A Men's Guide To Looking Good On The Beach

[SeannyWonny]

GOOD LORD.

[adriannippy]

He was trying to attract the other guy. ;)

[leviix360]

1:00 awful. 

[FobiaHD]

Is that beach from Brighton ?

[Lonii7]

Yeah, I bet this worked back in 1995. Nowadays, people just don't care.

[CharlesOneOfAustria]

WTF? 

[gourmander]

video jug sucks dong

[cangriman0101]

At least shave your fucking pubes before wearing the Borat swimsuit EWWWW

[CumCuBer]

The actor seriously looks like Colin Mochrie

[Darkflay123]

literally gay.

[Theelepeltjel]

@Darkflay123 This video is in a relationship with another video of the same sex? Man, youtube is adding new features way too fast!

[Darkflay123]

@Theelepeltjel Google knows its stuff

[huldu]

If you're a real man you won't be caring what others think of you because you're already on top of everything. That's a benefit being a man.

[sultankraver]

@huldu

true!

[KratlundDK]

SO GAY !

[sxhot]

Watch My GF - sxhot.webs.com - Real Ex GirlFriends

[ChocoladeStarfish]

@sxhot

dont need to watch, just had her..

[iluvpurple911]

I felt increasingly more awkward watching this. And I'm a woman.

[ivar3145]

there are more stars in the sky than grains of sand on the beach

[diarreescheet]

omg, this is so wrong.....

[terminator00000000]

i have exatly the same shorts ;D

[cdelya3]

1:22 Yummy .....man I'm such a perv ;-)

[naterv11]

"The beach is only for posing" LMFAO! What a fool!

[GetMySkin]

I stumbled upon this video by chance. Even though the video was created long ago, yet it was featured on YouTube. I found your video amusing and yet informative at the same time. Thank you for your infovideo.

[betheguy8888]

but....what if im fat D:

[arbanaskocudo]

boring

[Sporksandspoonsful]

This guy doesn't need to worry about looking like an adonis XD he already is!

[luilui89]

@Sporksandspoonsful yea, and u r gay.

[Azureecosse]

Like how they filmed this in Brighton it speaks volumes.

[CanadianMapleLeaf01]

@Azureecosse Brighton's cool.

[Azureecosse]

@CanadianMapleLeaf01 cant disagree with that.

[wr1830]

This video is so funny. BTW, not all people on the beach are straight. Hence, they'll be attracting male OR male and female attention. So, don't discriminate against the bi's and gay's (plenty of them around Leeds and their loving the seashore) in your description by excluding them as you did.

[Vaekrix]

@wr1830 Oh do shut up. This whining about excluding homosexuals/bisexuals is just another stupid "persecuted minority" thing. People are going to target the majority, and heterosexuality is the majority. Get over it.

[rogerhardstyle82]

LISTEN TO LEONYDIS

[ImyImy8oncp]

well

1) shave EVERYWHERE but your head

2) have a good hair do

3) dont have a six pack or fat (six packs make me fell sick)

[TheLuciferianAvatar]

lol, his shorts were to big imo, why not wear smaller ones? like the one daniel criag wore in quatum of solace.

[jasperkarat]

The model is too handsome..

[R0KURU]

hahahaha lol

[Emmanuel5005]

Why is he trying to attract a men?

[joejonasforlive]

LOL PAUSE 3:04 SHE DOES THE MIDDLE FINGER!

[joejonasforlive]

did he really wear that at 1:09

[ChloeXlover]

lol @ 1:09

[assasinate3000]

Maybe this should rather be called "How to have a one track mind: the safest way to look for some sex without actually having a personality"

[dinho01]

That trunk was so terrible as the borat's mankini.

[mattthecow1]

too fuggin funny!

[user666468952002]

forgot to tell us whiter-than-white guys to use SPF 7500 LOL safety first!!!

[wattever333]

The last sentence "just lie back and relax" would have been my opening statement... and my only statement,

This video is crap. Who cares what other people are wearing!? I certainly don't need others' approval if I want to play with a racket and ball, even if I am not "the athletic type". How pretentious!

This series of videos should be called "how to be unhappy in life: worry about what others will think".

[JackBlair2]

"especially for the British." LMAO so true.

[fartedonyourface]

OMG I dont even need this advice I get attention from all the girls and guys anyway.I'm so fit I dont even need to try!!

[FibreFilms]

@HugelyBig Talk for yourself. Come to Cornwall! :D Woop woop Gyllyngvase!

[c0019107]

only a nation that has a time frame of about a month of beach weather would put out a vid like this one lol

[BREEBREESINGS]

dont wear a speedo. if you have a nice body, wear a bikini if you want. red makes you look instantly hotter. dont be that person that evryone gets pissed by, you know, yelling, kicking sand, talking to girls alot younger than you, that kind of stuff. if your a hot girl or guy, flaunt it. half the people at the beach go to see good looking people. dont be a snob. talk to people if they talk to you, unless they really creep you out. just some tips from a florida beach native!

[dinho01]

@BREEBREESINGS Why don't wear a speedo but wear a bikini?

[dinho01]

@BREEBREESINGS Why don't wear a speedo but to wear a bikini?

[lawrenceguitars]

good old brighton beach, my hometown and gay capital of europe.

[GAMINDORE]

The most important is to be happy and feel hapy being who you are

[joejonasforlive]

@GAMINDORE ya gratz being lonely.

[thegodofs]

@GAMINDORE BULL SHIT IT"S ABOUT ROCK HARD ABS!!!

I wish I had rock hard abs...

sigh...

[SmileLyubov]

@GAMINDORE If you look good yeah

[GAMINDORE]

@SmileLyubov As long as you believe you look great, using the gumption, of course. Just bevieve that you are great, and presto you R Gr8. o//

[SmileLyubov]

@GAMINDORE Hm to a degree

[hitman7777777777]

@GAMINDORE says the fat man..

[shiftragon]

@GAMINDORE your obviously ugly

[SkInHoUnD]

@GAMINDORE sounds like your happy sucking dick

[1ApertureRealist]

@SkInHoUnD Or he wears a speedo

[GAMINDORE]

@SkInHoUnD Sounds like you are sockin an baobab tree up into you ass. Leave me alone bastard. Go wash the dishes... :-P

[SkInHoUnD]

@GAMINDORE Wanna try that again in English faggot? You dont type so well one handed when your milking your daddy's cock.

[SkInHoUnD]

@GAMINDORE If anyone is interested in what this mental midget tried to rebuttal with, here it is:

Reply to your comment on: A Men's Guide To Looking Good On The Beach

@SkInHoUnD You re probably frustated because your macho man can not fuck your ass straight, maybe fearing some sexual disease from you.

Nice try, but no dice.

[hatealldayhabit]

@GAMINDORE stfu fatty

[michithejoker]

Stop at 3:52 omg wow that blew me away wink ;D

[halobat64]

@michithejoker r u a guy

[olliemasta]

i lov australia

[krazykittymatt]

Why is the beach nothing but rocks???

And I actually don't like the tips here, except for the whole don't wears sandals and socks thing, but other than that this is all common sense to be presentable, not the beach hottie!!!

[JackBlair2]

The beach is nothing but rocks because that's the way God made it.

[berny88925]

what kinnda beach is that rocks instead of sand ouch

[zosorh]

That's Britain, don't ever go there for the weather or anything like that.

[xTheShuangx]

I hate that Green swim suit. Rofl made me laugh. XD

[djhughey]

ow that beach looks painful all those rocks!

[demon2645]

agreed XD

[natem3]

lol, it's the Borat man-thong.

[bitemebecausei]

omgod there's no sand in england, that's so sad

[Shaniac1138]

also we dont have any oxygen, we all have to breathe nitrogen

[bitemebecausei]

he's so hot

[CSIS25]

MAN where can i get a swim suit like that @ 1:07 ? ROTFL

[patrick6101]

Oh my god..

[CSIS25]

rotfl

[CSIS25]

No i'm not god

[mitubing]

rmb the sun lotion too.. if u don't want to get so tan.. :)

[r0m4n]

faster than the red army? you mean faster than the french army...

[Swatowsky]

yah seriously. the freakin red army kicked ass and took names in WWII, what is this guy talking about...

[Brink0War]

i think it's the red army like from WW1

[CrazyBeatboxer]

so many rocks...where's the sand yo o_O?

[washercyprus1993]

nice

[miyu93]

ahahahah that's just hilarious XDDD

[WhindSoull]

Lulz...I lie on the beach reading the latest issue of Combat Weapons. Or, you know, a combat weapon.

[soseg]

haah what a shit beach

god bless australia

poor british bastards

[iain2by4]

thats britain.

[420ARYAN420]

He doesn't say it isn't Britain. He says "god bless australia" which implies he is an Aussie. then he says "poor british bastards" to sympathize with the people in the video and people with poor beaches like that. Seems to me that he is well fucking aware its Britain.

[metalgeorge123]

yeah mate, it's called "pointing out the obvious, for effect", not because he thinks the other guy is some blind invalid. you fool.

[AaaaghJOE]

yea some beaches are like that, they only used that beach sus i think its brighton, one of the famouse british sea side citys, but we do have a few good beaches aswel, i always go surfing ni wales.. its awsome!

[omiramo]

just take your friend with you... get someone who is slightly uglier and either chubbier or skinnier than you!(as long as you are in decent shape) this way you at least look better than the guy next to you! decent beach clothing will help too...no exagerated beards or hairstyles...

there you go! now you look good

[Interleap]

Almost everything is wrong for meditarania beaches.

[nica535]

the body is also very important if u are fat or skinny this doesent help's u alot.u must to be atletic

[EilisErina]

LOL all men should watch that ! you forgot mentioning the speedo's !

[Joebakrr]

simple--

goto the top of this screen and above the info box with the video's details, theres a yellow box that says subscribe

[UltraJackhammer]

LOL @ 2:48

[pepsidude308]

1:10 lololololololololololo

[Magicianxox]

No sand? Thats one bullshit beach..

[IvoXSophie]

what a horrible beach

[Stealthsuit07]

No place for fat people in todays society, apparently.

[berny88925]

thats because nature intended you to be normal not fat

[Stealthsuit07]

Every action we make is because it is human nature, fat, normal or skinny. Nature didn't intend you to have a particular body type, you make the choices as you go along.

[Mega11n]

me gusta mucho

[FramedSmile]

Interesting guide but you could add a little bit.

-Eitan

[notToast]

great vid, how come only 1k views?

[mepwnu]

LMAO the first half way feckin funny

[jedijakob]

borat was funny

[jedijakob]

second

[zeto34]

first