Orson Welles Paul Masson Commercial

[oingofan]

The green-peaness brought me here...

[iLOVENATURE2011]

oh...what a vintage video...nice one anyway! =)

[RadimirWackytov]

Muaaahaaa the French!

[jackieevans]

A creative genius who was minimized due to a lack of money.

[digitalquarternote]

only $1 a jug

[Shineyfighter]

Calibrated for its excellence!

[Zebonka]

It's Frasier.

[mikebozart]

it was psomething else ...

[SteveElOtaku]

What follows is a tale of beneficiaries, probate...and goblins!

[bazookoidben]

@SteveElOtaku No Mr Wells, this a wine ad.

[SteveElOtaku]

@bazookoidben That was a declaration of love.

[brainburrito]

This must have been take 172.

[ThePurpleMenace]

and now, for a bit of magic, i will now make this bottle...DISAPPEAR *glug glug glug*

[Jaramo1]

But does it contain green peaness?

[blackcerberus999]

....and that, ladies and gentlemen, was the only part of the commercial they could broadcast due to his being drunk. Lol jk

[Rubberman202]

No wait, that's terrible. I quit!

[michaelpilot1000]

The counter wine advertisement was about a year latter from Bartel And James ..The line was "We sell no wine until you pay for it."

[greenroadster]

We will sell no wine ...........Period !

[spamviking]

hermentesd in der blottle!!

[RobDog65]

I remember the news release that announced Paul Masson discontinuing their relationship with Welles. Local radio guys had a field day with it, saying "Orson Welles will sell NO wine...at this time."

[Tokopol]

@RobDog65 That was hilarious. At the same time that he was too drunk to get through Paul Masson commercials, he had never even drank any of the product he was endorsing.

[heidern246]

AAAAAAAAAHH THEEE... french champagne.

[eIchristo]

Wow, I think I just saw The Most Interesting Man In The World...Or at least his ancestor!

[claymars]

sloaches grapes humanoid

[kcthatsawinner]

The only commercial break seen on Telescreen (see SCTV, 1/2/82)....

[getoutofmyway01]

we will sell no wine.. before its t -hime

[ZZombyWooff]

MWMWaaAaaaaaa the french

[booblies]

We Will Sell No Wine B4 Its TIME!!!!!

[PufferBluntman]

How did they turn "mwahaa the french" into this???

[CocteauDalighari]

@PufferBluntman I don't know, but whoever did it they should lure outta retirement or resurrect to fix the deficit & the M.E. I remember these ads: I knew Welles was some sorta icon, altho I'd never seen his movies back then.

[freakypencils31]

Mmuuuaaarrrrggghhh, the Freeennnchhh!

[OddGuy23]

"And, with a little magic, I will make this wine disappear."

[demoman87]

"this is a bunch of shit, you know that?"

[Skrimpish]

Get me a jury!

[jpmezart]

Full of green Peaness

[Trisscarr]

Fresh Country Goodness and Green Peaness

[Stantzs]

Wow, Orson Welles was a scary dude.

[dih70]

It's celebrated for it's sexellense.

[Vurdox]

MWAAAaaaaahhh....the french

[verzahaku]

I love his voice!

[Chriseycarlyeah324]

narrrrrrrrr

[greengenes1977]

But what of the green peaness?

[JTC545]

I heard this wine is pretty popular...... at olive garden

[kinginthecorner]

aaaa-aaagghhh, the frenchhhampagne, that's always been celebrated for its excellence.

[arianemq]

I love his voice.

[AbFabRacing13]

he was sober (I think) for this one..

[0orazielo0]

Full of country-ness, and greeeeeeeen vines.

[thecheeseforest]

Yes even better when you're dead

[irish89055]

swill...

[lordcristale]

Orson Welles is the best actor ever!

Plus: that old commercial sounds pretty elegant

[Dojack]

"We will sell no wine..before it's time."

The way he fucking says it sounds like it should be in a Horror Film.

[leocat99]

White wine in a red wine glass? Well I guess at $6 a bottle it doesn't matter...

[Clonetrooper17]

A Rich Full Bodied Wine Sensably Priced at a Dollar a Jug....Now for a little magic I will make this wine disappear.

[scallywag86]

You know, Maurice Lamarche does probably the best Orson Welles voice there is today

[waynestudios]

On Carson's Comedy classics, it showed a hobo opening the bottle saying: "IT'S TIME!"

LOL

[bdekraker]

Keep your hand at your side, madam, and continue to ascend.

[mikiroony]

Rosebuuuuuuud...

Yes! Rosebud frozen WINE.

[hybridfury]

IT'S EVEN BETTER WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

[Poharex]

And it only costs a dollar a jug! Now, for a little magic...

[Darkinsigniosis]

Full of wine-ness.

[esb84]

I like the drunk version better.

[georgehwbush]

Muaahhhhhhhhh the Frendh

[Kev95682]

Filled with green peaness

[thecultguy]

theres a french FRY stuck in my beard...

[TherealKurbeh]

Oh what luck

[SomethinKindaTwizted]

Mom drinks Paul Masson Brandy. LOL!

[CatAtomic99]

Mwa-HAAAaaahhhh the Frensch.... champagne...

[SquidwardsNose]

its even better when they're raw

[Obesejose]

YES!!!!

[eastweymouthchris]

Why in the hell do they talk about French champagne if they're selling california wine? It's like the frozen peas thing.

[darrellkaiser1985]

"It's inspired by that same French excellence!"

[Chameleonardodavinci]

Rooosebuuud.

[PapagenoJuan]

Mrs. Pill's Fishsticks!!!! mmm yes

[sternfan75]

they're even better raw!

[krilc]

And now for a little Magic...

[Zebonka]

Frasier could totally do this ad.

[sweetviolettes]

YES! Frasier could do it, but he'd need to be representing a better brand of wine!

[DreamMasquerade]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

the french........

XD

[havypants21]

"blaahhhhh ha ha ha ha" CUT!

I just watched him get shit faced fall down drunk.

[fuckallnazislol]

Maahaaaaah, the Frenchhhhhhh!

[hypernation2007]

ssssfermented in the bottle...

[theaznfishy]

its vintage dated...

[TheLizzard0]

Mariche LaMarch does a great Orson Welles too! If not, better!

[CH3MIS7RY]

french excellence 3:16

[etacovda]

spill the wine bitch!

[akwaqs]

The former Paul Masson Winery is now a beautiful venue in the Santa Cruz Mountains above Saratoga, CA. My coworker had her wedding there. The winery also stages jazz and pop music concerts in the summer.

[LuvvyDuck]

I've got a fridge magnet that says:

"We will drink no wine before its time...IT'S TIME." XD

[Gr8tCompany]

..."hick-up"

"CUT" !!!!

[Manjour90]

Lol I remember this commercial from when I was a little kid. Looking at it now, I'm sure that he did enjoy a little Paul Masson during the shoot. His eyes have that relaxed look that only comes from a good buzz.

[Maffew]

THE FRENCH

[DH2020]

YEssss FISH STICKS!!!!

[SpamNapkin]

They're even better when you're dead!

[SpamNapkin]

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah the french.

[gsorder12]

The takes were cut pretty short, I wonder why? ^^ Orson Welles + Drunk = :)

[aglackin]

Ive got to try some of that gear going on the propper version

[Jasonian77]

MUAAHHHHH-HAAAAAAAAA The French!

[Koubiak]

Douche.

[Jasonian77]

Bag.

[TheMadWorldOfBilly]

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA I love this. Please, someone find more drunken videos of Orson, he is my favorite drunk because of that outtake where he was in the bag. I mean no disrespect to his fans or the man himself, but it is ridiculously funny and I gotta see MOOOORE!!!

[Matalizari]

I bet that took about 200 takes and 12 hours of overtime.

[SONOFABITCH]

I prefer the 'hammered' version.