken on a POTATOE??

[ohyrag]

Too drunk to walk home!

[nlwietse1]

he is blocking the road LOL

[piritapaadilaenutus]

drunk at camera?

[SlothmanSid]

RhodesMares Channel is the bees knees, have a look! :)

[CapsuleCooperation]

man kann doch nicht so eine schöne Musik so unterbrechen..

[chriscomix1]

hahahaha bikeophille

[hamelyn06]

He is sniffing his doodle ding dickie

[CustardYum]

We are russian and we (dont) come with pride.

[bobb22ful]

@CustardYum ti net Russkii,ti ZHID naturalnii!

[zamlar9628]

Tour de Russia

[Bainer55]

Ugh, this is awkward, didnt know someone recorded me :s

[ruuvipuristin]

Normal Finnish monday

[YesItsNoName]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O he couldnt get up

[Highlighting1]

wtf he is trying to do 

[lilhavin]

Love the music

[mAREk18ify]

thi's it's shit fake.......

[MultiCrustytheclown]

Left 4 Drunk

[mirasprofile]

This is sad an pathetic, and so are you filming it.

[tonyhakws]

haloooooo 2007

[joefreeman856]

There was somebody like this dude in my town. His name was Lance Armstrong

[MrPeterFinland]

You should have a drink to steady the nerves, old man.

[zee339]

This is why the russians can't win the Tour de France.

[RafalsCom]

@zee339 Are you drunk or stupid? So try again: "Some drunk lithuanian in small city, on his bike."

Lithuanians ARE NOT Russians.

[CleanSucks]

@zee339 this is why u were born stupid this man fucked ur mom while he was drunk and they u got born

[snursmumrik]

this is fixed gear... fixed to geolocation

[VegardMinde]

I'm gonna make love to my bike right now !

[AntonyTrickrider]

fantastic, he´s STIL ON the bike! :)

[guzanero]

0:54 looks like he is fucking it

[perkele181]

he is not drunk he is just shagging his bike hahaha

[AngryFinlandKid]

i love 240p

[happyemma12]

Fyfaaan va kul!!!

[shade45wa]

ELEPHANT MAN  -- >

[shade45wa]

haha



[cornela1]

And this is how horizontal cycling was invented!

[inkrivenok]

снимал такой же алкаш наверное ))) руки трясутся, камеру уезжает хз куда

[kato781]

hes trying 2 fuck his wheel

[oldfart387]

What if he was having a stroke. youtube has stopped being a good Samaritan.

[udntknwful]

Maybe he should just drive......not going n e where that way!

[lvleloful]

DAD??!?

[imdabitchtits]

50 seconds he raping his wheel

[vaskos35cm]

How did he manage to get there?

[TheMyrn]

Maybe he's got a stroke .

[theresidentone]

He certainly is "on" his bike.

[TheKb3006]

why the fuck he wont fuck his bike D:

[Thakane]

nice music, what namesong?

[PsyLiq]

А ДА ГА ВИДИ БАБОООО!!!! xDDDD

[KittyRinzler]

Sexy Bike Love~

[marco29a]

I wasn't this badly drunk though!

[binks9997]

@OoCraftoO What the hell are you talkin about? This song kicks ass.

[EpicTrollSpam]

@binks9997 YOUR MOMS SONG SUCKS ASS

[datsunkillen95]

wtf lol hahahaha

[SuperJonte1234]

bike got owned

[waterski179]

sure thats how you ride a bike :/

[spifffing]

Does anyone know the name of this song or the artist?

[EpicTrollSpam]

@spifffing QUEER BAG McDOUCE FACE IS THE NAME TROLLINGS THE GAME...

[rangel550]

he was just making love. . . what's wrong whit that?

[michaellovegrove]

Man I was so busy laughing at Badfwords response to sorry09 that I forgot to watch the video. so funny...

[matman1011]

Someone needs to tell this man you can't doggy style a bike.

[ArasBabyJ]

@badfword what is the song? Duke Ellington?

[svalson]

trust me....tarmac is warm someyimes!

[jebemsveredom007]

This man endangers the safety of traffic....

axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax­axaxa

[2JAMMY]

Thas a real funny way to ride a bike!..I jus hope it's a female.

[bflatism]

WTF is this guy doing????????? lol

[natalieb16]

Think he needs his stabelisers back! :P

[dridley11]

cirque du soleil...Lithuanian style

[marsianes]

nice )

[Summerfan97]

WTF?!?! HOWQ TO HELL MY DAD IS IN YOUTUBE==!??!?

[PatrikStarFunk]

it's good to take it cool...he does.

[cobyourself]

Drunk at a bike lol that so true cause the bike was really the destination

[mobswider]

Very funny ! He loves his bike ! HAHAHAHA . = Love}

[seppomuppit]

so this guy just broke his hip, and you film him

[HuskerSeaofRed]

dad maybe we took the training wheels off too soon?

[Deki423]

legenda axaxaxaxax

[collingeuk23]

u americans don't know how to drink. it's funny as hell

[DeRex9]

hard core mountain biking

[ELTUCO25]

Love that tune

[concreatandwood4life]

0:49 ... he looks like he wants to do it with the bike but isnt sure

[MrTpengineer]

Kiss and make out with the bike yes?

[CabooseNor]

Don't drink and drive.

[MsHabboMovies]

0:45 and it start look strange and wrong

[justinpiu]

were u drunk when u made this tittle

[ipoop9ak]

lucky for him there is no nigas around there otherwise he would lose his bike :D

[MrRezz0]

Russians.

[edis621]

Su kiiseniniu saldytuvu filmavo :/

[RatkoUSA]

Priceless (if you listen with sound muted)

[dave564oida]

omg the music kills me xD

[yynnmmbb]

Oh my god that was a bad morning. You fucks could have helped me instead of filming.

[spaceking66]

it is like i just got finish saying most people dont need help from booz to be redicccullluss most people are just natureully rediculluss

[spaceking66]

most people dont need help from booz to act rediculluss most people are just naturally rediculluss

[selenanub]

Hes showing of hes black belt moves in BJJ

[LeDarthPoster]

2005- yay youtube!! 2006-yay youtube!! 2007-yay youtube!! 2008- wtf is vevo?? 2009-comericals?! 2010-what is the YOU in you tube anymore?! 2011-what is the point of youtube any more?!all the do now is show comercials and advertisements!! id get it anymore! i remember when it was really YOUtube......

[MrSmithyistheman]

THINK THE CAMRA MAN IS DRUNK MORE THEN THE MAN WHO WONTS TO FUCK HIS BIKE

[ydyammo]

He's just training ground techniques for MMA...

[BenjaminMJ]

I see a lot of people have been asking questions about the music. I can tell you now - it's "jazz". A musical style that sounds really gay, naive and it wants to fuck you and "jazz" in your face/ears!!

[IOwnRacistMexicans]

ARE YOU WATCHING THE SAME VIDEO YOU FUCKING RETARD, I'VE SEEN VIDEOS 1000 TIMES WORSE, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT

[dontutremble]

what's the song?

[Finntastique]

Now that's what I call being seriously sh*tfaced! LOL!

[bmonte767]

haha lol thats cold u should of called someone



[mitasrb]

He isnt drunk,he fell off his bike and injured himself badly so he couldn't move.He saw you filming him and hoped that you will call ambulance but nooo. :)

[MrSchmuchface]

ooooh baby. you have a nice frame with alot of curves. ewww yeahhh. i want to ride you all night baby. ahhh ahhh. SPEW.

[999Burek666]

"Sleeping" at middle of the road :P

[x0xczerwinski]

In Soviet Russia, bike rides you. Only this is Lithuania.

[Xxslayer410xX]

i say the beer won....

[MaGic2718]

BIKE WON! hahahaha

[sorry09]

was this filmed with a fridge?

[badfword]

@sorry09 Yes

[SoupCanMovie]

@badfword

i think you need to buy a new fridge

[christianpompetti]

@badfword perhpas was made by the guy who sold the beer to him? :))

[acadm1]

@badfword AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[macintosh659]

@sorry09 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[IOwnRacistMexicans]

@sorry09 its not even that bad you fuck

[sorry09]

@IOwnRacistMexicans it is bad you faglord, maybe in your country/town/villagepeople dont know what a fuckin digital camera is and they film with their microwave, you dumbfuck cocksucker

[aZoNiCza]

@sorry09 youre reaction got pwned xD

[lexyzimus]

@sorry09 Nominated for the most random comment of 2010.

[xi0wnallx]

@sorry09 props, this made me laugh more than the video.

[eat666shit]

@sorry09 how the fuck did you know? lol

[serratop]

He is not drunk, he loves his bike.

[VictusDwayne]

@serratop Looks like he's making love to it. :O

[killbill219]

what is the ssong

??

[tomitstube]

he thinks it's a bed.  nighty night turn out the light.

[08pennergamer]

i think that's boring -.-

[bioniclear]

Nenuostabu kad lietuvoi ... :D

[sk8rocksick1]

haha, us lithuanians know how to party! =D

[Maxidater]

literally ON his bike

[zeppo66666]

he's fu**ing the bike,so that what is that gay song...lol

[brunohakalug1]

It looked as though he was having relations with his bicycle in the middle of the road there.

[isaacparmit]

le esta haciendo una puesta de espaldas a la bici,jajaja

[forfanuffe]

Haha :D

[Grimoirium]

Been there... done that... got the t-shirt and the hat. Accept for I knocked myself out in the middle of a highway and fell asleep, entangled in my bike..people thought I was dead so they called the ambulance. Needless to say I woke up in the hospital all gashed and bruised up wondering, HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE???? =D

[berglundo]

It's like a scene from a pornmovie - me, my bike and my dick

He's obviosly trying to have sex with it !

[Bastercina]

is he fucking that bike?

[quaxk]

I am guessing, like most "can't do" but still conscious vids on the tube, that this is the result of *ether* abuse and *not* alcohol abuse

[superkikim]

Pathetic

[IwillLICKyourPUSSY]

what a shitty gay music

[WeedPatch71]

Good description, he definitely is laying on top of his bike lol

[BigFishingShop]

Just like the title says, he's on his bike lol

[brottarnacke]

God, it looks like he's trying to pick up the bike and stand up at the same time. Just too drunk to realise that it'll be much easier if he gets up first, moves to the other side and then picks up the bike. Just hilarious.

[MyNameIsDuffmarn]

@brottarnacke LOOL

[ballefjongh]

Lithuanian transport system is very effective, I like!

[raginroadrunner]

Dude...what are yu smokin???..I;m done with this rhetoric..so long... have a nice time freezing yur ass off in Rooskie....does ve danya

[Dovenpeis]

@raginroadrunner

One usually are done when one runs out of valid arguments. So to wrap this up, you should rightfully fear these drunken motherfuckers.

P.S I hear you guys did not learn the truth about who really beat the Nazis until 60 years later. Waking up to reality must be tough.

[Raafje84]

@Dovenpeis not forgetting the neutralisation by the allies of aprox 900.000 axis troops in north africa Without this the germans would be able to put alot more into the fight in the east so your statement that russia beat germany virtually by itself is a deep insult to the soldiers of the allies including commonwealth , polish , french , canadians , americans and many more. it took most of the world to bring nazi germany on its knees not just one country. ty

[Dovenpeis]

@Raafje84

Most of those axis troops in Africa consisted of useless Italians. The truth of the matter is that the Africa campaign did not at all have an impact on the German war effort against the Soviets. Hitler just did not care about Africa. And it is a matter of fact that all the heavy fighting occurred with the Soviets. You can preach all you want of a joint allied struggle, but in reality it is one country alone that stands out as the true conqueror of the Nazis. The Soviet Union!



[Raafje84]

@Dovenpeis exactly it was important and by your wild claims all the sacrifices made by the other allies are in vein ? what about the bombing of the german war industry by thousands of allied airplanes but i guess that didnt help iether ? crippling the german war machine.. what about the battle of brittain ? huge chunks of the luftwaffe were destroyed. therefore the need of a Presence of an army was still needed keeping the full might of the german army spread.

[Dovenpeis]

The Battle of Britain was of little military value in itself. Britain was not at all able to invade the continent anyhow. And the bombing campaign did not have a noticeable effect on German war production until the last year of the war, when Germany was already beaten by the Soviets.

Initially important means it was by no means important to the overall victory. The overall victory was an overall Soviet achievement. A fact which clearly has been toned down and virtually ignored in the west.

[raginroadrunner]

Had the odds been even..man for man, bullet for bullet, airplane for airplane ship for ship, resources etc...none of us combined could have defeated Germany. As it turned out...as slanted as it was...we dammed near didn't get it done anyway. The German Army was the best commanded and motivated military in history. I didn't say I agree with them, although I understand why they did what they did. We learned so much from them that we all use today in our everyday lives.

[Dovenpeis]

@raginroadrunner

No, the Soviets actually beat the Germans virtually by themselves. By the time you pansies decided to get off each other's asses and show up, the Soviets had basically won the war by themselves. By D-day it clearly was just a matter of time before the Soviets reached Berlin. So the high quality of the German army turned out to mean jack shit. In military matters quantity is always better than quality. The piece of shit Sherman is a good example here.

[Raafje84]

@Dovenpeis The USA supplied the USSR with 6,430 planes, 3,734 tanks, 104 ships and boats, 210,000 autos, 3,000 anti-aircraft guns, 245,000 field telephones, steel and five million tons of food. This was enough to feed an army of 12 million every day of the war. Britain supplied 5,800 planes, 4,292 tanks, and 12 minesweepers. Canada supplied 1,188 tanks, 842 armoured cars, nearly one million shells, and 208,000 tons of wheat and flour. 427,000 out of 665,000 vehicles were of western origin Ty.

[Dovenpeis]

@Raafje84

You are forgetting that the Soviet Union was an industrial powerhouse. The lend-lease program accounted for no more than 5% of Soviet-produced material, and was for the most part outdated and inferior to German and Soviet make. The food was at no point sufficient to feed more than 1.5 % of the population (0.8% in 1942). The numbers in the lend-lease program are impressive in itself, but in reality it was only a small contribution. Although it was initially important.

[raginroadrunner]

Yes..in part they did hold off the Nazis...but with only the assistance of the US and its Lend Lease program...they knew their task would prove impossible without American equipment..notably the 'STUDEBAKER" MILITARY TRUCK....amoung other things. And Genral Patton asked for 300.000 gallons of gasoline. He said he could start a war with Russia and be in Moscow in 30 days when the Nazis surrendered. He was denied because everyone knew ...he would have whipped the Russians asses in 30 days flat.

[Dovenpeis]

Cut the crap! The Soviets did not just hold them off, they actually beat them in a series of decisive victories long before you pansies decided to get off each other's asses and show up. You cannot take credit for the Soviet victory by virtue of exporting a truck! Even though it initially was a vital contribution during the surprise attack, the Soviets produced their own hardware and was soon out producing Germany and introducing successful countermeasures to German weapon technology (T-34).

[Dovenpeis]

@raginroadrunner

The bombing you are portraying as a decisive US campaign was actually more of a morale booster, and had little or no military value until the last year of the war when the Nazis was already defeated (by the Soviets).

[raginroadrunner]

The B-2 American bomber rendered them helpless. The lose submarine crews in120 feet of water. t goes on and on. They cannot produce and refine crude oil without American know how. Their field artillery pieces still use wooden wheels. Their submarines are so loud, an idiot could find them. They have cut up their Typhoon class subs for scrap iron. They're screwed.

[Dovenpeis]

@raginroadrunner

Changing the subject to trivialities is a clear indication of a poor stance. The key issue is that the US would not have had a chance in hell to launch a successful invasion without the Soviets' breaking the back of the Nazi war machine, while drunk. Which is a clear evidence of these drunken motherfuckers proven capabilities, and that you should rightfully fear them.

[raginroadrunner]

They did not defeat the Nazis..the Russian winter did that for them...

[Dovenpeis]

@raginroadrunner

The Soviets clearly defeated the Nazis on the battlefield in a series of decisive victories. When you you pansies decided to get off each other's asses and show up, the Nazi war machine had already broken its back trying to take on the Soviets. So you should rightfully fear these drunken motherfuckers.

[mydejavooo1]

Sad

[raginroadrunner]

And we are to fear these drunken mutherfuckers????for what??... shooting puke at us...Bullshit...

[Dovenpeis]

@raginroadrunner

They had already broken the Nazis while drunk when you pansies decided to get off each other's asses and show up. So you should rightfully fear these drunken motherfuckers.

[120jack920]

dude bikes are 10 times harder to ride if your drunk

[ottoerotika666]

That's how baby bikes get made!

[rikthallen]

bra att ni sprang fram ock hjälpte honom från vägen innan någon bil körde över den stackaren bra jobbat

[Sistachansen]

whats the name of this song?=D ithink its really great !!!!!11