NO SMILING!

[deadrising2awesome]

wieners ia a tag in the pants bar

[coolcharmedify]

i didnt get my ears percied till i was 10

[MichelleTwinky]

I got my ears pierced when I was a baby, and I'm really glad my mom did it because I would be too scared of the pain to do it now.

[berk217]

Princesstard totally left mommytard hanging at 8:48

[puppyprincess12345]

I have two little cousins that i babysit a lot and the 'no smiling' thing works every time! :)

[helenerib]

I think that everybody should chill out and leave them live their own lives the way they intend to! If they want to circumcise their boys, why shouldn't they? Even if you don't agree, they do not care about your opinion, they'll do whatever they want to, and that's not something you should hate on! Like he said, different cultures! In Portugal, some circumcise, some don't! That's not that big of a deal, so chill out a little!!!

[JustJanaBanana]

It is so amazing that Shay can cheer up his daughter within 5 seconds by just saying two words! What an amazing dad!

[peace123163]

I got my ears pierced when I was six

[SuDbUd99]

5:25

LOL... they're driving past the gorilla in one of the recent vlogs

[MsAWESOMESINGERS]

Carly totally pansed sontard

[thewaitingape]

You Tube is community access.

[springit89]

all i know is my mom had my ears pierced when i was a baby and theyre slightly lopsided. you can only tell with some earrings. i didnt even notice till i was like 13 and wanted double pierced ears and they looked reaaaaallly lopsided next to the second piercings. they should definitely wait. babies move.

[quenelko]

i think katilette is being fair. i'm not aloud to have my ears pierced until im 16.

[galyg22]

I had my ears pierced at 7 months.

[Odact]

umm u might wanna tell mommytard to lower the age for them to get their ears pierced cuz my friend wasnt allowed to get her ears pierced until she was 13 and wen she was 11 her and her sis did it themselves

[aklore]

I finally found the first Shaytards video I ever wachted !! :D

[Ally8pie]

what does circumsise mean?

[coolcharmedify]

@Ally8pie when baby boys get there forskin on there penis cut off

[cocokrysp]

"NOW GIVE ME THAT NIPPLE!!!!!" lmbo XD

[freanchrosedances2]

i had to wait till i was 12 i think its good for the girls to wait

[cassandrasawesome]

How is Sontard gonna feel about everyone seeing him in his underwear when he gets older?

[crystalkylaa]

I was 3 weeks old when I got my ears pierced. Favorite part- when carlie pantsed Sontard. 

[Jenchixo]

OMG getting your ear pierced at twelve? MOMMYTARD THAT HURTS getting pierced on your ear. I got mine ear pierced as a 4 or 5 months and I cried teehee.

[samdreampeace]

LOLOLOL... I LOLED WHEN CARLY PULLED DOWN SONTARDS SHORTS.

[mook5555]

I don't get why princesstard was crying... :(

[samdreampeace]

@mook5555 because she didn't win. :(

[mook5555]

I don't understand the problem. If Shay wants have his kid circumcised, why shouldn't he?

[crystallue]

I got my ears pierced when I was born, I think.

[mizzcrazylol]

i got me ears peireced wen i was 8 but they went back together so i got themagain on 9

[LivLaughLuvSnowboard]

"Quit being rude! You were!" HAHAHA

[ToxicXxXSkater360]

i love that song . it was so so so preety that song.

[kyria120]

O got my ears peirced when I was a newborn baby !

[maribethmichelle]

Haha this is so nice to go back and watch...I was CRACKING up SO much!! Hahah :)

[karinaaisnotcool]

haha i loved how carlie pulled down sontards shorts(:

[reallycool1231]

well of course im gonna be pissed no videos for three days!!!

[marshmellomurder]

WHY DID YOU GAIN SO MUCH WEIGHT FATASS!? LOL

[0oscenequeeno0]

@marshmellomurder why you gonna talk shit ur probably a fatass ur hiding behind your channel thats not even available..haha wow

[thelilbookworms]

mommytard really reminds me of piper halliwell, specially in those old college videos

[xroxysweetiex6]

everyone just ignore @072919293 theyre just trying to get attention by being a total douche bag (excuse my language) . They have no life. Whatever they say doesnt matter because its not true. He/she thinks since they can hide behind a username they can criticise people online. Which isnt true. He/she is just an immature, no life, bully.

[EllyEpic]

The song Callie sang is supposedly "My Song" as my name's Eleanor xD

[Sultan94sud]

@072919293 ur an ass she's just a kid u peace of shit

[MrOrencillo]

yeah especially in the Philippines everyone gets circumcise using either axe (i'm not kidding my cousin had his foreskin chopped off by an axe then he jumped into the ocean) or go to a doctor. In the Philippines if the other kids finds out your not circumcised you get make fun off for the rest of your lives i'm not kidding or exagerating

[SurvivingInMyLife]

most of the comments are of people saying when they got their ears pierced. Cool story, guys. Real cool.

[horsesareme123]

I got my ears pierced when I was 2 months old

[TECH097]

Shay: -laughs- Just kidding, we're not going to-

Fry: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[thisismyusernamehiho]

I was 12 when I got my ears pierced!

[dixontard1]

mommytard i had my ears done when i was11 and i wass so terrofighed they know it would hurt when they are older i fainted so u should do it when there young

[aeaston1989]

i got my ears pierced when i was 3 weeks old

[greenglitter677]

i was 6 when i got my ears pierced

[krystalwooo]

I was 14 when I got mine. xD

[desyallday]

i got my ears pierced when i was 1 months

[cubbiely]

i got my ears pierced when i was 1. :D

[Choc0charlie]

my mum is like mommytard she is literally strict about nothing, but she wouldnt let me get my ears pierced until i was 16 it took me soooo much begging to get them done at 14 1/2

[TheRaven54321]

gimme that nipple LOLOLOL

[Brie651]

YAY the start of Callie!!!!

[tastetherainbow7311]

Haha i like that voice sooo funny

[InkAndFeather]

lol i got my ears pierced when i was 1 year old :O

[SalinAzmi]

at 9:38 carlie pulled down sontard's boxers and it showed sontard's underwear

[neishy3]

I was a couple of months old when I got my ears pierced lol

[neishy3]

LMAO Carlie pulling Sontards pants down!!

[ColtonD620]

your sprinker is peaing

[ColtonD620]

weird talk

[ciara1617555]

14.37.... a wave to all of us watching in the future... :D

[MissStalked]

It's really annoying how people continue to fight over his circumcision. Leave them alone, it was their decision...

[cjthetransformer22]

I got my ears pierced probably when I was about 2-3yrs old. I remember it a little bit, it's kinda crazy that I remember it though. I don't remember being scared, I remember having my ears pierced so I could be just like mommy hahaha.

[MissStalked]

@cjthetransformer22 WTF? I got mine as a baby.. it wasn't a big deal.

[cjthetransformer22]

@MissStalked Exactly LOL. It's not a big deal at all. I do not understand why Mommytard has to wait til her kids are 12 to have their ears pierced. They way I see it, if they had them when they were younger, they wouldn't care to get more when they are older, yeah know? Because once they hit 13yrs old they will want to rebel and want more, all over. But anyways, I dont see what the big deal is..

[MissStalked]

@cjthetransformer22 Yeah I know right... it's not like a tongue peircing. It's earrings, every girl hasit..

[Juliacookielol]

I only got my ears pierced when I was 13

[TripleHboy9]

Shay: give me that nipple

[Penguinlocer88890]

Lol at the interpretive dance!!! :)

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

Notice how they offer no clear or logical explanation for the circumcision. In fact they just take the piss.

[xroxysweetiex6]

I got my ears pierced when I was like 4 months old lol.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@xroxysweetiex6 you must be from the ghetto

[xroxysweetiex6]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf uhm no lol. Its just a family tradition ..

[laurenboren94]

@FrazzleAndTheWolf geting your ears pierced young does not mean your ghetto >:/

[072919293]

@xroxysweetiex6 nonoen give a fuck bitch

[xroxysweetiex6]

@072919293 no one*

[4evalimegreen]

@hanphi22 lier u have to be six months that's when I got mine done

[nlm2nd]

This was the first vlog I watched EVER !

[bloodw01f]

did carly pants sontard

[swimgirl365]

oh and I got my ears pierced twice. And the first time I got my pierced I was 11 and I was fine. So I think it's different for everyone and if they want to wait to until the girls are 12 to get them pierced then I think that should be fine with everyone. And when you all have kids you can decide when those important things happens. Because if you haven't notice those are Shay and Katilette's kids not yours. Just saying

[swimgirl365]

OMG!! why is everyone telling him how to raise his kids? Back off -rolls eyes-

[thered4]

I love the voice for Rocktard at the end of the video it was Hilarious.

[dixontard1]

i think that ur doughters should get there ears done when there young cos i wailted till i was elevin nd i faintted actualy i fainted a cupple of times at school at ome and a t the metro centerp

[shriller67iv]

all of them

[thatgirlhollyxo]

All I can stare at is how dark your beard is haha 

[beachmonkey382]

5:25 the monkey that mommytard and carlie took a picture of them with

[MrJonojono34]

in england i would say 90% of people have forskin in america its like the flip

[MissStalked]

9:37 LMFAO WTF CARLIE XD

[HikaruAttack]

I'm going camping on tuesdayptrursday :DD

[FrannRants64539]

i wonder if sontard is also circumcised...he never mentioned it lol

[Marykriz]

@loveszitx3 you don't know what talent is actually she is about to get signed. :P

[MikarinaMarina]

I got my 1st ear piercing when I was 8, then my 2nd when I was 12 and then my 3rd a few weeks ago now that I'm 15 :)

[irieAndii]

getcha freak on 11:00

[meowmeowmeowmmix]

i got my ears priced when i turend 1

[ShannonProductionsx]

I got my ears done with i was 7/8

[justSHAIWIN]

@ 9:33 "Oh look great we have some naked dancing over here great "

*Carley depants sontard*

[mrsbennington7]

Piercing your ears when you are young is natural. I got mine pierced when I was 5, maybe younger.

[haylenadamsontv]

I had my ears pierced when I was 1

[xCuckooBananas]

I had my ears pierced when I was about 2-3 months or so..which I personally think is better because If I had to do it right now, age 15, I'd be: "Hell no, that'll hurt too much".

[NIleylove108]

@xCuckooBananas I got my ears pierced when I was 7, and it was barely a pinch.

[rusheena]

"Let's go down to the alley and buy some drugs." Lmho!

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

@claymaker09 hahaha. and cooper had no pants on.

[WTHooters]

My mom was like mommytard. She wouldnt let me get my ears pirced til i was 10 it was suppost to me 12

[juffan]

I can not honestly tell you whether any of my friends are circumcised or not

[SuperSwaqqedOut]

Lol "Now Gimme dat Nipple!"

[pandaboy5000]

im 11 year old and ive already have 1st 2d and colitje down in my eyes

[EllaKathryn]

I am against circumcision because I think the boy should grow up and make his own choice. On top of that, they can be done wrong and cause permanent damage to his penis. Also, it's been said (not proven) that men with foreskin have more stamina and provide more friction during sex.

[LuckyDuck425]

I was about 3-5 months when I got my ears pierced. Sure I cried bloody hell, but I can't remember the pain. When they child is younger, they won't remember the pain when they're older and they can't carry on about it. They'll forget about it in a few seconds anyway, but the memory sticks =\ Just my opinion, but ah well.

[Paleowolf6587]

that woman is an amazing singer she should go on american idol!

[bubblequeen003]

is ur last name shaytard?

[undertaker1779]

@bubblequeen003 shaycarl

[MissSaMaVa]

i think its better to get ur ears pierced early cuz if u get it at a late age u remember the pain more ; i got my ears peirced when i was 8 months and i dnt even remember it

[pkmeele]

SHAY! lmao i remember u using that pearly gates annotation somewhere in ur 300-399 vids when the five stars were still around lol

[FrannRants64539]

well is sontard circumcised? he never said...

[iamnotaperson101]

9:39 is really funny i almost peed my pants lol

[adoboisgood]

"NOW GIMMME DAT NIPPLE!" LMAAOO

[biggestSDlover]

was princesstard crying because she didnt win the race or what?

[TowfiqTheBrown]

Awwwe I felt bad for princess tard when she was about to cry.

[SuperJerseygirl7]

Just saying the younger you get your ears pierced its better bc then they won't play with them as much.. I got my ears pierced when I was about 6 months old.

[starmakeup13]

Wow I was five when you guys met!!!!!!!!

[bao112233]

LOOL..CARLIE PANTSED SONTARD

[poptropica1234ful]

I AM SO PISSED :( ok i forgive u love u lol :)

[KarlNuevo16]

Circumcise your kids so they won't have a small penis.

[DuncanDunn]

i love how you always cheer up PT with the "no laughing" or "no smiling" thing haha

[MsTotalbeauty]

wooo does USA have buses haha! x

[caustic299]

15:11 NOW GIVE ME THAT NIPPLE ahahahha

[ultimategamer021]

i would totally buy mommytards dance tape :D

[garrycruickshank]

cool and octward



[dudzdelvalle]

want to know the kids real names? ok:sontard-son princesstard-princess babytard-baby rocktard-rock happy?

[epikhampster]

this vid was made a day before my birthday :3 O.o

[Mithiea]

cool and octward

[Mithiea]

COOL AND OCTWARD

[abercrombiebitch001]

What does bring circumsized mean?

[BlazingC00L]

Replay vid and press 4 beaatboxxx

[TrinityAugustin]

I love my men curcumcise....when i meet a men who isnt i feel werid

[sydnurbin]

lol sontard got pantsed.

[imissrose123]

"that six months i was gay-"

"WHAT"

hahaha love mommytard's reaction to that :') but is that true?

[Mozzytv]

Oh common momy Tard I got my ears perced in kindergarten oh but dont wery you've not lost any of my respect rock Tard and baby Tard are the curest no Ofence to son tard and prinses tart there just cute

[BigBabyDavis12]

pause at 9:39

[kenny9525]

i press down , in my past life a lot of wounded , gladiaters died sorry its hard to break the habit of a thousand past lifes

[Diamondisprettyful]

BRUSTERS!!!

[Tdiarocks123]

uncut is better

[Mrgangstaist]

i want to buy mommytards dancing cd!

[318coolboy]

Adopt me please ;D I would love to be your son..

[FrannRants64539]

@318coolboy r u circumsised? lol

[momomoore1623]

@godofwar get a life loser you're videos suck so eat it yoshi love you Shay :)

[itsclassygal4u]

@godofwar1886 YOU'RE just JEALOUS

[godofwar1886]

you fucking suck at vid recording logans better

[itsfaith77]

ROFL ANT EATER AND MYRTLE THE TURTLE YOU HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD THERE SHAY XD

[leandeganis]

9:43 BEST LAUGH EVAH

[dudzdelvalle]

@leandeganis haha one thumbs up!

[FrannRants64539]

@leandeganis ever***

[TheTallgirl1212]

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KELSCENE]

Don't be ignorant, genital mutilation is a human rights violation and a serious issue. Joking, mocking those who comment, and comparing it to pierced ears is inappropriate. I haven't lost respect for you guys, in fact I have a lot of respect for you and your family. I just think that its a wrong way to go about the conversation if some of the comments were actually bothering you.

[hamonryehd]

@KELSCENE When you put it that way though, it sounds much worse as opposed to just a cultural hygienic thing. To call it mutilation -- some African tribes MUTILATE female genitals to make sex less pleasurable, etc. Adds a layer of sociological, psychological stuff to the already culturally sacred human sex and gender culture. It's incising the penis... vs for example feeding kids non-organic irradiated and neurotoxic vegetables or mutilated animal carcass. It's cultural, and personal I think.

[KELSCENE]

@hamonryehd Well, I believe it is much more than a 'cultural hygienic thing' (in fact, hygiene has nothing to do with it). Not to go too indepth on Youtube (because I've got nothing against you or any other Shaytard)- if we are going to practice cultural relativism, we are to assume that there are issues regarding human rights violations (such as genital mutilation) that ought to be dismissed as 'cultural' or 'personal'. We ought not dismiss or downplay such issues.

[hamonryehd]

@KELSCENE Isn't it hypocritical though to judge other's practices? I mean, are you in a position to decide what's moral or not? And what makes this an "issue"? Pain? Sex? Free will? Well the latter one seems subjective. I just think to each their own. Some people beat their kids. I don't agree... but I'm by no means an authority and trust different people have in the grand scheme different ways of doing things. 

[Supramna92557]

Will sontard be circumcised or is he already

[larrydav1d]

"YEA MAMA WASSUP WIT DAT, WATJU DANCIN AROUND UP DERE IN DAT BLACK SLIP LIKE DAT, ITS A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE DONT U THINK SO MOMMY? MY NAME'S ROCKTARD AND I DONT APPRECIATE BLACK SLIP DANCIN WOMEN! ESPECIALLY FROM MY MOMMA! YOU UNDERSTAND ME WOMAN? NOW GIMME DAT NIPPLE! DADDY. GO SIT BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER LIKE YOU USUALLY DO. IMMA HEADBUTT MOMMA'S SHOULDER. WHILE YOUR UP, GET ME SOME RIBS AND GARLIC BUTTER SHRIMP!" - Rocktard.

[hellokittyluv131]

ding-a-ling hahah

[ILovePeanutButer7181]

9:39 ROOFL WTF! xD

[budScheisse]

Woot I have forskin

[brenduhhize]

I got my ears pierced when I was younger than 1 years old what's wrong with piercing ears??