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  • You actually have the DEVIL WORSHIPER say @ 4:15 DO YOUR RESEARCH Yet YOU DIDN'T DO YOURS?

    Here is a FACT that anyone that does ANY research into this would quickly find.

    The concept of an All Evil deity didn't begin until the 6th Century BC with Zoroasterism!

    However Theistic Satanism goes back further because the figure that was Demonized by the Christian's was some believe ENKI the Sumerian Anunnaki!

    However the idea of an EVIL God is CHRISTIAN!

    LMFAO

  • @MrGoodNKinky Broadly speaking, one could say that the figure of Satan is a composite of several different deities, such as Baal, Angra Manyu, Pan, Enki, and probably others, combined with some original Christian inventions. This entity, whatever its origins, can be worshipped by a person living today, and that person would be, by definition, a devil-worshipper. So it's not necessarily the same thing as an Enki-worshipper from ancient times.

  • @MrGoodNKinky acctualy its persian. they have influenced jews to invent ''satan'' and christians inherited that from jews.

  • Actually Devil Worship is Reverse Christianity.

    Theistic Satanism is about the beliefs in the ancient Gods (IE The Sumerian Deities) that Predate the Israelite stolen bullshit Canaanite deities!

    LMFAO

  • @MrGoodNKinky No, I think those would be called Semetic Neopagans.

  • @ShawnRavenfire

    You are simply Wrong since I know the Founder of a Theistic Satanist Church!

    A Reverse Christian is a retard because they are simpoly taking the Bullshit of Christianity and making it their God.

    Not realizing in the entire Christian bible this Satan / Devil never did a Damn thing Evil. He only acted as the Strong arm of the God in Job.

    ALL cases of someone Causing Evil, Sending Evil and so forth was the GOD!

    Look it up!

    Educate yourself this video is simply ignorance talking!

  • @ShawnRavenfire

    You are also possibly running on the Bullshit of the ONA which was founded by a Known Terrorist and now Radical Muslim! David Myatt!

    Only a Tard would look at the bullshit he spewed and think it is anything but stupid dribble!

  • @MrGoodNKinky There is not one "official" set of beliefs associated with the term "Theistic Satanism."  The term simply refers to ANY religion calling itself "satanic," which acknowledges the existence of a god. This includes Devil-Worshipers and Reverse Christians. Is any of this belief logical or reasonable, or based in historical accuracy? Probably not, but there are people who believe in and practice this sort of thing.

  • @ShawnRavenfire

    A Theistic Satanist Is someone that believes in Satan as a Deity but Doesn't buy into the Christian based Propaganda!

    Must I bring the FOUNDER of Theistic Satanism in this to totally PWN you?

    Must I make a video with Tom Blackwood detailing how you do not know what you are babbling about?

    Historical evidence of the Ancient Sumerian's is the Basis of Theistic Satanism since that is where the stories of the Gods began!

    Reverse Christianity is riding the coat hells of Christianity

  • @ShawnRavenfire

    To base ones ideas on Ignorance and Propaganda not Fact is simply Lazy!

    All one must do to know the Truth is Research the Subject and look at the Evidence!

    Reverse Christianity ASSUMES the bullshit of Christianity is real.

    It NEEDS Christianity in order to exist itself!

    This makes it a COPYCAT religion not one that has any basis in itself!

    If You want to be a COPYCAT well that is your choice but that is fucking retarded!

    Educate yourself Learn the TRUTH!

    THERE IS NO GOD!

  • @MrGoodNKinky I'm not saying that Reverse Christianity is "right." I'm just saying it "exists." The fact that it's copycat doesn't change the fact that there are folks out there in the world who are like this, and my videos are designed to show just how much of a wide variety of idiots exist. Or would you rather I made videos representing the world as having nothing but intelligent people in it?

  • @ShawnRavenfire

    Reverse Christianity / Devil Worship is NOT Theistic Satanism!

    Only a RETARD that doesn't know how to do Actual RESEARCH not spout PROPAGANDA would make such a claim!

    Your Video is Stupidity by someone that can't actually Do RESEARCH on a subject before trying to act like a fucking expert!

    Then when someone finds this shit and points out how you are Ignorant and full of shit you want to act like YOU KNOW IT ALL!

    When You have NO FUCKING CLUE when any of this began!

  • @ShawnRavenfire

    I regularly Bitchslap stupid Reverse Christian's with the EXACT SAME stupid bullshit from the Christian bible that I nail Christian's on!

    Do you SERIOUSLY think anyone actually this YES I WANT TO BURN FOREVER IN FIRE!

    Do you SERIOUSLY think someone looks at that and goes WOOHOO PARADISE!

    Are you that fucking Stupid?

    Fucking think about it!

  • LOL, both these people are retards.

  • On the question of god I'm an atheist. Religiously I'm a satanist. And philosophically I'm a nihilist.

  • @timmyjunior1 I think Nihilism implies Atheism as one of it's inherent aspects.

  • theistic satanists would never harm animals or do any sacrificing, only crazy psycho "anti-christ worshippers". but i understand it was for entertainment purposes for the video. still funny :P

  • devil worshiper/theistic satanist wins.

  • Jeez, the animal sacrifice thing... I mean, I guess if it was their goat... otherwise, anything breaking the law is really not helping their religion out any.

  • Satan doesn't mean Devil, nether does Lucifer. In English "Devil" means devil. If you worship the devil of a specific religion you are a devil worshiper by any other name. And if you worship a DEITY that others CALL a devil AS your GOD then you are worshiping your GOD!!!!! If you don't believe in deities your an atheist. If you believe there is a god, but you do not "know" "him" then you are agnostic.

    P.S. I'm a Therian, so cluster-fuck you.

  • LMAO! 3D animation of Gwen Stefani VS. Stacy Keach as Mike Hammer debating satanism.

  • Yes, indeed, spiritual Satanism is foolish. for of Satan exists, Heaven does too. But I am a LaVeyan Satanist.

  • LOL we have reached a breakthrough, apparently she said he's a Satanist and she's a Satinist, so she worships Satin, I like satin sheets so hey, maybe I'm a satinist. (i know its just the microsoft sam bit- btw how do they get the multi-voices etc in that?)

  • this guy is GOOD. It's like covering all my interest in these vids here

  • Make more movieeees!!!!

  • You fucking idiots. You might as well go preaching with Jehovas Witnesses from door to door if you actually believe some supernatural deity floats around and demands goat sacrifices. Holy shit i'm disappointed.

  • Yeah, I think LaVeyan Satanism is pretty much Theistic Satanism, but it also represents the worship of yourself as a God as well as Satan/Lucifer himself. Any way, a Satanist IS a Satanist, and Satanism is Satanism. The point I'm trying to make, any religion based on Satan/Lucifer is Satanism. Therefore, LaVeyan Satanism is more spiritually advanced. That makes perfect sense to ME.

  • She is still an atheist though.

    Atheist= A person who does not believe in God.

    Btw, whats the point of being a satanist, if your only point is to reject theism? Why not just be anti-theist?

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  • @gulbirk Atheism is just one small aspect of (LaVeyan) Satanism. And it isn't even across the board, some don't feel that way. And rejecting theism is hardly the 'only point'. Don't base your education off of half-ass 6 minute youtube videos... Go read TSB if you really want to know what it's about, or even easier (as I know you won't actually go buy TSB) google: "The Nine Satanic Statements", "The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth" or "The Nine Satanic Sins". This is the core of Satanism.

  • @SatansPath666 True, there are other beliefs and practices involved in Laveyanism, but most Laveyans I've met seem to be focused primarily on the rejection of what they perceive as conventional religion (i.e. Christianity), whereas other non-theistic religions (such as Scientology or Buddhism) have the primary focus on the things they do believe in, rather than what they don't. Again, that's just based on my experience.

  • @gulbirk Technically in Satanism every person is their own god so they aren't atheists, just egoists.

  • Only problem is that the Satanist (Not Laveyan) Says "Do you believe in God?" "No" "Then your an Atheist" For one, someone can worship a another deity, other then the christian god. And Atheists can also have religions, Atheism is just a standpoint. Other then that, This video is true.

  • @2013Epsilon Not necessarily. He didn't as "Do you believe in the Christian God?" He just said "god," which could be anything, and she answered "no."

  • Hail Satan

  • Laveyans are real fucking retards and this movie portraits it very well!

  • i believe most of us who see the dark side of religion or reject religion are actually on both sides of this. I completely reject religion though if the christians are correct I would still side with lucifer, the judo christian god is a self worshiper and lucifer on tried to expand knowledge... so if you are one you probably have views of both. - Sam.

  • @Renturd Well the thing is you don't exactly "base your life" on Satanism, because it's not like you have to go out of your normal way of thinking to be a Satanist. As they say, you're born a Satanist, not made into one. People misunderstand pretty much everything about me (I'm a total rebel kid y'know) so Satanism isn't really a huge leap for me. I also love it when innocent little Christians and Muslims are like "you worship the the devil" whenever they see a pentagram on someone's shirt lol.

  • @Renturd I see what you're saying, but obviously symbolism is going to go beyond the actual definition of the physical/literal thing itself. Satan is a very loosely defined term, and reading the definition of it out of a book is not the final word. Even in Christianity/Islam/Judaism, REALISTICALLY, Satan is just a symbol/personification. They don't think so, but they believe in a magic man in the sky so I don't think their story book really gets the copyright to what God or Satan is.

  • @Renturd Well if that's what you think then cool stuff, but it's not going to take away the symbolic value of the name 'Satan'. There are people who worship Satan as a deity so I don't see what you mean by "there are NO real Satanists in the world". It sounds like your definition of Satan is the red guy with horns or something.

  • @Renturd I see someone hasn't done their research. So if Atheistic Satanists (LaVeyans) aren't Satanists and Theistic Satanists aren't Satanists, then who the fuck is? I'll agree, a lot of Satanists (LaVeyans) are just a bunch of idiots who dress like failed goths and want to piss their parents off, but true Satanism is a very logical philosophy. I'm assuming you haven't read the Satanic Bible, and if so I suggest you do so before commenting on behalf of EVERY Satanist.

  • lmfao, dis shit is hilarious...

  • @Spoonzz13 i'd agree. you see i wouldn't consider myself a satanist even though i'm with the LaVeyan philosophy for this very reason, because theistic is just the same as inverted xianity, and i don't submit to another deity, i can't call myself a follower of satan. therefore i'd prefer the term a "self-worshiper" before i'd take the satanist label. or, much more simply put - I AM SATAN.

  • This particular video is so fucking bad, that it's actually pretty damn good!

  • LOL What is that little robot chick wearing LOL

  • Interesting. But if you've actually read Lavey, he disliked the use of the word "Warlock" as well, as opposed to male witch, and cited this reason in his writing--the original etymology of the word as meaning "traitor."

  • This is really funny, but the conversation demostrates how this is really a philosophical issue (semiotics) and not anything near a theological one. Great work here!

  • LaVey

  • LeVayan and LOVING IT!

  • Hell..arious!!!

    

  • A Norse Pagan did that? FUCK YEAH. There were satan worshipers supporting it

  • @UndeadClown95 Norse pagan alright! Not all norwegian individuals involved in the church burnings were satanists. In fact Varg is a pagan and never was satanist and so on. Just a small portion of the people in metal are really into satan and that is most of the time not 100% serious. Dissection, Watain, Aosoth, Ghost, The Devil s Blood, Craft, Hour of 13 are satanists and they never burned down churches. Why Because for the most part they re theistic satanists.

  • I found this extremely amusing.

  • @Jayhawkblue Thanks.  :-)

  • that girls is stupidest satanist EVER! nor do theistic satanists worship the devil because devil do not fucking demand worship according to judeo christian lore. satan is an anarchist! he wants us to be equal with god(s) READ GENESIS! everyone who was blamed to be a devil worshiper considered own selves as usual pagans that worship true god(s) not a dark force or something.

    but the way classical definition of the word atheist (atheos) is WITHOUT GOD and therefore every satanist is an atheist!

  • @insanewarlock666 True, in the ancient tongue, atheism means without god, but in the contemporary vernacular, athism is generally understood to mean "not believing in the existence of god." As for the specifics on devil-worshippers, there are several different opinions and practices out there.

  • @ShawnRavenfire ancient? NO even now people use the word atheist do describe pagans! however I consider myself as an atheist who does not believe in any kind of supernatural dimension (as most atheist do now a days)

    and I'm a satanist too, I think is god and satan exist it would be much better to chose satanst side :)

  • Best video ever

  • LOL! VARG VIKERNES REFERENCE!

  • @ScreamingBloodyGore Varg wasn't the only BM dude who burned churches, he was just the most notorious.

  • The man in this isn't a satanist, he's a devil worshiper or a "backwards Christian"

  • most of theists represent witch practices and old nature crafts which more includes worshiping of nature god..and laveyn are atheist who does not believe in god and as per the laveyn's writings they worship devil as god as the most powerful being...

  • these both satanists are going sick..more incorrect means not such specific..

  • Both Satanists are ridiculous. The theistic one picks and chooses which parts of the bible he wants to believe in, while the other one is just an atheist with naming convention problems.

  • @malesinglechristian You are brainwashed by Christianity. Father Satan and his demons don't require sacrifices. That is your god that does look in the old testament the jews were always sacrificing animals and people to jehovah. Christians don't like to be reminded that before their Jesus came along sacrifices were required to appease your so called god. So jehovah is way more bloodthirsty than Father Satan ever was.for any rituals that require blood i can use my own.

  • @juliajugs ran out of room so I couldn't finish last thougt. As far as blood goes The Demons are content with me using my own blood I don't need to slaughter animals or people. by the way since Father Satan isn't evil he doesn't need sacrifices. Soneone who is uneasy about using their own blood in demon rituals could use something other than blood as offering.

  • tampering in the occult is like tampering with demons i dont geti n volved alls i do is know about there nature and there brainwashing tecniques as well as what there masters over them every single one is the same way all to lure you away from God get satanist to start reading the bible who believes in these things and they well get nothing but bad luck as they sad bad karma comming there way.

  • this debate is SO classic - its so typical of EVERY SINGLE interaction between a theist/atheist in satanism.

  • This made me laugh. Thumbs up.

  • oh god how i hate LaVeyan "satanists". this vid is pretty accurate to what they claim

  • Funny...even funnier if/when you retards pass on that you find out its all real and the "real" Satan get s to ass fuck each of you with a molten poker.

  • one point I thing is wrong is that most Theistic Satanists do not practice animal sacrifice. There are some that do , mind you, but for the most part they don't.

  • @juliajugs Yeah, the majority don't.  But I wanted to show a "hardcore" Satanist, to be a better antithesis to the LaVeyan.

  • @juliajugs correction there are satanists who do animal sacrifies and if you didnt do your research also human sacrifices as the blood of virgins. Atonement to there god who is the unknown. These satanist practice dark magic which is considered black witches and they serve there over lord what ever name they go and in favor he grants them dark powers to like shut doors behind them how ever is it them doing this stuff or is it demons who follow them who got the right for entry?

  • hahahahaha awesome thank you

  • Too many types of Satanism >.< and too many people wanting to become a Satanism to be "cool"

  • @WhtieRiderProduction  Satanist* apologies

  • This is really funny. I am a LaVeyan/Luciferian/Theistic Satanist. That may make no sense to you only because your not as mad as I am. lol

  • "That's called Atheism. You retard."

  • lol funny video. 

  • so lemme ask this serious question: Do theistic satanists really want to bring hell to everyone? for example, slaugther goats, and go kill people or torture them? what is their basic purpose i guess? to be evil and spread evil?

  • @tharwpoop That depends on the specific denomination. (Luciferian, JOS, Brother Nero, etc.). I focus here on a generalization of a "Reverse Christian," which isn't so much about "spreading" evil, as it is allying itself with a higher power they find more agreeable to their interests. Maybe this means removing the punishement/reward system based on blind obedience. For some, it might even mean greater wealth or power in this life. But again, it would depend on which specific sect.

  • 100% correct! Fucking hypocrite atheists. They blame us Christians to be hypocrites but in fact you are the hypocrites who claim they are Satanists though they are simple atheists... regardless the fact that LaVey was an atheist only publicly.

  • guess i would be a laveyan. don't believe some old man is sat on a cloud, waving a magic wand. and if i did, i don't think i'd be stupid enough to disagree with it...with myself. lulz.

    so a theistic satanist ist really just a non-conformist christian?

  • atheism is not what is described in the video... it is the rejection of the belief in god/gods... it does have anything to do with imposed morality or sexual conventions... you can be an idiot atheist and still believe in all that shit.

    LaVeyan Satanism is symbolic, and theistic is... well... theistic.

    Satanism is defined by both.

    They both have to do with satan, and LaVeyan Satanism was inspired by Satan/Lucifer as described in the bible so i believe it has the right to be called Satanism.

  • This is excellent.

    Lylusay Tateros Volt Sids Lucifer!

    Praise Darkness!

  • @Spoonzz13

    i like to split them up, half spiritual, more carnal. Also Im a thelemite too. thelema is interesting becuase its just like satanism, only the symbol of pleasure and happiness is aiwass, which also translates to lucifer...

    Im still on a learning journey.

  • @Spoonzz13 Well yeah becuase we actualy beleive in god and the Satan... I became a satanist becuase Gods a bitch becuase he sent Lucifer to hell becuase he would not bow to god, so then he gave him the name Satan... So theistic satanist deserve to call thereselves a TRUE SATANIST... Laveyan's do not deserve to.

  • hahaha that laveyan got pwned

  • LOL HAHAHa Efing funny...

  • I laughed so hard watching this. Good job!!!

  • I'm a LaVeyan satanist i don't think I'm evil, I don't wear black or listen to heavy metal... When I came across the problems of turning down Christianity i found LeVayan Satanism... I take it as a branch of atheism...

  • Pretty funny...but in the end the COS has exalted the name of Satan and they do celebrate life in His name,so I'm certain Satan approves of them.However,Satan is real and to say He is a symbol is disparaging Him to a degree.

  • @Alexandernero666 rule #1 Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked

  • it is true that devil worship, black magick and other practices of Theistic Satanism are centuries old, however most evidence proves that allegations of ritual crimes were invented by Christians in order to carry out the witch hunts and the inquisition. The has never been any evidence that links any Satanists to ritual crimes in the past 300 years.

  • @Pipes570

    how true

  • satanism began laveyan...mixed up by angsty teens and is now also used for lucifarianism, but isn't the same...devil worshipers are lucifarians, not satanists...lucifarian is closer to christianity.

  • some shitty representation of a laveyan satanist -.-

  • I highly recommend it sweetmon89, it's worked well for Me for the past 5 years.

  • it's funny cause LaVeyan Satanists are really THAT stupid when you're trying to explain the reality of Satanism to them.

  • lucifer had giant balls.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA "Well, what am I then? A fucking hologram?"

    Did anybody get the reference to Varg Vikernes?

  • This is funny as shit. But, LaVeyan was not explained properly.

  • XD Im really thinking on Theistic Satanism...seems to match me

  • @Sweetmon89: Satan doesn't exist, kid.

  • Laveyan got OWNED!

  • there is no such thing as hell! you should know that if you research all the proof out there and facts on so called hell and the origin of it. watch a doco called the history of the devil. pretty good explanation. \m/

  • This is fucking funny as hell. All of them are hilarious. Good job Shawnmcghee.

  • LOL, great vid :D

  • lol!! this was funny

  • Theistic Satanists, please join my group

  • People come on. Good Vs. Evil styles of Religion has been around since the Babylonians wrote about Gilgamesh thousands of years ago. These so called, "I am my own God" just started 50 years ago. Laveyan's simply stole the religious concept of satan and called it their own. Go get your own religion and stop stealing from ours.

  • @ prochaotic - Well said!

  • "Satan" means "Aversary, Opposer, Enemy." It is a title. The character Lucifer was given this title after his rebellion. Everything that goes against xtianity has been titled "Satanic." "Satanist" works the same way.

    There are Satans in every religion. Demon worship is the inversion of xtian faith (worship/respect a higher being to save your soul!) It's reverse xtianity. Leaving one master just to be enslaved by another is not Satanic. Pride and suitheism is the most severe Satanic practice.

  • The other idiotic thing about theistic "satanism" is that it uses the same "good and evil" concept as christianity and just gives Lucifer the "good guy badge." It's just side-taking. Lucifer wasn't the all moral saviour of mankind. He did what Satanists do: Rebel out of his own selfish pride, not for anyone's salvation. Exalting him as our god will just repeat the scenario all over again.

    The true Satanist takes his own side and has no concept of good and evil just to deem himself "good".

  • That is one perspective. However, if someone chooses to turn themselves over to a higher power (whether or not you agree with their reasons), choosing to worship Lucifer/Satan as a specific entity is just as valid as any other deity. So what else would you call them other than "Satanists?" I suppose it could be considered ironic to stay loyal to someone famous for disloyalty. But no more ironic than Christianity, a religion disturbingly similar to the Pharisees which Jesus rebelled against.

  • I would call them Judeo-Christians with inverted beleifs. Because it really is just buying into the judeo-christian mythology, and christ's teachings, but just going with the other guy.

  • The hell is this lol

  • that was so funny. lol

  • Hail Satan, Hail Thyself

  • Ok i am so fucking confused now, ugh, i am a satanist but i dont bleve he us the "darklord" the dude on the right sais but i also dissagree with some of the things both of them said. I am confused please can some one tell me EVRYTHING i mean EVRYTHING please reply and send me a pm

  • As I understand it, there's The First Satanic Church, The Church of Satan, The Cathedral of the Black Goat, The Joy of Satan, The Temple of Set, The Order of Nine Angels, The Children of the Black Rose, The Church of Lucifer, and Brother Nero. Those are the ones I know of, which are all "loosely" grouped together under the umbrella-category "Satanism." The first two I mentioned are Laveyan, and for the most part atheistic. The rest are theistic, but the specifics range all over the place.

  • Obviously. He wouldn't worship Satan, if he didn't see him as a positive.

    There are actually several different versions of Theistic Satanism. This character is a portrayal of a sort of amagamation of all of them.

  • lol

  • the information provided in this is incorrect.

  • Could you be more specific? This isn't a true/false test.

  • @madzap74

    What is incorrect? That's stupid to say the video is incorrect but not mention what specifically you think is incorrect.

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  • hail satan, hail thyself

  • um God didnt throw Satan into hell, but to earth...

  • Good correction. Thanks.

  • well it could be different in the satanic bible, but thats what it says in the christian bible i know

  • @MrKylehass whats the difference?

  • @tharwpoop idk never been to hell, but earth isnt bad all the time

  • theistic wins at 4:40

  • Lol this shit was hella funny. The real Satanist owned the bitch.

  • Warlocks?

    I'll have to give it up to the theistic one...

  • im a laveyan satanist and this was pretty fucking funny.

  • @killacam206ickxxx right lol

  • So, is this pro theistic satanism or pro Laveyan satanism?

  • Unlike a lot of Youtubers, I don't take a "pro" or "anti" position. I just rip on people.

  • And that is why you rule!

    Great video!!!

    Venger

  • @wretchedspawn118 It'd strike me as more Pro-Theistic.

  • lol, the laveyan satanist is a ho

  • this is pretty funny! Warlock?!

  • I'm going to go so far as to say that a "religion" that is less than a century old doesn't hold as much claim over the word satanist as those who actually worship Satan, Lucifer, ect...

    It's kind of like a group of murderers coming along and saying we're doctors to a group of doctors and Then explaining that the doctors can't be real doctors because the murderers are now laying claim to the word.

  • Or maybe it's more like a group of people invade a country filled with people and then suddenly act like the people who were already there have absolutely no right to be there even though they were there first.

    Maybe that's the point but you really can't blame wirshippers of satan for argueing thier case.

  • i see your point but the reason the word satan is used by laveyan's is because it means "the oposer" we apose religion

  • @yourmaster100

    You oppose religion, with a religion claiming to be anti-religious. If you disagree, why is it you have a Church, a "Satanic Bible" and a moral code, all member's of your anti-faith should try to adhere too? You sir/mam, and all others in your clique, are the pure embodiment of hypocrisy, second only to xianity itself.

    I am a Theistic Satanist, though i prefer to be called a Luciferian in honor of Father's less offensive title, and due to other specific belief's.

  • thing is I completly agree with theistic satanism... I just can't see how cretionism is posible. If i did belive in creationism I would chose theistic satanism because quite frankly the god of the bible is an ass.

  • I'm sure you would find SOME thing's to disagree with, but if you're truelly interested in Theistic Satanism, I'm willing to teach what I know. I'm defenitly not a professional, but in a faith where the ultimate goal is to discover your own truth, you really can't call anyone a "Professional Theistic Satanist"

  • alright i'll give it a go. but later cause in my time zone its 22:06 and i'm dead tired.

  • this would be much better with real voice acting but a great argument

  • Not bad, though you really should've given the LaVeyan a few shots at the Theistic Satanist.

    Like, if you believe in the Judeo-Christian God, then why miss out on that totally sweet deal?

    Or, even if it's better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven... is it really better to serve in hell than to serve in heaven?

    Or, if you're on Satan's side... how's that struggle for the conquest of heaven coming? How do you like your chances?

  • Those are good ones. :-)

  • You, my friend are a complete dumbass.

    Satan is a blasphemous term used for our father, Enki. I don't quite like to use it at all. And, heaven is nothing but a thoughtform to me, a thoughtform with evil and dark energy that the bastards feed upon.

    Hell isn't real, it's a Chakra, dumbass.

    It's in the base of the spine, also used to rise the Kundalini, which is a serpent-like energy that runs up your spine, activating all your chakras.. Once fully activated, it feel like it's unbearable heat.

  • And the struggle for the conquest of heaven is almost over, dude. Don't you see? We're ending the age of the bastard Yahweh, who was stupid enough to split his soul into 3 parts.. (Father, son, holy spirit) in order to enjoy his luxeries. The angels you love so much are actually very, very weak..

    The end of Capricorn (The age we are in, I believe) is the age of Aquarius, where Enki takes over again. The conquest for the filth you try to protect will be over. Yahweh will fall!

  • Interesting perspective. :-) Although, to correct you, it's my understanding that we're in the Age of Picies (the precession of equinoxes moves in reverse to the annual zodiac). I may be mistaken, though.

  • xD I knew it was something like that. ;3 Btw, my replies were to Baron Grackle

  • RomanticCrusader...U with the Joy of Satan by any chance? Generally talking about he age of aquarius, Satan=Enki or Ea, kundalini yoga and chakra meditation it's a tell tell sign they're with the JOS. Just wonderin lol

    -Also a spiritual Satanist...of sorts

  • I am from JOS, but I don't use the site anymore. The HP's have became mystical, less logical. Everything in our religion can be explained through logic and science, they seem to walk away from that.. They care more about mysticism than the truths nowadays..

    And the site hides SO much information, and the overuse of "Satan" angers me.

  • Ahh, I'm an ex-JOS member myself so that's why I asked. I'm still on their website, but Maxine blocks roughly 50% of what I post because she doesn't like it lol. I'm honestly suprised I haven't been added to the ever growing "ban list" by now.

    I agree though, it seems like at one point in time they may have had a point but the group has seriously devolved into nothing but a den for people to come and blame all the world's problems on the jews.

  • Absolutely correct. I don't even use the site anymore, I'd rather get the information from friends and demons. Much, much more reliable. She blocks ALL my posts nowadays, even if I reply to someone.. Maxine is.. weird now. >>

  • Wow. Just. Wow. How were these truths revealed to you? Beatific visions?

    It must be frustrating, too, I guess. I mean, to know that the entity you worship can be totally p*wned by "very, very weak" little angels. Considering that the forces of Enki haven't taken over heaven yet.

    But more seriously, do you believe Yahweh is trying to trick us? Was that Trinity (so he could enjoy the luxury of cruxifixion) a way take advantage of us? Do you have a website?