Dane Cook - The Oprah Winfrey Show/Pedophiles

[deidaraluvr99]

i didnt go to the site... i dont want to know how many rapists i tried to sell girl scout cookies to...

[EvanescereMemoria]

I went to the website.

There are five sexual offenders (children) living around where I am.

[jcninja12345]

thumbs up if u like donuts whith the crusts cut off

[awsomekids1]

thumbs up if you live in rapeville



[AshleyzWannaB]

Aw...no sad clown holding a glass dildo? xD

[FuchsiaTheWolf]

HOLY CRAP

I JUST LOOKED AGAIN. THEY ARE BOTH AT THE HIGH SCHOOL AND MIDDLE SCHOOL. THE SAD THING IS THAT BOTH THE SCHOOLS ARE NEXT TO THE POLICE STATION

[FuchsiaTheWolf]

OH MY GOD!! I WENT ON THAT WEBSITE AND THERES AN OFFENDER AT MY SCHOOL! MY FREAKIN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!! HOW SCARY IS THAT?!

[Ioganstone]

now thats site just BS or online sexual harrasment :/

[lpslover680]

EVERYBODY HERE GETS A HUMP BACK WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Steph68017]

i was suprised at how many I got, take a guess...

JUST 1!

[thirdeye700]

18 people have a dot on their house

[aaronvanhoose1]

EVERYBODY HERE GETS A HUMPBACK WHALEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[fukuokaai228]

i went on the site but it was familywatchdog.co.uk and i thought 'oh cool, its british, lets see how many rapists live round me.' then i went to type in my address and i was like WTF? this is all american! WHY IS IT DOT CO DOT UK? UK IS FOR UNITED KINGDOM.

[EmperorXaozx]

If I got a school I'd make it a gaming/anime school.

[Steph68017]

@EmperorXaozx gaming school FTW!

i would attend JUST for the gaming

[EARLZ122]

Dude , did you even listen to the words? Because your subtitles suck. I appreciate the effort though!

[bpmed92]

dont censore yoo

[Femalefonzie]

17 rapists just relized that the guy in 2B knows

[Avioke]

Actually, it's familywatchdog .us

; D

[starlight12425]

238 offenders...im in rapetopia

[RainpathAndBlizzard2]

EVERYBODY HERE GETS A HUMP-BACK WHALEEEEEE!!!

[shadowsgrl36048]

I went to the site. o_O Dane, I, too, live in "Rapeville"

[zestfultuba]

does a sexual predator live in your neighborhood?

[1998rodney]

i actually checked, i said ok, here we go, loading. . . (HOLY SHIT I DO LIVE IN RAPEVILLE!)

[idateawesomeninjas]

EVERYONE GETS HUMPBACK WHAAAAALES!!! HARRISON FORD IS HERE! HARRISON FORD IS HERE!

gotta love dane cook!

[reagancraven]

I live in rapetopea.

[SamMacEm23]

Holy shit I saw my drivers ed teacher on the front page!

[totoyman1]

17 people live in Rapetopia

[neoseeker98]

HOLY SHIT I LITERALLY LIVE IN RAPEVILLE I COUNTED ABOUT 200 DOTS IN MY AREA!!!!! HELP ME!!!

[CupcakeNinja00]

sane cook...will you marry me? ;) LOLOLOLOLOL

[SamMacEm23]

@CupcakeNinja00 Who's Sane Cook? He's not insane? wow crazy

[thecortni]

Love your Oprah drawing!!! LOL

[joeywomer]

Harpo. LOL!

[kaiisan88]

I went to the website, thinking there would be only a few little dots.

...

THIRTY THREE GODDAMN DOTS. ALL IN DIFFERENT VARIETIES OF COLORS.

[DellaRobbiaStern123]

17 people went on that website 0.0

[sensibilityrising]

HARRISON FORD IS HERE! HARRISON FORD IS HEREEEEEE!

[girclaw8]

I WANT A HUMPBACK WHALES

[DontKnowxDontCare]

....PEDOPHILES

[AbbeyCaceey]

We dont have that in Aus.. devo. I know there is at least one in my town. My friend and I have had close calls with him. :|

Anywaays.

HUMPBACK trololol.

[amazillary]

255 offenders and 25 unmappable?! OMG.

[PeriginTook12]

@amazillary i have 605 offenders and 137 unmappable =[

[HBLTxxx123]

I have all 9

PLUS the limited edition one. >:D

[Congiggity25]

pause at 2:34 awesome pic of a pedofile i guess xD

[ShawnyMartin]

What if he doesn't want you to go on there because he's a dot?

[GuideingGamers]

Any1 else look the webstie up



[simsgirlgem]

@GuideingGamers lol I did

[SurfWave01]

Oh My god, this cartoon is hilarious!!!

[Detlockerroom]

245 offenders 20 non-mappable. holy shit.

[chibichick9]

RAPETOPIA YAYZ!!!

[Lillirosealie67]

thumbs up if you went to the website

[ThatGamer360]

@Lillirosealie67 I went there. But I chickened out at the last second.

[MsGin13]

I'M DOING IT!!1

[Almondeyez9]

232 offenders!!! 23 non-mappable.

I have 4 around me, but 25 living at least 15 minutes from me....PHUCK!!

[gaaraizallmine]

HOLY SHIT IM GETTING A SCHOOL AND A HUMBACK WHALE! what am i gonna do with a fucking school and a humback whale xD

[cricketflowerwarrior]

there is a guy on my street. never bothered anyone, as far as we knew. then we got a postcard, like from the police of meagan's law website or something, that said he was a pedo. now i'm scared to s*** to go outside after dark! i used to be nocturnal, now i bolt my window b4 going to sleep. damn postcard.

[KrissTHaKILlah12]

SHIT THEIR ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!

[chaosflame1890]

Holy S*** I have 43 around me

[Sammi471]

omfg eww 23 offenders and 1 nonmappable offender, but the closest one live less than a mile away >.<

[LEGiTxOLiViA]

238 offenders 15 non-mappable offenders

the closest one to me is five minutes away.. :'(

[1996marioRH]

theres 8 by me! Hide yooo kids!

[chibichick9]

I'm safe the closest one is at least 4-5 miles away YES!!

rapest baseball card lmfao

[doglover2004able]

only one and it lives like 4 miles away!! YES!! I'M SSSSSAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFEEEEEE!!!­!!!!

[Arlyn724]

100+ by me D': I walk to school every day...

[Applecrazy12347]

I went to that website and one lives next to my school. :(

[arye33girlie]

206................

[Achocolypse]

you spelt pedophile wrong

[gaaraizallmine]

there are 27 by me >_< *hides*

[ilovemyoreobunnbunn]

There is 59 by me..... Ewwww

[TheSnitchAce]

EVERYBODY HERE GETS A SCHOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!

[applesloveme4ever]

you might be a paedophiles! i know i am! jk jk jk! geez you people are prvs!

[immabehere101]

LMFAO I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT THE HUMPBACK WHALE!!!!!!

[Gabbysus]

there are 8 in my area.. but they're non-mappable.

SHITT >_<

[TheMrmcnoob]

i did it there were 3 dots but it said only 2 registered

[SecretAgentSmiley]

17 people didn't get full faculties at their schools...

[HawkeyesofWindclan]

omg i went on this site, i think my friends dad is.....well u dont wanna know O.O

[lavendertorchic]

i went on this site...im moving tommorow

[DaathicLarxie]

god... 938... i would have never tho... HA! yes i did think! so many dots all hobbled toghether...

[DesuKuroitori]

I looked on the site, and I have 385.... and that's just the registered ones.... O.o....

[JaneDoe172]

GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cloetv12345]

aww i always wanted a humpback whale :(...

[XxLiyahSoFweshxX]

I went...b/c I'm so curious...well curiosity killed the cat b/c there's like 5 million squares all huddled around my street! Dx

[XxLiyahSoFweshxX]

Pedophiles...

YOU could be a pedophile....right now...

You PROBABLY ARE a pedophile...!

[yb277]

I HAVE 3000 AND ONE IS MY NEIGHBOR!!!!!! I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE TO GIVE HIME HIS MAIL A WEEK AGO!!!!! AND HE IS A RAPIST!!!! IM MOVING OUT OF THE STATE TO WHERE THERE IS NONE!!!!

[purpleopple]

WHY DID I GO TO THE WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!! i told my friend and she and i can not sleep!!...

[TheTragicNightmare]

OH YEAH 68 PEDO BEARS HERE (exclimation point I cannot use becaue the keyboard is broken).

I like looking at the profiles. xD

[XGerardxxWayXmCrLvR]

holy shit i checked the site!!! my best guy friends dad raped a 11yr old!!!!! shit man im never going to his house ever again!!! (DO NOT CHECK THE SITE!!)

[miriamhinata]

lol XDDD dane cook rocks! he's hilarious fer sure ^^ :P :3 XD

[reefmanfish]

47

[wjrshepherd10]

Everybody here gets HUMP-BACK WHAAAAAAALLLLLLESSSSSSS!!!!

[MegaWolfLover99]

Thumbs up if you went on the site

[zack114211]

999 in my neigbor hood DX

[CluelessKv2]

76. 76...

[Armygrl159]

I am in rapetopia!!

[animexanime4life]

O.O I looked and theres a million of them allover the place I'm like wtf....

[animexanime4life]

. . . .Now I need to go to that website x.x

[joemeet505]

that thing in a pink shirt looks like a pedophile 0.o



[RainbowStarz123]

theres one thatlives like 2 streets away from me....im scared...

and theres like 1768 PART of the city i live in not the whole city but just a PART of it....

Geezus!! D:

[Giratina386]

THERE WERE SOO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF COLORS!

XDDD

[thecolourdead]

1 pedo



[raidenrayden1212]

I HAVE 38!!!!!!!1 38 REGISTERED SEX OFFENDORS IN MY AREA!!!!!!!!!!! IM SCARED! IM SURROUNDED BY RAPISTS!!!!!!!!

[SickSchizophrenic]

Lulwut my number came to be fifty-seven.....Hope they don't get a school lol.

[xenomorph120]

Everyone here get`s a School. You get a school! You get a School!

[subsaibot4512]

HE KNOWS >< LOL holy shit that made me laugh so hard

[SAMMY333222111]

@subsaibot4512 thats what she said

[ChiSportsNut18]

14 people didn't make the Oprah taping and missed out on getting a school.

[jessecamccc]

eeek! theres 2 in my small neighborhood!

[davidkics]

Well one my block... IT IS CLEAN!!!!! :D YAY COME LIVE WITH ME! I AINT NO PEDO

[StephenKellerFan]

Lol 52 in my neighborhood...

472 in my city.

[737Eman]

what the hell now i'm scared!

[picklebug0529]

None!!!!! no sex offenders

[goobs324]

the kid with the orange shirt has shit on his face

[goobs324]

the kid with the orange shirt has shit on his face

[GummyBeeaar13]

thats ssoo truue damn i got 5 rapists and 2murdererss in my hood !!!!!

[11allme]

um 86...1 on my street

[masterdouw1]

13 people are pedogiles

[avrilrocks55]

Only 1 pedophile.

*Snicker*

SUCKERS!

[CupcakeNinja00]

Does anyone else tink that these pictures kinda look like Family Guy in a way? For example: 3:14 sorta looks like some kind of Family Guy dude.

[101Starclan]

I HAV A RAPIST IN MY AREA AND 12 CHILD ABUSERS IM HORRIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kiyome01]

1013 offenders 251 non-mappable offenders

ummm.. i'm scared...

[austinderpdedoo301]

*says funny line from video to get thumbs up*

[goofeylucy99]

U GET A HUMPBACK WHALE! AND YOU GET A HUMPBACK WHALE! EVERYBODY GETS HUMPBACK WHALES!!!! XD

[goofeylucy99]

I just watched this on comedy centrel last night xD

[davidhlusko]

2 people. not near me at all.

[janine5261]

yeah I went to the site [ it's actually familywatchdog.us ] and um...I did not want to know some of the things I found out.

[Reaper65656]

It would be so fucked up if a pedofile set up the website so that he/she could fined victims.

[MisterEclipse96]

I live in rapetopia!

[masterdouw1]

13 people are overeatign rapists

[masterdouw1]

quote "buy pedofiles on itunes" unquote and you can quote on my quote unquote

[legomaster356]

lol i got twenty IN  MY STATE BEEYOTCHS NEWJERSEY IS AWESOME

[Temujin91]

i got 332 predophiles/rapeists living near me

[starstreamergirl]

is that website for the US only?

[TheUnicornsAreAlive]

I have 991 with stats

1125 are unknown.

But I knew that my neighborhood was not safe

My city is NOT safe and It never was

[Tanauthority]

Jesus Christ, I have 9 rapists where I live.... And they're all surrounding the mall and the hospital..... I'm scared now X_X

[OhHiHeyHello]

"You click on the dot, and it shows you a little picture, and then under the picture stats like a rapist baseball card! If you collect all nine rapist there's a puzzle on the back"

LMAO. xDD

[crazyswagg451]

i went to the website and there was 43 of them yo im scared to walk to school now

[lina367]

if you collect all 9 rapists, there's a PUZZLE on the back.

[pickles454]

thumbs up if you searched up paedophile

[RubySBunie]

Help me I live near so many prevs I can't be safe near my own bathroom window

[RubySBunie]

"Wat am I going to do with a F****ing school" I hav an Idea use it to catch pedophiles. I know I hav a sick mind.

[Katylooloo1]

i dont have to go to tht website, i kno 1 he came to our house when it was xmas, we had just gotten up and my dad took the dog for a walk he found foot prints leading up to the old guys HOUSE

[lowbattery94]

466

[tinymonster97]

RAPIST IN MY FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD!! HOLY MOTHER OF MICHAEL JACKSON SAVE MY ASSHOLE!! D:

[smokey011987]

it says 51 live in my zip code

[Vicc125]

HE KNOWS! THE GUY IN 2B KNOWS!

[smddg]

i win 0 thee are 0 rapists yay i am not getting raped

[khgrl12]

2...thats it...XD

[FlyestMe141414]

I have 8

[evz429]

I have 84 where I live... and there aren't any within 1 mile of the elementary school by my house. xD

[ItzTheX]

EVERY GETS A HUMP BACK WHAAAAAAALE!!

[AgurlNamedNaruko63]

...only one nearest my high school.... DX

[seddiefan1324]

WOOHOOO NO RAPIST MILES AWAY FROM MY HOME!!! THANK YOU NJ COLUMBUS!!! :D

[VampireAnime92]

77 And none of them near me :D woohoo lol

[alimirheartsu]

13 people didn't get a hump-back whale

[PrincessNarwhal]

There was only about 10 where I live...Which is a lot considering the size of my town. o.o One lives right down the street from me. Yay.....D:

[brookietheecookie]

detriot, michigan... how colorful

[thecoolgal45]

whats the site

[Plushieluva]

...124 offenders.... Im scared.

[MrBichkill]

booo the worst dane cook episode yet

[soulsistah102]

71 in my middle school's zip code, and 9 in my own, where there are no middle schools. o.O

[howlingproductionsz]

I have rapist as a neighbor..And a Offender for child violence and abuse..Fun

[flgt12]

501 hmm i do live in vegas

[OMGitsICELAND]

59. o___o

...but i do live in a crackhead neighborhood. it's to be expected. x___x

[LoZWWisawesome]

4 pedophiles, 2 rapists.

And they're so EASY to identify.

[metalgearrexlover]

NEVER CENCOR VIDS

[balletwb94]

i wnet to that website! ahh! dude theres like a million in my town o.0

[zpehyr14087]

I have 4 in my town! Yay!

[TheInuyanma]

I went to that website. I freaked out.

[mizzsunshine231]

totally went to the site.....67 in my "immediate area"....um can you say wtf?!!!!!!

[court365]

I HAVE BEEN ON THAT WEBSITE AT SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!1

[Wolfman6999]

I looked at my town and i thought i'd some tons...idk why...and i found none...safest town ever? xD

[spaghettilover100]

3:06.... sorry thats .com not .org

[PotterPuppetPals4]

my city only has 6 red dots go us!

[marioluigi344]

i cant i live in canada