WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL

[dbzownsbigtime]

all the guys here talking about how they would defend their gf don't seem to realise it's the player who kicks the boyfriends ass here....the boyfriend is also a whale douche soooo

[jtmakepeace]

I. AM LAUGHING. SO HARD. RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOD.

[atonsolaris]

Classic.

[MrFoldish]

It's fun to sit in a lecture where the topic of the day is Moby Dick, and the only thing you can think about is this

[TheBadgerslayer]

so much better than the real video

[StormZephyr]

Be honest. How many of you guys have ever felt like this?

[hickkid1]

@StormZephyr all of us

[kneedlefreek]

Fuck yeah !

[MrShadeviperx]

Wow, i wish i could spontaneously grow a full beard and split my lungs with blood and thunder

[Cainus44]

@MrShadeviperx You mean you can't do that? I do that every time someone tailgates me while I'm driving, and whenever I see a fat person on a scooter at Wal-Mart.

[MrShadeviperx]

@Cainus44 hmmm now that you mention it, i did split my lungs with blood and thunder when i was dropping a deuce the other day.

[pyro854]

@MrShadeviperx That shit is epic!!

[Comrade4561]

This video is direct proof oh why girls will never understand how guys feel about the crap they do .

[xtremehrmhn]

I love how the comic ended ages ago but you just HAD to finish the video by finishing the song

[Nehebkau111]

nice idea :) keep it up!

[EvaPilot1]

True story.

[MrShadeviperx]

much better than the actual music video

[AldirTWCspammer]

There's a flash of this...

[shabyarin]

Man, thats awesome. Keep going...;)

[ForgotteMemories101]

1:48 lol looks like me when this asshole kept flirting with my girlfriend XD

[whacknasty]

Agggghhhh!! *screams of awesomeness*

[HammerNHook]

If my girlfriend cheats on my with some other stuck-up douchebag, this is what I'm doing to that sunnuvabitch.

Imma go all Ahab on his ass.

[Dupeo42]

i made this.

[SuperKlaas11]

If you want to see the coloured version, go to speelmee.nl and look for 'Vrijgezel? film' by Humor Spelletjes!

'Cuz the most of you are writing English, this is Dutch, so look good what I say!

[anguskahn22]

Wow i never knew this was mastodon. Was this made afterwards or are they just /b/tards?

[BlackSunSerenade]

@anguskahn22 This was made afterwards

[ImTheWackhead]

@anguskahn22 no this comic was based of mastodon's track, not vice versa. Also, /b/ hasn't produced anything good lately, you should check out other boards that interest you, /b/ is /b/ad for you.

[anguskahn22]

@ImTheWackhead

i know someones already replied. And i've been clean from 4chan for about a year.

[CaliforniaJoker1]

Awesome vid. Someone should try and play the song backwards. I've always thought I could hear something in there.

[BenjaminKuruga]

That dude was so epic he automatically grew a beard

[SenatorGayberry]

my friend made this comic when i was sophomore in college.. sooo 3 years ago-ish. I watched him make it on his computer, and just stumbled upon this on youtube. I think he put it on a forum so anywhere else that has it posted stole it from him. debate settled

[zygulpy]

@SenatorGayberry

Actually no, I made it myself.

I'd know, I'm a doctor.

[ImTheWackhead]

@SenatorGayberry Cool story bro. But we both know that's a load of horse shit.

[SenatorGayberry]

@ImTheWackhead no, you think its a load of shit, I on the other hand am telling the truth. Is it really that hard to believe?

[ImTheWackhead]

@SenatorGayberry I invented the famous Mass-Energy equivalence, and the string theory, and the evolution theory, my name is Albert "Hawking" Newton. Is it really that hard to believe?

anyone can make ridiculous claims on the internet.

[SenatorGayberry]

@ImTheWackhead lol. are implying the mystery of who made this web comic is on par with string theory. i didn't even say i made it. people were arguing where it came from and I know the true source. its a fucking MS Paint web comic why is it so ridiculous that i know the artist. cynics m i rite?

[fgsfds121]

When I read it, I thought it would be said much quicker, and with a more sea shanty style voice. "SPLIT your lungs with BLOOD and THUNDER, when you SEE THE WHITE WHALE! BREAK your backs and CRACK your oars men, IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL!" etc. etc.

[Owlicide]

@fgsfds121 haha, me too! I'm pretty underwhelmed by the song

[TMThesaurus]

Shame the song itself is so shit

[akathasamurai]

@TMThesaurus It's a shame you wouldn't recognize an awesome song from Leviathan if it pooped directly into your mouth.

[kostasmpyras]

@TMThesaurus learn to value good music punk

[DeoMachina]

@TMThesaurus u mad moby?

[DeadMau955]

FUCKING AWESOME!

[Rustyus1993]

looks like someone got reincarnated to kick some ass

[ultimatewarrior597]

FUCK YEAH!!!!

[AtlanticSpamHammer]

probably the funniest mspaint comic i've ever seen.

[Psycosays]

............WTF?

[budah57]

Mastodon yessssss

[DinosaurViking]

My English teacher said to me "Are you reading [Moby Dick]? Do it, see how far you get." Challenge accepted.

[OhLookBirdies]

Whoah, 100K+ views. Who'd've thought my five minute WMM job would ever grow this big? (Spoilerz: I didn't. A couple hundred views is the most I'd ever anticipated.)

[Lijiah]

@OhLookBirdies But this is the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

[Cixelated]

@OhLookBirdies You underestimate how much this happens to guys.

[Plawzable]

holy fuck 99999 views

captain ahab is seriously hardcore.

[wackadoodle1]

from Funnyjunk. Done.

[Qkumber1]

@wackadoodle1 4chan. Go away faggot.

[kalz1991]

@Qkumber1 so you looked for it too huh?

[Trevmeister671]

saw it in a stoner thread. lold hard

[HoorayMagicJesus]

Split your lungs with 40s and Thunda

[mike15236]

15 white whale dislike this video

[TheKr1minal]

dear god....does it get any more epic than this?

[shapaza]

This comic strip makes more sense than the actual music video

[thrognobonk]

There's like thirty different versions of this comic with this music on youtube, but this is the BEST because it's ALL MASTODON and NO SHITTY VOICEOVERS! Good job bro.

[S1ppy]

@thrognobonk I'm going to harpoon you in the eye

[BLKSNK]

everything went better than i expected...

[skatepunkzero]

Summarizing: Captain Ahab wasn't all their, the been out at sea makes you insane.

[anonymous4698]

I wonder if these guys have actually read moby dick....

[onepoint6180]

@anonymous4698 I wonder if you've actually listened to the album...

[onepoint6180]

@anonymous4698 I wonder if you've actually listened to the album...

[monalisasmilesforyou]

@anonymous4698 There are so many references to quotes and the imagery from Moby Dick in Mastodon's lyrics for Leviathan that I'm sure without a doubt they've read the book.

[YoItsJedhi]

amazing

[Valkodu]

Dumb bitch, doesn't realize her boyfriend is a whale.

[TomeOfBattle]

@Valkodu Her fault. Not his.

[SCRulerShinoda]

the misanthrope in me wants to see this happen in real life.

[kwiatekzgniezna]

the best music video in internet i've ever seen

[thanatos8618]

LOOOOL!!!

Summarizing: we, metalheads, aren't psychologically healthy.

[thed3m3nt3d]

I remember seeing one similar to this except it had vikings or something like that. If someone finds a link for me I would love them forever...no homo

[danielprestonjones]

The edit on your the man now dog is better google search.

YTMND - WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL:

[Gluupor]

What, no FU-pic at the end?

[crsrange]

Not seen in FOREVER!@

[MyZombis]

I hear the knife to the rhythm of the drums

[timberwolf98]

0:53 to 1:26 is eerily similar, basically identical in fact, to what I've always pictured in my head when I listen to this song.

[xFallenRequiem]

I THINK THAT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME

[SocijsOntwikseltsaar]

Such a tragic story.

[DougHittTV]

holy crap haha

[007Pogo]

Awesome xDDD

[tiberius890]

This is epic as fuck

[Temarisboy]

WHITE!

WHALE!

HOLY!

GRAAAAAAIL!

[JABS991]

"What the fuck are you doing" is right....

[YourMedusaInMyEyes]

This is the greatest song and comic ever.

[planeshaperman]

ahaha this was pretty funny

[imaekshit]

bacon

[lordrenoc99]

@imaekshit With wings

[Yeajjjjj]

i have seen that on newground ^^

[Yeahyeahyeah1964]

This the most epic thing I have ever seen

[DarkApostleMatt]

Fucking Awesome, anybody know the origin of the original comic

[OwMyBrains]

@DarkApostleMatt

it's from a 4chan (or something awful, I forgot which) MS paint comic thread.

[itsthelolocaust]

i would totally date a whale.

[XAxiusX]

@itsthelolocaust Yeah just to see some guy knife him in the face. Lol. That would be awesome.

[sykop8ntballer]

SUPREME VICTORY

[Ryezl]

This LITERALLY just happened to me right now with i girl i just met.

well, except for the whole eye-gauging bit, but still.

[jmkkrw69]

oh i get it at the end it wasnt a whale it was a dude...

[eXpLoDeY4President]

so f-in funny

[f34r0r]

surprisingly i prefer this one over the animated, faggot

[OhLookBirdies]

@Darklycan369 You know what else is better? Not spamming the same shit twice in as many days, I'm sure most people can follow the link just as well if you post it once.

[Darklycan369]

pown it/4507

Here you go guys, in all it's animated glory....

[neverhoodyn]

Bitches and whores man... bitches and whores. FUCK ALL THE FAKE CUNTS OUT THERE FUCK YOU

[gratedrawur]

the comic was made by /b/tards

[Crankeye]

>implying it was not /mu/ who made this

[mackrawDTP]

hahahahaahhaahhaha he got OWEND!!!!lolol

[lifebayne]

This is yes

[Beletgeuse]

Favorited Video only for the Moby Dick reference -- the comic part regarding the stabbing of the love interest's beau seems rather distasteful in my opinion.

[Resequenced]

@Beletgeuse Gay. :)

[Bunters196]

@Beletgeuse awh grow a pair of balls. Its from a song

[SuperToadsage]

HAHAHA I nearly shit bricks when I saw this.

[musicalkaratekid]

WHITE

WHALE

HOLY

GRAiiiiiilllllll!!!!!

FUCKING LOVE ITXD

[chiarezza]

he should have cut that bitch ^^ not her bf

[matty0mck]

all kinds of awesome

[OhLookBirdies]

Way to check dates. This has been on YouTube for over a year, the one on NG was uploaded 2 months ago.

[geoffster999]

@OhLookBirdies ha

[mudkips]

so i herd.... uhm... u fail

[Yaymudkip]

@mudkips There is no yay in your name. You lose.

[TheAnimefan112]

@yomamanji lol fagget this was posted a year ago the one on newgrounds is new.

[james5436]

"WHIT WHALE HOLLY GRAIL"  "what the fuck r u doing!!"

LoLz

[ninjasnipe]

stfu noob

[knitemare68]

lol. "What the fuck are you doing?"

[EeVvAaNn3]

Sup, baby

[Klootjee]

epic win

[rando6666]

this should be the official music video

must have taken so long, the things a masterpeice

[Xiny0ung]

wow this is amazing

[masteroflicks]

WHALECORE!!!!!!!!!!

[OfficerBigJoey]

haha actually pretty cool. love the ahab and whale pics

[BigMPChris]

BEST. RENDITION. OF. MASTADON. EVER.

[tikiux5]

you see if you wear a hat your gunna get stabbed!

[haloisawesome01]

ROFLMFAO

[revilo314]

I'm making it pretty obvious I'm attracted to you.

[boss1001]

I laughed. So hard.

[Cantido]

Makes me want to kill some whales.

Possibly dolphins.

...

\m/

[Feitang]

@Cantido

Reminds me of that south park episode xD

WHALE AND DOLPIIIIIIN

[Brutalyeah]

Yeah, Brutal man!

[METALAGE92]

Epic win!

[trendycore]

love it

[rueben112]

HAHAHAHAHA

[ACHolyWarzx]

/win

[NEOMASOCHIST]

this vid ROCKS!

[zastonecesda]

This is a fucking story of our lifes!!!!!!!!!!

[danielprestonjones]

@zastonecesda

Your saying that you're Cpt Ahab?

[SavageBezerkEclipse]

@danielprestonjones No, hes saying theres a white whale in all of our lives...its a Symbol

[Titant2]

Mastodon \m/

[Randomcorpse]

Oh sweet. I remember when this was first drawn, I can't believe it came up in my recommendations.

Always hoped someone would do this.

PURE AWESOME

[MrDylaneric]

FUCKING AMAZING

[Ragedhard]

You know it's a lot more awkward when this happens in real life and there's no metal playing in the background.

[mayerism]

I know this shit's actually happened to me the only regret I have about that is that I didn't actually stab the guy I think it would have emphasized my point and my contempt

[OhLookBirdies]

This is why you always have to make sure you have a portable amp and a pair of massive speakers with you. To play the Soundtrack of your Life on.

[UnknownRex]

Indeed

[djwotzon]

thanx, i like moby dick stuff in any way.... rock on.

[smonky5]

doe anyone know why they say white whale holy grail?

[OhLookBirdies]

The white whale is Moby Dick, who is a whale and white. The holy grail is a metaphor, referring to something so valuable people spend their lives searching for it. In Moby Dick, captain Ahab is obsessed with the whale, and he compulsively tries to catch it. So it is his own personal holy grail, so to speak.

[Zmegol2012]

@OhLookBirdies

It's also infered by various mythologans that the Holy Grail is itself a metaphor for the Vagina.

The eternal life it grants being of course your children

[OhLookBirdies]

Giant white swimming vagina?

But yeah, you're right, I've heard that explanation too. But a whole comparative history in the 500 characters YouTube allows you is a bit optimistic ;)

[nickringer]

Dan Brown?

[itsashpadoinkleday]

Also, because you will most likely spend your whole life searching for it, only to have it stolen by Harrison Ford.

[hiland25]

the end was funny as shit

[HandsomeDynamite]

Great video.

[KanbeiWarrior]

Does anyone know how I can find the cartoon - similiar to this one but it has the Nordic Mythology in it instead? Like Valhalla and stuff :D

Would be happy if you could PM me a link or something (:

[henrebotha]

You talking about the one with the runes? "By the Hammer of Thor", etc?

[KanbeiWarrior]

Haha yes! I think that might be the one! :O

You know where I can find it?

[fro339]

i see what you did thar internet xD

[thesandchud]

this is terrible....

[bankypunk]

Says the weaboo faggot

[JisakuJ]

I'm Japanese for real, so I can't be a weeaboo. Hth.

[bankypunk]

Suspicious lack of Japanese in your channel or videos there bub.

[JisakuJ]

"Country: Japan"

Pawned ;)

[bankypunk]

LOL how is that a pwning? You can change the county in your profile to anything you want. I could say I'm from fucking New Zealand if I wanted to. Doesn't make it true.

[OhLookBirdies]

Thinking your music taste is law is for faggots. Going around and spamming up videos with it doubly so.