Mako goes apeshit - Flying Mako - Mass Effect Pc

[DemonHunter197]

ASSUMING CONTROL

[SinDawg030]

Seriously, I have seen pretty much every crazy thing the Mako can do and this just goes beyond my darkest nightmares. Just how the flying fuck did you manage to break the Mako so comprehensively?!

[TatsuZZmage]

ive done something like this in the halo warthog when on of the wheels got stuck in the ground.

[paroqawai]

Wait, what's so special about this video? That's just the usual Mako physics!

[OrionoftheStar]

Commander Shepard. First man in the galaxy to make a Krogan vomit without using drugs or violence.

The only reason he wasn't given a restraining order to keep him away from anything with a steering wheel was because you can't put restraining orders on Spectres.

The current plan to defeat the Reapers is to let Commander Shepard drive one.

[ImBoredToo]

Just had this happen to me on Metgos after the Geth ambush.

[naierer]

@ImBoredToo oh my god same here

[000Elysium000]

This happened to me earlier, in almost the exact same place. I got back into the MAKO after a bit of shooting fun, and it behaved as though the whole suspension had gone. Then it flipped about for a while like in this video, and eventually blew up about 100m above the ground. That planet is very glitchy. The lava textures were plain black at first. I had to delete a couple of files to sort it out.

[XestaStudios]

..What the balls

[Voyd211]

I can hear Yukari laughing and Chiyo screaming...

[Shakduhn]

I was laughing so hard I cried when playing the DLC "Lair of the shadow-broker" on Mass Effect 2, because you get to drive a hover-vehicle with liara, and she is screaming at your insane driving.

After the chase sequence is over, what are the first words out of her mouth? "Still better than the Mako"

[afiler34]

That just happened to me. What the heck; now I have to go back to an earlier save.

[naierer]

I can still hear the geth shooting at you xD

[IllusiveShepard]

I think there was a CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE a long time ago. 1:07

[LieutenantAshler]

I Laughed so hard I cried.

[stephenrodgers1000]

assuming direct control

[GhostSnake]

"You cannot exit the Mako unless it is parked on level terrain"

Thanks for the advice

[mjcullen108]

I can only imagine what the geth are thinking when they see this.

[8monoxxx]

ASSUMING CONTROL OF YOUR HYDRALUICS

[rkt739]

Those invisible thresher maws are PRETTY NASTY.

[jamesdeth]

Satan take the wheel....

[chanze555]

Holy shit! 1:04 You escaped death!

[DemonHunter197]

This is what happens when you let Jack drive.

[Aeshir2]

Critical mission failure: NO SHIT.

[Aeshir2]

THIS IS WHY THERE ARE NO HYDRAULICS IN SPASE.

[chiconspiracy]

Women drivers....

LOL "you cannot exit the mako unless it is parked on level terrain.

[tomboi115]

well the dam thingt still handles better than the vehicles in crysis what with all the dangerously open roads

[spatzist]

I'd shit my pants if I were trapped in that thing.

On another note, I had something similar happen in GTA: San Andreas. I think it involved starting the makeout animation in multiplayer, then getting into a car before it finished. Would cause you to fly all over the place, randomly getting jostled around by thin air. Kind of an alarming result, considering all I wanted to do was escape my friends creepy, headless advances (multiplayer katana fights respawn glitch. Hilarious, but disturbing).

[Linkforlife199]

So this is what happens when you let Sovereign take control of the Mako ... it goes absolutely beserk.

[AceSPG]

ASSUMING CONTROL

[bpeterdude316]

In the future we will be able to spin around in the air aimlessly while on fire :D



[xTideManx]

so i got three guesses. 1) you almost romanced jack and then went for miranda instead and she is sitting up in a mountain somewhere venting. 2) wrex finally found a fertile female and is letting off generations of sexual frustration. 3) you ran over a grain of sand in the mako.

[Garrus567]

I'm speechless

[ScorchAlec49462]

0:36 WATCH OUT FOR THE FIREY LAVA!! :O lol

[TheBadShaman]

00:21 BARREL ROLL X3

[99thredballoon]

I see they locked Jack in the Mako, again.

[Luisin88]

ouch you can hear the bumps of the poor souls inside.

[BlaineKodos]

The saddest part is that this looks just like how driving the Mako feels.

[Yateist]

"You cannot exit the Mako unless it is parked on level terrain."

Loved that.

[chk428]

If I was working for bioware in quality control none of this shit would happen.

[Sphoxros]

I think someones PhysX went bonkers! an decided to run its own tests/Demo's!

[Acceptall]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

[Mcree114]

Taking direct control of this form! Shepard, I know you feel this!

[BeyondLame]

its what happens when you put nitrus in it

[paralysekid]

i think you died in the end

[11Flika11]

hahahahahah!



[TBrius88]

THIS HURTS YOU...

[splitsticks]

damnit who pissed in the element zero again?

[mitchellman12345]

FISSION MALED

[SaraAllisonPrince]

theres a parking boot on it duh

[FsDxRAGE]

Tali put a Tantalus drive core in there...

[mzh3000]

HAX!

[mzh3000]

Kid`s this is why you don`t play around with mass effect generators.

[StrawberryRaptor]

Still more fun then the hammerhead.

[xXSoulessniperXx]

DAMN IT TALI, DRIVE STRAIGHT!!!!

[Desregaurd]

God: Bet they'll never see this sh*t coming.

[SelphieLeonhart]

Everyone is always whining at Garrus about his Calibrations. "Garrus we never talk anymore, all you do is calibrate." "Garrus, we never go anyplace nice because you're too busy with calibrations." "Garrus, last night you said 'calibrations' instead of my name." Well this, ladies and gentlemen, is the kind of shit that happens what happens when Garrus doesn't calibrate. LET THE MAN CALIBRATE.

[Deathseeker214]

@SelphieLeonhart Im going to name one of my children after you.

[Troubleshooter11]

@SelphieLeonhart LMAO XD

[Rezuri09]

@SelphieLeonhart Thank you for that.

[STHStuff]

@SelphieLeonhart That is easily the best comment I've ever seen on a video. *applause*

[LilSayo]

UNLEASH THE MAKO FURY

[adobo777]

well someone fucked with the mass effect generator

[mattakudesu]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS THEE!

[Clatterzz]

This is what happens when you have the sex scene in the mako.

[Parsefone]

@Clatterzz I had reach, she had flexibility, the Mako had a mass effect field.

[reaver2313]

It need's a weebl song.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhha­hhahahhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhahaeh­ehehehhaaaahhh"

[MentalSentinel]

E = mc^3

[padawanman3000]

DO A BARREL ROLL

[DubyaTeeEff]

You cannot exit the Mako unless it is parked on level terrain.

[Vicster200]

It's the fun new ride at Walt Disney World!!

I like how it's playing the "Death" music before the critical mission failure screen comes up.

[otherjoe1234]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!

[samusara4life]

"Commander Sheppard speaking. Please feel free to take off your seat belts and enjoy the ride"

[Apoc2K]

It was Krogan mating season. Not a pretty sight. Kaidan will live on in our hearts.

[Parsefone]

A triumph of Alliance engineering. The Geth will have literally no idea what hit them.

[MTUShadow]

Dude, this is the best commentary I have ever read!!! I´ve been rolling under my desk for like 15 minutes!

[Psychochilla]

and whats so special about this vid? thats how the mako goes everytime! :D

[PXNielsen]

I've had a couple of glitches in this game, in this level (or planet so to speak), I couldn't see the lava at all so I was kinda relying on my cannon to shoot the ground.

Second, Whenever I try to talk to Kaiden or Liara, the whole thing just freezes. Not like a system freeze, the characters still move a little but they don't start the conversation. I've seen videos of the conversations and I noticed that some of they are in a wrong postion and that they kinda teleport. Anyone care to help?

[soulhunter4444]

They say Kaidan's only side effect from the L2 implants were migraines., they were wrong.

At random moments in time he can also cause the Mako to flip the fuck out.

[pingopete]

ahahhahaha man i wish this happened to me. DAMN no mako in ME2, and no drivable vehicles at all :(

[99thredballoon]

@pingopete There is the hammerhead. Bioware released it on the Cerberus network a few months ago. And this past teusday they released a new mission involving the hammerhead that is sort-of a homage to the old days of exploring planets.

[eddiepuffy]

ROFL! Sincerely this never happened to me, but now that i've seen it i wish it had, it looks like a hell lot of fun xD.

 ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

[the4ce2]

Fun unless you just finished a hard part without saving..

[Osiriskon2113]

i think this is why they took the mako out of mass effect 2

[Cordar]

They payed it some homage though. In the downloadable mission where you go to the wreckage of the first Normandy.. the ship is understandably a total wreck... while the mako settled down quite well ontop of a rock, completely intact at that.

[DrMeatCack]

THAT MAKO IS A RED SPY

[Sergeyxninja]

man who ever the party members were at the time, they must have died while choking on their own vomit. lol imagine liara going "commander i don't think...BUUUUEEEEECK*VOMIT*)

[maniacalpanda]

When you're going down that ramp at Ilos heading towards that portal, there's several trees in the road. My mako survived driving over hundreds of geth, survived being shot by god knows how many rockets and blue beams, and it survived falling off of mountains. When it was going down that final ramp, ONE wheel rolled over a tiny tree root, and it flipped the mako over and it exploded. This is one of very few times I can honestly say "Damn, I thought I had it bad o_O"

[SagaDarvulia]

Critical Mission Failure INDEED!

[TheAtheistSwede]

LMAO!

[Firionia]

Lmao.

I remember driving down the highway place on that planet with the creepy plant and my mako just flipped all over the place. There had been absolutely NOTHING on the road, but it acted like I had rammed into a boulder or something, rofl.

[LeftyHangsLower]

This reminds me of Big Rigs. Youtube it if you don't know what I'm talking about :P.

[ozzyman75]

I felt like i was watching a giant version of Pinball lol

[icbm345]

its funny how the death music suddenly stops before replaying.

[pmanderson]

My gosh, what a horrible way to die. Imagine being shaked around inside a metal box like this until you become like a thick meat sauce.

[DreadRaptor85]

I hope that Mako has air bags!

[keegxobx]

That mako died 5 times before it hit the ground...

[wacko992]

i bet when u where flying over the lava you were like "Oh shit, please god no!"

[spudnick3490]

you let ashley drive didnt you........

[oOCryingWolfOo]

@spudnick3490 omg that comment is epic xD and you didnt even have to ask for thumbs up like the rest of the tarts xD

[runefan213]

looks like there was a biotic gone mad and was on his bad day.

Probaly shepard was just letting some stim off in his mako

with his Biotic ability. AM I RIGHT?

Fun facts about mako

Falling 10 inch from the Lava BARELY touching it kills you.

[bobofengland112]

lol that happened to me when a geth armature got stuck to the front of the mako...

[LoneKiller92]

LAWL!!! :L

[KingTWright]

DEATH!!!!! MOS DEFF

Geth Have a new secret wepon!

F#$%

[LordSwordbreak]

That's some SERIOUS gravity problems....xD lol 5/5

[Lark88]

Do A Barrel Roll!!!

[blackmetalhoward]

interesting

[mewarmor990]

This happened to me too! Poor Shephard and Friends :-D

[ThatNiceBloke]

call it gravity anomoly

[SpiritedSega760]

LAWL thats gotta hurt XDD

[jbaker88]

Slinky Slinky everyone loves the slinky!

[programaster]

YOU BET YOUR ASS THEY LOVE THE SLINKY!!!!! and chocloate...CHOCOLATE MAKO SLINKY!!!

[ramboshootu]

what the shizzle?

[undefined100]

eh...Houston, we have a problem...over

[lendrahcir]

LMAO! Maybe it's the planet.. gravity that changes every second? That would be cool. lol "Critical Mission Failure" ehh how were you supposed to survive that one!

[bzerkoxtc]

HAHAHA XD

[trandoanhung1991]

LOL