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  • I fucking love The Simpsons.

  • @CornishCreamtea07...He would still be doing those characters today, especially in his older age with less gigs. As long as he had the voice going, they would keep writing them. I really miss Phil's characters and I miss the old Simpson's shows. I rarely watch newer episodes. They suck.

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  • Phil Hartman Rocked Dennis the Menace 1st season, Real Talk!

  • Don't let the name fool you...it's not really a floor.

    Love it.

  • OMG classic

  • Please check out the links on my channel :)

  • High density feedlot? God bless you Simpsons...

  • Troy died

  • @sketchingpencils...Phil was shot in his sleep and murdered by that crazy coke bitch he was married to. Saying he "died" is like saying he had a rare heart disease like John Ritter. Not the case. Phil would be alive today. That bitch took him away from us. Hope she rots in hell.

  • @Boogyman4050

    Everytime I see an episode with Lionel Hutz, Troy McClure or any other character he voiced, it always makes me wonder how good the Simpsons would be if he was still alive.

  • Getting hungry Jimmy? Here, have a Poodle burger with cheese. Much better than that cat meat. The shark snagging the ape out of the tree always makes me laugh. Thanks for posting this classic clip.

  • that is a weird food chain:(

  • i am reading oboynarks comment in troy mcclures voice :D

  • The shark eating the Gorilla makes me lose it every time.

  • RIP, Phil Hartman.

  • Did everyone just stumble upon that troy mcclure quotes thing, then google "what the fuck happened to troy mcclure", to find out the actor died in 98 and they decided to cut him and lionel hutz from the show?

  • Hi I'm Troy McClure, and I was voiced by Phil Hartman. You might remember him, and please remember him.

  • Hi I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from back when The Simpsons was actually funny!

  • @jimsms Amen to that mate!

  • @jimsms Too true. :\

  • I must be a horrible vegetarian, because I find this to be hilarious!

    8-3

  • When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

  • @nlwolslegel one of the best simpsons quotes

  • and "These include about 630 species that attract and trap prey, produce digestive enzymes, and absorb the resulting available nutrients"

    too many for me to say

  • @FathomlessJoy i took that line from silence of the lambs... maybe i should have added the wierd sound he made going phii phii phii phii?

    \

  • Hi, I'm Troy McLure. You're reading this in my voice, aren't you?

  • I wonder if this is what made people go vegetarian, and vegetarians go vegan.

  • Until looking at THIS food chain, I was completely unaware that humans consumed Poodles.

  • if u were to kill an animal that was raised in the wild u can eat it raw- and we do eat animals all sorts every animal (ommiting poisonous insects) is edible we just have preferences- we do eat deer, rabbit, pheasent, duck, elk, fish,etc - in some parts of southern north america people eat alligator, snakes, frogs - and other places in the world; dogs, cats, rats, dolphin and whale- raising animals for the sole purpose of consumption is apart of AGRICULTURE its been around for quite a bit.DERP

  • @HKLesterol "if u were to kill an animal that was raised in the wild u can eat it raw" Actually, the practice of burning animal flesh with fire goes back thousands of years. Humans saw that we were not intended to eat rotting flesh of animals, so some started cooking it, while others lived on plants.

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  • youre right.. ur absoluetly right..we aren't omnivores..i forgot that humanbeings graze in fields and use our mouths to eat right from the soil on a regular basis... -(r u fuckin serious!?) we ARE ominovores we just happen to have invented fire and tools to cook and kill just like another species of animal..um gee what r they called?,o yea, primates! they use the family unit to co-ordinate a hunt and ambush their kill or use tools to kill it -(sadly they havnt gotten the hang of fire) also..

  • @HKLesterol "ur absoluetly right..we aren't omnivores..i forgot that humanbeings graze in fields and use our mouths to eat right from the soil on a regular basis" I don't do that. I eat at a table. I do not eat animal carcasses or rotting animal secretions at all.

  • @HKLesterol Can you prove that you're omnivore? Not quote someone else, which is for children, but actually prove it yourself? See to be omnivorous means an animal is able to survive on plants or other animals, depending on availability. Thus if only plants were available we could survive; if only plants available, we could survive. I prove the last part: I survive on only plants, as that is all I make available to eat. Can you prove the other part? Can you survive only on meat? No man ever has!

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  • Lol

    "Is he crazy?"

    Naw just ignorant, you see your crazy friend never heard of the food chain.

    HAH!

  • Wow, there's a bunch of idiots on here. Just because someone eats meat, doesn't make them better than someone who does not. Some people cannot eat meat, while some others choose not (many reasons for that). Grow up. Eat what you like, and let others eat what they like without criticizing them.

  • niahc doof !!

  • I love the gorilla's little friendly smile when the shark bites him.

  • I love the Simpsons but if they actually let PETA influence their writing they're retarded. That organization is so corrupt and full of morons its scary.

  • this is a good "Fuck You" to all Vegans out there. Vegetarianism is fucken lame.

  • @TheStickUpKid187: Yeah we don't care what you think. You're a meat eater, I bet you spend HOURS taking a shit. Right? I bet your arteries are clogged beyond capacity, I bet your insides are fucked up because of all the hormones they give cattle. I bet your cholesterol is off the charts. I hope you get some incurable bovine disease, you fuck.

  • @LadyCadbury Look in your mouth, dude. If your human and still have all your teeth, you'll find that you have incisors (small fangs). Animals with those teeth eat meat. Seriously, when was the last time you saw a tiger stalking celery? Damn vegetarians. I'll only give up my pork chops and filet steaks when you pry them from my cold dead hands.

  • @crashnburner187 well said my friend.

  • @crashnburner187 actually man, those teeth ur talkin about, that meat tearing teeth we have, are called "canines" incscissors r the flat ones in the front theyre omnivore teeth

  • @HKLesterol After thousands of years and in an age of preservatives and electronic books- there are STILL people who think we're omnivores?!

  • @UmbreonAndEspeon1 yea!?..what else would we be? our bodies cant handle strictly being either or (naturally) - when there wasnt such a thing as supplments u think a person could of survived? - our bodies are meant to be omnivores as in oppurtunistic feeders (we can eat anything)- to just suppress 20,000 years of evolution because of the last 100 is just stupid. we're omnivores just like other primates- quit ur trolling

  • @HKLesterol If we WERE omnivores as you insist, we'd catch animals with our teeth and claws like other primates, kill the animal bare-handed like other primates, and eat it raw and bloody like other primates. We wouldn't raise and fatten animals by the billions and cook and season pieces of them- we'd also eat any animal we could find and not just hogs, cows, chickens and turkeys.

  • @LadyCadbury hahaha yeah just because i insulted your vegetarianism, i so happen to have high cholesterol and have bovine disease. lol you're so fucken pathetic i swear. would it kill you to eat steak or beef?? you stupid vegan.

  • @TheStickUpKid187 You know it's a pisstake, right?

  • @hodoupmer then they at least should've added annotions for the words....

  • why do so many idiots flip their videos for no reason?! I can't even read the words!

  • @cjimmy99 corprights

  • It's not really a floor!

  • Meat and You: Partners in Freedom

    Number 3703 in the "Resistance is Useless" Series.

    I don't type this often, but... LOL!

  • Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You are now reading this in my voice", "You are now swallowing, breathing, and blinking manually", "The Game", and "You haven't cleared your throat for a while."

  • lol,

    insightful from the get-go:

    how troy is able to stroll on top of the concentrated animal feed lot

    the only thing at fault with this video,

    is that cattle rarely eat grass as part of their natural diet

  • Unfortunately,this is the kind of brainwash we all get when we are young.

  • The bird picking up the sheep always gets me

  • I think it's WRONG to eat meat,am I crazy?

  • @UmbreonAndEspeon1 nope, just ignorant

  • @kinkajuu1 I'm ignorant in that I DO know what's going on?

  • @UmbreonAndEspeon1 id eat human if it wasnt outlawed to kill people. apparently we taste like pork, but our cheeks taste like fish. does admitting this make me a monster? :D i bet you taste delicious

  • @kinkajuu1 Maybe, I eat only plants.

  • @UmbreonAndEspeon1 you know what plants eat? flies, frogs and other animals that fit in it :)

    (some plants)

    sides you sound delicious, mind sending me your liver? ill eat it with some fava beans and a nice Chiantey

  • @kinkajuu1 "some plants" How many? Please name for us a plant that eats frogs. LOL

    But more broadly, you are not using this as childish justification to rape, torture, and mutilate animals, are you?

  • @kinkajuu1 "sides you sound delicious, mind sending me your liver? ill eat it with some fava beans and a nice Chiantey" I find it so strange that I hear from rotting flesh eaters daily some snide, sick, and sinister comments about cannibalism.

  • I miss Phil Hartman

  • @seanisfearless he was great on News Radio also. Did you ever watch that show? He was on that show for one season, and it wasn't as popular after he died. But the first season with him was great. I love Phil Hartman also. Wonder what Futurama would have been like if he was the main character.

  • @DanielSchmidt94521 he actually auditionned for zapp branigan's part in futurama, but got murdered 3 weeks before the voice overs sessions began

  • They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe!

  • When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University!

  • 15 people haven't heard of the food chain.

  • Don't kid yourself YouTubers, if an Anusless cow have ever got the chance he'd brand yours and everyone else's ass you cared about

  • Just ask this SCIENTICIAN! 'Uhhhh...'

  • @FrederickThePie lmfao!!!!!!

  • ive always wondered what troy mcclure said in hes first show, maybe "hey im troy mcclure, u may remember me from "hey im troy mcclure" and for repeating my name twise.

  • @Jop3lius you are awful at jokes and spelling

  • @joegibbskins sorry, english is actually my third language, dont expect anything professional spelling from me. And in other hand thats not a joke, it was wondering that have anyone actuallt thought about that what would he say in hes first show? another question: how meany languages do u talk?

  • @Jop3lius i speak, not talk, farsi and english. i can read all the romance languages but i can't write fluently in them and my pronounciation is horrific. i don't accept your claim that that was not a joke.

  • @joegibbskins ok, i can speak 5 languages and english is the third, finnish, swedish, estonia and dutch, and yet u still understood that i meant speak not talk, so if u can understand what i mean then stop whining, because nobody of us is perfect. but if the dotfucking amuses u then keep doin it, and im glad to make u feel better. ;)

  • what does niahc doof mean?

  • This isn't satire, it's an actual video from the meat company.

  • Bricked up windows.

  • fire crackers: the silent killer XD

  • man, the simpsons was great...

  • LOL A FUCKING SHARK ATE A GORILLA XD

  • @TheSecondR They ate me! A motherfucking shark ate me!!! HMM HMM, BITCH :D

  • @TheSecondR hahahahahahhahahahahaha

  • I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?

    No just ignorant. You see your crazy friend....

  • 2-3 = -(fun)? who would have thought math would be so profound....

  • dne eht

  • 1:59 that cow doesnt have an anus

  • I started laughing my ass off at the dog biting the frisbee

  • Hey PETA, listen to this!!

  • @MegaRandomguy17 this is sarcastic you idiot

  • 1:35 why is the ape smiling LOL

    

  • when I grow up, I'm going to bovine university

  • Great video by the way. Vegetarianism rules.

  • Are meat eaters afraid to give up meat? I think so. Check out this video! /watch?v=QdDVe0nZqNY

  • I'm vegetarian and I love this clip.

  • The eagle taking the sheep, its funny cause its true.

  • 1:45

    SOON.

  • doesnt the boy sound like ralph?

  • Why is everyone slating family guy? Just because you dont like it doesnt make it crap. It just isn't your taste in comedy. Comedy is an opinion thing that varies from person to person like what food you like.

  • @Gavin17259 i liked Family Guy, but sheesh it's gone waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down in the last few years

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  • what an accurate food chain.

  • Fire Crackers: The Silent Killer!

  • why is it flipped ? everything is on the opposite side!

  • @newpersonatuni to make you ask questions

  • @newpersonatuni Youtube has software designed to automatically detect through pattern analysis clips that infringe copyright, and remove them immediately upon upload. Flipping the source video is a measure to circumvent this.

  • Family guy sucks. Family guy at it's best can never be close to Simpsons at it's worst.

  • hahah... sciencetician

  • Family Guy was even worse than this.

  • I love the part " My crazy friend said its wrong to eat meat...is he crazy? No just ignorant...you see your CRAZY friend never heard of..." hahahaha

  • Meat is the best thing in the world.

  • the gorilla XD

  • 15 Grade-A morons were here.

  • The End......

  • 15 PETA members don't have sense of humor

  • 2 - 3 = negative fun

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU GRADUATED FROM BOVINE UNIVERSITY

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  • Hahaha a fucking shark eats a gorilla

  • Nothing beats a troll in video country

  • 1:23 Slurms Mackenzie from Futurama's debut (the slug)

  • I laughed so hard, I started crying when the shark jumped up and ate the Ape reaching for the bananas

  • @lifeisadeadend The guy who did the voice tragdecally died so it wouldn't be the same

  • Simpsons has turned into the biggest pile of shite i've ever seen, saw an episode on wicca & bart befriending a pigeon, must've laughed about twice and when i say laughed i mean sort of went ''HAH''

  • @TheTvrulesthenation Yeah even I had to admit the show just wasn't what it once was, but hey at least we got about 10 great flawless years before it went to complete shit. Thank god for DVD's.

  • D: i miss Troy McClure! BUT I Don't care what people think, even though the Simpsons now aren't as good as they used to, they are still better than A LOT of shows out today, i'd pick the worse Simpsons episode over the best Family guy episode any day

  • It all starts here in the high-density feed lot...

  • wrong to eat meat? ask this one to Epic Meal Time guys XD

  • a dog eats a frisbee. what the hell does the frisbee eat?

  • That's the Bear Grylls Food Chain.

  • 0:19 Current Simpsons would of dealt with that name joke like this:

    Troy:"Oh hello Bobby!"

    Jimmy:"Jimmy, I'm curious as to ..."

    Troy:"Whoa, whoa, whoa slow down Bobby!"

  • @517634 would that be so awful? 

  • @aaronmathewclem Yes... oh god yes

  • The picture of the food chain is so funny! And the poor 'scientition' didn't even get to say anything ha XD! The Simpsons is one of my all-time favourite shows, even the new ones =) x

  • Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You Are Reading This In My Voice" and its sequel "You Still Haven't Stopped Reading This In My Voice".

  • I really miss Phil Hartman. I grew up watching him on SNL and then having him on the Simpsons was a treat.

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  • When I grow up, I wanna go bovine university!

  • 13 people don't remember Troy McClure from his big budget blockbusters.

  • the top comments have equal likes

  • Easily one of the best segments on the Simpsons all time. Love it.

  • Rofl at Food Chain.

  • Hi, I'm Troy McClure. And you're reading this in my voice aren't you?

  • @Leanashe23 saw this on a fb thing

  • @ShietEverywhere yea same here.

  • obviously the simpsons is nowhere near as good as it used to be...but its the best tv programme ever made...what do you want - blood?...theres still at least 200 hundred quality episodes and probably another 100 good ones...it fares rather better than most shows

  • lulz Vegetarians are Grade A Morons, just ask Timmy!

  • @Laughingblades *Jimmy

  • @Headphoneguy92 :) Bobby learned a valuable lesson about the Food Chain.

  • vegetarians are idiots :D

  • "Hi, I'm Ed Winchester"

  • i miss Phil Hartman

  • hooray for condescending propaganda :DDDDDD

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  • LOL, I like how Troy McLure Is just walking his way through on top of the cows

  • Oh you left out the best part:

    Ralph Wiggum: "When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"

  • @1:35 ~ it looks happy to go down with the shark :D